#Betterhelp is evil

[therealbeachfox]

*Scruffy 30-something with an oil-stained cap and a green-screened mechanics shop in the background waves into the webcam*

"Hey there, Batheads, it's your pal Rod out here with another Batmobile Update! I know we've all been eagerly looking forward to the Bee-Em's reappearance after getting trashed by Poison Ivy last month *video link to 'Vines vs Wheels: End of the Batmobile?!' pops up in the corner* and I'm here to announce that our long wait is finally over!"

*pixilated stills of the Batmobile speeding down the street, taken from the sidewalk*

"These come courtesy of gothingotham on leX.com who caught our latest beauty ripping up the streets just last night! As you can see, we're looking at a massive overhaul of the engine housing and the wheel design, but what I'm really excited about is it looks like this new version has returned to the classic B-08 chassis after a three year absence! I have a lot to say about that, but first: We all have a lot to say about all sorts of things, but we often don't have anyone we can say them -to-. That's why I'm proud to say that this episode of 'Batmobile Update' is being sponsored by Betterhelp(tm)."

This would be a cottage industry

Can you imagine the massive following the Batmobile would have if it existed in our universe? Just an army of devotees putting together traffic cam footage and hastily taken photos to analyse the make. People scanning police reports to understand what's inside, burning with curiosity to rebuild versions of it. There'd be youtube tutorials on replicating some of Batman's tech.

One of the batkids would totally release a vlog or something, where they filmed the inside (I have feeling this is Jason, while Nightwing drives in a panic and pretends like he's not speeding).

[louderfade]

what we need mental health services to offer is an anger room. where you can go to just scream and break things. like stock it with 20 bucks worth of cheap plates and let patients smash the shit out of them. howl and pound on the walls until they're relieved/satisfied. maybe THEN when my mind is cleared of negative electricity we can discuss the sources of the suffering. like when i did equine therapy (which is the only therapy that ever helped me) they leave you all alone with the horses for an hour and then at the end you verbally process for five minutes. when you're at peace and thinking clearly. smashing objects is a great way to achieve clarity of thought. i speak from years of experience. just ask the holes in my walls.

[tinkkles]

One of my least favorite things about the current state of the Internet is how ppl have become conditioned to the idea that entertainment should always be free and that it is somehow malicious and greedy for an independent creator to directly ask their audience to pay for a product that they work full time to create instead of relying on unpredictable and unstable income from a nebulous advertiser market that is actively dying

[oliviawebsite]

at the point where i click off youtube vids if they drop a betterhelp sponsor or some shit like that. you gotta stop letting money overtake morals like that you are shilling a very evil company that just wants to harvest your data by taking advantage of a vulnerable and under-assisted demographic. fuck off.

[fluorescentbrains]

apple or whoever rolling out new metrics for calculating ad exposure which put podcasters on the hook for more minutes of ads smack in the middle of their contracts around the same time as betterhelp became radioactive is such an evil and cursed synergy. podcasters are really fighting for their lives out here

[marxandangels]

Remember when I made that brief post about betterhelp being evil and how appalled I am that YouTubers still do ads with them and got a massive influx of people telling me that lol they do it for money dude

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Huh I wonder why I never thought of that I wonder what other question I might have been asking. One about…. Morality perhaps?????

Anyway posts that get big are always evil to experience the tags and comments on

[ctrl-freaks]

I love love love how empath anti-narc psychology bloggers are all like "your life is terrible because of narcissists and you need to protect yourself. Anyways here's our Betterhelp affiliate link." It's almost like they are financially incentivized to convince you that there's a class of evil people that are out to get you.

[blastingfurnace]

What happened last night sucks; however, remember that you matter, your words matters, and your life matters.

Yes we live in a dystopia, but we have for a very long time. the stories we read about dystopias they focus so much into so little, we are the supporting characters of change, we are the surviving characters, we are the rebellion fighting against the empire, the army behind the fellowship set to launch against the forces of Sauron, we are the army set to fight for the rights of others, to vote against tyranny and side together in strength. I know last night sucks, and is scary, but that means we need to be put to work, we need to work harder than how we do now and did before. We need to support women’s rights, women’s healthcare, we need to protest and we need to work strong.

The government he will work is scary, dangerous, and outright evil, we need to work towards righting against that tyranny as well as work towards protecting ourselves, surviving, creating community, and protecting others and their rights.

The world, though a scary place, is one we create, and as long as we fight against his tyranny we will survive. There are many peoples who will be here to help you including the people at https://www.thetrevorproject.org/

And many many other places who will make attempts toward helping you, including planned parenthood, and contacting them will help you, not even on a “if needed” basis, if your having even a small rough time it would be in your best interest to contact anyone who may help you.

To all the queer individuals no matter who you are I hope you all know your loved, your loved, your respected, and your supported. We need to work together to make the world better, and ourselves better. We need strength, integrity, courage, discipline, and compassion. Again I want you to know that you are loved, appreciated, and respected even if you don’t know it yourself.

I hope you have a wonderful day, and may whatever gods you believe in bless you all.

[g0at0ad]

the Midnight Burger crew includes an Israeli voice actor and there is a Zionist episode so it's not surprising the politics are like this

😬 can't say I'm surprised, I was already put off by them being sponsored by betterhelp. there were also two jokes that were like "Saudia Arabia is terrible and everyone lets them get away with it" and "lol China is full of people brainwashed by an authoritarian government" which also really put me off. they make some criticisms about america being a mess but like... on the world stage the US is absolutely the most evil and gets away with it because they're the most powerful country in the world. I'm not getting the impression that midnight burger understands that.

[tricksterkisses]

Just as a heads up, it's COMPLETELY fine if you don't care since the post wasn't about this, but the OP of the betterhelp retail horror story is a terf. Like I'm not one of those "YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT DOWN" people and hopefully it's broken containment in general enough for random reblogs not to cause harassment, so this is more "do with this information as you want"+a sprinkling of "my paranoia symptoms cause me to delete reblogs of posts from people who hate my existence and therefore I appreciate knowing, so maybe you might as well?

Sorry for awkward, just wanting to be clear this isn't an "you're evil for reblogging a completely innocent post from a terf" and more "if this is in any way a potential safety concern for you, it might be at least okay to say something?" 😅

I genuinely appreciate it and will be removing it! I don't like spreading TERF blogs around even if the post itself is harmless because I don't believe in giving them attention!

People can always tell me if an OP is a TERF and I will check it out and delete as necessary, I appreciate you letting me know; I don't check the OPs of posts because I usually don't have time/I blog after work and it just takes too much brainpower, so I rely on people who do have time/brainpower to help keep me and others safe.

Thank you again, I do appreciate this, and it does help me make informed decisions about the people I give attention to!

[matimatti]

hello welcome to this video where we talk about mental illness and wanting to kill yourself, how having one makes you an easier victim of addictions and how the world sees mentally ill people as evil and broken. But before all that I have to thank our favorite sponsor BetterHelp<3 Hello and welcome to this video where we will talk about the way media promotes eating disorders but first we should thank our dear sponsor HelloFresh Hi and welcome to this vide-

[pheraed]

housekeeping ..... evil style

okay i finally made a mun page for eliwood. similar to the other two with only some slight differences.

as with the other two I'm prioritizing closing up ball threads!

threads i owe:

neither of us are magic units (w/Kagetsu)

these armors sure can heavy (w/Jakob)

We Do Not Need Laundry Chair. It Does Not Give Throne Bonuses (w/Poe)

Let's go to Horseland (w/Kurth)

no better teacher than the battlefield. (w/Diamant)

Um. Squeak Squeaker Squeakem. If You Even Care. (w/Raven)

dw about it me and my buddy hector got this. (w/Hector)

Let Me Get That Trap For You, M'lord (w/ Harken)

threads waiting on partner:

are you sure this BetterHelp program is accredited? @folternis

girl get in we're about to form the monastery's first labor union @ladyleonster

Two Normally Dressed People Dancing and Then This Fucking Barbarian Strolls Up @luminousrider & @justicefanged

top 50 fortnite dances with best music [NOT clickbait] @braveryinblue

dance & be happy ; @seraphiia

pearls for pearls. @reverenceofmacedon

we're gonna show this rock who's the boss around here. @luminousrider

Honorary Nohrian @laslow

the sun in our eyes. @roysourblog

out of 31 matches it's 15 wins for Eliwood, 12 for Hector, and 4 were draws ig [i think this one is just waiting on a closer] @braveryinblue

preserved flower @nabataprophet

Cultural Exchange @blaiddllodi

we could have been like a weird buddy cop duo but you were kicked out of the lycian league /: @peerlessscowl

(zak bagans vc) the ghost is right behind me isn't he @deamare

as always never a rush & if you wanna drop any of these let me know ok i love u

[dvdregionseven]

I need people who hate the same things I do. Hacksaw Ridge. Ryan Seacrest's accent. The National Post. The error of using soundstages where you could get away with a beach and a dozen extras pretending real good instead of blowing millions on green screens and CGI.

THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH HATERS IN MY DAY TO DAY LIFE.

I'm a little buzzed so I don't know if "we should have a vodcast where we fact check Global/CTV/CBC/etc once a week and inevitably shout you evil motherfuckers at the TV" or if that's folly. I think yelling at the TV is a paradigm shifting growth industry that needs to be platformed and distributed to the consumer. We're shiftin' paradigms and disruptin' whatever the fuck sells to angel investors.

The Canaduuuuuugggggggghhhhhhh Podcast. Brought to you by whoever's stupid enough to give us money (not Betterhelp fuck those assholes).

[saucerfulofsins]

Im listening to the nosleep podcast and saved the Halloween episode for tonight... anyway I just laughed so hard at their betterhelp (EVIL!!!!) ad. It was about Masks. And how fun those are for Halloween, but not when you're hiding your real and authentic self from friends and family.

[bisexualmadney]

havent people been talking about how evil betterhelp is for like. years. why do i still get youtube ads for them 😭

[dnickels]

Normie podcasts on JFK are hallucinatory. They want to emphasize they're not whacky conspiracy theorists so instead of cliche dark spooky music they have light poppy muzak and peppy voiceovers. Smiley botoxed local newscasters doing Betterhelp ad reads voice. It's like a Chapo bit. "We'll reveal the malfeasance and corruption at the fetid, murderous heart of the Evil Empire! Womp womp!"