#Babes go get some help
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vlvtrkii Ā· 2 years ago
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@nootsnootwithnoot since when did ppl like even became legal on this planet
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kacievvbbbb Ā· 3 months ago
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No but actually I've been really thinking about it and Mihawk just doesn't do shit by halves does he? he's so obsessive.
He doesn't just like red wine it's literally his favorite food
He doesn't just like swords, his is practically his soul made physical. Yoru is so coded in his dna that they literally had to make a replica for his clone.
he isn't just into swordsmanship he literally became the world's best and strongest swordsman
He doesn't just like to duel he's overdone it so much that no one can hold his interest anymore
He didn't just kill marines he was the literal marine hunter.
He doesn't just wait for Zoro at the top he collects every single bounty poster obsessively tracking his rise
He doesn't just let the kids live with him he adopts them, and teaches them how to be stronger. Doesn't let Perona go until he knowns that he can no longer properly guarantee her safety.
He can't just have a garden he has to go full on farmer strawhat and all.
He doesn't just like Shanks he wants to consume him whole he let's the memory of their duel haunt him and even 12 years later he can't fully forgive them. This might be the single most important relationship in his life.
There isn't a moderate bone in his body. He's either making decisions just because or letting them consume him whole.
I bet it's all the Catholicism.
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fraye-complex Ā· 9 months ago
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I just really like it when a guy is soaked in sweat and covered in dirt. Is it too much to ask to see a couple grubby guys here? Where are they? Why are you all so clean?
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ghost-bison Ā· 4 months ago
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part 4 here
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cupidgnome Ā· 5 months ago
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everything has changed.
here's some bonus pics and explanation:
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Madi and Brent sold their apartment to Eden and moved to Brindleton Bay. They also went to Sulani for their honeymoon;
Eden and Tyler divorced after the cheating, and now she's a single mom of 2 kids - Conrad and Cole - with the help of her sister, Emma;
Tyler and Bella are dating;
Moira sold her apartment and moved to Jim's house;
And finally, let me introduce Russel Clark, a single guy who loves to hookup with everyone and be the center of attention. Him and Emma have been texting.
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creed-of-cats Ā· 5 months ago
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The amount of doomerism I've heard from fellow usamericn zoomers/millennials around me is starting to drive me fucking insane.
"We're all gonna die, it's hopeless, it's not worth doing anything. This is our penance as human beings/[insert other guilty identity]"
You know who you guys fucking sound like? Fucking Evangelicals.
Yeah it's fucking scary and big, I'm not trying to say it isn't. But what the fuck is your plan??? Sitting down and dying?? Are you really telling me that this world is not worth you even fucking trying?? That you're just gonna party it out until your miscellaneous end game apocalypse arrives?
This isn't the rapture. The apocalypse is a false concept. People have been living through "apocalypses" every day of their fucking lives for all of human history, especially during the past 400 years. Get up and stop the suicidal idealization of your own tragic death. Our lives in the first world are built off suffering. To lay down and say we don't have any power is to reject the duty we have as beneficiaries of that suffering.
If you are so convinced you're going to die young then die trying instead of baring your fucking throat.
#going to r/collapse pisses me off because some people are genuinely trying to do community gardens and become more self sustainable#and others are like ā€œthe third world is done for at least im safe for the time being in the first world :((((ā€#the ā€œthird worldā€ isn't your fucking sacrificial lamb for climate guilt. acting like it's over for billions of people when people are tryin#to survive and innovate and prepare and help themselves is fucking selfish#and moving away from the usa may help you but everyone else is still fucking there and the us will still suck resources from everyone else#the same people who don't vote in anything and then go ā€œoh well it was a givenā€ when shit people get in office like babes you could've done#something about that#climate change#sorry im just pissed today. my housemate keeps saying stupid doomer shit like ā€œhope i die before it gets too bad hahaā€#like we are both puerto rican don't you think our homeland is worth saving???#to be clear it doesn't have to be extreme action! its something im fighting through too#learning how to be more self sufficient outside of capitalism also conveniently means a more sustainable lifestyle!#and im not perfect at all i want to do more#but im so sick of people just accepting this shit and saying it like its a fucking joke#i get it is a coping mechanism and trust me i get sad too but like jesus christ people are eat the rich until its time to actually#think of a plan or what a survivable future might actually fucking look like and how we help each other get as close to possible.#whatv compromises we have to make until one day it's not a compromise but a goal#and yeah it might not work but i don't want to obliterate any chance of it either#what's the quote from the sophie video? ā€œpeople can visualize the end of the world more then the end of capitalismā€#doomerism#climate justice#gen z#generation z#millennials#climate
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dutybcrne Ā· 8 months ago
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Thunderings are happening, my brain has funneled off into hcs mode
#//Aka; guess who am I gonna ramble on abt rn lol#ā˜† ā”† ( .ooc. );#hc; kaeya#//That's right; babes!#//Anywho; Kae is NOT a fan of thunder#//If it's not tales of the Electro Archon from his father; then it's the circumstances in which they'd parted#//The moment the storm rolled in; he was terrified esp of the sound and ran himself ragged trying to find a place to escape it#//Damn near ran himself off a cliff had a strike of lightning not made him stumble back from it#//Managed to find his way to the winery where he hid for a bit before Tunner found him and Crepus managed to persuade him to stay#//After damn near running the man winded bc he thought he was trying to chase him off or worse#//The fear lingered and festered more the longer he stayed in the Land of the Anemo Archon; out of guilt for 'deceiving' the Ragnvindrs#//For letting him stay there; for not telling them why he was here. Grew up half expecting to get Smote or smth at any time#//Esp whenever Luc dragged him into mischief or he went to the Church with them for whatever reason#//Mostly the former; but bc it was Luc asking him to clown; he didn't mind the 'potential risk'#//Even as a knight; he tended to get extremely skittish and quicker-tempered when it came to patrol during storms. Still does#//Tho at that time; thinly veiling the fact that he very much felt like a cornered animal every time he had to go and couldn't get out of i#//Esp if Luc was the one who asked him to come with; bc like before; he really didn't ever want nor like to say no to him#//The aversion got worse bc thundered the night of his Confrontation with Diluc too; absolutely increased how much he hated it#//His aversion tends to manifest in a drop in temperatures or frost formation; as well as him pausing and quickly glancing about#//As if he's half expecting a threat of some sort; really he's quickly locating things to distract himself with#//If he's with a trusted person; he'll tend to wordlessly press against their side; then either brush it off like he just wanted to#//Or mutter a quick 'thunder' and Not Elaborate whatsoever. Either they get it or they don't#//He WILL get annoyed if he's teased about it. And it will take him AWHILE before he lets the person comfort him during bc of it#//Bc from that point; he will assume it's done mockingly or bc they feel they HAVE to; and he hates that#//If they let him be or even support him more instead; he will make a passing mention abt how much he hates thunder to start cuing them in#//They just gotta show they are a Safe person--bonus is this opens up a LOT of doors when it comes to trust later#//It doesn't help that he already hates dealing with loud sounds as is; even the blasts from Klee Jumpy Dumpties set him on edge#//But the bad memories he has to thunder make it the worse by far to him
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dangerous-disposition Ā· 1 year ago
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I think deliberately ignoring and spurning any attempts friends make to speak to you and then claiming no one cares about you when they move on isn't depression babe, thats you being a cunt. hope this helps
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majorxmaggiexboy Ā· 1 year ago
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Athelstan: I SAW GOD HE CAME TO ME IN THE FORM OF LIGHT HE DID NOT SPEAK AND YET I HEARD HIS VOICE AND I AM BORN AGAIN Ragnar: if you are experiencing a medical emergency please hang up and dial nine-one-one immediately
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vulpinesaint Ā· 1 year ago
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actually going to throw the hugest fit over my parents making me do dishes. i am HAPPY to do dishes on assigned nights. it's FINE. i hate it so much but i'll get it done and if i'm having constant breakdowns over it then like. idk. maybe that's another issue that you should be looking into but it doesn't mean that i'm not up for doing the dishes. but now my mom wants to have the five of us just. do the dishes on a rotation? which is FUCKED cause i have SHIT to do! the fuck happens when i have dnd? or want to go out with a friend? or have class until late? literally worst fucking idea on earth i can do the fucking dishes but i have to be PREPARED for it. for instance don't make it so every other week i'll be fucking Doing something when it's my night to do the dishes
#so tired and lowkey pissed off about this i'm going to cry#my mom got rlly upset cause the dishes weren't getting done. fair.#my nights got Done most of the time and i volunteered to take on an extra night so idk. i think that should count for something.#but she got upset and said that she would just do dishes from now on#and then realized it was a lot of work and said she couldn't do it on her own and needed people to help#and then said 'we should do it this way!' and never actually implemented that way#like. just said it out loud. but then like. expected it to magically happen?#babe you can't just throw out a hypothetical and go 'alright! now that i have spoken it into existence it's going to happen'#fucking WHATEVER though. cause now it's going to be my fun little dishes night on friday when i have dnd.#first fuckin round of it.#and it's not even that i don't want to i CAN'T do the fucking dishes on friday cause i'm barely in the house!#i'll be home on friday after work for fifteen minutes tops!#so. going to complain. literally some of us have schedules that take up the nighttime.#sorry that neither of my little siblings hang out with people or have regular social engagements or work late or have class late.#but unfortunately i'm literally doing shit. and i need to incorporate things into my schedule or it's gonna fuck all my shit up#and then people will be angry with me for not getting the dishes done. so. again. fuck me i guess#it'll be fine i'll talk to her i just. ugh. the world if mothers just fucking talked about what they wanted and needed to happen#she proposed that Multiple weeks ago and just now i heard her in the kitchen going 'i thought we were doing this...'#bitch since WHEN??? SINCE WHEN??? YOU HAVEN'T BROUGHT IT UP IN A FULL WEEK AT LEAST#throwing my fucking laptop against the wall i'm so fucking tired i just want to sleep#valentine notes
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unproduciblesmackdown Ā· 1 year ago
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post bits of Three Failed to be peak sooo hype for & Need to karaoke
#brought to you by the crossover joe iconis goosies moosie (goosebumps the musical: phantom of the auditorium) retweet crossovers#and three failed escape attempts of sheila nail being like the third longest so got to actually hear much of the ending thusly like Hell ye#then thee The Lightning Thief prologue song & then More Than Survive being the longest by like fourteen seconds lol#thrown for a loop though by ocr edition like i've heard it yrs ago but umm idk her. songs i've kitchen karaoke'd sooo many times & counting#lihn#might be the part of any lihn songs i get peak riled abt...also Looove sheila's Why. Would. You. Wanna etc break in the other one#rewatched the more recent recording of three failed escape attempts that's half joe intro ft. Great audience participation#flashing lights //#great to have a character intro that just goes ham. especially to motivate the main char the whole show lol. what tf else do we go ham for#If You Gay Then You feel in over your head but grab hands with some new showy scrappy person who's like ya i know everything & im cool asf#then you play it safe at their expense when both implicated in [if you gay?] and when people try to execute them about it it's time to be#like if not for lil gay ass over there then for whom or what ever in my life? then go help them scrape themselves up from the morbs again#like aha heyyyyy actually guess what [cocks gun] for you; babe. you help them not be killed & maybe part ways for a while for some agonies#And That's how you do brunch
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pr Ā· 2 years ago
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curly girl truthers: u have to take care of ur curls n cultivate them n love them for them to blossom šŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ„°
me, actively trying to destroy my curls, but they continue to plague me: well how the fuck do i NOT do that
#LISTEN. I GET IT. I KNOW WHAT YOU WILL SAY. LEAVE ME BE#please if you have curls and love them or perhaps have curls you are on the border of loving GO LOVE THEM N EMBRACE THEM PLS LIVE UR TRUTH#THIS IS ABOUT ME N MY PERSONAL WAR. I JUST WANT STRAIGHT HAIR. SORRY. I AM SO DONE#but also i have dyed my hair for the past decade and will continue to do so for the end of time#so i am NOT going to add heat damage on top of that!!! so i will NOT use a straightener/blow dryer outside of#special occasions where i will be photographed!!!! so i am just try to put products in n brush these bitches#while damp in the hopes they will dry straight or even just wavy BUT THEY WILL NOT#and listen!!! they are so pretty I DO APPRECIATE THEM I DO#but i am almost 30 and i am realizing about myself i will ALWAYS toss and turn to the point i move my fucking mattress out of place#and NO AMOUNT of satin/silk head wrapping or pillowcases will save my curls overnight so they are not just#a frizzy mess on day 2 and i canNOT be washing my hair every FUCKING day i am sorry i am NOT that girl#i LOVE dry shampoo she is my BABE and body showers sure but like if my hair was just STRAIGHT i wouldnt even have to fucking#worry about how it isna rats nest every morning. i could just brush it and wear it down w/o having to find#some fucking style and take time to do it so i could look presentable everyday like IMAGINE JUST BRUSHING YOUR#HAIR AND WALKING OUT THE DOOR. COULDNT BE ME. EVEN ADDING REFRSHING CURL PRODUCT JUST#MAKES IT OILY AND IS NOT ULTIMATELY HELPFUL. UGH.#anyway i have to go to a job tomorrow and hope to god my curls make it to the morning i am procrastinsting sleeping#that is why i am bitching sorry ok goodnight#op#hair#also ps i do actually hate the slander of curly girl method??? it fr does work and actuallt has made my curls so beautiful#just by using drug store/trader joes products and i dont understand why ppl hate the method so much???
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ileftherbackhome Ā· 1 year ago
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there are only 2 types of anon hate i get
1. being autistic doesnt mean you have to be cunt // kys autistic whore
2. you're a "porn obsessed man" kys you bitch
and sometimes, bizarrely
3. STFU about your ED and how you fatshamed for being a size 6 in your early childhood, you act like being a size 6 is so fat you skinny whore
i genuinely wish i could say I'm surprised but given i constantly tackle transphobia and racism being linked, autism and ableism, and fatphobia amongst other SJ topics.... it's not surprising that all any haters have to use as an insult is just more ableism, sexism, and fatphobia.
yall are so laughably pathetically predictable babes.
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happywitch416 Ā· 2 years ago
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Maintenance dude working next door to mom: once you're done, i can show you a good time, sweetheart
Me: sorry, champ, but my dick is bigger
His buddy fell off the front step laughing and I am going to laugh for the next week about the look on his face. šŸ˜‚
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anxsity Ā· 2 years ago
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the-dragonlich Ā· 2 years ago
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Still weird to me the discourse around the term bi-lesbian, specifically the idea that it harms lesbians because people will start insisting theyā€™re attracted to men because of it.
That already happens, it was happening long before the bi-lesbian discourse came around. Whatā€™s harming lesbians is lesbphobia/queerphobia and some peopleā€™s inability to take no for a fucking answer. That was one of the first warnings I got when I started ID-ing as a lesbian, that some guys would insist they could change my mind
Bi-lesbian is one of those significantly rarer identities and Iā€™d never even heard of the term bi-lesbian until the discourse started, what like June 2021. So needless to say I donā€™t think itā€™s common enough to play ā€œOh, people will assume this about my identity because of this other thing.ā€
Thereā€™s already like a thousand posts out there about this but literally every year the same argument can be boiled down to ā€˜The way these other people identify is harmful to the way I identifyā€™
You live in a queerphobic society you fucking fool. People donā€™t hate the gays, bis, or lesbians or think they can change you because of what those other guys are doing, they hate you because they donā€™t want you to exist and think they have entitlement over your person.
Please stop making up wedge issues, youā€™re only helping queerphobes because literally no one else benefits from this.
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