#BRO HELP ME

[whysogay]

beware of kissing

[only-lonely-star]

IM DHAKING I GOT SO MANY HUGS AND HE KISSED MY HESD TWICE

HE SIGNED EVERYTHKMG AND CALLED ME SWEET SOPHIA AND TOLDNME TO DTAY GOLD

AND I GOT TO PUT THE BRACELET ON HIM AND HE HELD MY HAND

AND HE CALLED ME BABE AND SAID COME ON HERE GIRL

THIS IS NOT REAL LIFE SOMEONE WAKE ME UP OMG

HE WAS SO FUCKUJF SWEET AND HE JUST HELD ME AND TOLD MW TO STAY GOLD

HE TOLD ME GOD BLESS LIKE 3 TIMES

I KEPT CRYONG SND TALKING AND TALKING OFMG

[i-am-beckyu]

Wanted to write more JORNOS, gave up and made memes

We're in a whole other level of procrastination right now

[jonpertwee]

I recently saw a Zionist say, I shit you not, "Would you call the Dresden bombing a war crime?" when talking about the destruction of Gaza.

Yes. That was a pretty significant war crime in history.

[justlikedylansmrjones]

I have actually taken parasocial relationships to a new level because i developed one with a man who has been dead for 44 years....

[metalraptor69]

What the hell is wrong with me 😭

Bro ... For idk reason I imagine things that are totally incoherent and random....

Like: What if Black Hat (Villainous) meets Ripto (Spyro)

Dude it's like I'm asking "What if ketchup meets a pencil" 😭😭😭😭😭

I understand that imagination is beautiful but dude .. sometimes it's just so random 🥲

Oh shit...now I wanna draw these two together....

[b00kslvt]

I'm straight up struggling with the three different POVs with this book 😭

[frozenfrogz]

My straight girl crush has a boyfriend...my ex 💀

[murasaki-cha]

Yesterday it was God Games by gigi and today it's I Can’t Help But Wonder by Ximena I need to lie down I can't do this I'm absolutely sobbing

Also you want a certified method of making me cry on the spot? Just show me a pic of young Odysseus and baby Telemachus. Works 12 out of 10 times

[specshroom]

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Wolf hybrid who is sooooo excited to experience his bunny hybrid partners first heat. So excited that he vastly underestimates just how horny bunnies are in heat.

He's expecting his cute little bunny partner (you) to cry and beg for his knot. Which you do and he knots and cums inside you twice but then right after his knot deflates you look up at him and go "Again?"

He's a little tired but he can't say no to you...

Until it's the sixth fucking round and you're still bouncing on his very overstimulated cock. He knows it's very bad to interrupt a bunny while they're so deep in heat but he might just pass out and you're so lost in the sauce you might just keep going if he does.

He needs to think of a way to satisfy you that won't literally kill him. He gets an idea and reaches for his phone. It's really embarrassing but the best thing he can think of at that moment is to open the group chat, aptly named "The Boys", and hastily text:

[Hey guys can u come over]

[I need sum help with something]

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[donutdrawsthings]

Can we talk about this? I feel like not enough people talk about this happening in the movie

[wishywashysmoshy]

"He's just a guy. He's just a guy," I say as I rock back and forth while hugging my knees. "He's just a guy..."

I FEAR HE LOOKS A LITTLE TOO GOOD HERE AND THE NEED FOR HIM IS THROUGH THE ROOF

[phantom-shell]

You say you're tryin' to build a transuniversal polydimensional metavortex? Well that's mathematically feasible, I reckon! :D

[iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid]

still kind of hilarious that people in the witcher universe are often extremely racist against witchers. like bro. how you gonna have beef with the pest control guys. sure they have yellow cat eyes and creepy magic powers but they got those specifically as part of the process to become the pest control guys. your pests are six feet tall and killing the neighborhood kids. why are you like this

[lil-vibes]

all these two know how to do is put themselves in situations and then yearn afterwards smh 😔

[aimapandu]

Ignihyde Azul, what a nerd