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ughgoaway · 10 months

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HUH???? IF THIS IS A JOKE I WILL SOB

#CHARLI IS THIS REAL #ROYAL WEDDING INCOMING????#BUT I CANT FUCKING TELL #STRESSED #GEORGE DANIEL I NEED DETAILS

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bbbbbbbbatman · 3 months

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Bruce keeping a tighter and tighter lid on his identity around the Justice League because with each new person to reveal their identity he realizes that he has fucked far too high a percentage of his co workers as Bruce Wayne and he has to take this secret to his grave

#the first time it happens he's just like oh whoops that'll be awkward #the second time: well that's not ideal #the third time: fucking hell why did i make a persona that cant keep it in his pants #Clark angsting about why his best friend doesn't trust him enough to tell him his secret identity:#:( why doesn't he trust me after all we've been through together #bruce: i have fucked too many people here including you and you can never know #batman #bruce wayne #dc comics #dc #mine

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diantha · 1 year

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went to the grocery store today and i was very pleased by their pride cake selections

#the transformer one fucks i really want to go back and buy it.#i should add: the homo sapien one was the color of the gay man flag but you cant tell in the pic

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aesthetic-uni · 5 months

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Oh. God.

#uni talks about the universe #april 13 #april 13th #homestuck #neil banging out the tunes #it’s arguably a double whammy #I keep forgetting tumblr holidays #I need a calendar for tumblr holidays #TUMBLR SHOP IF YOU ARE READING THIS #I HAVE COPYRIGHTED THAT IDEA SO YOU CANT MAKE ONE #FUCK OFF #I don’t like tumblr shop if you can’t tell

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araneapeixes · 8 months

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Uh Oh....the ladies have entered their 4th pint stage

#GUYS HELPP ive been looking at this too long i cant tell anymore if its even good #as usual i kinda like the sketch better ripppppp but it was nice to finish something #anyways my previous point still stands: whoever wins does get to fuck shadowheart in the bathroom #some details i want ppl to notice: lae'zels dogtags and army pants #karlachs cigarette pack sleeve. bc shes a handsome guy:)#also astarions cunty earring anddd i replaced shaddys hair accessory with a punky spikey one #and ummm my Tav is wearing a rainbow bracelet:) bc theyre gay #bg3 #bg3 fanart #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #wyll ravengard #bg3 wyll #lae'zel #karlach #karlach cliffgate #shadowheart #bg3 tav #ren #tadfools #the tadfools #i rly think i fucked up laezels face shape but by the time i realised it was too late #wow mayb ill use a ref next time?? whaaaat??

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puppyeared · 5 months

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so a few things

my brother and i have our rooms facing each other he recently got a mood light installed and he can change the color his favorite color is purple

which would normally be. FINE but every time i walk to my room its just been this

#get meout get me out hget me OUT. OF HEREEE.#i cant even tell him to change it cuz like what. im gonna make him stop using his favorite color. because of two dumb gay fuckheads #BUT LIKE FOR REAL EVERY TIME. EVERY TIME. I HAVE TO GO TO MY ROOM #ITS LIKE IM WALKING INTO FUCKING SHADWOPEACH CROSSROADS. FUCK #LIKE THAT MEME? THE ONE WITH THE GUY AT A FORKED PATH BETWEEN THE EVIL CASTLE AND SUNNY MEADOW?#THATS ME RN #my road not taken ass going thru it every fucking evening when i have to. WALK TO MY ROOM AND NOT SAY ANYTHING ABT IT #LOSING MY MIND #yapping #diary #doodles #shadowpeach #lmk #lego monkie kid

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latenightsundayblues · 8 months

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Fucking love the final flashback montage in saw VI because the way they edited it makes it look like hoffman is pissing directly on an unconscious erickson's bald head

Ive been cry laugghing for five fucking minutes

#it fucks me up every time WHY DID THEY DO IT LIKE THAT #THE FUEL CAN BLENDS WITH THE RED BACKGROUND YOU CANT SEE IT IN TIME #theres NO WAY absolutely NOBODY in the editing team looked at this and went “um. maybe we should change the order of the clips around a bit #tbh maybe mark shoulve actually pissed on his head when he had the chance. guy really pissed me off #i just realized something about the last tag and came back running to tell you all that the pun was not intended #saw vi #saw #mark hoffman #dan erickson #tw blood

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lotus-pear · 8 months

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VERLAINEEEE as promised

#HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL WHAT THE FUCK😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#YALL SEE WHERE CHUUYA GETS THE GENES FROM????????#BEAUTIFUL ELEGANT ETHEREAL TRAGIC SAD GAY FRENCHMAN #I CANT BELIEVE THERES PPL WHO DONT LIKE HIM WTF #PPL WHO DONT LIKE VERLAINE ARE EMBRASSING...........KEEP THAT TO URSELF😐#im actually so insane im im im im #i actually found a new brush and i've been absuing yf out of it if u couldnt tell the colorings a little different #anyway yea #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #bsd verlaine #verlaine bsd #stormbringer #bsd stormbringer #lotus draws

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mr-malumm · 7 months

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Happy Val Day theyre in love with each other i like when the tall scary one throws the tv around 😍🥰😍🥰😍✨📺🦋✨

#kiss the tv moth man #vox being a good dancer sends me into orbit i love when hes good at something #you cant tell me that valentines day osnt vals birthday #old man yaoi or whatever #voxval #staticmoth #i fell for the fucking tv #hazbin art #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin valentino #hazbin vox #vox #valentino #the vees #my art

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chaotic-pixelz · 2 months

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MAJOR BOOK OF BILL SPOILERS‼️‼️

will say! reading this gave me a harsh reminder to how fucking scary bill can be.

#magic ramble shit #my fav part of the book fr #tell me why i felt a pit in my stomach reading the part where he couldnt even remember his own name #ford said ‘you cant control me!!!’ and it got bill all kinds of fucked up #gravity falls #the book of bill spoilers #the book of bill #book of bill #bill cipher #stanford pines

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spiritsong · 4 months

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never not over the inherent romance of the vampire bite. your blood is swimming through the veins of your undead lover. your life granting them the mimicry of life. your existence is an affront to the cycle of nature and I don't care. I want to keep you here, walking upon the earth. take some of me into you and bloom.

#god it's so fucking good I cant get enough UGH *kicks a rock*#anyway hi can you tell what I've been doing all day. yes I've been working on that tavstarion smut how did you guess #astarion x aune #tavstarion

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mirrorhouse · 29 days

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I have what you're looking for. High quality. Befitting a man of my tastes. I have a room over on Divisadero, not too far a walk.

#iwtv #interview with the vampire #iwtv amc #daniel molloy #louis de pointe du lac #danlou #iwtvedit #tvedit #dailyflicks #*#dont know if i can articulate my thoughts well #but something about how daniel at first is so closed off from louis when he sits down near him #doesnt really want to talk at first but starts opening up pretty quickly #then louis is buying him a drink and it's easier to talk. mostly what he wants to talk about is his journalism work #because its so important to him. but when louis starts getting too personal (i know what you're here for danny) he starts backing off again #maybe some combo of shame for how quickly he felt attracted to louis and the flirting and the diminutive louis uses #the bartender uses it when asking if hes got money tonight. hes used to exchanging sex for things he needs but cant afford #above all it's like a sharp reminder of what louis wants & what daniel wants too even before the offer of drugs #and he's trying to hold onto the denial and excuses. it was a good place to score he did what he had to #sex with men has to be in exchange for something he can't just want it on its own #the lie he tells himself about himself #also these tags are getting long but i think you can see the moment louis decides he might not just fuck and kill this guy right away lmao

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bunnyboy-juice · 2 months

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NO MORE ASSOCIATING THINGS WITH FEMMES ONLY BECAUSE THEY ARE PINK!HYPERFEM FEMMES ARE GREAT AND I LOVE YOU CAMPY FEMMES WHO EMBODY PINK BUT ALSO JESUS CHRIST CAN YOU GUYS NOT GO MORE THAN ONE DAY W/O TRYING TO SHOEHORN FEMMES INTO BEING ONLY PINK UWU BABIES. I AM FEMME AS IN GRASS AS IN DIRT AS IN TREE BARK AS IN WEEDS SPROUTING THROUGH THE SIDEWALK CEMENT. FEMME AS IN GENDER NONCONFORMITY AS IN FUCK YOU MY FEMININITY IS WHAT *I* SAY IT IS. FEMME AS IN DEPTH AND DARKNESS AND WARMTH AND TERROR. FEMME AS IN CAVES. FEMME AS IN LIGHTNING. FEMME AS IN AN AMALGAMATION OF TRAITS THAT I HAVE DECIDED ARE FEMININE REGARDLESS OF WHAT SOCIETY SAYS. FUCK IS IT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND?!???

#personal #i am emotional yes #over the years ive had this blog I've made a few posts abt being femme #nd whether they're serious or jokey..... inevitably someone in the tags goes “ohhh yeah bc pink”#or in the case of what inspired this post: someone going “what about the pink ones” on my praying mantis post #and im just.#sick of it. im sick of femme being equated to pink and frilly girlie behaviors.#im sick of femme being equated to skirts and heels. to makeup. to skincare. to pristine nails exactly almond shaped.#im sick of ppl acting like All femmes aspire to this shit. im sick of femms being reduced to this shit.#and i love pink! i love pink! my phone theme is quite literally just black and pink all over.#im just. so tired of any expression of Femme identity being shoehorned into being a Specific type of femininity #especially as someone who DOES get dysphoric wearing skirts. wearing dresses. embodying the femme aesthetic yall are so set on making #if u guys wanna rb this i truly dont care #i just needed to scream #and this is one small thing #but the 2nd largest category of anon hate i have gotten since making this blog is str8 up homophobia from other “queer” folks #saying i cant be femme bc of how i present. calling me slurs (and using them as such) bc they cant understand femme as anything but that #my wife and i have our users in our personal discord server set as 2 different things of anon hate ive gotten #i have had OTHER FEMMES tell me i am not femme. femmes who Know im femme who still call me butch. femmes who ive corrected and been blocked #-by bc of it. the number 1 largest demographic of queerfolk who have me blocked rn is TME femmes who embody pink also #and i dont think its a coincidence at all. (and i know this bc i go to try and follow these ppl bc they get rbed on my dash & i cant)#and ik their blogs arent deleted bc some of them don't block my wife (tall. white. butch) and it cant be politics cause her and i rb #a lot of the same political shit (fuck. i think she rbs More than i do even. this is genuinely mainly a nsft blog)#and usually i don't say anything but im having a bad day so i get to be angry about this and if anyone fucking tries me i will block u #idc if we've been mutuals 4ever. im judt so tired of feeling like i am not Enough as a femme bc i dont embody this shit #im sick of this lameass lip service to he/him gnc femmes etc when the thin white 50s housewife femme is still what is preferred and loved #im sick of this lamesss lip service when y'all feel entitled to theorizing on other femmes genders bc u cant conceptualize a femme who does #wanna be hypetfeminine. im sick of it. im sick of it. im sick of it.#celebrity bun

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strongtowerluxuryapartments · 4 months

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figueroth and sandra lynn faeth; daughter and mother // dimension 20: fantasy high

fantasy high: junior year - a very merry moonar yulenear // lady bird, 2017 // ijeoma umebinyuo - questions for ada // alexuma // wych elm - susan smith // joan tierney - the elektra complex // fantasy high: sophomore year - hellbound // imma_slytherin - fig the unfaithable and the summer sads // nora kasten // honeytuesday // fantasy high: junior year - untapped rage // ethel cain - family tree (intro) // lynn emanuel - single girl. one room flat.

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glfry · 11 months

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Can we agree that the "Thats two things" line from Mike was autistic as shit

#i love how William very clearly thinks he’s trying to play smart or something but. no he’s just like that #in general hes sooooo autistic. Same goes to Abby.#when aunt Jane noted how abbys meltdowns reminded her of mike I was cheering in my fucking seat #SO autism #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's #Fnaf #five nights at Freddy’s movie #Mike Schmidt #can’t wait till this movie comes out anywhere that isn’t peacock. please I wanna watch it again but peacock doesn’t even have a free trial #also Just his general anti socialness??????? hello?#the way he just. walks off during the pharmacy scene #or the way he basically ignores max CANNOT be neurotypical #also with the former that his stand-offish nature is seen as rude #ALSO near the beginning of the movie where he tells his coworker about the dream theory-#-and he completely avoids eye contact and just fiddles with his Walkie-Talkie #like that cant be nt behavior

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crazylittlejester · 3 months

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Warriors: Being a single mother is hard when you’re a 27 year old man and also have no kids

Wind: The fuck am I then??

Time: Or me???

Hyrule: We’re all standing right here, yknow

Four, from across the clearing: MOOOOOOOOM, WILD FUCKING LEFT AGAIN-

Warriors: *sigh* never mind, being a single mother is very fucking difficult, because apparently, I have eight kids

#has this been done before #the fever has completely melted my brain i cant tell if this is funny or fucking stupid #oh well might delete it later #jes talks #linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu warriors #lu incorrect quotes

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