#Bard Crossed Lovers
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bardof-avon · 2 months ago
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they make me homophobic
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chaotic-neutral-ferret · 7 months ago
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have some Something Rotten fanart cause i’m obsessed with them <3
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saladchips · 5 days ago
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i need bard crossed lovers content
im fockin deprived and starved
ive read every fanfic and scrolled
through every fockin tag about them
IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE SOMEONE MAKE CONTENT ABOUT THE.
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haveyoureadthisfanfic · 4 months ago
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Summary: Something Rotten modern au in which William Shakespeare hires (then he quits) and subsequently dates Nigel Bottom. It goes through their development as friends to lovers with lots of Portia’s disastrous encouragement, Bea’s advice and ass kicking, and Nicks outrage and eventual toleration. Similar backstory and initial meetings to the original musical only updated for modern times.
Author: JaymesBored
Submitter: @chaotic-neutral-ferret
Note from submitter: The best Something Rotten fic I’ve read, and I’ve read all the Bard Crossed Lovers fics (there’s only 25). 
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andrewrannellsbff · 2 years ago
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i love both bard crossed lovers n nigel & portia so much I can’t choose one
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chaosducks · 2 years ago
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Don't reblog just screenshot and tag otps.
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borled-eggs-and-lies · 2 years ago
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Chapters: 17/17  
Holy shit I have finally finished it.
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psalacanthea · 11 months ago
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idk what she just said, but considering the look on his face it was probably the worst pun of all time.
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chaoticgremlinmakingart · 5 months ago
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This piece took agesssss. Had to redo it twice because Krita was being a big bag of dicks. It’s an attack on my best friend @mrtacoseller-blog. Of their baby Nomi and his lover Dasolis. She was once a random NPC I made but all my players got attached to her. @mrtacoseller-blog just gave her the color and life and made her a component of the story. The solider and thief. I call this piece Star Crossed Lovers. Our little version of Romeo and Juliet.
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thelostgirl21 · 1 year ago
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Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death Relationships: Jaskier | Dandelion/Radowid V Srogi | Radovid V the Stern, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia & Jaskier | Dandelion, Jaskier | Dandelion & Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg, Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon & Jaskier | Dandelion
Additional Tags: Queerplatonic Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion, Radskier, Yenralt, Queerplatonic Jaskier | Dandelion/Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer de Vengerberg, Angst and Tragedy, Hurt/Comfort, Bittersweet Ending, Hopeful Ending, Happyish ending?, Poetic (justice) ending?, There's tragedy but also lots of love and they make the best out of it in a sense..., It's kind of a celebration of found families too..., Radovid + Julian, Romeo + Juliet - Freeform, Star-crossed, Doomed Relationship, Murder, Suicide, Without suicidal ideation, And no murder-suicide those are two separate situations..., Actually the suicide could technically be considered a murder too..., The story spends more time exploring healthy and effective grief coping mechanisms, and the important role that having access to a very loving and supportive, family system can play when one is facing bereavement, Rather than exploring themes of depression and despair..., Although there's a bit of guilt and self-blame involved, It stays pretty much surface level on those darker emotions..., Still I really made myself sad, and, I Made Myself Cry, And I made my poor sweet babies cry..., And I even made the freaking mice sad for fuck's sake!, And now I kind of hate myself..., And could really use a heavy blanket and a hug..., Fanvids
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After Radovid becomes king, he chooses to do the right thing by putting the needs of his people first, and trying to convince Dijkstra and Philippa to collaborate with him; while using Jaskier's contacts in Oxenfurt to anonymously send him some money to help finance Ciri's rescue efforts.
Once they finally find Ciri, Jaskier, Geralt, and Yennefer all go back into hiding to keep her safe, while Dijkstra and Philippa - having inceasingly grown tired of their new king's idealism - start spreading rumors among the Redanian nobility that the king “hasn’t been himself lately”, that there’s been growing concerns about his mental health and safety, and that they should be very wary of listening to him or following his orders without first consulting with the newly formed Regency Council.
They blame a certain bard's influence for his "brainwashing", and start looking into “contingency plans”, should that bard hire assassins to come after the king.
With the help of a few people that have known him since he was a child and remained loyal to him, Radovid manages to change his physical appearance and escapes.
Jaskier hears the news and goes to find him, but Radovid has been severely injured on the road...
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80linesofvirgil · 2 years ago
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I'm Joe. An illustrator from Colchester, England. With 'Tales From A Gay Fantasia', I am able to combine my love of illustration, creative writing, and design with a lifelong fascination with medieval fantasy. My current goal is to create an illustrated collection of interwoven queer romance and adventure stories within a beautiful and diverse fantasy world.
All my links
You can find links to the individual tumblr posts for each piece of artwork at the bottom of this post or just deep dive into the #gayfantasia tag :D
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Artwork links in order of appearance:
"Sword & Shield", "The Look That Stopped The Blade",
"Tip Your Bard", "Spring's First Gift", "You Summoned Me?",
"A Touch Of Light", "A Chance Slipping Away",
"The Magic That Binds Us", "Sword-Crossed Lovers",
"Mersi's Delivery Servie", "Sanctuary", "The Prince, The Mage, & The Unicorn",
"First Date", "I Got You Baby", "Take Your Himborc To Work Day",
"The Parade (Colour Bleach)"
"Admiration", "The Knight & The Ranger", "The Mage & The Knight"
"Restoration", "Trepidation", "Reunion"
"The Rogue & The Bard", "The Paladin & Her Sorceress", "Reciprocity"
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incorrectsmashbrosquotes · 3 months ago
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Rating Non-Zelink and Non-BotW Link Ships in Legend of Zelda Games because they don't get enough love
Malink; Malon x Link: Adorable and somewhat canon depending on who you think TP Link's parents are and what timeline shenanigans you subscribe to. Link's first non-Kokiri friend turning into his soulmate is cute and finding peace after the craziness of OoT is beautiful. Also, Malon is cute as a button. 11/10, love you, funky Horsegirl.
Ilia x Link: Pretty good but feels too much like a reskin of Malink to be really fun. People give Ilia grief for freaking out about Epona but it really isn't fucking deserved. Girl get's done dirty by the narrative and the fandom and she deserves better. Also, memory loss and falling in love all over again is absolute peak. 9/10, you deserve better, baby.
Marin x Link: A child's first taste of tragic ending and hot girls being doomed by the narrative. Very child friendly "Calypso and Odysseus" feel to this one. Still, Marin is absolutely adorable and the idea of falling in love with a literal dream is heartbreaking. 10/10, would cry like a little kid again.
Link x Ruto: Okay, hear me out, this one isn't terrible. Ruto's chld-like crush on the guy who saved her life is pretty cute and being a haughty teenager about it is pretty funny. Also, she understands they can't be together, and sends him off with her love and good wishes, which is surprisingly mature of her. I'm just saying, Ruto isn't the weirdo people make her out to be. 7/10, it still feels like entrapment
Midlink; Midna x Link: TOP TIER! BEST OF THE BEST! ABSOLUTE PEAK ROMANCE! Romeo and Juliet style star-crossed lovers from literal opposing sides of reality. Allies of convenience to friends to soulmates?! PEAK! Adorable evil goblin design for most of the game and then complete knockout reveal at the end?! ROMANCE DOOMED BY THE NARRATIVE?! PEAK, I TELL YOU! PEAK! (Also I headcannon that because Midna looks like a Hylian she's considered ugly by Twili standards so Link finding her beautiful warms her heart). 20/10, best ship, best girl, best love story.
Ganlink; Ganondorf x Link: Objectively the funniest Legend of Zelda ship in existence and I will take no arguments on that. Destined enemies giving the middle finger to fate and falling in love instead? Amazing. Ganondorf hates every minute of it but he's also the happiest he's ever been with this stupid twink and he hates that too. 10/10, something something the Grinch's heart grew three sizes that day.
Link x Zant: Objectively hilarious as Link is seducing his enemies into submission yet again, like any self-respecting bard, but this one feels a little too Batman x Joker like for my liking. I really ship Zant x Therapy but Midna watching her rival give up his conquering ambitions for a twink is objectively hilarious. 8/10, not great but not bad.
Got others you want me to rate? Let me know! Or better yet, rate them yourself and I'll tell you if I agree or not.
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chaotic-neutral-ferret · 7 months ago
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me thinking about my new Something Rotten fic: this is going to be wonderful and amazing and fun!!!! nigel and will and everyone have such good dynamics and i can’t wait to put them in situations. yap yap yap
me five minutes into actually planning and writing it: god this is horrible there’s gotta be something else i can write. 1590’s literature save meeeeeeee
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mikashisus · 5 months ago
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Light In The Darkness
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summary: venti isn't often vulnerable with you, but the one time he is is when he needs a whole lot of reassurance. and you have no problem giving him just that: expressing just how much he means to you.
pairing: jealous!venti x gn!reader
cws: slight angst, hurt/comfort
notes: originally posted this a few hours ago but quickly realized that i made a mistake bc the req was for a jealous mc instead of venti 😭
so instead i’ll post two versions!! this one is the venti version, and the mc version will be posted hopefully tmrw!
wc: 2k
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A bard was well-versed in all things poetry. It was their job to serenade those around them.
It was no surprise to you that your lover’s angelic voice touched the hearts of many. After all, that was his job— to sing and dance and play the lyre throughout all corners of the world, gaining popularity as he did so.
Sometimes, you thought the popularity got to his head a little. All those compliments and love struck looks from both men and women alike definitely stroked his ego to a degree.
He could do without all that praise, you thought, watching from afar as your lover sang a classic tale that was well known in Mondstadt. He gets enough praise from the church.
You were well aware he was the Anemo Archon. It was easy to put two and two together after taking a glance at the statue in the center of the city.
Tapping your fingers along to the classic tale, you failed to notice the figure of the Traveler approaching your all but empty table. Aether and Paimon greeted you eagerly, their faces a welcome sight after not having seen them in months.
A smile broke out onto your face instantly. You returned their sentiments, and the three of you fell into idle chatter about their recent journeys. Before long, you were laughing loudly like you always did when Aether came to visit.
He and Paimon were no strangers to the City of Freedom. They often stopped by for a visit around the festival seasons, though this year they had missed the annual Windblume Festival because of a music event in Inazuma.
You hounded them for missing the festival, though it was all lighthearted fun. You told them about Venti’s performance during the Windblume Festival, and how he gained the hearts of many afterwards.
“Wow, sounds like the Tone-Deaf Bard is doing as well as ever.” Paimon’s deadpan expression made you chuckle.
“Indeed. I think he could do without having his ego stroked all the time, but he really is an amazing performer, so I guess it’s alright.” You said.
Paimon huffed and crossed her arms. “Still! He should at least be a bit humble!” She tossed a glare in his direction. “Who knew the Anemo Archon could be so greedy!”
You sighed, a laugh tumbling out of your mouth. It was good to know that Paimon was the same as always. Aether looked just about ready to leave Paimon here, what with all her grumbling and complaining. You were happy to see them in good health.
An hour later, the two were bidding you farewell, claiming they had to knock some commissions for the Adventurer’s Guild out before sundown.
“Take care of yourselves, alright? If you need us, you know where to find us. Please do stop by sometime soon!” you told them with a smile, “Venti bought a vintage recently and we’ve been saving it for a special occasion. It would be the perfect time to break it open!”
“Sure thing!” Aether nodded with a kind smile. “See you around!”
You watched them leave with a small smile on your face before you directed your attention back to Venti. The bard was entertaining a group of drunkards, singing an old Mondstadt tale. It was one you’ve heard only a handful of times.
In the past, it was extremely popular in Mondstadt. However, as the years came and went, it grew to be forgotten amongst the people. As you watched Venti light up with life and rile up the patrons he was singing to, you realized he was doing his best to bring back those old, forgotten melodies.
The door to the tavern creaked open, and from your table near the bar, you could see Diluc take a huge sigh. That could only mean one thing…
“(Name)! Why, it’s quite the pleasure to see you here.” Kaeya’s smooth and charming voice entered your ears.
“Well if it isn’t Captain Kaeya!” You beamed, standing from your seat to give him a nice big hug.
It had been a few months since you’ve seen him last. The last time you saw him was four months ago when he left for Fontaine to speak with a few merchants there on behalf of the Knights of Favonius. Since then, your days were a little duller without his presence.
Though, the void left behind by your best friend was quickly filled by the affections from your lover.
Kaeya chuckled, the sound buzzing in your ear as you kept your head to his chest. “Miss me while I was gone? It’s not like you to get all emotional.”
You pulled from the hug and slapped his arm playfully. “Of course I missed you! Can I not miss my best friend?”
The two of you began catching up as Kaeya called for a few drinks. Diluc sent him a glare as he placed the drinks down on the table, warning him not to order too many, before he retreated back to the bar.
The more you talked and laughed with Kaeya, the more you realized just how much you missed him. It felt like the two of you were kids again, when the both of you were training to become knights and didn’t have to worry about anything at all.
All the while, a shiver ran down your spine as you felt the weight of divine eyes peering at you from afar. This was a feeling you commonly had; whenever you were on a commission for the Adventurer’s Guild, or more importantly, hanging out with Kaeya.
The feeling of a divine force watching you so closely was a little frightening, but knowing where the source was coming from made it less scary and more intriguing.
You knew what your lover’s divinity felt like by now after having been around him for so long. It was a slight pressure on your shoulders, a shiver running up your spine, and a soft breeze that mysteriously came from nowhere. It was quite ominous, though you supposed that word described him perfectly.
In these situations, you knew he was staring at you and Kaeya with that adorable pout on his face and waiting for the right time to pounce on you like a cat. Then, he’d drag you away and the two of you would cuddle and you would whisper words of affection in his ear to assure him how much you loved him and only him.
And so, you waited for the moment he’d interrupt your conversation.
Kaeya was always the type of best friend that made you laugh until your stomach hurt, and playfully flirted with you just because. He was loyal to a fault and not as honest as you wished he could be. But he had always been there for you, a light in the darkness when you needed him.
Gradually, over time, Venti filled that spot of being your light in the darkness, but no one could replace your best friend.
You and Kaeya had been inseparable in your youth, along with Diluc, who tagged along with you both. So, naturally, your bond was quite strong. It stayed that way between both of you even after he told you the truth of his origins.
As he opened his mouth— a teasing smile on his lips that made you realize he was about to ask how you and Venti were doing —your lover in question slid his arms around your neck and dug his face into your collarbone.
You caressed his arm lovingly and placed a kiss to the side of his head. You sighed, a dopey smile pulling at your lips. He was no doubt faking being drunk to pull you away from Kaeya.
“Hi my love,” you said sweetly, “did you drink too much?”
He grumbled into your skin, and that was enough to confirm he was only doing this because he wanted your attention all to himself. It made you laugh loudly, your chest bubbling with life as the sound rolled out of your mouth.
Venti couldn’t help but smile. He loved the sound of your laugh more than anything, especially when he was the cause of it. He adored bringing you happiness and joy. He adored hearing your melodic laugh. He gripped you tighter, not wanting to let you go just yet.
“Well, I think this is where our fun ends, Kaeya,” you told him with a smirk, “I should get this one home.”
He returned your look with a knowing one of his own. He was very familiar with Venti’s antics by now. “No worries. We’ll continue catching up another time. Be safe on the way back to Springvale.”
You ruffled his hair like you always did when you were children. “We will. Stop by sometime, you’re no stranger.”
Standing up, you removed Venti’s arms from around your neck and relocated them to your waist, knowing he wouldn’t be letting go anytime soon.
Outside, the chilly nighttime air was refreshing on your hot skin. You ran your fingers through Venti’s hair and let out a content sigh.
“You know,” you started, a teasing lilt in your voice, “if you wanted my attention so badly, all you had to do was ask.”
Venti looked up at you with that adorable pout you were always so fond of. You cupped his face in your hands as he let out a small whine.
“Were you jealous, my love?”
Stubbornly, he looked away. “No—“
“Uh-huh, sure. I know how you get when you’re jealous.”
He bit his lip before all his worries came tumbling out of his mouth like a broken dam. “How can I not be? Kaeya’s always flirting with you and making you laugh! Sometimes I don’t know whether or not the way you smile at him is… is for something else.”
Venti was not one for being vulnerable. He absolutely despised sharing his true feelings, and preferred to bottle things deeply inside his person. For him to tell you how he felt in this moment was a huge step forward.
It not only meant he trusted you deeply, but it also made you realize that the effort you were helping him put in with his emotions was working. It touched your heart, but his words broke it all over again.
You kissed him, sweet and slow like he always enjoyed. When you pulled away, you placed your forehead on his and smiled.
“For you, I would go against the heavens and sooner make myself an enemy of the divine. I’d follow you to the edge of the world— hell, to the far reaches of the universe just because I love you. My heart and soul are yours, Barbatos.”
You could see it: the way he tried so hard to mask his sadness and how much he tried to avoid letting any tears spill. He inhaled shakily, squeezing his eyes shut in another attempt to deter his cries.
In the end, it was all futile, as the tears fell from his eyes like waterfalls anyway. This time, you waited for him to make the first move, and he did.
After a few moments, he searched for your lips and brought you into a slow, passionate kiss. It was a kiss that told you how much he appreciated your words, as well as one that so very obviously conveyed his undying love.
When he pulled away, he let out a small, sheepish laugh. “I’m sorry for that, love.” His cheeks were red with embarrassment.
“Don’t be,” you told him softly, forcing him to look at you, “Never be sorry for that. Thank you for sharing how you truly feel.”
He was eternally grateful to have you, someone so patient and understanding. He smiled, pressing a kiss to your palm that was on his cheek.
“I love you. To the far reaches of the universe and back.”
Hand in hand, you returned home, laughing all the while as he shared stories of the night’s events. Amidst the wind, he could hear both your hearts beating in unison.
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notes: this was not supposed to be 2k words, this was supposed to be less than 1k but u guys know me by now, i always end up writing more when it comes to venti 😭 if u’d like to join my disc server to chat and hangout, u can do so here!
© 2024 mikashisus. do not copy, repost, or translate my works to any other platforms.
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branwinged · 8 days ago
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what's your take on rhaegar?
take as in, my opinion of his moral character? we don't have all the details for that, filling in the blanks involves a great deal of speculation. my read of him is based on what purpose he serves within the story.
i don't think much of him outside of what he means for dany. it's the way robb is not a character in his own right to me and exists only to serve catelyn and bran's arcs. which is why my opinion of rhaegar is mainly informed by that scene in agot, where dany dreams of him in his armour and lifts the visor to find that "the face within was her own", dany is clearly inheriting his narrative role (jon too in some capacity, but i'm not thinking of jon in relation to the targaryens before the reveal happens), it's for purely this reason i've never seen him as someone with no redeeming qualities. the memory of rhaegar shadows and informs everything she does (it is time to cross the trident) grrm writes her with shades of all her targaryen ancestors, because she's the last of them and embodies three hundred years of her house's glorious and terrible history. but rhaegar's particular echo is the strongest because that's the brother she would've married under slightly different circumstances, she imagines rhaegar as the ideal vision of the king in her mind whom she must emulate, he died and made her the prince that was promised. her entire character is constructed around him. he's not simply a strong influence in her life, she is him. they call her aegon the conquerer come again but she's been having visions of battling the others at the trident since agot, she's also rhaegar come again. she'll do everything he couldn't. it's just a bit inconceivable for a character like that to be revealed as a cold, unfeeling schemer. like, where's the heart in that? if everything rhaegar resembled was antithetical to dany's own beliefs and motives? aerys is already there to serve that exact role.
but what we learn about him from a number of contradictory sources is interesting. melancholy bard prince, born in grief, sang songs of doom and loss among the ruins of summerhall, presumably plagued by prophetic dragon dreams. he's framed as a character out of some song. all rebellion characters have that quality to them, there's a girl who dies trapped in a tower, another throws herself off a tower, the tourney at harrenhal episode is told to bran (and in turn, the readers) in the form of a song. they don't feel very real, or at least, they'll never get to be real the way our present day characters feel real because they're dead and their stories have been distorted and repurposed. robert's version is that of a king valiantly fighting for his abducted lady love, the version told to dany is that of tragic star crossed lovers torn apart by the realm. they're songs, and cannot be the whole truth. it's in the name. it was the year of the false spring and they all thought they were changing the world. rhaegar was going to call a great council and depose aerys, robert and ned where overthrowing a mad king to put an end to his atrocities. except rhaegar died having achieved nothing, robert ascended his throne on the corpses of children, then in fifteen years' time recreated the conditions for the start of another war. and lyanna simply traded one kind of gendered sentence for another. i'm not drawing a 1:1 equivalence between rhaegar and robert (and i do think it will be written as a romance with the truth somewhere between robert and dany's versions), but that she died either way is a pretty significant detail. she died in more ways than one! when they talk about her they recall a helpless maiden dead in some tower, not a girl capable of besting renowned knights.
like, it's very clear to me that the rebellion and its immediate consequences are meant to be read as a tragedy, caused not by the actions of a character(s) but as a result of the systemic failings of their world (which is why it's once again leading up to the burning of king's landing, where it all began, the city is symbolic of the very worst of westerosi feudalism). lyanna's death is less about robert and rhaegar and more about the way there was no escape possible for a girl like her—a theme that's carried over in sansa and arya's stories, except this time it will end with them getting to live the life lyanna wasn't allowed to, because this time they will change the world. dany's earnest dream of "to plant trees and watch them grow" is just that. it's the dream of spring.
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thedemonofcat · 29 days ago
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Jaskier was cursed as a baby. His curse is to turn into a monster when he kisses his true love.
Because Jaskier would rather not become a monster, he just doesn’t kiss people. Not even his lovers.
Then, Geralt is put under a curse that can only be cured by true love’s kiss.
Jaskier cannot be certain his kiss will cure Geralt, but he has to try. He cannot withhold aid from Geralt. Even if it comes at a terrible price.
As Geralt felt the curse lifting from his body, a wave of clarity washed over him, and he knew exactly what he wanted. He wanted to take Jaskier's face in his hands and kiss the bard until the world melted away. But before he could even utter a single word, Jaskier bolted, vanishing behind a large object just out of Geralt's sight.
“Jask, are you alright?” Geralt called out, concern threading through his voice. He moved closer, trying to catch a glimpse of the bard, who remained hidden.
A small, trembling whisper emerged from Jaskier’s hiding spot. “Are you here to kill me?”
Geralt’s heart twisted. “Why would I ever kill you? I love you,” he said, his voice laden with hurt at the very thought.
“Because…” Jaskier hesitated, his voice barely audible. “I’m cursed. When I was a baby, I was cursed to turn into a monster if I ever received a true love’s kiss.”
“Can I see you?” Geralt asked gently. He heard a sharp intake of breath from the bard and added quickly, “Not to hurt you—just to see you.”
There was a long pause, punctuated only by the faint sounds of shuffling. Finally, Jaskier stepped into view. Small antlers adorned his head, delicate and almost ethereal. White freckles dappled his face, and his ears now tapered into soft points. Geralt caught sight of a swishing tail behind him, completing the transformation.
“Oh, deer,” Geralt said with a quiet chuckle, unable to resist the pun. “You’re absolutely adorable.”
“Don’t laugh at me,” Jaskier murmured, his voice thick with emotion. He looked on the verge of tears.
Geralt crossed the space between them in an instant, pulling the bard into his arms. “I’m not laughing at you,” he assured him, his voice warm and soothing. “It seems whoever cursed you wasn’t very specific. Humans tend to see anything different as monstrous.”
He leaned down, brushing a tender kiss across Jaskier’s forehead. “But you, my little deer, couldn’t be less monstrous if you tried.”
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