#BITES YOU BITES YOU

[zilluzion]

my favourite thanksgiving snack is YOUR ARM

monthly reward for crumble! thank you for supporting me <3

[puppetgearing]

⋆꙳𝜗𝜚 :: 𝓹𝓾𝓹𝓹𝓮𝓵𝓰𝓮𝓪𝓻 — ( historical au. )

"what do you take me for, an idiot?" scaramouche barked out, the upper part of his shoe pressing down against the crotch of the so called 'spy'. though— what kind of spy would allow themselves to get caught inside the very room of the person you're spying on?

niko would ... and this is precisely why niko was currently staying silent. he spent enough time inside this manor to know that one wrong answer could result in his head rolling on the floor. so as much as he would like to keep his head— he couldn't help the desire to understand that unfamiliar look swarming inside his eyes, a look that had been lingering between them for a while.

"i don't remember the word idiot leaving my mouth, scara." niko sighed, this position feeling more and more odd as the minutes passed.

"crown prince. it's crown prince scaramouche to you now." scaramouche grumbled as he stepped further into his crotch— causing niko to yelp at the sudden movement, flashing a quick glare at the 'prince'. "and you didn't need to utter a word, your actions today proved enough." he stated with crossed arms before leaning closer and lifting niko's chin with his index finger. he spent a minute inspecting his scrunched face as his mind finally recognized why the auburn's face happened to be oh so familiar.

"since this spy mission of yours has gone to shit, why not help me?" the prince mocked, tapping against the chin of the duke's son who currently gave him bewildered look.

"you." he smiled with false glee. "you're gonna make me king."

XIXI I AM GOING TO GRAB YOU AND SHAKE YOU LIKE A MILKSHAKE

[infection-zone]

Teethers

[spoonzieofficial]

HELP IM SOBBING WTF SHES CALLED PEN HELP ME HELP I LOVE HER THOUGH

AHHHHHHHUDFSHJKDVAGJ

[gayleafpool]

LEAF LOOK UP "OTHERKIN" ON SPOTIFY ITS A WOLFKIN PLAYLIST BITES YOU SHAKES YOU

OTHER PEOPLE HAVE MADE WEREWOLF PLAYLISTS TOO???

[xluciifer]

CHOMP! Niffty bites him right on the pinky! It's within reaching distance, it's basically asking to get bit.

⸺ ❝ Hey there, uh... kinda need that finger ya know, any time now would be great. ❞

[swanscumz]

That was me, bestie. I have Shadow Banned months ago and Tumbled site isn't doing shit about it. I had written that I've gotten that Anon hate very long time ago.

- Badger

I’ll kill them guhhh….

[lavenderrosu]

your amboo is the best id blow up planet Earth for her

YOUR GLITCH IS SO PRETTY BEAUTIFUL (GENDER NEAUTRAL)

also all your rooms people: ARE SOOOOO PRETTY PRETTYY PRETTYY PRETTYYYTT PRETTY ESPECAILLY A-120 AND A-60 LIKE OOOOUGH /SIMPING

also your rush reminds me of Emilio cuz that mf loves to eat meat and so does my little rascal so like BESTIES

YOUR AMBOO AND MY RUSH: BESTIES

YOUR GLITCH AND MY RUSH: BESTIES

POSITIVE RAMBLING CUZ EVERYTIME I SEE YOU POP UP ON MY TIMELINE IM LIKE “I MUST TELL HER HOW MUCH I LOVE HER AU AND THE VERY SPECIFIC CHARACTERS I LIKE FROM IT” HWHWHWH

AAAUUUGGGGHHHHHHH

[fellhellion]

Letterboxed reviewers calling Katia’s beautiful sentiment of wanting to always walk beside her husband when they studied active volcanoes so if anything ever went irreversibly wrong they’d be together “het nonsense” is going to be my joker moment

[honeylover]

Tabitha Tabitha Tabitha Tabitha Tabitha Tabitha Tabitha Tabitha Tabitha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[swan2swan]

Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

[marlynnofmany]

Add another one to the list of hilarious examples of why generative AI doesn't produce correct answers, just statistically likely ones.

(Customers asked for how-to videos, which the company doesn't have. The AI chatbot decided that a million internet users linking to this video after similar requests couldn't be wrong.)

[lastoneout]

I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

[riodoesstuff]

/POSITIVE

do you ever see a person and you are overcome with incredible fondness? and you just think "oh." but not in a romantic or sexual way you are just filled with warmth and it makes you happy, it just does. and you think "i'm so happy you exist. i'm happy you are somewhere out there in the world, doing your thing". it's love but also not entirely

like people are lovely and i feel it in my entire chest like a burning candle that smells like roses and a sunny day

[wolfsong-the-bloody-beast]

I wonder how many heart-attacks Blackwall and Solas have per day when Cole is around.