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#nowplaying#2019#The Sound of my 2019#Rachel Sermani#Finn Andrews#Ludovico Einaudi#Tim Bendzko#Karsten Fundal#Lunar Plane#The Slow Show#Hans Zimmer#Dido#Tungsten#Jase Thirlwall#Victoriya#Conchita Wurst#Dermot Kennedy#Sarah Connor#Skunk Anansie#Sascha Paeth's Masters Of Ceremony#Michel van Dyke#Roseaux#Blick Bassy#Rhonda#Westernhagen#Kobi Marimi#Push#Bart Skills#Spotify
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But what if Young Justice was a band? 🤔
#dc#dc comics#dc comics fanart#young justice#young justice 1998#band au#cassie sandsmark#kon el#connor kent#bart allen#tim drake#greta hayes#cissie king jones#this would be a no powers/capes au too#and it would take place in the 90s#I however have no writing skills#yj98#yj98 fanart#yj98 band au#I’m sorry Anita and slobo lovers#a 7 person rock band is just too many
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my beautiful baby girl. i mean they. i mean boy. i mean
#kon el#conner kent#bart (as in bug art)#i have not drawn him in a while :’) i missed u conner#this is a redraw from like?? a year ago???#i was less skilled artistically but i still hated that t shirt <3 bless#and then i just wanted to draw him in a crop top ❤️ smile#superboy#superman#dc#dc comics#young justice#young just us#yj98
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Bart: I was bored and reading about deities of the world,
Tim: as you do
Bart: yeah, and you know how Cassie is part Greek God?
Cassie: do I want to know where this is going?
Bart: do you think if we started giving her offerings and worshipping her she'd turn into a full Goddess?
Kon: don't know till we try! OH GODDESS! Accept my offering *throws gummies at Cassie*
Cassie: *smiling with a pack of gummies* you joke but I'm keeping these.
Tim: *not looking up from his phone* oh Goddess Cassie, please let us have a peaceful day.
Cissie: *walking into the room* ?
Kon: we're worshiping Cassie to see if we can make her a Goddess.
Cissie: oh ok, merciful and beautiful Goddess-
Cassie: *laughing*
Cissie: -please grant me knowledge on my next exam because SOMEONE *glares at all of them* keeps pulling me into Young Justice mission's and I haven't studied *drops down in a chair and tosses her a bracelet* my offering.
Cassie: *still laughing* knowledge granted.
#even better it works and thats why they're all 17 still even though they should be in their 20s. she made them her imortal companions.#comics#dc comics#robin#tim drake#cassie sandsmark#wonder girl#cissie king jones#arrowette#bart allen#impulse#kon el#conner kent#superboy#young justice 98#young justice#young just us#this is the shit they would do#its also a yj98 joke that bart would just read books to learn things when he was bored. like he learned lip reading and drawing etc#just randomly read things and learn new skills#young justice comics#cissie will worship her friend if she gets a good grade out of it.#fic ideas#incorrect quotes#incorrect young justice quotes#incorrect young justice 98 quotes#Cassie going Dionysus mode. shes started a cult before this one will just be about her this time.
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I have been laughing at this for ten minutes.
#alex.txt#ryley robinson#al-an#robin ayou#bart torgal#marguerit maida#subnautica#subnautica: below zero#subnautica below zero#subnautica bz#subnautica: bz#behold my s-tier graphic design skills#alex.meme
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i just saw a “what dc superhero family would you want to be a part of?” poll and the batfamily won. the batfamily
#the flashfam was right there#you're telling me you wouldn't choose the fam where everyone just loves each other?#like sure they fight/fought a lot (bart n wally esp) and have maybe set each other on fire at least once (also bart and wally)#but the love is so obvious and their communication skills are the ones of an expert compared to the batfam's#you're telling me you'd choose. That [gestures to the batfam] instead of idk the superfam???#i would NOT want to be part of all that drama#they have tried to kill each other way too many times#I'd rather be a green lantern tbh#dc#dc comics#batfamily
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the best thing about bart allen is that you can make up any bullshit hobby or skill and bart probably knows how to do it in canon. acting? obviously. playing guitar? apsolutely! drawing? duh. forensics? he knows that too! drums? most likely! reading lips? hes not great but he can do it. disarming a bomb? why WOULDNT he know how to do it. go nuts, hes a trump card. a jack of all trades. he runs on loony tunes logic anything is possible
#most of these things are pulled from canon#hes a skill monkey#which is fair#what else is he supposed to do with superspeed#he just learns anything#bart allen#bart allen has a prosthetic knee#impulse#people keep thinking this is about the simpsons#its not
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Oh yeah sure Bruce made a glass case with his dead son’s clothing in it and that was weird and all. But what about when his next son copied him and made FOUR glass cases, one for each person he was trying to resurrect and/or clone? That. that was weird.
Teen Titans (2003) #43
Teen Titans (2003) #44
#STOP looking at Bruce to learn coping mechanisms!!! bad idea!!!!#tim drake#kon el#stephanie brown#bruce wayne#tim that was so weird. it’s weirder when it’s just regular clothing not even a dramatic vigilante outfit#all those fanfics about Tim stealing Kon’s t shirt to WEAR and comics Tim is out there stealing Kon’s t shirt to put on DISPLAY?#and fandom wonders why dick’s first thought was ‘Tim is grieving very badly’ when Tim said Bruce was alive.#makes me wish even more that Bart was back to normal at this time so he could properly go apeshit too. that would’ve been so fun :(#jack drake#janet drake#bat mental health#batfam#teen titans (2003)#heroesriseandfall#guy who got this job by reprimanding Bruce for his bad morning skills: who should I learn how to mourn my loved ones from…Bruce. yeah.
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Who do you think are the most OP members of the FlashFam? I think it's difficult, the majority of them has almost the same powers.
Oh easy.
Wally, Bart and Barry.
I think we forget sometimes that the vast majority of the crazy feats of godlike powers we see from speedsters are coming from these three. Wally, Bart and Barry have insane connections to the speedforce and their skill level is unmatched. What these three can do is by no means normal or average. They are op as fuck.
You have to remember that even... let's say Max Mercury is nowhere even remotely near their skill level. And we're talking about Max Mercury. The guy who knows more about the speedforce than anyone else and trained for years to master it. But Max (although he was faster than Bart when Bart was a child) isn't on the same playing field as Wally, Bart and Barry. Max couldn't enter the speedforce without Bart's assistance, Max couldn't leave the speedforce without Barry and Wally's assistance, Max can't time travel to a destination of his own choice, Max can't speed steal or fully pause time, ect ect. Max is one of the most skilled, most knowledgeable, most trained and most respected speedsters of all time. Max is the cream of the crop. You won't find another speedster better than Max. He's a shining example of what's humanely possible for speedsters to achieve.
But Wally, Bart and Barry aren't humanely possible. Those three are insane.
I'm actually going to make a tier list to explain this
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING INSANE:
(AKA actually gods. Can do literally every speedster ability. Faster than literally everything. Beyond op.)
Wally West (now), Bart Allen, Barry Allen
TOP LEVEL OF SPEEDSTER ABILITY:
(AKA the top of the top. Insane skills. Insane knowledge. Insane speed. Likely has a vast amount of speedster abilities other than running. Likely faster than most other speedsters. Op af)
Max Mercury, Jay Garrick, Savitar, Eobard Thawne, Thad Thawne, Irey West (future)
ABOVE AVERAGE:
(AKA one of the following: above average speed, above average connection or above average abilities. Likely has one or two speedster abilities other than running. Slightly op but still beatable)
Irey West (now), August Heart, Edward Clariss, Jess Quick, Alinta (future), Hunter Zoloman (when connected), Lia Nelson, Jai West (future)
AVERAGE:
(AKA average connection, average speed, average abilities. Potentially an additional speedforce ability but no crazy speedforce abilities. Not op.)
Wally West (past), Ace West, Avery Ho, Jesse Chambers, Daniel West, Christina Alexandrova, Jenni Ognats, Jai West (now), John Fox, Red Death, Don Allen, Dawn Allen, Meena Dhawan, Anatole, David Edwards (after), Judy Garrick, Bar Torr, Fastbak, Swoosh, Terri Magnus, Sela Allen, Jonathan Allen, Carrie Allen, Barry West, S'Kidd Flash, Thondor Allen, Jace Allen, Blaire Allen, Nora Allen, Agent Flashling, Danica Williams, Cherub
TRIES REALLY HARD:
(AKA normal connection but below average speed and abilities. Extremely beatable.)
Baroness Blitzkrieg, Johnny Chambers, Bebeck, Cassiopeia, Harold Christos, Inertia 2, Killspeed, Mayfly, Millie Heyday, Runaround Sue, Wind, Pellmell, Poprocket, Velocity, Gabriella Rossetti
OH NO:
(AKA needs outside assistance to access speedforce (suit, drugs, formula), faulty connection, connection is killing them, can only access powers for short periods of time, ect)
Jai West (past), Alinta (now), Owen Mercer, Eliza Harmon, Jerry McGee, Meloni Thawne (*see notes), Gregor Gregorovich, Boleslaw Uminski, Joanie Swift, Mas, Menos, David Edwards (previously), Keigo, Ezra Gill, Henry Cosgei, Jaculi, Jaculi 2, Jimmy Olsen, Xane Swift
So yeah, as you can see by this, although all speedsters with a functioning speedforce connection are technically capable of being op, speedsters rarely actually are op.
We're just really used to op speedsters because we're used to whatever the fuck Wally, Bart and Barry have going on. But they are very much not representative of speedsters as a whole.
Do you guys remember how fast Wally used to be? When he was younger and struggling with his speed and stuff? THAT'S THE GODDAMN AVERAGE. Wally AT HIS SLOWEST was still faster than every single goddamn speedster he came across, including Jay, Johnny, Jesse, the Blue Trinity, the Red Trinity, ect. HE JUST WASN'T FASTER THAN BARRY OR EOBARD SO HE THOUGHT HE WAS THE WORST. Because Wally is fucking insane. He's an insane human being. Anyway, Wally at his slowest is the typical representation of an average speedster. That's how they typically are.
#dc#dc comics#speedsters#speedforce#flash fam#ranking#k to explain some things. first none of the names are ranked by order. so I'm not ranking them 1 Wally 2 Bart ect#they're only ranked by category. not ranked within the categories#Irey isn't in the insane category because she's actually not supposed to be faster than Wally. she's just more skilled than him#so shes good (like really good) but she doesn't surpass her fathers speed. so im putting her in top until proven otherwise#lia is in above average despite not having super speed because the stuff she has going on is INSANE#the same thing applies to Jai#Meloni is in oh no because she is technically a speedster?? she's just never used her powers in a comic? but she's listed in universe as#being a speedster and Owen inherited his speed from her. so. idk. my only conclusion is that she doesn't know how to use her speed#or she doesn't use it to spite her father.#mas y menos are in oh no because they need to hold hands to access their powers#oh and Hunter's ranking is soley off of his speedforce connection. not his time powers. Hunter's time powers are insane#i tried to stay main universe but i couldn't resist putting in some alt universe speedsters#oh and Eobard and Thad aren't in the god level because Eobard has been reset meaning that he isn't really timeless like Wally and Bart are#and hes not literally the speedforce like Barry is (no matter how hard he tries)#and Thad isn't there because... well he was a good match for Bart when Bart was really little. but i don't really think Thad is any more#like... even remotely. Bart has surpassed Thad by a lot.#Bart was literally the speedforce at one point. hes insane#also Hunter WAS a god? but for unrelated reasons (his time powers) but getting connected to the speedforce nerfed him
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#nowplaying#2019#The Sound of my 2019#Finn Andrews#Ludovico Einaudi#Tim Bendzko#Karsten Fundal#Lunar Plane#The Slow Show#Hans Zimmer#Dido#Tungsten#Jase Thirlwall#Victoriya#Conchita Wurst#Dermot Kennedy#Sarah Connor#Skunk Anansie#Sascha Paeth's Masters Of Ceremony#Michel van Dyke#Roseaux#Blick Bassy#Rhonda#Westernhagen#Kobi Marimi#Push#Bart Skills#Spotify
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I caved and made them real. Obverse me losing more and more motivation to draw as I made each of these back to back lol
#keese draws#oc art#oc#pmd#pokemon#pokemon mystery dungeon#pmd oc#these guys are inspired by my usual pokerogue team#oh also imagine a question mark after every he/him I have the trans woman beam pointed at all of them#these are just initial concepts for the actual characters themselves now that I’ve developed the world a lil bit#but yeah these 4 were childhood friends who wanted to be in an exploration team together but had to split up for years#tart and quart both had to move away and cart ended up leaving his hometown to try and become a real adventure a few months later#cart and bart remained in contact for a few years before cart got caught up in some crime circles#he was incredibly trusting when he was younger so he got taken advantage of and ended up digging himself a deeper hole in an attempt to be#manipulative back and eventually he got scared enough that he tried to reach out to a guild and acted as a spy for them in turn for them#eventually helping to clear his name and allowing him membership#there were parts of the deal that were unfair and kind of shady but he was desperate enough to pretend he didn’t notice#after he joined he started immediately putting out listings for new team members and he fully planned on being super picky#but when two of his childhood friends applied he was over the moon about it#and immediately accepted both of them#now quart also applied because he had recently ran away from his old life and was desperate to have a new one#and he missed his old friends deeply so when he saw one of them actually managed to start building the team they all wanted to make he was#quick to apply even if he was rusty as hell on normal non contest combat#cart didn’t recognize him at first and mostly only let him have a trial run because he thought it was funny that an eevee of all things was#applying for a high level exploration team and he fully planned on telling quart off immediately afterwards#this ofc made quart very upset and angry but he didn’t try to clairify who he was because he just assumed that time had made cart into an#asshole which isn’t wrong per say but quart didn’t realize cart didn’t recognize him#it was a rough trial expedition but cart found himself actually quite impressed with quart’s slight of paw skills and his impressive biting#speed so he decided to give quart a real chance instead of a mocking one#eventually quart laughs for the first time around him and that makes cart realize who he is and that makes him feel horrible
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Adam heaved a relieved sigh as he and Cain hauls the latest kill for their dinner tonight.
As they head to their hut, Adam sees he's precious one true ( and as far as he's concerned) loving wife waving at them while smiling brightly. Seeing this lovely sight, Adam throws the dead saber tooth tiger at Cain, causing him to yelp at the suddenness and weight.
The First Man and Mother of Humanity share a loving embrace, completely unaware of Cain having an annoyed look on his face, but quickly turns into a mischievous smile as he sees the dead prehistoric tigers fang broke off.
Adam: The best husband and father ever is back baby!
Eve: ( giggles at her husband's antics ) How's your hunting with Cain go, Honeybear?
Adam: Eh, kid did good. He's definitely better than how he started out.
Eve: Addy.....he was five when you tried to teach Cain and Aclima hunting.
Adam: Still, it's going to be a looooong time before he gets as good as m-!
Adam suddenly stops and screams manly ( read: yelps shrilly ) loudly as he jumps in pain. Eve gasps at her husband's pain before she hears the source problem.
Her sweet first son Cain laughing as he points and mocks at his father's pain while Adam tries to pull out the saber tooth tiger's fang on his butt.
Adam sees Cain and immediately two-and-two together, he immediately decides to discipline his son.
Adam: ( angry ) WHY YOU LITTLE! ( quickly grabs Cain by the throat and proceeds to strangle him ) I'll teach you to make fun of your father's pain!
Cain: ( choking) Ha-h-a Ha! W-worth i-it!
Eve: ( horrified) Adam! Stop that! Put him down NOW!
Adam, not wanting his usual kindhearted wife angry at him, he quickly let's go of Cain, who rubs his neck.
Eve: How many times do I have to tell you, Adam? No strangling Cain! No matter how much he makes you upset!
Adam looks down, embarrassed. Cain hides his snickering at his father being chastised. But Eve quickly put a stop to that.
Eve: Don't think your off the hook, Cain! ( Cain's smirk swiftly turns into a cringe look at his mother's anger at him ) You shouldn't have done that to your father! You could have seriously hurt him!
Eve gives them both a disappointed look, which to them is almost worse than her angry.
Adam and Cain: ( chastised) Sorry, Eve/Mom.
Eve sighs at her two troublesome boys as they send poorly hidden mocking faces at each other while they walk into their shared hut with their quarry.
Eve: ( hopeful ) Well, I hope at least they'll get along better in the future!
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Present Day
A Sinner Adam is violently strangles his son, who is also a Sinner, at the Hazbin Hotel.
Adam: You fucking cheating, little shit! I know you were distracting me!
Cain: ( chokes ) No-ot my f-ault you s-s-suck at video g-games, Old T-timer!
Adam: I don't suck! You suck, First Failure!
Cain: W-what a c-comp-pling a-agrument, First M-man-C-child!
Charlie looks on at this, upset at this violent ( and unfortunately recurring ) action, she turns to Eve, who is just drinking her tea calmly.
Charlie: Um, excuse me, Miss Eve?
Eve: ( smiles ) Please, dear! We're practically family at this point. Just call me Aunt Eve or Mama Eve!
Charlie: (smiles uneasy) R-right! Well, Mama Eve, do you think either one of us should stop that?
Eve: My dear future daughter-in-law, I've been trying to pry my beloved husband and my darling sweet boy apart for centuries. At this point, mainly due to Cain's curse, it's pointless at this point.
Eve and Charlie watch as Cain retains enough strength to proceed to choke Adam back.
Eve: ( smiles warmly, unconcerned) Honestly, I think this is fun to them now!
#cain hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel#flowertunes#adam hazbin hotel#killerprincess#eve hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#Adam's Parenting Skills™#If Lucifer and Lilith are Gomez and Morticia Addams mixed with Roger and Jessica Rabbit-like#Then Adam and Eve are definitely the Homer and Marge Simpson#Cain is DEFINITELY Bart#Cain is the World's First Mama's Boys#Adam is whipped for his sweet wife#Charlie is concerned for her boyfriend/future husband's family life
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rip tim drake u would’ve loved meal prepping
#bart vc why is your fridge full of tupperware with chicken rice and broccoli#he’ll still eat tim’s food. but he won’t be happy about it#it’s always funny to me when fanon in an attempt to make characters relatable will take away basic skills#basic skills they possess! or even enjoy doing!#there is a bat that can’t cook and i assure u it’s not tim or dick or steph or (insert another character who is GROWN.)#& has to provide for themselves because they live alone and don’t have an actual butler#yes i think about bruce’s fuckass tuna sandwich every day! what of it?#anyways i think about tim cooking often#i think he is a decent cook. he enjoys eating and he likes cooking for people he cares about#soup he made for steph and meal he was gonna make for bruce i love u#tim drake#what’s bro yappin about
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#the day i stop making simpsons edits is the day i die#id also love to do the one where lisa and bart are going#'but what if he wants to KISS??'#"you dont want to know how far ill go'#shadow link#four swords#four swords manga#four swords adventures#the simpsons#memes#ALSO DOES ANYONE ELSE REMEMBER WHAT VIO CALLS TINGLE IN THE FAN TRANSLATION#CAUSE HOLY SHIT I HAD FORGOTTEN#and when i saw it i nearly cried#the difference between fan vio and viz vio is ridiculous#i cant believe i grew up on the fan one lmfao#also im v sorry for my non existent lasso skills#im gomen#legend of Zelda#loz#vidow
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#blpls playlist#bluepulse#pov: pulse#i love marina diamandis... her songs with her trademark existential bittersweet apocalyptic quality so deeply hit 4 them#(see also: emotional machine + end of the earth + forget + happy + i'm a ruin + highly emotional people etc.#lmao that's such a rollercoaster of titles but that's blpls in a nutshell)#because bart /especially/ is a candy shell veneer of happy upbeat trickster god who's also a traumatized dude overflowing w/ death#he is truly ev3rything ev3rywhere all at once.#like jaime's got his shit & y'all know i love analyzing him but. good god. even just at face value bart's implications in canon are INTENSE#not to mention digging and theorizing the /tiniest/ bit#yjtas bart's either lost touch with reality or has next level impeccable compartmentalization skills. bc i couldn't imagine.
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Bart was raised by a video game.
Kon was raised by TV.
Thad was raised by a computer.
And that's the problem with each of them.
#comicsposting again#BA: fastest attitude alive#KE: all I got is who I am#TT: sort of like twins#(not that Kon was literally raised by TV in the same way the other two were by VR / an AI...#...but a LOT of his implanted memories seem to be of TV/movies so that's where his understanding of the world comes from)#the Weird Upbringing Boys#this is why they each have the (lack of) social skills that they do#Bart's off in his own world and requires constant stimulation#Kon needs to be the center of attention at all times and doesn't understand what healthy relationships look like#and Thad is detached and calculating and fails to consider the human/emotional factor
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