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Bai Zhan's communal BBQ receives some completely expected but uninvited guests. Shang Qinghua is dealing with the menu....
#kamaeteDRAWS#svsss#liu qingge#bai zhan#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#others too but im not tagginthem im sorry
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would Yanqing be a Bai Zhan brute or some other peak's disciple?
Would Yanqing be Bai Zhan's brute or Bai Zhan's only person who actually thinks before drawing their sword?
Would Jing Yuan be Yanqing's parent or Yanqing's older brother? Or would he be Yanqing's big cat that he carries around?
Would Yanqing be the mother hen of the Bai Zhan disciples (cuz we all know they were abused) or would he be the Bai Zhan cub?
Would Yanqing be the 2nd oldest discple or the 2nd youngest?
#hsr#honkai star rail#hsr jing yuan#yanqing#hsr yanqing#jing yuan#svsss#scumbag system#scum villian self saving system#scum villain#scumbag self saving system#scumbag villain#Bai zhan#Just planning to write a lil fic and things to think abt#Also what timeline would it be? Binghe disciple timeline or shen jiu disciple timeline? Or neither?
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Bai Zhan doing mad amounts of yoga etc. Because to do all of their crazy fighting moves they have to be bendable asf.
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Yue Qingyuan: it turns out one of our disciples was secretly a demon
Liu Qingge: I knew it!
Yue Qingyuan: unfortunately Luo Binghe has escaped with-
Liu Qingge: what! That can't be right!
Yue Qingyuan: Liu-shi-
Liu Qingge: No! Luo Binghe made me sweets! Shen Qingqiu's brat released chickens in my house! You got the wrong kid!
Shen Qingqiu to Shen Yuan: chickens?
Shen Yuan: he'd been avoiding me and I was annoyed about it
Shen Qingqiu: ...good boy. You will get extra pocket money this month
Liu Qingge: SEE!?!?!
#svsss#shen qingqiu#liu qingge#disciple shen yuan#disciple shen yuan au#shen yuan is annoyed about Bai Zhan raids and has retaliated with pranks#its gotten out of hand
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Ok, but Shen Jiu being Shen Yuan's father is so funny in a very tragic way. Shen Jiu is a ball of traumas and all types of issues and i truly believe there's not a single one that man doesn't have, so, you give him a baby!Shen Yuan, a little ball of life that depends on him for survival, cannot walk away from him and is culturally wired to pretty much love him and if not, to at the least respect him above all else, you cannot tell me that this man would be normal about him. Also, imagine Shen Jiu, who'd be the type of parent to project traumas the way only a mother could, having a child that looks like him but with a "sweeter" personality (which, by the way, is bullshit, they just have never seen that boy rip into a book he disliked but wouldn't stop reading) that has the effect on men Shen Yuan has, he'd lock that boy up in a tower to "cultivate" and consequently create a rumor about the Qing Jing's beauty who was so bewitching their peak lord father locked them in a tower because that's just his luck. Loving Shen Yuan wouldn't fix him, but it'd create a whole new set of issues that'd cancel out the other ones
#shen qingqiu#Shen Yuan#shen jiu#Svsss#scum villain#scum villans self saving system#Shen Jiu feels so motherly to me#he's like a divorced pageant mom#On another note he'd push SY and Nyy together because that'd be like killing two birds with a stone#he oficially makes NYY his daughter and keeps both of his children away from evil men#He doesn't exactly see Shen Yuan as man#Like#he raised that boy and knows he doesn't know what to do with his dick#nor does he have the desire to find out#it's like having a daughter tbh#Luo Binghe#Is going to climb that tower and his Shixiong's bed even if it kills him#Liu Qingge#has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever that is rescue that boy from the tower#and end up taking him on a trip to see some beasts before his dad finds out he left#which creates some juicy rumors that the Bai Zhan bridenapped his Shixiong's bewitching son
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"Heavens, he doesn't understand again." "Every time he says 'I don't understand', Lui-shixiong grabs someone to demonstrate until he understands..." Ji Jue quietly complained to Shang Qinghua. No wonder the injuries at Bai Zhan Peak had only increased!
so this is obviously Liu Qingge's entire love language, right?
#svsss#liushen#liu qingge#shen qingqiu#shang qinghua#lqg#sqq#sqh#this scene was a work of art#shen ''tactical peak lord'' qingqiu is here a) farming friendship points b) improving his cultivation and#c) getting back at the bai zhan disciples for bullying *his* disciples in a very subtle way#meanwhile liu qingge is presumably twirling his hair and blushing because shixiong in seeking him out for intentional sparring practice#and rather than getting upset or bitchy about losing hes intentionally stopping and asking for lqg's expertise and opinion? lqg is SWOONING#these poor disciples but also this is the cutest scene and i really really love it#like okay i actually am understanding why lqg acts the way he does around sqq in the rest of the series now#meanwhile sqh is trying to figure out if Scum Villain Shen Qingqiu has a) lost all his memories or is b) Plotting Something Sinister#cause that's the only thing that makes any fucking sense here#my art
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Drunk liu-shidi??
#as it turns out#he cannot hold his liquor#and thus#LQG was never allowed to touch alcohol again#for the sake of sqq’s sanity#and mine really#tldr#the bai zhan war god is a cry drunk#sqq is weak to tears#svsss#liu qingge#shen qingqiu#liushen#scum villain's self saving system#ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong#luo binghe
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The first time disciple Shen Yuan/Shen Qingqiu meets Liu Qingge, it is during a Bai Zhan peak raid. And what ends up happening is that Shen Qingqiu gets kicked in the jaw with such force he feels his teeth clack together unpleasantly. And frustrated with his situation, the system, and quite frankly a ton of other little things that have been building up over the course of the last few weeks, he feels something snap in the back of his mind like that of a rubber band after being stretched too far.
What ends up happening is that Shen Qingqiu turns and locks onto the very first figure he can see that is dressed in grey-and-white like a homing missile, and then with the force of a twin-tailed mountain tiger, lunges towards said figure with an equally menacing snarl.
He ends up taking the Bai Zhan peak disciple by utter surprise, and they both collide into the ground in a tangle of angry yelling and limbs. What ends up happening is that Liu Qingge gets the subsequent wind knocked out of him and pinned into the dirt by a Qing Jing peak disciple who is filled with the might and fury of a scholar having their peaceful afternoon interrupted and a once-grown-man re-experiencing puberty.
It is with that might and fury that Liu Qingge meets the wild, frenzied eyes of Shen Qingqiu, with his lips pulled back into a truly ferocious scowl. Shen Qingqiu hisses out, with such force it makes his voice rasp, as if he might as well sink his teeth into Liu Qingge's throat and rip it out; "Get the fuck off my mountain."
Liu Qingge is so shocked by -- well, quite a many things, but most importantly the fact that he has been pinned, and the way the sun is bouncing off this boy's face, -- that his brain needs five seconds to reboot. It's five seconds too long, because by the time he registers what just happened, Shen Yuan has clambered off him and disappeared. Gone and thrown himself into the closest dust cloud scuffling in order to unleash the rest of his fury on the other Bai Zhan Peak kids.
Qing Jing Peak experiences an unfortunate uptick in Bai Zhan disciple visits -- specifically of the Liu Qingge variety. Specifically Liu Qingge, actually. Who very much wants to find the boy that managed to get one over on him and demand a rematch. (Or maybe kiss him.)
#*stares at sy* i still think he deserves to go a little feral. as a treat. like. just a small snapping. not a big one. just a lil one#svsss#scum villain#scum villain self saving system#svsss au#shen qingqiu#liushen#shen yuan#he has a lot of restraint. lets break it! *said in the same tone as that angsty teenager ai voice from sister location*#me: do i call him shen yuan or shen qingqiu??? he is technically sqq but a lot of the disciple aus i see call him shen yuan....#me: fuck it i'm sticking with SQQ. they're both technically the same thing as far as im aware#this idea sprang into my mind like the mulan hun daisies. and i felt the need to write it down. this is so going in my disciple sy fic#shen yuan has a lot of restraint :) what better way to let loose all that pent up aggression than a bai zhan peak raid! he's kinda looking#forward to the next one. that was actually pretty cathartic. :) BZP disciples feel a sudden shiver crawling down their backs#the increase of bai zhan visits qian cao peak gets from bite-related injuries is in no way related to this decision. none at all.#sqq covered in bruises and scrapes: woo! that was actually kinda cathartic. i feel much better now after that. and a little guilty#meanwhile lqg: *going through a gay awakening* i.-- ??? boys? ???? boy? boy. mhm.#sqq usually avoids getting swept into fights during BZP raids. not this time! and now bzp is going to Pay For It Dearly.
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"You know the ship is good when they both need therapy" at its finest.
#killer and healer#chen yuzhi#jiang yuelou#word of honor#wen kexing#zhou zishu#the spirealm#ruan nanzhu#ling jiushi#justice in the dark#pei su#luo weizhao#hei yanjing#xie yuchen#heihua#wenzhou#the untamed#wei wuxian#lan zhan#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation#kaleidoscope of death#stay until the fog lifts#reunion 2: mystery of the abyss#devil judge#beyond evil#kang yohan#kim gaon#bai yutong#zhan yao#s.c.i mystery
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Bai Zhan Learning Style
I think Liu Qingge did teach his students
Wordlessly. Probably with gestures the students recognized, but a narrator like SQQ didn't. To him, it just looked like he was beating them up.
A teaching style so completely opposite to the modern schooling that SQQ wouldn't have registered it as teaching. A teaching style that would never work to teach SQQ anything, but would be great for some types of kids that fall through the cracks of the modern educational system.
Kids who worked better with a more traditional classroom style would hate it, but that doesn't matter, because everyone on Bai Zhan is there by choice.
#starchbean#mxtx#svsss#scum villain#the scum villain's self saving system#liu qingge#Bai Zhan Peak#learning styles
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despite his initial rough impression, lqg gets a "fun" rating on the gege scale
#arts#mottau#dragging lqg into the autism to autism communication array#sy thinks he is so cool actually. but he will fiercely deny it if you say so#lmao stupid little baby crush#he has! a cool sword! and hes fought so many monsters! and hes called the Bai Zhan WAR GOD#and also is more lax than his other geges in letting him do stuff that toes the line of things he shouldnt be allowed to do yet#such as you know imitating sword forms when he's not supposed to touch cultivation or combat for another year#in lqg's mind theres no reason he cant practice the forms. and also he doesnt even have a practice sword let alone a real one#he will get yelled at later#can you tell that i read dun meshi and it irreversibly changed the way i draw silly little autistic smiles. bc i sure fucking can#anyways releasing this from containment since im almost done the next chapter. incentive (for myself)
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Hey. What if
What if i threw Yanqing and Capitano together. On baizhan peak.
No, actually
What if i made capitano adopt luo binghe
No, actually— CAPITANO AND MOBEI-JUN???
No no wait, Capitano looming over Yanqing menacingly while bro's just explaining to his cute little shidis what to do on their first mission and some of them being terrified of their shixiong with some particularly thinking capitano is cool asf
Yanqing: voice of reason
Capitano: "wdym i wasn't suppose to kill them" while being surrounded by death and gore and corpses (of beasts)
The (younger) disciples: ducklings
#genshin impact#capitano#il capitano#capitano genshin#hsr yanqing#yanqing#luo binghe#mobei jun#bai zhan#Bai zhan peak#svsss#scumbag self saving system#scumbag villain#scum villian self saving system#scum villain#scumbag system#honkai star rail#hsr#Such a weird crossover#Hsr x genshin x svsss#Honkai star rail x genshin impact x scumbag villain self saving system#Do you think capitano would be introduced as yanqing's uncle or distant uncle#Or would he be jy's friend#Or would he be like just an older disciple#Or maybe he's disguised as an older disciple while tasked with watching over yanqing#Maybe#Wait this is the what if bai zhan#Capitano adopt lbh ver he's prob not even related to yanqing#OR OR OR Capitano sends lbh to bai zhan cuz yanqing's there#/he has potential
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One of the funniest ideas I’ve had when creating ideas of Bingqiu having kids is what if one of their kids makes the declaration one day that they want to be a Bai Zhan disciple.
It has to be an absolute record-scratch moment when they hear their kiddo go “i wanna join Bai Zhan!” when asked about which peak they’d choose at Cang Qiong, and the look of horror Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu share when that declaration sinks in.
Cause they have provided the best education for their children since the day they’re born— fitting for a heir of the Demon realm and child to the 2nd ranked peak lord of Cang Qiong. They’ve gone to great links curate lessons plans to their children’s needs, get the best tutors for any subject they’re not acknowledging in, and this one wants to choose the peak of sword-wielding brutes???
Oooh you better believe that Bingqiu are trying everything to convince their kid to choose someplace else— anything else besides Bai Zhan. If they don’t wanna choose Qing Jing that’s fine, stings but it’s fine, there’s plenty more to choose from!
You can learn plenty more about leadership at Qiong Ding if your heart's set on ruling, or there's Qian Cao whose a very respectable choice there's nothing to sneeze at for all those medical skills. If it’s about swords then Wan Jian fits the bill! And yah know, An Ding isn't that terrible.
Just for the love of god, don't choose Bai Zhan.
#its a constant thing I think about and laugh at#Liu Qingge doesn’t know how to react when the new batch of disciples arrives and sees one of Bingqiu’s kids among the line up#sqq near /weeps/ when all their excessive bargaining and pleads just makes their kid /more/ adamant of becoming a bai zhan disciple#lbh starts believing he's in a nightmare and that any day he'd wake up from this#despite yah know- being the master of dreams#it's a complicated time in the bingqiu household#svsss#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#bingqiu#scum villian self saving system#svsss ideas#the other kids are watching this all go down and make bets on which parents will cry first
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I’ve seen jokes about the absurdity of Liu Qingge and Bai Zhan, the chaotic, dirty, monster destroying, fighters peak, wearing white robes, so I’d like to present a theory:
Laundry is punishment for not being good enough to dodge.
Part of being a good fighter is bodily awareness. You need to know where you are in space/in relation to your opponent at all times. You need to keep your stance and movement well controlled to not leave any gaps in your defenses.
Having mud on your hem means you weren’t aware of yourself or of your environment
Having tears means you didn’t dodge fast enough.
Having blood stains either means you failed to evade or that you didn’t have the good sense not to stand the blood spray as you behead a monster.
Washing out all the stains and mending their robes is the punishment, the natural consequences of these failures.
If they don’t scrub diligently enough, all their peak mates will see the marks of their failure in combat every day.
#of course the /real/ reason is just that handsome men look good in white lol#gotta have LQG in his pretty boy righteous cultivator clothes ❤️#svsss#liu qingge#bai zhan peak#fish post#svsss meta
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Scum villain Tangled au where Liu Qingge accidently kidnaps Shen Yuan, the son Shen Qingqiu keeps locked up in a tower in Qing Jing (Look, Shen Jiu has some issues, ok? Don't criticize his parenting, the kid is fine, he's just cultivating away from disgusting men, he socializes with his shimei just fine and the sect leader visits, sometimes, when he's allowed, not that much, actually, mind your business) then takes him to see some beasts before his father comes back from seclusion and sees he left his tower.
#shen qingqiu#Shen Yuan#Shen Jiu#liu qingge#liushen#maybe?#Svsss#scum villain#scum villans self saving system#not pictured#this kickstarts the rumors that claim that the Bai Zhan bridenapped his Shixiong's son#then took him hunting??? It's Liu Qingge that's a valid honeymoon vacation for him#Yue QingYuan#only gets supervised visitation 😔
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i was recently informed by an internet stranger (let's call them shen yuan) that liu qingge is actually straight! canonically!
well!! if lqg is straight then explain THIS
oh and he's trans
edit: CONTEXT ⬇️
#i recently saw lqg and zzl at the bai zhan peak training field and they were....no. i shan't say 😳#image description in alt
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