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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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No time to play. You are being sent away.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #yu ziyuan #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes #and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse #Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.

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lttl3babybug · 6 months ago

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:0 can u make cg!bill cypher headcanons? I’ve beel looking all over for some of him but can’t find anyy TwT

I neeeed cg Dorito guy TwT, /nf

Ooooo cg bill. That is such a fun concept!! These were surprisingly easy to come up with too! Hope you enjoy anon :D

Cg!Bill Cipher Headcanons

⚠️ Bill’s a very wacky guy, so he’d probably be a really fun cg!

⚠️Sure he’ll have his set of rules but he’s not super duper strict on them

⚠️If it gets to bedtime and you’re genuinely not tired he doesn’t see the harm in you staying up an extra half an hour or so

⚠️If you’re intentionally being fussy though he will not hesitate to put you in time out or take away colouring books

⚠️He’d never take away a comfort item, not after the last time when you squealed for a whole hour

⚠️Very very good story teller

⚠️He does ALL the voices and gets very into it

⚠️He’s a big fan of knights and castle stories since they’re often the most dramatic ones

⚠️He’s also good at making ones up on the spot

⚠️Bill loves a good tea party

⚠️Spreading inter-dimensional gossip with you and your stuffies over a plastic cup of ‘tea’ is one of his favourite play time hobbies

⚠️Likes when you draw him, he keeps them all and shows them off to whoever summons him

⚠️Teaches you how to play things like chess and checkers if you’re an older regressor

⚠️If not then he’s happy to stick to tea parties and stuffies

⚠️Very good at getting you to calm down if you’re starting to fuss or cry

⚠️No one is really sure how? But he is very good at it

⚠️Doesn’t like those puzzles with the shape holes because he figured out that all of them can fit in the square hole and he’s felt weird about that knowledge ever since

⚠️Dinosaurs! Something he’s quite fond of seeing you read, talk and learn about

⚠️Gives you random tidbits of information about everything each day

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toonypow · 2 months ago

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Christopher Robin Miller is awesome he can voice Hershel Layton, Don Paolo, Inspector Chelmey, Beluga, Alphonse Dalston and Bill Hawks all in the same room. They could kill him, too.

#professor layton #we all want bill hawks dead but i think its funnier if i just say Him #its rly funny to me that a lot of these are other main roles too so Christopher is just talking to himself #bee beeps

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ambassadorquark · 3 months ago

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100 dollars is a lot of money to a child but as a teenager you learn it's actually not a lot of money, as most truly expensive things are more than 100 dollars. and then as a bill-paying adult it's a lot of money again

#beep boop #i made about 100 dollars this weekend at a small con i can't wait for it to go towards my damnable electric bill

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scrrunchi · 2 years ago

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A bunch of losers💕

(Yes, I stan tiny Bill, he is the smallest after Eddie and Bev in my head and I love him like that)

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wingsmould · 6 months ago

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also bills ultimate fate is that hes in therapy and fucking hates it is the quite possibly the funniest thing you can do to him

#beep boop #mystery posting #gravity falls #book of bill spoilers #when i turned that page and saw thats where he ended up i lost it . hes literally that one joker meme . the one with the joker mush #you know the one

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wetpuppets · 1 year ago

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EXCELLENT!!

#started this drawing a month ago #finished it in one sitting today #bon appétit #bill and ted #bnt #bill s preston esquire #ted theodore logan #it’s 1 am i have work tomorrow #my art #bill and ted’s excellent adventure #on that colour theory struggle bus #beep beep bitch

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marshbevvie · 4 months ago

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what on EARTH is this mf doing

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tiffanylovesloki · 3 days ago

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Beep Beep Richie 👓🎈

#beep beep richie #richie tozier #finn wolfhard #bill hader #seth green #harry anderson #it 2017 #it chapter 2 #stephen kings it

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wishfulsketching · 2 years ago

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Some doodles I made of the finale of dndads, very random. Also lets all agree Ron is standing on a very tall rock :)

I keep drawing the omega daddies but that’s because I stumbled upon a theme song for them so now every time I hear it, I end up doodling them.

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fandomtransmandom · 2 months ago

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When I write multi-Bill fics

#bill hader #richie tozier #beep beep richie #it chapter 2 #it chapter two #richie and Milo is one of my favs #though the Richie and Barry one is a close second #tw swearing

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riveatstoes · 1 year ago

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figured i should probably post something.

#fanart #it #it 2017 #stephen king #stephen king’s it #richie tozier #beep beep #you’ll float too #bill denbrough #beverly marsh #stanley uris #eddie kaspbrak #ben hanscom #mike hanlon #finn wolfhard #artists on tumblr

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skullislandproductions · 1 year ago

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Baby Road Runner watches as baby Wile E. is about to experience the effects of gravity for the first time. “Little Go Beep” poster design by Tim Cahill, painted by Alan Bodner, lettering painted by Bill Franks, on a coffee mug given to the crew.

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certifiablymadmax · 2 years ago

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I literally hate Barry Berkman and want him to die painfully and dramatically. But also he's my little meow meow and I love him and want to get him (s1-2) into serious therapy and give him blankets but also he's still a piece of shit. I hate him and I love him and I root for and then I root against. He's Barry fucking Berkman, you know?

#barry berkman #barry hbo #barry #hbo barry #barry season 4 #barry spoilers #bill hader #beep beep richie

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scrrunchi · 2 years ago

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Who finds the easteregg to another Stephen King novel?👀

I wanted to get deeper into the "Eddie and his dad" thing, I imagine it's hard to have a mom like he has and never knowing his dad and what he would think about him?? Of course Frank would have loved Eddie no matter what. Alsoooo, Eddie getting comfortable around Bev and Stan again. They had a friendship break for 4 years too :c

I HOPE YOU LIKED THIS PART!! BE EXCITED FOR THE NEXT ONE [all I can say is that the waiting has to end👀]

NEXT PART

LAST PART

FIRST PART

#richie tozier #eddie kaspbrak #reddie #it 2017 #it chapter two #it 2019 #it #it fanart #beverly marsh #bill denbrough #ben hanscom #mike hanlon #stan uris #beep beep richie #my art #reddie fanart #chasing it down #stanley uris #stephen king

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wingsmould · 6 months ago

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the book of bill is interesting because you cant take any of it at face value

#beep boop #gravity falls #mystery posting #spoilers in tags #like i think the only things in it that are 100% true is the ending and the notes from ford / the rest of the pines family . everything else #needs to be taken with a grain of salt #those journal 3 pages might be fake . bill is straight up lying about most of his backstory #the whole premise is that he wants you to keep reading ! that hes tempting you specifically with things you want to know !#like i think parts of the journal 3 pages did happen #but ford didnt actually write about it #this book is fun to think about because of bills tendency to lie and just make shit up #anyway this was rambly ive been trying to put my thoughts about this book into tangible words #i did enjoy it for the most part . i just hope people arent weird about certain parts

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