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swordsonnet · 2 years ago

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Hallo mein Name ist Ebenholz Dunkel'heit Demenz Raben Weg und ich habe langes ebenholz-schwarzes Haar (so habe ich meinen Namen gekriegt) mit lila Strähnen und roten Spitzen das bis zur Mitte meines Rückens geht und eisblaue Augen wie durchsichtige Tränen und viele Leute sagen mir, dass ich wie Alma Unterwindseite aussehe (A. d. A.: wenn du nich weist wer sie ist dann verpiss dich von hier!). Ich bin nicht mit Gerhard Weg verwandt, aber ich wünschte ich wäre es, weil er ein verdammt heißer Feger ist. Ich bin ein Vampir, aber meine Zähne sind gerade und weiß. Ich habe blasse weiße Haut. Ich bin auch eine Hexe, und ich gehe auf eine Zauberschule namens Schweinwarzen in England, wo ich in der siebten Jahrgangsstufe bin (ich bin siebzehn). Ich bin ein Grufti (falls das euch nicht klar war) und ich trage vor allem schwarz. Ich liebe Heißes Thema und kaufe dort alle meine Klamotten. Heute zum Beispiel trug ich ein schwarzes Korsett mit passender Spitze drum herum und einen schwarzen Leder-Minirock, rosa Netzstrümpfe und schwarze Springerstiefel. Ich trug schwarzen Lippenstift, weiße Grundierung, schwarzen Augenkonturenstift und roten Lidschatten. Ich ging aus Schweinwarzen raus. Es schneite und regnete, also war keine Sonne da, worüber ich sehr glücklich war. Viele Popper starrten mich an. Ich zeigte ihnen den Stinkefinger.

#my only contribution to #speak your language day #enjoy #spyld #german #german stuff #deutsch #deutsches zeug #scheißpfosten #my immortal #...mein unsterbliches???#i deliberately went for the most german words i could find. like i'm the german academie française #ive never heard anyone say 'augenkonturenstift' for eyeliner before but i found it on google and its annoyingly german soooo #translating 'preps' was surprisingly difficult so i had to do some digging. the popper subculture is from the 80s so not quite the right #time period but in terms of fashion and general attitude they were actually really similar to american preps #love how i'm annotating this like it's an academic translation and not a silly shitpost

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marciliedonato · 1 year ago

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When the rhythm is glad... there's nothing to be SAD ! 🕺 🪩🤩🎶

Evangelion + planet of the bass (inspo)

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guinevereslancelot · 2 months ago

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applied to a bunch of jobs! 😅🙏

#took me three days bc i really wanted my dad's input on my resume and he took a while to get back to me #but i reallyyyy wanted to have applications in my monday morning and now i do :)#also feeling much better aboutbthe whole thing now that i have stuff to be excited about #still really really sad abt leaving the kids at my current job tho #but i drove by some of the places i applied today and researched them and im really optimistic about some of them #i even heard back from one already which i was not expecting at all #she literally emailed me like half an hour after getting my application and started asking me questions #like a pre interview #so thats nice #we went back and forth a couple of times #its not my top top choice but that place isnt officially hiring and might take forever to back back to me #this place is a smaller home daycare type place and urgently hiring but the pay is super good and a home daycare environment might be nice #and the pay is pretty decent esp compared to what im making now #the top top place is a fancy pants private school that going to be way more thorough abt references and background check #so they'll take longer to get back to me #but i found out after applying that my friend's mom works there 🤯#so she's gonna ask her to put in a good word for me :)#but they're not officially hiring according to their website it just says they encourage people to inquire so i did #so p unlikely i would get that one but you never know #anyway!!!!#finally excited abt things and not just filled with dread and sadness abt leaving the current place and kids #still makes me sad but im not on the verge of tears thinking abt it anymore lol #this has been a shitpost

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sundial-bee-scribbles · 11 months ago

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#my art lol #vocaart #utau fanart #utau #kazehiki #kazehiki utau #i lost track of time and its 2am. where am i. wtf #i cant look at this for too long or ill Succumb To The Curse (decide i hate it 😭)#theres some stuff i like but otherssssss. not so much. maybe i can blame it on doing this in ibispaint rather than my usual firealpaca hakj #i found some brushes that are more reminiscent of what i use in firealpaca so. yeyee it was experimenting time b/c My Mind's In Hell #bleh i wanted to do smthn w/ his bt outfit since it does kinda look like a sailor fit lol. so water related smthn smthn but ill revisit thi #at some other point maybe im. hmmmmmm. still on this. couldnt come up w/ a cool caption or anything either lol so you just get fish emoji 😭#ALSO THOUGH WOO first time drawing kazehiki thats NOT a shitpost fucking lmfaoooo. i do need to draw serious things w/ him #vocaloid #vocaloid fanart

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akikos-tribble-army · 8 months ago

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Random thing I learnt while doing research for a paper:

The beginning of German (radio) broadcasting history started in the so called Vox-Haus (Vox-house) with the broadcast of the first radio show for entertainment.

And there is a TV channel in Germany which is called VOX and its colour scheme is red-black.

Vox, I have questions.

#my brain was already spending too much time thinking about Hazbin Hotel bc of the whole radio stuff #and then Vox appears like that #is Vox German in my head now?#yes #this one paragraph about the Vox-Haus gave me way too many ideas for headcanons #I just live for the coincidence here #and the coincidence that VOX has Alastor's colour scheme #vox #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #late night shitpost #akikos shitpost #okay but you need to know that the Vox-Haus was demolished in the 70s #and the TV channel VOX was founded in the 90s #ignoring the time related issues #this looks like as if VOX decided to give up his radio business and went into television business #getting rid of evidence that he ever worked in the radio business #just saying you can create some head canons out of this #yes I've spent too much time thinking about this for no reason #the TV channel is btw not related to the Vox-Haus in any way #it's just a coincidence that they share a name

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vellhighbandi · 1 year ago

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Sharmaji (Not Namkeen)

Naam to suna hi hoga (a million apologies for any of the self entitled Sharma's you might have encountered...) Technically speaking intro dena humko aata nahi kyunki hum hai distracted ultra pro max insaan. Bakte bakte kab kahan kis tangent pe nikal jate humko khudko pata nhi hota. The thing is don't be surprised if you randomly find words that don't make sense (they do, just not to you) cause I'm a multilingual insaan with a few words of lotsa languages thrown into my vocabulary making a right khichdi of words and feelings up there. But then again sometimes I don't even understand what's going on up there myself so we can drink to that. (I don't drink. We'll be getting high on jaljeera and air)

As for this blog, it's a metaphysical (is that the right word?) representation of me (I guess?) Not really sure. Definitely this insanity is a part of me. But is not all of me. I mean agar khudko utna accha se jaan hi liya hota to phir zindagi me confusion thori hota. Chale gye hote hum bhi kahin pahado me zindagi ke sach ki khoj me. As for the people I have met here. They are downright amazing. Maane kya hi bataye. Simp karna ho, ya laash thikane lagane ke upaay dhundna ho, they will have my back. (Oh and don't even think of hurting them, you won't just regret it but regret your entire existence. And that's a fucking promise)

Wanna read me turn Lilac's brain children into psychologists horror?

Compromised . Chapters : One, Two, Three.

To coming to the reason why me actually went ahead made this intro post... My tags:-

#sharma shitposting?#->This be the random bakwas i do you'll find everything under this #to sharma ka jawab suno #->This be me answering asks and stuff ya know #queue ki abhi time nhi #-> my lame ass queue tag #sharma ke karname suno #->Me talking about shit i have done. its got nostalgia sharartein and everything in between #sharma shayar ho gyi #->My poems and stories that i have posted along with some banter in shayaris #sharma ka laugh content #->just shit i found hilarious #lemme simp for my man in peace bro #next few are self explanatory #areh bhai sharma sharma jayegi (◕ᴥ◕)#ignore me simping over my man #sharma ki shayari ka raaz #sharma pagal ho gyi hai #sharma ki homealone harkatein #NOW IMPORTANT KOTHA YOU CHOTU CHOTU PIDDU PIDDU BACCHA LOG GO BLOCK THESE NEXT TWO TAGS CAUSE ME WILL BE TAGGING ASSHOLES WITH IT #anon ke chasme ke piche baithkr gidhar bhabki karne wale saamne bhi aao #ps also block these cause be sometimes reblogs absolutely mind traumatizing shit #minors shooooo

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monmuses · 1 year ago

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pornbots are so funny to me on this website

#// *my assumption is the whole sentence was put into some fucked up translator or a LITERAL bot typed this #// *either way: i saw this in real time and found it hilarious #🐺 * 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐒 : out of character #🐺 * 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐒 : shitpost

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angorwhosebabyisthis · 30 days ago

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tragedy: when you look back at the crack ships you latched onto in niche media as a kid and go 'hold on, little me was cooking like a champ,' but it was before you reached the age where it clicked that WAIT YOU CAN SHIP GAY STUFF TOO? so you know you missed out on the kind of gay food that only a small autistic child replaying the same game a dozen times can make

#me revisiting things i extrapolated/made up for wand of wishing ~20 years later: okay damn this is good shit i should repurpose some of this #i am delighted to report that at least one of them turned out to be not only gay by way of Someone is in Disguise #but EXTREMELY genders about it in a way that is exactly my jam 🤌#wild how much this game has been memory holed (but at the same time not surprising) watch me go pepe silvia on petpet adventures #for real though it is genuinely really cool to look back at your younger creative endeavors #not through the lens of 'haha yeah they were weird and cringe and had bad taste; but that's okay they were a kid'#but through the lens of 'younger me was an artist whose creative efforts; interests; and insights shaped my art and tastes today'#'and maybe i'll get some of exactly the kind of thing i love now as an adult if i have a little faith that they were onto something'#anyway i found a no commentary LP watch this space for rambling at length about the light guardian and her apprentice #HE FUCKED A BIG FISH AND IT WAS EXTREMELY SAD #neotag #wand of wishing tag #shitposting #to dyn

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lovemeonlytilthespring · 1 year ago

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So... I did... something. Several things. Take

#live a live #shitpost a live #slight nsfw?#question mark?#no way i'm tagging all these characters lmfao #anyway #i really hope everyone likes these #it's my first time doing something like this #i wasn't sure on some parts of them #once i found where to get the sprites there was no way i wasn't gonna jump on the shitpost train #choo choo motherfuckers #go to bed rosie #also going back and tagging pairings because... reasons i only *just* learned #oersted x alethea #oersted x alicia #if you prefer the fan translation #masaru x lei #a little bit #sorry!

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despair-tea · 1 month ago

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She wasn't wrong, I don't think.

#shitposting #shmups #this was about zeroranger btw #but i think the lack of space for text + time to tell the player things #leads to the developer *having* to get creative if they want to say anything at all in their game #you can see it in other types of short games for sure #but at some point shmup devs decided they could put any text at all they wanted in their game and fans of the genre agreed #and it became a common aesthetic feature #(at least in a certain type of fan's eyes)#(some of whom would go on to make their own shmups)#(especially if they ever found out that shmups were relatively simple to make)#i think in rpg terms sting games are the most shmup-poi in my mind #like riviera especially. the way there's just extra flavor text in places where rpgs wouldn't have them #but in terms of what the op was actually talking about #i think about the bydo all the time dude #shmup story element that is just.... *gestures vaguely*#but at the same time the bydo are so spooky dude #they made two pretty cool srpgs about how spooky the bydo are #anyways yeh #play zeroranger

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ottiethetrashqueen · 4 months ago

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#Shitpost #I kinda hate dubstep btw #There was a lot of times when I found some amazing songs that sound like a god's blessing #But then suddenly dubstep parts came out of nowhere and I wanted to surgically remove my inner ears #Youtube

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des-fangirl · 7 months ago

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Im NOT joking when i say i wanna learn to juggle because Vetinari did it in Jingo. Yes im weird yes it's OBVIOUS that i love veti & want to learn bcs of him doing it but honestly who cares???

#des-shitpost #vetinari #NO REALLY and my mom tried juggling some time ago too #she was not that bad actually!#we have some balls for it :3 #ACTUALLY I FOUND ONE TODAY #im using it as to stim rn but. maybe I'll get to juggling too-

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ralseinumberonebiggestsupporter · 2 years ago

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