#Beep Beep Bill
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago
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No time to play. You are being sent away.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#yu ziyuan#jiang yanli#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes#and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse#Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.
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lttl3babybug · 3 months ago
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:0 can u make cg!bill cypher headcanons? I’ve beel looking all over for some of him but can’t find anyy TwT
I neeeed cg Dorito guy TwT, /nf
Ooooo cg bill. That is such a fun concept!! These were surprisingly easy to come up with too! Hope you enjoy anon :D
Cg!Bill Cipher Headcanons
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⚠️ Bill’s a very wacky guy, so he’d probably be a really fun cg!
⚠️Sure he’ll have his set of rules but he’s not super duper strict on them
⚠️If it gets to bedtime and you’re genuinely not tired he doesn’t see the harm in you staying up an extra half an hour or so
⚠️If you’re intentionally being fussy though he will not hesitate to put you in time out or take away colouring books
⚠️He’d never take away a comfort item, not after the last time when you squealed for a whole hour
⚠️Very very good story teller
⚠️He does ALL the voices and gets very into it
⚠️He’s a big fan of knights and castle stories since they’re often the most dramatic ones
⚠️He’s also good at making ones up on the spot
⚠️Bill loves a good tea party
⚠️Spreading inter-dimensional gossip with you and your stuffies over a plastic cup of ‘tea’ is one of his favourite play time hobbies
⚠️Likes when you draw him, he keeps them all and shows them off to whoever summons him
⚠️Teaches you how to play things like chess and checkers if you’re an older regressor
⚠️If not then he’s happy to stick to tea parties and stuffies
⚠️Very good at getting you to calm down if you’re starting to fuss or cry
⚠️No one is really sure how? But he is very good at it
⚠️Doesn’t like those puzzles with the shape holes because he figured out that all of them can fit in the square hole and he’s felt weird about that knowledge ever since
⚠️Dinosaurs! Something he’s quite fond of seeing you read, talk and learn about
⚠️Gives you random tidbits of information about everything each day
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ambassadorquark · 18 days ago
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100 dollars is a lot of money to a child but as a teenager you learn it's actually not a lot of money, as most truly expensive things are more than 100 dollars. and then as a bill-paying adult it's a lot of money again
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scrunchi · 2 years ago
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A bunch of losers💕
(Yes, I stan tiny Bill, he is the smallest after Eddie and Bev in my head and I love him like that)
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wingsmould · 4 months ago
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also bills ultimate fate is that hes in therapy and fucking hates it is the quite possibly the funniest thing you can do to him
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wetpuppets · 1 year ago
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EXCELLENT!!
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wishfulsketching · 2 years ago
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Some doodles I made of the finale of dndads, very random. Also lets all agree Ron is standing on a very tall rock :)
I keep drawing the omega daddies but that’s because I stumbled upon a theme song for them so now every time I hear it, I end up doodling them.
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marshbevvie · 1 month ago
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what on EARTH is this mf doing
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riveatstoes · 1 year ago
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figured i should probably post something.
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by-georgie-wood · 2 years ago
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Eddie "would you still love me if i was a worm' Kasbrak
Richie "I'd eat the worm" Tozier
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skullislandproductions · 11 months ago
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Baby Road Runner watches as baby Wile E. is about to experience the effects of gravity for the first time. “Little Go Beep” poster design by Tim Cahill, painted by Alan Bodner, lettering painted by Bill Franks, on a coffee mug given to the crew.
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certifiablymadmax · 2 years ago
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I literally hate Barry Berkman and want him to die painfully and dramatically. But also he's my little meow meow and I love him and want to get him (s1-2) into serious therapy and give him blankets but also he's still a piece of shit. I hate him and I love him and I root for and then I root against. He's Barry fucking Berkman, you know?
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beepbeepsan · 7 months ago
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Fuck I need to read Reaper Man again
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scrunchi · 2 years ago
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For @kmcarras reddie storyboard! She is back!!
Look at him with his birthday crown omg qwq
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wingsmould · 4 months ago
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the book of bill is interesting because you cant take any of it at face value
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belovedbellflower · 2 years ago
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This is just a hc I have for Richie, but I feel like he would follow a lot of Eddie's allergies as kids. Say Eddie is allergic to nuts. Someone tries to hand Eddie something with nuts? Richie is yelling to get it the hell away from Eddie. I also feel like it affects his adult life. He tries to eat nuts, but personally can't because he never ate them as a child. I don't think it's all of them, but I feel like he at least feels on edge when eating some of them and he only connects it when he meets Eddie as adults.
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