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Paris lesbian club, 1934

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would you sacrifice yourself to let a better version of you live your life in your place?

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My foster dog’s adventures in motherhood

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I’m so terribly sorry to other motorists on the road at night but it turns out that I am hopelessly selfish and I care a great deal more about my car not going eighty miles an hour in the event that a deer should leap out of the darkened forest and into my path than I do about your pressing need to arrive at the stoplight fifteen seconds sooner

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Full names and details of every man who was convicted of raping Gisèle Pelicot. The list includes 50 men who could be identified, besides Gisèle's husband, ranging in age from 27 to 74. Among them are a firefighter, a journalist, a nurse, a construction worker, and a prison guard. Most have families of their own, and only about half had previous convictions.

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TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR!!??

UGHH!!

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it's hilariously incongruous that the Byzantine grand chamberlain seems to have been an actual manservant in addition to a functional prime minister

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I ❤️ contributing to low birth rates

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ever since i was a little girl i always dreamed of becoming a provincial warlord

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the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

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A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

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Less magic schools. More magic universities. Unlearn the simplified models of your secondary education. Discover how to reference scrolls written by a wizard possessed by a different wizard. Identify bias in the voices that whisper from beyond the veil. Have your institution be accused of promoting a Merlinist agenda. Become addicted to energy potions.

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i think the thing that's most annoying about tiktok honestly is literally just that it forces everything to be delivered in video format even when the visual element is like. a person greenscreened in front of an article talking about it. like that should be a text post unimpeachably and it really sucks the fun out of even being a hater im not going to sit through 3 minutes of this person's glitchy floating face for a paragraph of inflammatory lies i could have read and laughed at in 45 seconds flat. congratulations on coming up with the only media format more superfluous than the wikipedia research podcast complex

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My conduct this year landed me on Santa Claus's fabled and controversial "Kill-at-all-Costs" List. Turns out the reason the big man and his people don't exercise that option more often is that they really aren't good at following through on it. Well outside their core competency. He's delegated to the elves, and they've got this ingrained assembly-line mindset that doesn't translate at all to the adaptable and fluid mindset needed for siege breaking. They just haven't adjusted their playbook at all from when they're doing rote deliveries. Armed Elves have been rappelling down my chimney one at a time into the roaring fire I've kept going nonstop for the last week. They haven't even thought to try my front door yet. Whole house smells like peppermint, which it turns out is what burnt elf meat smells like. Thought I was being super clever putting cyanide-laced almond milk out with the cookies as a last line of defense, but none of them have made it even the scant few feet to the side table where that's sitting. At the rate things are going the real danger is that I'm gonna forget what I did with that and accidentally drink it myself while I'm watching the show