#BUT THAT IS NOT THE POINT

[feltkarpit]

You got a Blåhaj because you are trans, I got one because I had a hyperfixation with sharknado, we are not the same

[cringelordofchaos]

I JUST WATCHED THE MITCHELLS VS THE MACHIJES AND I LOVE IT SOOO SO SO SO SO SO JUCH THE CGARACTERS R SO RELATABLE UHHHHHHHHHGHFHFHFHGHHGHFH

ILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN

in other words AARON N KATIE R JUST LIKE ME FR

[recreationalwordsayer]

thinking abt how it took me like ten years to reach a still not even fluent level of french n spanish n it's been ten years of active continuous schooling. ill probably be 30 when i achieve same for german n portuguese but unlikely since my learning will be much more independent n disjointed. not to mention i hv other lang goals too what am i to do abt italian n korean n myb hindi n also french creole :(

[ivysoul]

jake sully one lucky son of a bitch i wish i could transfer my body into a tall alien and live on a beautiful ass fantasy planet fuck him

[keyofjetwolf]

Adding Doc to this work thing blah blah blah details unimportant, but anyway, so they have a section for adding family members, and I go in and they require a "Relationship" drop down field which I have to pick and I get increasingly pissed that they don't have "Friend" as an option and then LOSE MY ABSOLUTE GODDAMN MIND BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE "FRIEND" AS A VALID FAMILY RELATIONSHIP BUT THEY DO HAVE "PET"

[colourless-hydrangeas]

Sanskrit is a beautiful language. I don't know why some people disagree.

[i-eat-worlds]

local caretaker outraged to find that whumpee using 3-in-1 shampoo conditioner body wash

[queerpiratebrainrot]

I was thinking about Yizhi's whole 'Your love for me doesn't disappear just because you love someone else too' talk with Zetian, and my unhinged brain suddenly imagined him singing that one song from Barbie as the Island Princess, and I cannot stop laughing at it

For those of you who don't know the song:

People who know how to fanart/fanedit, plz, i'm begging, support this unhinged idea and make it visual, I will be forever grateful!

[russell-crowe]

my goal for 2023 is to get better at drawing more dynamic / interesting poses and expressions (while being completely self indulgent about what i am drawing, thank you <3)

[shootingsun]

NEIL GAIMAN, RESPECTFULLY, WHAT THE FUCK

[hoetolegist]

Words are not enough to thank you enough for this wonderful fic that you wrote for me, but thank you is all I can say right now. I was smiling and grinning the whole time in the beginning, breakfast in bed, his subtle way of confessing love, him checking up in her, I loved it all ♥️ and the fact that I literally had red velvet for my birthday!!!! The promise ring monologue got me crying (tmi I don't cry easily so it was really impactful). And ofc the last part! it was lustful yet passionate and the way he was giving her whatever she wanted. This is exactly what I wanted and I am so grateful for you to write this masterpiece 💕 I loved every word of it. You are such a great writer!

p.s. now my delusional brain wants Stefan to exist for real he's such a sweetheart and innocent and loving ♥️ and ty for your wishes, they mean a lot to me!

sorry for my essay lol 😅

Thank you, Thank you!! I'm so glad you liked it :) I was worried that I wasn't going to be able to write the plot very well but it came out good

p.s. I fell in love with this Stefan while writing him so you and me both LOL

Thank you again. Have a good day and stay safe 💞

[crazywolf828]

I'll be real, bees week is probably going to be spread out a bit and not an every day thing. Like the more I plan for each day the more I realize that there's no fucking way I'm going to get what I want done in less than a month. Plus coming straight off kinktober and doing a fic a day it uh. We may be just a lil burned out. But like, only maybe.

[charlesoberonn]

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

[lambergeier]

the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

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