#BLOCK AND MOVE ON BABY!!!!

[oceanwithouthermoon]

its actually insane to me how many people are willing to wholeheartedly believe that something is bad without knowing what it is 😭 if you have "proshippers dni" in your bio, i dont think youre a bad person but i do immediately assume youre a little stupid 😖 you guys get so caught up in associating a word with something you saw or something someone else told you, you dont realize youre literally saying "if youre anti-harassment, GET OFF MY BLOG 😝"

i get that the label has been watered down by people who just use it as an excuse to be shitty online and harass people under the guise of moral superiority, but those people are just freaks and by definition arent even proshippers 😭 so can we not like ENCOURAGE false information by making everyone in the world believe thats what a proshipper is

[gallusneve]

some asshole tried stealing a car that had a baby in it at walmart today so me and the dad hung onto the car, him trying to get his baby out of the carseat and I broke the idiot's nose while hanging onto the driver's door

ya girl dislocated her shoulder and wrist, got hit with butt of a gun on my face and sprained my leg so I'll try my best to still gif gay shit LOLOLOL

[chillinglikeashilling]

At some point when it is not 1 am on a work night I'm going to make a proper post about why I think people who are really enjoying the storytelling of Misfits and Magic 2 should give The Maid and the Crocodile by Jordan Ifueko a shot but the most concise pitch I can give you is that TMTC is also a story about a magical world undergoing a revolution, that explores themes about systems of power and the ways those systems work to exploit certain people to the benefit of others.

The main character Sade is literally disabled by these systems and her love interest/deuteragonist is an obnoxiously beautiful man who has literally cursed himself in pursuit of justice against these systems.

Also for everyone who liked the shadow possession thing- they have a magical bond that let's him feel her emotions, which is absolutely necessary because Sade would rather die than admit to being uncomfortable. In fact Sade's willingness to accept discomfort (and the willingness of the powerful to ask her and others like her to shoulder discomfort so they don't have to) plays a pretty big part in the story.

Lastly, and this is actually an appeal to all my fellow Bob stans from PoL, there are a lot of songs involved in the magic in this book and the audiobook narrator sings all of them. Not in a very polished, instrumental backed way but just in a way that feels true to someone making up a song on the spot.

It's a standalone story in the universe of author's main duology so there's more to explore if you want but it's not necessary to understand this book.

[antxnous]

Erm

[beautyinsteadofashes]

how i feel being in the drew/rafe fandom right now, being in my 30s and a more casual fan:

[atopvisenyashill]

absolutely not relevant but know yall will understand someone got outed in my rtv fandom for having some kinda weird kinks and now everyone is discoursing about how incest kinks are immoral and i'm out here like

[evelynpr]

Man it feels so healing moving all the people I follow to Tumblr and Bluesky. They sure aren't perfect but its so relieving I think I can finally properly quit Twitter. Genuinely it has been bad for my health and time so this is really damn nice.

[rewritingcanon]

angsty au: what if scorp just straight up left after harry didnt let him be friends with albus as a gryffindor? Like, just transferred to beaxbatons or some shit?

then cue albus sailing the seven seas to get him back again

[gretchensinister]

Maybe this is insensitive or whatever, but it's about fictional characters so deal.

I'm not caught up on Night Vale, but I'm well into the episodes where Cecil and Carlos have a son.

Have I missed the origin story of that kid? Sorry, but I really want to know. Usually choosing to have a kid is a big deal in a couple's life, and for a lot of m/m couples is not casual/easy.

Someone gave birth to that kid (or not, I mean this is Night Vale, but that would be a story, too). Was it Cecil? Carlos? In a trans way or in a Night Vale cis mpreg way?

Was there a surrogate? Was the surrogate a character we know? Did they just adopt? Why was there no bit about the Night Vale adoption process?

Was the kid given to them by some Night Valean type stork creature? Did the Faceless Old Woman leave him in their house one day? (And still, where did the kid come from in that case???)

I KNOW the socially correct thing to do when seeing a real life couple with a baby where it's not obvious someone could give birth is to say nothing about it, and IN REAL LIFE I would say nothing.

But Cecil and Carlos and the kid are fictional and every time that kid comes up I feel like I missed a big important part of the story.

HAS it come up? Is it SUPPOSED to be a mystery listeners are curious about? Or are we supposed to treat Cecil and Carlos as though they are real and politely NOT be curious?

This is low-key keeping me from wanting to catch up on Night Vale because I feel like a bad person for wanting to know where the stupid kid came from.

[bardicjustice]

I really love Herald having Sidestep as his hero and the reason he was inspired to become a hero/Ranger, and Sidestep not giving a single fuck about him. the funniest fucking dynamic

[br1ghtestlight]

this is so funny to me actually bcuz this is 100% how i talk abt my characters ages. i know what YEAR they were born and i know what rheir ages are supposed to be at the start of the story but i dont actually know when it takes place?? im really bad at math. There was a moment where rainbow was supposed to be 23 and i somehow accidentally made her 17 lmfao

[pinkeoni]

if you don't wanna see st posts on the dash then dont follow st blogs?????

[livetogether--diealone]

What do you mean Lewis to Ferrari it's a real thing

[peachzin]

every once in a while when I post adasou to twt I get some randos quote retweeting and commenting as if I’ve like come out as adasou shipper and I’ve done this huge betrayal and they can’t believe they were ever following me and it’s like girl my likes r public my media tab has past adasou fanart I’ve done and I have retweeted Several Adasou Pieces throughout my time on twt idk what else to do for u to understand that I might enjoy adasou

[glitterstarly]

BECAUSE IT'S THE ANIVERSARY OF MY PARENTS

AND BECAUSE I WASN'T PLANNING TO UPDLOAD THIS YET BUT I SAY FUCK IT LET'S DO IT

I AM HONORED TO SHARE WITH U

MY GUAPODUO AU WHERE CELLBIT ARRIVES LATER TO THE ISLAND AND FIND LITTLE HOPE AND ADOPTS HER AND BECAME PAI DE MENINA AND THEN THEY BECAME A HAPPY FAMILY OF 4 BUT YOU CAN'T READ THAT YET BECAUSE I'M COOKING MY WAY ONTO THAT POINT AND IT'S GONNA TAKE A WHILE BC I LOVE SLOWBURN AND ALSO THERE'S DRAMA AND HORROR IN THE MEANTIME??!?! 

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Summary:

In another life, in another universe, the course of things may be very different from how they originally happened. For Detective Cellbit, appearing in the middle of a desert, with no memory of how he got there in the first place, and finding a baby dragon as lost and alone as him was not in his plans, nor was being chased by faceless creatures as white as the snow, or that a pretty Mexican and his mischievous little dragon took him to a place with so many secrets and mysteries, hidden behind robotic laughs, grieving parents and flying codes.

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 Or, an AU where Bobby is resurrected after the rescue mission, causing Cellbit to arrive on the island, Hope is found and dark secrets lead the inhabitants of Quesadilla Island to search for a way out of that damned place

[birbgalaxy]

i lost my stride lol 💪