#BUT THAT WAS NOT HER DAMN WIFE
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i just finished trespassers 1
#doctor who#jenny flint#the paternoster gang#im going to end it all rn#WDYM VASTRA DIDNT NOTICE A THING#REG YOU BITCH#I CSNT DO THIS ANHMORE#GIVE MY GIRL A BREAK#vastra was so ready her VOWS WERE SO SWEET#BUT THAT WAS NOT HER DAMN WIFE#u cant just make them have a 10 sec makeout scene after all the married bickering#and then take that AWAY
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happy pride month i love women
#that’s my wife guys#i love her so#LOOK AT HER#GOD I NEED HER SO BAD LMAOO#wish she had more scenes in the ep BUT i love what we have#she’s such a sweetie??? like damn blitz fumbled SO BADLY#verosika i’ll save you i promise#helluva boss#helluva boss spoilers#hb spoilers#helluva boss apology tour#helluva boss verosika#verosika helluva boss#verosika mayday
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I think the order of reasons Katniss gives for why Peeta shouldn't be mad at her for playing up their romance is so funny. Like she starts with the fact that they didn't know each other and she was trying to survive and that she doesn't understand what exists between her and Gale. But then she goes into "well I'm never going to get married and he'll just hate me for that!" and "I can't afford love that leads to children or family!"
Girl. Why are you thinking about marriage or children with a man you claim you have no feelings for? Did Peeta ever say he wanted to get married? Did he ever say he wanted children?
NO! Katniss is literally doing this all on her own! She's coming up with a happily-ever-after-domestic-bliss-married-with-kids fantasy in her head with absolutely no input from Peeta and then is like "I could never give him what he wants!"
What he wants? Or what you want, Katnsis?
She's down so bad for him and we're not even in Catching Fire yet.
#the hunger games#thg#suzanne collins#katniss everdeen#peeta mellark#everlark#peeta x katniss#the hunger games reread#I CANNOT DEAL WITH HER RIGHT NOW#be so for real Katniss#denial is not just a river in egypt#she loves him so damn much#she doesn't realize it but she does#this is infuriating but in the best possible way#girl was over here imagining marriage and children at the end of the first book#she's all like “well of course marriage and children would be the goal with Peeta”#according to who Katniss?!#this is just happening in your own head!#she really saw him and went “I need to wife him up and give him babies”#“but no of course I don't love him don't be silly”#my post
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They are forever in their honeymoon era 🫶
#my art#sulemio#gundam witch spoilers#gwitch#suletta mercury#miorine rembran#ericht samaya#I love eri being a little hater#she did NOT turn into a portable keychain that can easily be put anywhere just for her to witness her sister and in-law doing pda#like she’s had enough of that as aerial like it was unavoidable how were they gonna move her???#just put her in another room damn she sick and tired#ALSO ALSO ALSO here is my miorine can cook agenda#yes she’ll burn down a kitchen or two tryinv to learn how to cook#but with the power of loving her wife sm onher side she actually becomes a very decent cook at some point#with a lot of begrudging help from chuchu and not so begrudging from the other earth house crew :’)
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Well. Trying to process what I've learned about Julianna Margulies in the last three minutes.
#julianna margulies#the good wife#er#the morning show#i TRULY hope everyone putting this woman ALL OVER my dash#for her latest gay for pay role#didn't know this#wow... damn
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Chat, I regret to inform you that I have added a new hyperfixation…so…
Agatha All Along Incorrect Quotes!
Alice: Hold the fuck up.
Also Alice, crawling into Lilia’s lap: It’s me. I’m the fuck up. Hold me.
Rio: I have an idea!
Jen: No murder.
Rio, sighing petulantly: I no longer have an idea.
Lilia: I have a bad feeling about this…
Agatha: What do you mean?
Alice: Don’t you ever get that little voice in the back of your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?
Agatha: No.
Jen: That actually explains so much.
Lilia: As far back as I can remember, I’ve always had this little voice in my head telling me to “live it up today, because there’s not gonna be a lot of tomorrows”.
Agatha: You do realize there’s medication designed to get rid of those kinds of voices, right?
Teen: A bird flew in through my window and I’m trying to befriend it.
*later*
Agatha: Why don’t you quit bothering me and go talk to your bird friend?
Teen: Matthew and I are not speaking at the moment.
*the coven, huddling together behind a makeshift shelter to shield themselves from repeated gunshots*
Alice, hastily shoving the others behind her so she can return fire: Agatha, do you have any idea who would want to shoot you?!
Agatha, squashed between Jen and Rio: Many people want to shoot me. I take great pride in that!
Jen, glaring at the group as she hands over bail money:
Alice, tapping her shoulder: What about Teen?
Jen, glaring more: I’ve got to bail him out too? Where’s Agatha?
Teen: No one called her. We used Lilia’s phone call to call Alice and Rio’s to call you. Then Rio used my phone call to vote for American Idol.
Rio: :)
Jen: Rio isn’t answering her phone.
Agatha: Here, I’ll try.
Jen: Alice and I have tried six times each, what makes you think that-
Rio, picking up on the first ring: Hey, sweetheart.
Agatha: The ends always justify the means!
Jen: Do you know who said that?
Agatha: Was it Oprah or someone nice and great like that?
Jen: It was Machiavelli. A decidedly non-Oprah like person.
Jen: I bet you didn’t even finish the thing I asked you to get done!
Agatha: For your information, I most certainly did! Got it done last night!
Teen, whispering to Agatha: You didn’t get it done, did you?
Agatha, whispering back: I don’t even know what she’s talking about.
Lilia: I am at a loss for words!
Teen, glancing at the camera like his mom like he’s on The Office: Despite being lost for words, Lilia yelled at us for the next 45 minutes.
Agatha, carrying Señor Scratchy out of the room:
Señor Scratchy: *snuggles under her chin*
Agatha, kissing his head: You are being punished. Please stop being adorable. I love you.
Teen: I got a trampoline tent for summer sleepovers!
Jen, whispering to the other adult witches: …think of all the sex.
Alice: There are two types of people.
Rio: If you wanted to eat someone, you could put a fire under it and slowly roast them :)
Lilia: …three. Three types of people.
Jen, cautiously: I can’t believe I didn’t notice this before, but…Teen, you are a little crazy.
Teen: Aren’t we all a little crazy here, Jen?
Jen: No, I mean you’re aging-ballerina, child-chess-prodigy, professional magician kind of crazy.
Teen: It’s my mom’s fault. You know, we come from a Jewish family, but she used to tell me the reason Santa didn’t come was because my room was too dirty.
Rio: I’ve come looking for trouble. And if I can’t find trouble, I WILL create some.
Alice: Do you trust me?
Lilia, smiling proudly at her: Yes.
Alice, who has been completely panicking: Wait, what? Why?!
Agatha, awkwardly glancing around for help: Er…Alice, I’m gonna be honest, I don’t know what to say to people who are crying. So I’m just gonna hope that the tone of my voice makes you think I do, okay, sweetie?
Alice, sniffling: …thanks, Agatha.
Agatha, patting her on the back with a bit too much enthusiasm: No problem, kid.
Lilia: I told Agatha about it weeks ago!
Teen: She WHAT?
Agatha: What??? Lilia says insane shit all the time, how was I supposed to know this one was true?!
Lilia: Bank accounts are a sham created by the shadow government!
Agatha: SEE?!
BONUS:
Wanda, watching from the afterlife: so…when exactly do kids grow out of that whole emo, rebellious stage?
Lorna, shrugging: I don’t know. Alice is still in it.
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#lilia calderu#jennifer kale#alice wu gulliver#teen agatha all along#billy kaplan#señor scratchy#agatha all along spoilers#Agatha all along incorrect quotes#alice “mommy issues” wu gulliver#agathario#we love our dangerous lesbians#we were robbed of alice getting to use her ex cop skills and I’m salty about it#agatha is a problem child#rio is a menace to society#they left her in jail#she broke out#I think I’m funny#found family#mentions of wanda maximoff and lorna wu#alice needs a damn hug#and so does teen (I can’t call him billy quite yet I don’t know why)#lilia is the friend-turned-mother-figure that alice and teen both desperately need (sorry agatha you don’t count right now)#tw: sex jokes#tw: violence jokes#really just tw: rio vidal#sometimes family is a traumatized teen; the stressed witch he designated as his pseudo mom; her psycho ex wife; her mlm friend;#a reluctant nepo baby with depression; and the crazy psychic grandma they found on the side of the road
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#trigun#vashwood#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#trigun stampede#trigun stargaze#wanted to try more textured brushes :) happy to say it's actually fun and healthy for the body and mind. damn !#also negative space you're my wife#haunted by that one scene in the handmaiden where she gently strokes her elbow.... yeah vash you're not subtle here. poor thing
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Egaads! Another Solavellan plot bunny has taken root in my head!
imagine a "where is my wife?!" Solas tearing his way out of the Fade prison to rescue Lavellan (extra angst points if he doesn't get to her in time)!
Rook is distraught, tired and angry, ranting: "The blight is taking over the South; Kirkwall has all but fallen; the Inquisition is scrambling without its leader--" And Solas seizes up, eyes going dark. "What has happened to the Inquisitor?" Rook is baffled that that was what Solas chose to focus on, a little rash in their line delivery: "The Inquisitor was kidnapped by Venatori forces loyal to Elgar'nan." Solas instantly shoves Rook from the mind-palace-Fade-prison and they immediately feel a quake in the Lighthouse, a booming noise ringing all around like Solas' mindblast in Trespasser!!!!!
Pls, if there's other solavellan writers out there with the time and not like 2000 wips in progess, give me your fics!!!
#wife guy#solas#would absolutely damn the world for her#lavellan#solavellan#plot bunny#drabble prompt#dav spoilers#dragon age veilguard#solas x lavellan#solas x inquisitor#datv#solas dragon age
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Tumblr keeps popping up to sell me ad free dashboard. But what it doesn't understand is that me and the ads have a sort of symbiosis at this point.
The guys from the fake gameplay trailers for a predatory mobile app are my blorbos
#the kings return to do WHAT?#oh my god they put him in a situation#last year he was solving fake puzzles and this year he is shooting hordes of zombies while trying to chokse#which gate that looks like all the other gates in all the other shooting hordes of zombies games#ooh whats my little phoenix wright up to?#begging to be drooled on by a giant cyclops with gianter boobs?#hell yeah you go little pheonix knight#endure or divorce! what will she pick! blond bimbo and boo monstersinc freeze to death in the cold water#my heart will go on#after their nasty dad ate all the food! the tragedy#oh heres another trailer with that same nasty dad! hes snorkling? where is my daccoon eyed woman WHAT THE FUC#SOMEONE POURED (POOP?) INTO HIS SNORKLE THATS SO TERRIBLE#theyre running away wherre is the bimbo oh its all frozen#everythign froze so fast and now nasty dad is in a winter coat and also changed his entire physique#now hes gathering logs now hes buikding a settlement#damn guess we know what happened after the divorce!#and thats how you know the winter log game is by the same company as (one of many) repair the house game#thry got nasty dad model#and he is GOING places#if yiu ever hear 'i finally found a game that is exactly what they show in the ads!' no you didnt#i would love to play the fat guy fighting a horse for the last drop of water#hes like me fr#but hes too busy building underground rooms with the hot chick who may or may not die#SPEAKING OF HOT CHICKS i love that game where you romance a level 10 babe#not a crook or informant thats her whole job description#level 10 babe#she cqn be romanced by picking her off the ground or by showing her money (which you dont have)#but the other guy does!#i wonder what halpens to her#oh good shes upgraded to mafia wife! good for her and she has some buns in the oven too she must be so happOH NO
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I saw a video on tiktok about a woman telling how she met and started a committed relationship with another woman while the were in prison, calling eachother wife and then got married once they were out, and I can only think about lesbingqiu in that scenario.
Binghe would totally thrive calling Shen Yuan her wife, wifey, and live in a weird marital bliss with her cell partner. Then make sure to have that marriage written down on paper once they are out.
Shen Yuan probably finds a way to do mental gymnastics about letting Binghe call her wife. Prison codes? Protecting eachother? Just a completly platonic way to call a very close best friend/cell partner? Like those girls who use "girlfriend" in a non romantic way? She doesn't really mind being called wife, everyone does it here, and if she really needs a wife in prison Binghe is the best one. In a besties way. Like very affectionate roomies.
I don't know why or how Shen Yuan would end up being arrested and stay in prison long enough to got herself a "platonic" wife, unless it was just bad luck.
Binghe probably killed someone or smt like that but she is gonna be free one way or another.
#svsss#人渣反派自救系统#luo binghe#shen yuan#lesbingqiu#bingqiu#imagine the faces of shen yuan's family when they get her out and she has a tall intimidating woman clinging to her arm and calling her wife#and shen yuan being like yeah this is totally normal it's just prison rules#and they are pretty sure they saw binghe on the news for some dark shit#shen yuan probably already knows it at least half of it anyways#went to prison by accident and came out with a housewife damn
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MUKURO
((Aka the love of my life ))
#my incredibly mental wife your honor#i was still trying to get a grip on the csp brushes and app but damn i got carried away#it was supposed to be a study because i have some ideas for dumbaah comics also for her lol none of the three kings is safe#digital art#clip studio paint#csp#yyh#yyh fanart#yyh mukuro#mukuro#yu yu hakusho#yuyu hakusho#3 kings arc#mukuro yu yu hakusho#幽遊白書#i love her so much finding references for her and discovering that shes pretty much disliked and villanized broke me
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The love between Izzy and Brennan is so sweet. Anybody else might feel pressured to make sure they aren't playing favourites with their wife and possibly overcorrect by giving them harder DCs. Not Brennan. Brennan not only noticeably gives Izzy easier DCs, but lets her pull shit like this:
Brennan: "Spend 2 turbo tokens and I'll let you catch the cannonball"
Izzy: "I caught it. Can i throw it at the helicopter?"
All the while looking at her like shes the only other person that exists in his world.
And i just think its neat.
#THATS MY WIFE#AND IF SHE WANTS TO CHUCK A CANNONBALL AT A HELICOPTER IM GONNA LET HER GOD DAMN IT#d20 nsbu#d20#dimension 20#nsbu#izzy roland#brennan lee mulligan#nsbu spoilers#never stop blowing up spoilers#dimension 20 spoilers
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I wonder what exact chain of events happened to make Z have this mug. Did she buy it herself? Did she design it? Make it? Was it a gift from. Consantine? Also how and why does she keep bringing it around to places (see: first img is in a car in green lake campsite) is it her arcane skill😭
#madam z#reverse 1999#certified storm moments#get a damn thermos girl!!!! someone get toof to buy her wife a thermos!!!#i saw someone in twitter ask if this mug means the foundation is selling employee merch for propaganda purposes😭😭😭#madam z nuis. mark hall keychain charms. constantine bobbleheads im on the fucking floor wheezing#also i do have to mention the text in her mug says something along the lines of ‘Labor is Glorious’
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“When I’m flying through the air and I reach my highest point, I know that you're watching.”
#mochart#reverse 1999#Kaalaa Baunaa#reverse 1999 fanart#FINALLY#FUCK#JWJKWJAJWJIWJSJWJKWKSJSKWJISJSIWJJS#I LOVE MY WIFE#FUCK YEAH#I LOVE WOMEN#GREAT DAY TO BE LESBIAN#pls i love her so much#im getting this skin no matter what#im fast? ik#the devil works FAST but lesbians work FASTER#ONE CHANCE#MY WIFE#ONE CHANCE PLEASE#PLEASSEEE#patch 2.0 spoilers#2.0 spoilers#for context in the future: i drew this same day as her release#i finished like 10 hours after release#damn i need to drink !!!
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I'm dead your honor
#marin kitagawa#my dress up darling#sono bisque doll wa koi wo suru#my art#I wish marin was my wife#but Gojo deserves her so damn bad that I could never separate them ;o;#skeb request#commission
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How can call of duty players be so homophobic when Soap and Ghost are literally right there lowkey flirting over the radio?
#slash jay but i like them as a romantic pair a lot#also there's literally lesbian married women in the game#straight up woman refering to another woman as her wife#and she is literally friends with price???? one of the main guys?????#hello???#anyways#joonebugg rambles#cod#call of duty#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#soap x ghost#hate these damn meta gamers#i play that shit for the plot and to see my beautiful german wife (konig)#<-has never played online ever and hasn't even got past the second level of mw3
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