#BUT KILL HIM

[defensivelee]

i can't wait til james dies bc we rlly need some lady overlifers soon. mary with the over-marks -- aufgsehsdjdhhhhhhh my princess

[cancatsdraw]

yeah i'm mad

[longsightmyth]

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

[dashintrash]

He is THE King (and the father)

[disgruntleddemon]

dead meme format ik, but this is basically what pops into my head whenever i see a dumb take on their dynamic

[parasocialpixlriffs]

ROSANNA PANSINO???

??????

[mysterycitrus]

lbr he doesnt stand a chance against a real clownoisseur

[great-and-small]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

[nico-di-genova]

I hope that Norwegian swimmer obsessed with the chocolate muffins in the Olympic village dining hall is having a wonderful day. I know absolutely nothing about what’s happening in the Olympics, but I have seen like six videos of him talking about those muffins. I love how committed he is to the bit.

[asweetprologue]

this is so devastating. laois should have just shot him with a gun

[seren-dipitous-art]

I’ve been obsessed with the Olympics for the past week, and obsessed with Dick Grayson for longer, so here’s the crossover we all deserve.

Plus, gorgeous sweaty acrobat in gymnastics poses? Only positives.

[mothmothwoth]

Found myself strangely obsessed with Skizz and Lizzie… there are apparently brain chemicals in there

[adragonsfriend]

It's always "the Jedi failed at this," "Anakin should've done that," and never "Darth Sidious is so good at his job, he deserves to get Sith Lord of the month."

[lukeskqwalker]

i do love that the first thing lucanis does when he arrives is make a grocery list. then he cleans the kitchen, sets the table, and starts the kitchen fire. then he goes to the market and gets everyone a personalized Little Treat. then he gets his Own little treat in the form of a coffee. then he just stuffs himself into an actual cupboard and broods. he just hangs out there. in the dark. im obsessed with him. this man was imprisoned for the past year with nothing but a literal demon for company and his first instinct is to care for and feed the party. his second instinct is to be emo. iconic behavior.

[fantastic-nonsense]