#BITE HIS HEAD OFF

[14dayswithyou]

So after reading about Teo biting mc neck to the point of bleeding a bit how would he react to an mc with a really ticklish neck so when he did it a very loud laugh came out?

"You're seriously laughing right now?" Teo shoots you an incredulous look as he pulls himself away from your neck. "Looks like I'll need to find something big enough to shut that pretty little mouth of your up."

[brightlotusmoon]

It's a gummy.

Repeat: GUMMY.

...come on, minds, let's skip through the gutter together!

[sucking-profile-characters-toes]

AHHH HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY TO MY SUGAR BOOGER <3 MY POOKIE MY LITTLE SKEEMPIE EEMPIE, MY IDIOT, MY DUMB DUMB MAN

[glow-worms-are-believers]

Dp x dc idea: Haunted House

Danny goes into a haunted rollercoaster ride and unknowingly sits next to Tim Drake. They take off and Danny gets so scared at some point that he phases right out of his seat. It’s sorta ok since they’re in the dark and stuff so nobody sees him, but the ride is over before Danny can get back on and he just goes like "welp fuck this, imma dip and hope for the best". Tim finishes the ride and realizes the guy that was beside him is gone. Like the restraint and belt is still there but there’s no more guy. And Tim is like "am I going crazy right now??" And the workers don’t remember Danny coz they do this ride like 100 times a day. Maybe later on, as Tim is walking around the amusement park in a daze, he sees Danny walking around like normal but there’s so many people he loses sight of him in the crowd, and once again nobody can corroborate they even saw Danny coz y’know it’s a crowd. 

So now Tim’s convinced there’s a ghost haunting the amusement park and he’s determined to solve the murder(?) that may or may not have happened here and give the ghost some peace.

[thatswhatsushesaid]

once again, it is monday……. a human rights violation

[andy-clutterbuck]

requested by Anons

[temeyes]

they way you draw gaz makes me wanna encase him in a lollipop he’s such a silly little goober !!

sticky and sweet is he!!

[skywerse]

I had them for only a day, but they're the silliest ever

[fluffs-n-stuffs]

Thinking about Terapagos' beef with Amethio tonight

[kaexii7]

.˚⊹ ⁺‧( *´꒳`*)‧⁺ ⊹˚. more albedo ♡♡♡

[crybaby-bkg]

cw: mentions of being on birth control, mention of maybe getting pregnant, scent kink

have you guys ever heard of like…..being attracted to someone’s smell which means you’ll pair together really well??? and there have been cases where people get off birth control and it intensifies the smell and either makes it completely unbearable or even fucking better for the person??? okay THAT but with Bakugou…….,,,

you’re on birth control for whatever reason, and you’ve always pretty much liked his smell. it’s always been distant scents of caramel, a little sharp twang of spice whenever he comes home sweaty. and usually, you’ll let him chase you around the house while you laugh about him needing a shower because he stinks—but it’s all in jest.

and maybe, after a couple years of being with him, you get off of it for whatever reason—you wanna get pregnant, or it’s not serving you anymore, or you just don’t wanna be on it for any longer. and there’s—there’s a certain shift in the air whenever you’re around him.

you feel like a fuckin cat in heat when you stand near him, always pressing your face against the slickest parts of his skin. your nose buried in his palms, pressing sweet and gentle kisses to the hardened skin.

and Bakugou doesn’t understand what the fuck is going on with you, or why you always want to lay in his armpit, but he doesn’t complain much. even when he catches you huffing his dirty workout tanks and wearing his already worn boxers around the house.

but you can’t help it!! you just wanna bathe in his scent—now slick and honeyed and cinnamon—until you pass out from forgetting to exhale. and you’re such a perv about it that he can’t help but tease you—for licking the sweat from his collarbones whenever he’s on top of you. for inhaling where his scent lays stronger on the skin beneath his balls. for burying your nose in his pits whenever he stretches in the morning.

calls you his sick little pervert, getting off to his sweat, tells you how nasty you are for liking something so depraved. but your shame has abandoned you—all you care about and crave is his scent covering you in every way, shape, and form.

[hitrone]

hate this guy

[schrodingersjigsaw]

Dear god. None of the words I’m thinking are in the Bible.

[thornguts]

i love this dude seriously

[purpletrashsnake]

Beach Bear posting again

Smacking my desk with my hands

[finncakes]

"I'd be up shit's creek by myself. I was by myself. It's not great."

"Yeah. No, it's not."