#BUCKETS FULL OF IT

[lateseptemberdawn]

All Of Us Strangers (⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐)

[nothirtysix]

Day 5 (i guess????): Butcher Army

The butcher army happened while I was still mostly only watching Technoblade so some of my first introductions to Ranboo were from his perspective. I remember him just. Handing over the armor (and ending a plot line before it started lmao).

some close ups for you, my darlings.

[speakofcompersion]

Onew ☀️ Sunshine MV [directed by Twice Jeongyeon~♡]

[m340700]

he beem painfing

[timetodiverge]

Nothing says "it's Bad Batch Wednesday" like watching this tiny little girl engage in illegal gambling with an imperial officer and kicking his butt then casually, wordlessly ordering her deadly sniper sidekick and vicious lurca hound out the door because the imperial officer is scared of dogs

[hazard-and-friends]

art

artist

[bucket-of-amethyst]

THE BEDROCK SERVER FOR THE MOB VOTE IS SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!

Majestic creature....

[mutant-distraction]

A beach full of Portuguese Man-o-wars in the Azores.

Man-o-wars have long, thin tendrils that can extend 165 feet in length below the surface, although 30 feet is the average. They are covered in venom-filled nematocysts used to paralyze and kill fish and other small creatures. For humans, a man-of-war sting is excruciatingly painful but rarely deadly.

They washed up on the beach. They cannot swim. And the water carry’s them there.

[thewertsearch]

You get the Draconian Dignitary on the line. He asks what the hell you've been up to.

Looks like Jack’s still in contact with DD - something which had no reason not to be the case, but is nevertheless a very funny fact.

The guy’s a planet-destroying abomination, but still has mobster lackeys. Weird that that’s happened twice.

He makes sure you're remembering to keep the destructive impulses to a minimum. No more planet exploding or anything like that. You say yeah yeah. He says no point in securing power when there's nothing left to rule.

And DD’s even working to preserve the session! The guy's a bit of an unsung hero here, as we've all seen what Jack did to the troll planets. If he starts blowing up Lands - particularly LOHAC - we're fucked.

I wonder if this is Vriska’s doing, actually. We already know she can influence Carapacians, and she’s already done so to a Dersite Agent specifically.

Lousy stupid dignitary, all keeping your murderous tendencies in check. He's the most terrible guy you almost kind of didn't despise completely.

Jack genuinely cares about DD, doesn't he?

Something about that tiny spark of warmth is really getting to me. It's one thing to be facing a corrupted game character, but Jack's starting to seem like a person - and people tend to be more dangerous villains than NPCs.

lmfao

You attempt to humor the Sovereign Slayer's demands diplomatically. There's a narrow line to walk between obeying the orders of a clear superior and blindly facilitating a perfectly useless genocide. It takes a very savvy breed of psychopath to pull it off.

Ah, so DD knows exactly what he’s doing here.

Honestly, his cold, calculating style might make him more dangerous than Jack. I'm starting to suspect that if he got the Ring, the Players would already be dead, and the session would be on total lockdown.

The Slayer is yapping about some girl. Probably one of the young players who can no longer provide any serious threat to your rule.

Or not, since he apparently thinks the Players are no threat.

Like - really, Droog? The Sburb Players are no threat? The game's protagonists are-

Ah, I'm wasting my breath. The game probably forces Dersite Agents to underestimate the Players, so they don't just assassinate them in their beds.

You say fine, just send the droll after her.

Delegating the one murder you can't commit is a genuinely excellent idea...

There's a moment of radio silence. He says you mean the COURTYARD Droll? He wants to be sure this is the same droll you're talking about.

...which has already been ruined. Even Jack knows that the Deuce is more likely to help Jade than kill her.

[mcmeasle]

imagining future Jean and Jeremy with their golden retriever puppy trying to train it and Jean using the dogs full legal name of “barkbark von barkstein” when its in trouble

[angermango]

hello,

black mirror

[jacenbren]

hot take but I think mahito would stop being evil if somebody just gave him a fidget spinner

[swan2swan]

She's so considerate, and for what?

[backpackingspace]

Do we think odysseus started pranking Athena and her temples at some point? Because I do. He argued that it was good for sneaking and evading training. And you know what Athena couldn't argue that. Her chasing odysseus across the island was good training.

[hazard-and-friends]

please ignore everything here except baby being SO GOOD at baby agility. just the best. i love her.