#BRO. THAT WAS. UNEXPECTED.

[chamerionwrites]

When will someone gently take all the internet food bloggers by the shoulders, look into their eyes, and explain that coconut milk is not a neutral-flavored dairy substitute

[clover-the-awesomest]

WOAH WOAH WOAH SLOW THE FUCK DOWN LADY WTF OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD-

Part 7 of Arc II (Part 33 - Gore)

leo behind you-! oh god he cant hear us his air pods are in

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[ame-emberlea]

beginning of dangerous

[pianokantzart]

Anybody else get the vibe that Princess Daisy is the mariner of the group?

The two Mariokart courses themed after her are a boat deck and a harbor, and a major part of Sarasaland– the Muda Kingdom– is almost entirely oceanic.

If she's accustomed to giving commands as a ship captain that would explain why her default volume is so darned loud. It would also explain why she's not available to adventure in most Mario games. If you send her an invitation ahead of time to play tennis or party she'll arrive right on schedule, but you can't exactly call her up spur of the moment to help stop Bowser's latest invasion if she's located in the middle of the ocean somewhere.

[xx-midnight-candy-goblin-xx]

A Walk From School

this happened a few months ago in like June (2024)

[rainofthetwilight]

GUYS??!?!?!?!?!? HOLY SHIT???,???????

[the-blind-geisha]

Art Attack / Friendly fire on @hyyacinthus-art of their Petey Piranha Gijinka with my Sunshine King Boo.

I dunno, they're in love, your honor. And I smoosh them together like paper dolls. King Boo is trying to work his magic. Maybe it'll work.

[trickstermadness]

this weeks episode of dungeon meshi was Laios experiencing ableism and then just starting to throw punches.

[vi-visected]

i don’t know where the fuck this came from, actually

[anneangel]

When I try to explain why 'I love' and 'don't love' The Hobbit, trilogy and book:

Peter Jackson, screenwriters, Warner Bros executive directors: Do you like The Hobbit Trilogy?

Me: oh, yes. I love 90% of it. And the cast is wonderful and the soundtrack incredible. I love 'movie Smaug', and I find interesting that the dwarves gain more prominence than in the book, transforming them into more central characters in the plot.

Peter Jackson, screenwriters, WB: What are your criticisms about it?

Me: There are many good scenes from the original plot that were changed for the movie without need because were already good in the book, many tense scenes in the book were transformed into 'action scenes', such as the escape from the Misty Mountains, Mirkwood and the escape in the barrels. And why revive Azog when just Bolg would be enough? And you guys shit on the character Beorn. And, well, the name of the movies are 'The Hobbit', there should be more Bilbo in this, right?

Peter Jackson, screenwriters, WB: So you like the book that much?

Me: oh, yes, I love 95% of it.

Peter Jackson, screenwriters, WB: Do you even have something honest criticisms of book?

Me: well, there could be SOME female participation, and I could follow Gandalf's journey to the White Council and Dol Guldur, both happen, but in the plot of the book it 'll not be narrated to us because the focus is on Bilbo and only him. And Thranduil doesn't even have a name, he's just called the 'Elvenking' of the Forest, let alone his son Legolas. Radagast is underused and only mentioned once. I would like more to be 'narrated' than 'told' to us. Understand? More dialogues actually describing what they went through, and less summarizing as 'after much deliberation they decided', it's something told. Maybe if the book was more 'narrated' than 'told', then it would be much bigger than it is. Well, It would be interesting to see the narrative from more perspectives.

Peter Jackson, screenwriters, WB: but that's exactly what we try to deliver in the movies! We gave you Galadriel, Tauriel and gave you Bard's daughters, hey, there's your female representation. And we gave you the White Council and Dol Guldur, we gave you more Elrond, and Radagast and even Saruman. We even gave you a badass and handsome Thranduil and we even gave you Legolas. Fuck you, we even gave you Frodo!

Me: Correct. I like the fillers created for the trilogy, nothing against them, the intention was great, the actors play their characters very fine and everyone did wonders with what they had, truly cool, the problem is that I don't like the PLOT of the fillers. Only that.

Peter Jackson, screenwriters, WB: So, in your opinion, the problem is our bad writing plot for fillers?

Me: oh, that's right. Exactly. With the exception of this, everything else was very good.

Peter Jackson, screenwriters, WB: But you can't just blame us! Others also failed miserably in this production, right?

Me: Oh, but the costume designers did relatively fine, cinematographers and art directors too, with the exception of Beorn's design, everything else is tolerable. Even if it wasn't faithful to the book on some aspects, but that's why it's called 'adaptation'. Including the CGI was 'ok', which many complain about, but I think it's an excessive criticism because it's reasonable compared to other current Worldwide Box Office movies similar to The Hobbit Trilogy.

Peter Jackson, screenwriters, WB: So, for you, what really left something to be desired was the plot written of the fillers and plot of changed scenes? Is it?

Me: Oh, yeah. I wouldn't be so critical of the 'need' for to be three movies, if the filler plot and new scenes was better written. But hey, I still like a lot about The Hobbit, whether it's the book or the movies. For example, now just talking about The Hobbit makes me want to read my favorite parts of the book and watch my favorite parts of the trilogy! Haha! Understand now?

[russellius]

TOM: He won titles for ART in the junior formulas, would you put him up there with the top guys, who have been through the Vasseur system?

FRED: He won F3 and F2 in a row as a rookie and if you have a look [...] I would say Lewis did it, Nico Hülkenberg and Nico Rosberg did it, Charles did it, only this group of five did it.

TOM: And you think that says everything, in terms of how good George Russell is.

FRED: For me, yes! And the approach of George- he is a very, very pushy guy, very demanding for the team, sometimes too much and I had a tough discussion with George about this. But he is also very demanding for himself. And at the end, it's the only way to survive and improve, and he has the good approach.

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JOST:

GEORGE:

[ddeck]

ougghhhhhhh

[fernsnailz]

If you haven't already, what would Amy's Pokémon team look like?

SIX OF THESE THINGS

jk i'm thinking something like this

do i even need to explain why tinkaton is here

kirlia and espurr are here because i think amy would connect with psychic types pretty well? like i'm not really an "amy is secretly psychic" truther but i think they would be drawn to her regardless. kirlia is a very emotive pokemon and espurr is fucked up and weird and just needs a little bit of support in its life hgnfdjksg

ducklett is just this dude. listen man i see a little pokemon and i gotta connect them to the flickies there's no way around it in my mind

i added perrserker because i want amy to go apeshit more often and he sorta embodies that to me. i'm also very biased i just really like perrserker

and shaymin is here for a very similar reason i put it on sonic's team, there's a very strong connection to nature and a theme about connecting with kind people! though i think shaymin's land version works better for amy, so she and sonic can have shared custody of them depending on what form it's in i guess lol

[thigh-o-saur]

BRO I DID NOT EXPECT LUCIFER TO BE THE ONE WHO BEGAN THE NICKNAME FOR LUKE AS CHIHUAHUA LIKE OMGGGGGGGG IT WAS LUCIIIIIII

[galaxythreads]

Them: I will help you! of course I'll help you! I'm here for you 100% I won't let you down <3

me, later: I need help

them: die.