#Beauty Dave

[gwydpolls]

Time Travel Question 47: Early Modernish and Earlier 2 (Reposted. First Version Had Issues

These Questions are the result of suggestions a the previous iteration.

This category may include suggestions made too late to fall into the correct earlier time grouping. Basically, I'd already moved on to human history, but I'd periodically get a pre-homin suggestion, hence the occasional random item waaay out of it's time period, rather than reopen the category.

In some cases a culture lasted a really long time and I grouped them by whether it was likely the later or earlier grouping made the most sense with the information I had. (Invention ofs tend to fall in an earlier grouping if it's still open. Ones that imply height of or just before something tend to get grouped later, but not always. Sometimes I'll split two different things from the same culture into different polls because they involve separate research goals or the like).

Please add new suggestions below if you have them for future consideration. All cultures and time periods welcome.

[onlysushicat]

This took more time than I imagined

[cutetanuki-chan]

they're everything to me

song 'Four Friends' from 'Ghost quartet'

[pro-royalty]

Taste Music Video (BTS)

w. Sabrina Carpenter & Jenna Ortega

[beauty-funny-trippy]

"He bends over for Putin."

[zegalba]

Björk for Raygun Magazine (1995) Photography: Dave Stewart

[nerdsandbabyteeth]

Deb and Arlene

[mftm1987]

DAVE GAHAN · 101 · NOTHING

[chessb0r3d]

i cracked the code.

[damonalbarn]

Blur, 1991

shared by Het Blokhuis made by Jo Gilissen, photographer unknown

[eggwishing]

mr president aka obama the salamander propaganda

[theneverendingshow]

Cara Mell aka Rena via Femjoy

[bluuuuuuuunuuuuuuu]

small eeping

[pro-royalty]

Sabrina Carpenter x Taste Music Video (BTS)

w. Dave Meyers, Jenna Ortega & Rohan Campbell

[blacknwhitemood]

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ROSE: Well, Dave, I made it, in spite of your directions. DAVE: ah rose DAVE: welcome DAVE: hope youre prepared for an unforgettable luncheon ROSE: Eh.

DAVE: aw fuck DAVE: my roast is ruined DAVE: but what if i bought fast food and disguised it as my own DAVE: delightfully devilish dave ROSE: Huh?

Dave Strider, with his crazy explanations The Seer of Lights's gonna need her medication When she hears Strider's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight!

ROSE: Dave? DAVE: rose! DAVE: i was just uh DAVE: stretching my calves on the windowsill DAVE: isometric exercise DAVE: care to join me ROSE: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Dave? DAVE: uh DAVE: that isnt smoke DAVE: its uh DAVE: steam DAVE: steam from the steamed clams were having DAVE: mmm steamed clams ROSE: ???

DAVE: rose my dear sister i hope youre ready for mouthwatering hamburgers DAVE: watering your mouth so much its like theyre a gardener and your mouth is a flowerbed DAVE: thats how much they be watering ROSE: I thought we were having "steamed clams". DAVE: oh no i said steamed hams DAVE: thats what i call hamburgers ROSE: You call hamburgers 'steamed hams'? DAVE: yeah DAVE: its a regional dialect ROSE: Uh-huh. What region? DAVE: uh DAVE: upstate new york ROSE: Really? Well, I'm from Rainbow Falls, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams". DAVE: oh not in rainbow falls DAVE: its an albany expression ROSE: How would you know? You're Texan. DAVE: whatever

ROSE: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Burger King. DAVE: oh absolutely not DAVE: patented strider burgers DAVE: old family recipe ROSE: For steamed hams? DAVE: Yes. ROSE: So you call them steamed hams, in spite of the fact they are obviously grilled. DAVE: uh DAVE: you know DAVE: one thing i should DAVE: excuse me for one second ROSE: Ah, of course.

DAVE: [pretends to yawn] Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. DAVE: well that was wonderful DAVE: a good time was had by all ROSE: I should- WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THERE!? DAVE: aurora borealis ROSE: Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? This time of day? This part of the country? Localised entirely within your kitchen!? DAVE: yes ROSE: Okay, may I see it? DAVE: no

JADE: DAVE!!! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!! DAVE: no jade its just the northern lights ROSE: Well, Dave, something is seriously fucking wrong with you, but... DAVE: i steam a good ham? ROSE: No, Dave, you bought fast food and burnt the house down. But this sure was an "unforgettable luncheon". JADE: HEEELP!!! HEEEELP!!!