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nebuladreamz · 4 months ago

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chat the voices are loud again

#nebula rambles #shitpost #i think if from what i've peeped that the utmv fandom are scary as FUCK #i've been keeping a relative eye on things for the hell of it and #it feels like a car crash i can't look away from #ofc i've only seen a portion of it cause this shit is HUGE #but jesus CHRIST man

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t0tally-n0t-3m0 · 1 year ago

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I feel like we as a fandom just gloss over the fact that Cecil Gershwin Palmer had a man ostracized from his community all because Carlos PAID HIM to cut his hair.

#i love cecil #but jesus christ man #like i dont even think they were even talking at that point #welcome to night vale #wtnv #cecil gershwin palmer #carlos the scientist #tell the barber

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sequencefairy · 1 year ago

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Rip was Ryan even in the grooms party?

Doesn't seem like it, but it looks like a much smaller number of attendants on either side than at Mari and Ryan's wedding.

Just 'cause someone doesn't ask you to stand with them at their wedding doesn't mean they don't think of you as one of their close friends. I'm really not sure where this obsession with needing either of them to perform very specific, friendship-defining behaviours comes from, but it's a little weird!

People's wedding parties are picked for a lot of reasons. Maybe Sara only had four people to ask, so it's not like Shane could have seven groomsmen. Maybe they wanted a small wedding. Maybe he did ask and Ryan said he didn't think he could do that, because they're so busy with Ghost Files and everything else.

Maybe we should all mind our business a little and stop worrying about why people were or were not chosen to be in some stranger's wedding party, yeah?

#jess answers #y'all know i ship it a much as the next person #and that im as parasocial as it gets #but jesus christ man #anonymouse

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cowboyappreciator · 3 months ago

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A few doodles I decided to try my hand at digitalizing

#criminal Justice might be my second major #BUT JESUS CHRIST MAN #is that class terrible to get through when the person behind me always has the most…#interesting #comments for the class discussion #so these are from that class #that second one is me fr #(kinda)#might actually give it some color at one point #I dunno #gravity falls #fiddleford mcgucket #gravity falls self insert

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outfoxt · 7 months ago

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I fucking hate this I missed the fucking bus

#went back to get my jacket #bus said it was coming in 8 #i guess i took 10 #30 mins till next bus #i guess I'm still going bc im not letting the bus dictate where i can and cant go #but jesus christ man

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sodacowboy · 9 months ago

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the sunset today literally looked like a lava river and I am not exaggerating in the slightest

#I didn’t have my phone on me #so I didn’t get any pictures #but jesus christ man #it was gorgeous #just how the sun hit those clouds #and how those clouds flowed across the sky #fuck #like what could I possibly say to describe it #the rich orangey pink tones the sun made #and the blue grey of the clouds #I just sat there and watched it until it faded away #like the lava had cooled over #im tearing up just thinking about it #because my god what a thing to witness #I just…..#if I hadn’t decided to ride along to the store #I never would’ve seen it at all #just the way my window frame turned yellow and the blue sky contrasted against it #I get why people believe in higher powers #because how else could we have been gifted with sunsets like these #it seems too good to be a coincidence #but idk #the coincidence of it makes me appreciate it more

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whatyoutaughtwasfear · 10 months ago

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why was the first week lecture for my haem class. OVER TWO FUCKING HOURS. PLUS THERE'S THE INTRO LECTURE ABOUT ASSESSMENT I HAVENT DONE. I AM GOING TO PISS BLOOD

#i literally just copied and pasted the last couple of slides it took me like 5 hours. over 2 days #but jesus christ man #lauratexts2024

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thirdeyeblue · 2 years ago

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Next time you’re overthinking the plot of your story, wondering whether it’s too ridiculous, just remember the plot of The Parent Trap

#your plot is FINE #seriously #the parent trap #fanfiction #writing #ao3 #plot is hard #but at least you didn’t leave your kid with half of your failed marriage #then skip out across the world #never to be seen again #and I love the parent trap #but Jesus Christ man #then they just decide oh okay let’s get together again #this should work out just fine

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serpiaxerma · 1 year ago

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I'm so close to my limit on this fucking card game.

Greetings fellow duelists.

Picture this, okay. You're a Branded player. Hateful, I know. You want to play paper, build the deck in real life, test it out with other people. Great. Awesome. Fun for you!

You play some Master Duel, get a feel for the deck. Alright, yeah, feels good, feels powerful. Bit bricky, but who cares? Isn't every deck? (Coping.)

Grab a couple of Albaz Strike Structure Decks. $60 total, wow! Fit together something resembling your build, if a bit on the cheap side, but that's fine. You're just testing it out.

Boom! Wake up babe, new support just dropped. Time to upgrade! A trap like Branded Banishment, a clean $10, alright. Another Ecclesia retrain in Cartesia, a monster and a fusion spell? Sick, sign me up! So, how much we talking? $20? $30?

$60.

Oh. Alright, we'll just skip her for now then. No need to cash out so much for a one-of that only boosts consistency. What else is there?

Right, yeah, the Bystial monsters! A bunch of big asshole dragons who are also handtrap chaos monsters? Damn, pretty strong! Got some nice new continuous spells and traps like Regained and Beast for $5 each, yeah, sure.

The monsters aren't too terrible. Saronir for $5, Druiswurm for $10, Magnamhut for $20. Pricey, sure, but if it changes and evolves the playstyle so much. Oh, and Lubellion! So again, like $30, right? Or is this another $60 Cartesia situation?

$120.

Okay no. If we can't have all these nice pretty new Branded cards for under $300 when I'm only planning to mess around, I'm good, I'll pass.

Luckily, the tins are coming out later this year, so I'm sure the reprints will be a lot cheaper. And prettier, too. Then I can finally upgrade my deck and play like I've practiced in-game! Just one more month, right?

DING DONG!

Oh? Who's that?

IT CHANGED.

Hmm? What did?

THE WHOLE DECK. IT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. NO MORE DESPIA. NO MORE BYSTIALS. NO MORE BRANDED SPELLS AND TRAPS.

... But I liked Branded Beast control. I liked Masquerade + Dramaturge pass. I loved bringing back Mirrorjade with Ad Libitum. I loved banishing my opponent's monsters with Magnumhut to +2. What happened? Where're my children? Where are we? Who are you?

WELCOME TO DUEL MONSTERS BITCH, IT'S TIME FOR CHIMERA BRANDED, FORGET ABOUT THE TINS.

E M B R A C E N O S T A L G I A

#yugioh #branded #chimera the flying fucking mythical beast huh #now let me be clear #i actually love this new playstyle #i am a huge fan of the new consistency in the illusion cards #i think the plays and interruptions and things to do with guardian chimera are sick #i am having so much fun with this new variant of the deck #but jesus christ man #konami really said “let's make some fun cool new archetypes in despia and bystial”#and then DROP IT IMMEDIATELY #despia is superceded almost immediately by POTE format #bystials are relegated almost solely to d-link and sidedeck hate #i really loved the cool fun interactions between all of these different cards when paired with their native branded support #but no.#i hate using the word pushed. but have you SEEN mirror swordknight go into big berfomet?#hmm yes today i will quick effect tag out for a +3 handrip pip pip cheerio carry on #and somehow this is just par for the course. the new normal. an average thing for a modern deck to do #and the entire core #the ENTIRE CORE minus the boss monster #is $30 #TOTAL #still gotta buy cartesia tho

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felikatze · 2 years ago

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by the way. through my ao3 bookmarks i managed to track down the start of my fe fixation being late january. it has officially been five fucking months. jesus christ

#feli speaks #and i'm not stopping anytime soon!! HAS THIS BEEN MY LIFE FOR FIVE MONTHS??? FIVE WHOLE MONTHS??#i think my kh fixation was just as long since the main bulk of it was iirc summer 2018 to march 2019 with the kh3 release #and it had 2 weeks renaissance each for the ux and dr finales #but jesus christ man #I DONT EVEN HAVE ENGAGE #i dont wanna get engage cuz EXPENSIVE and i dont buy dlc ever #but like... if i did get engage... i would want that dlc.........#but also nintendo games dont drop in price EVER so i cant do what i do for playstation games #which is wait for them to be 25 bucks at the store

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depvotee · 2 months ago

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Ok while testing stuff around, I've also kept playing BG3 with Gallen and tbh, if he ends up in a polyam relationship with Astarion and Shadowheart, I think I'll kms

#as always Gallen begin my disappointment #i love u #but Jesus Christ man #tho not apposed to see the most cringe and chaotic theatre kids dating and see how bad that ends up for everyone #Shadowheart makes Astarion cry #and does it to impress Gallen like see we are so cruel we are matchies 🥰#we can torture people together 🥰🤭#Gallen would love it #I need to see how this run is REALLY going to go bc either Gallen grows up and gives his other companions that push to grow or he ends up #playing MORE into those shitty behaviors and just absolute disaster but ofc he's always close to them and useful to him #the most toxic polyam ever #which funny bc like I was thinking lol what if Gallen like tries to romance Halsin???#HELL NO #Halsin cannot handle this fucker #mmmmhh maybe I restart the run bc im interested on how Gallen would play the whole thing now that im locked in again with him #oc gallen

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spitblaze · 7 months ago

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I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh

#spitblaze says things #anyway.#1) please google 'halfling'#2) THERE ARE ADULTS WHO ARE VERY SHORT. DID YOU KNOW THAT. WERE YOU AWARE #3) THERE ARE ALSO ADULTS WHO HAVE CHILDLIKE FACES. DID YOU KNOW *THAT*#4) IF YOU THINK THE ONLY REASON A MAN COULD LOOK LIKE THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE TRANS MEN IM GOING TO KILL YOU #5) jesus christ will you just read/watch dungeon meshi and understand that the entire conceit of his character and of half-foots in general #is that its fucked up to treat people as children or subhuman because they do not 'look' like what you expect a cisgender adult to look lik #anyway if i see one more person call Chilchuck 'has gray streaks and an ex wife and three adult daughters' Tims a sh*ta #im gonna start smashing things #doin numbers

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rice-pudding-slaps · 10 months ago

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the fire within me that burns everytime I see Taylor Swift's bland ass quotes on a sign for the women's march and makes me wanna rip them out with my teeth

#i don't ever say anything cuz is really not my place #but jesus christ man

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asexualbert · 11 months ago

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Making data collectors watch a 3 hour video on top of everything else

Doc's crimes of episode 1

Villager abduction

A lot

Destruction of property

Also a lot

Murder

Allay abuse