#BIG TIDDY FOR THE WIN

[ask-ljackxjeff]

Para L.jack: si jeff fuera mujer te gustaría que sea tetona o plana o medio?

Para jeff la misma pregunta pero con de L.jack

Anon: To L.jack: If Jeff were a woman would you like her to be busty or flat or medium? To jeff the same question but with L.Jack's.

L.J.: Well, Jeffy is always going to be Jeffy. So that doesn't matter. Jeff: GIANT TITS.

[princessdimondheart]

Y/N: Simon?

Ghost: Yes, love?

Y/N: Can you come here for a second?

Ghost: yeah *goes to where Y/N is standing*

Y/N: sit on the couch *nudges him*

Ghost: *sits, confused* what is it?

Y/N: *places hands behind his neck and pulls his head closer* just come here

Y/N: *proceeds to shove Simon’s face into her well endowed bosom.*

Ghost: ?? Ghost: *muffled* ummm, ‘hat’s the poin’ of thiss luv?

Y/N: ssssshhhhhhh

Ghost: hah?? *tries to pull away*

Y/N: *shoves his face deeper into her boobs*

Y/N: sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh

Ghost: ….. *mentally: okaayyy* *gives up and relaxes*

Ghost: *tightens his arms around Y/N* *cuddles his face further in her breasts*

Ghost: *slides his hands down* *squeezes her ass with both hands* mmmmhh

Masterlist

[sapphicfroots]

Big tiddy lesbian girlfriend reporting for duty ✨

[howaboutsomeschmolly]

How good the TLU cast is with children?

The Lady Amalthea: not so good. Kids are naturally drawn to her, but she is mostly indifferent to them. She kinda shares their sense of newness to the world, even though hers is more of a dreadful feeling rather one of wonder. Does not like loud noises so being around energetic kids is exausting and stressful. Does not lash out but gets withdrawn, 0 attempts to interact.

Molly: the Ultimate Mom, 0 doubts. Loving, nurturing, adores children of all ages. Are you alone and hungry? Molly’s your mum now! Always ready with a kind, reassuring word, food, and affection. Maybe too tired to play sometimes (give poor Molly a break, she has already so much physical work to do!) but never dismissive. Authoritative enough to keep the most troublesome kids in line without too much of a fuss.

Schmendrick: cool uncle/big brother vibes. He is used to be around children (carnival wizard, anyone?), very at ease with them and prone to keep an eye on unattended children and to "babysit" them. Playful and ready to perform tricks to keep the kiddos entertained, knows a lot of stories and fairytales, extremely patient and surprisingly good at keeping unruly children at bay. Of course, he is petty enough to give the most misbehaving ones back to their parents with a nice, extra-sugary drink and a kazoo...

Prince Lir: loves children and likes to hang with them. Extremely popular among kids for roughousing and other energetic games. Likes to feel like "one of the gang", but sometimes he is not sure how to behave and has very little practical sense or knowledge of kids' needs. Very easy for him to be walked all over by children and to lose control of a situation, ending up with kids doing whatever they want.

King Haggard: kids don't make him happy.

Mommy Fortuna: has 2 attitudes towards children. 1) she likes to scare them; 2) think children labour laws are way too strict!

The tree: ... that's not suitable for children, the fuck is wrong with you?!?

[redlegumes]

So I just got out of the US early imax showing of

Godzilla Minus One

And it was delightful

What I wasn't expecting was this version of Godzilla's MASSIVE TIDDES

This image undersells them

Here's a statue

During one city attack, the shot is looking up and those things were just heaving over the audience - I can't find a screen cap of it yet

I need for everyone to see it and report back on whether I'm crazy or not

[mistertemporaryman]

If I could Mandela Effect the world, I'd make it Torta Tuesday and it would be about fat latinas posting themselves

or sandwiches

[trumpvance2024]

[sapphicfroots]

So much extra to play with. Come cuddle me like your favorite stuffy. 🧸

[love-and-books320]

it’s so hard when I wanna be coquette but my titties r too big for those cute lil tops

[therealcocoshady]

FACTS.

If he asked nicely, I’d give him a Super Bowl trophy 🏆❤️

Of course Em looking all cute and pleading with football players brought them to their first playoff win in 32 years.

I mean

He's irresistible

[partiallysame]

listen…johnny doesn’t know what kind of siren magic you work on him but he truly can’t explain how you calling him a good boy immediately has his body hard and raring to go. price will tell him “good lad” when johnny makes a particularly good shot or something of the like and yeah it gives his praise kink the warm fuzzies but when you call him a good boy??? it takes everything in him not to drop to his knees for you right then and there. but kyle finds it particularly entertaining and stimulating on the rare occasions when johnny manages to get under your skin. you and johnny are always fighting for dominance (you win more often than not but you also know johnny lets you win sometimes bc he enjoys letting you take the reins) but oh what a glorious day it is when he finds out you have a praise kink just as bad as he does when you’re with price. the first time you sleep with 141 as a group johnny gets a front row seat to how desperate you are for price’s praises, how soft you become for his sweet words even as he ruins you, and johnny holds onto that knowledge for dear life. he’ll throw it in your face occasionally when you two are fighting for control and it makes you fight even more fiercely bc you’re embarrassed and damn if seeing you all flustered and embarrassed doesn’t get both johnny and kyle hard as steel.

ppl sleep on how much of a silent menace price is. without fail he disarms you and has you letting your guard down with his sweet words and promises of being nicer than kyle yet every time you’re fucked so good you can barely remember your own name and even though kyle is “the mean one” you walk away with enough price hand shaped bruises to paint a visual map of all the ways he took you.

my left tiddie is telling me that simon and kyle love treating you like a fuck toy. (my left tiddie is the honest one) they toss you around, fuck you like you stole something from them, and just say the nastiest filthiest stuff about you as if you’re not even there. and the bad part is they know how much you love it. the way you tighten around them when they’re being mean and rough, the whimpers of pleasure when they hit that spot just right, the gasp of air when their big hands wrap around your neck…yeah they enjoy ruining you. but even more than that, they enjoy the aftercare and putting you back together just so they can do it all over again

Preachhhhhh

Now I’m picturing Kyle laughing at you and Johnny in the heat of a compliment and praise war trying to out praise the other

[unholybacon355]

Kinktober Day 13 - Hirai Momo x M! Reader

Kinktober Masterlist

Momo is hot as hell, there is no doubt about that. She always catches the eye with her spectacular body. Wherever she goes, always someone is turning her head to take a proper look at her. She’s hot and she knows it and embraces it. How could she not know it when is always receiving compliments?. She’s hot as fuck and you love it too.

There always was the discussion about if her big round ass or her large breast was her most desired body part. You always listened to people talking about that in the hallways or in the bathroom. Of course everybody wants to fuck Momo, she’s the it girl of the campus. And you want it too., but she’s out of your league. 

Yeah, she’s a gymnast and you are part of the football team, but she’s still so out of your league. This can’t be the classical sport romance because she’s very popular and no one pays attention to you. Yes you’re on the football team, but you aren’t really playing. You had been benched almost the entire season till today when the injuries of your teammates allowed you to finally jump to the field. 

You were really fine with that, at least touching the field was good for you. Damn you love this sport, but sadly you aren't that good at it. Otherwise you would be on the titular team. But sometimes people get lucky, maybe something moves in the universe to make a poor bastard like you happy once in a while just to keep things balanced. And you were the lucky one today when in the final minute of the game out of pure adrenaline rush you were able to sack the enemy quarterback on their own end zone, practically winning a tied game.

Immediately everybody was shouting your name and rising you to the sky. You were today's heroe. And that leads to where you are now. At the bedroom of someone that you don’t even know, with your pants around your knees and the girls of your dream half naked kneeling in front of you. 

This was one of the many parties to which you were dragged tonight. Of course everybody wants to have the hero at their party, and your captains were shure you that you attended every party around the campus that night. Till you ended up in this house, very drunk, and in some magic way crossing paths with Momo. She was kinda drunk too and for some reason was also very happy to meet the new college heroe. Maybe because beside her almost no one brings joy to this university in sports. Yes, she wasn't just hot but also a champion.

Then things are blurry in your memory. Maybe you were dragged into a drinking game, and maybe you also ended up doing that stupid “Seven minutes in heaven “ game with Momo, you are seriously too drunk to remember if that really happened. But if it happened probably that was what led to this. 

You were kissing Momo in the hallway on the second floor, and touching her in a very inappropriate way, when you kicked a random door and both entered the room, shutting the door behind you. Things quickly escalated but sadly you didn't have a single condom with you. Why would you have one if you aren't getting laid in the first place? So Momo decided to reward you with something special instead. That's why she was on her knees with her torso naked, and spitting on her tits to make them slippery.

At this very moment in your opinion the discussion about Momo’s tiddies versus her ass is finished. Her boobs were by far the biggest you had ever seen in person. They are like twoo fucking ships on the middle of the sea, moving at a discontinuous and not symmetric passe while Momo is spreading her saliva between them. One coming up when the other is coming down at the rhythm of her breath and hands. You were frankly amazed by the size of her breast. 

Momo bites her lower lips looking at you in a sexy but shy way. “I don’t do this with anyone.” And you knew that was true, there isn’t a single rumor about her sleeping with anyone or hooking up at parties. In fact you weren't sure if a sports strat like her was even attending these kinds of parties, and that made you feel even luckier. “But you seem to be nice.” That and also that both of you are very drunk right now. 

Momo wraps her fingers around your shaft stroking you and spreading her saliva over you too, that is until your dick is wet and shiny. You desperately need her to suck you, to feel her warm mouth around your meat, but instead your reward is another. Momo puts your shaft between her monumental tits and uses her hand to push them together. Her boobs are so big that your tip is barely visible over the crack of her cleavage. God, obviously her tits are better than her ass.  

And then the fun begins. Momo uses her hands to move her massive breasts up and down, sending you immediately to heaven. The feeling is amazing, your shaft is surrounded by the soften skiing ever had been. And her boobs are so soft that seem like you’re fucking cotton candy. You feel on the clouds.

“Does it feel good?” All you can elaborate as an answer is a moan because everything feels so amazing. To be honest you haven't had action in a while, so at this point everything should feel amazing. But you know this is different, you know that her tits are casting some kind of spell over you. Otherwise why is your shaft so hard right now? 

You’re praying for this to not be a dream. You're thanking the universe to allow you to make that play and end this night like this, with the girls of your dream stroking your dick with her tits. And Oh God! what a great job she’s doing. Momo’s hand never stops moving her boobs, maintaining your shaft sealed between them and maximizing your pleasure. All you can do is moan and look at her with a freshly discovered passion. 

Momo isn’t just hot as fuck but also so damn beautifull. Her delicate features  always capture your attention, and now seeing her with her mouth open spitting more saliva over her tits to maintain them lubricated,  feels like an extra reward to you. You don’t even want that blowjob anymore, that feels out of please now. It feels like an abuse of your luck to want something more from her, because this is already so amazing.

 Momo is panting with the effort of moving her tits up and down, and even like that she looks beautiful.  She is like an angel with big boobs, but still like an angel. Even with her tongue out to let her saliva drip over her tits she looks so damn beautiful in your eyes. Well, not for nothing she’s the most desired girl on the campus.

You let her do what she wants with your shaft, and obviously she has a lot of control over her body. After all she’s and gymnastic start, she clearly knows how to move her body and what to do with every single one of her muscles, and that includes her big boobs.The waves that her fat tits create over your dick, stimulating you to a new level of pleasure,  is more than you can mange. 

“I-I-I’m… Clo-Clooooseee.” You warn her but all what Momo does is increase the pace of her movement, and pushes her tits even closer together, sending you over the edge of your climax. Your dick spills thick ropes of semen over her breast, covering her entire chest with your white and sticky fluid. Flooding her big tits with your seed and making it even easier for her to milk you using your semen as lubricant too. You shoot your load over her massive boobs covering that beautifull mole on her left tiddie, and even drop your semen over her hard light tea big nipples.

“What a mess we made.” Momo said panting and giggling once she set free your shaft from the warm and soft embrace of her boobs. “Can you find me something to clean myself?” Add while trying to gather your semen with her hands but all what she is doing is just spreading it more over her chest. 

You are still amazed by what just happened. You can’t think straight like if you were in some kind of trance, and without realizing what you are doing you take off your shirt and you give it to her. After a few minutes her tits are clean and you put your shirt on again, now stained with your own milk. You’re still in a trance, still very drunk and in disbelief. 

You're thinking of asking for her number, maybe if you're lucky enough another kiss. But you also think this is already too much. In the end what would you pursue asking for her number? What more could obtain from her a drunk loser that is wearing a shirt stained with his fresh semen? But you still have to do it. If it isn't tonight when again would you have the chance to meet the most desired girl on the campus? Maybe the hotter and more desired girl in the entire city you correct yourself.

[omniscientpenguininatutu]

I love how The Punisher's chest is so big that she has to start using a belt to tie them down

Also big win for YJH tiddy belt enjoyers!!!

[impishtubist]

so Harry is bringing Cedric home to meet Sirius and Remus for the first time. he’s obviously very excited, but the thing is - he doesn’t know Cedric had a huge crush on Remus when he was DADA professor. Cedric also doesn’t that Harry may possibly have the teeniest tiniest thing for his godfather (honestly it’s not a big deal.) so Cedric rocks up for dinner to find Remus in an unusually fancy shirt (sugar daddy gift), welcoming him in with a smile and a hug, and looking like he’s never been happier to see anyone in his life. Sirius is lounging over the sofa, glass of wine in hand, tiddies FULLY out. what happens next…….

So Harry definitely has a little tiny crush on his godfather in every universe, and honestly everyone's just accepted it. I don't know if Harry is fully aware of it himself, but Remus and Sirius (and all the Weasleys) have definitely picked up on it and think it's cute actually. But the point is, this is just Harry's State Of Being and it's not a big deal, like you said. He does groan a bit when he sees Sirius Tits Out Black (and also blushes, which no one comments on), because Sirius, come on, his boyfriend is coming over for dinner!!! Put on a shirt like Remus did!!!!

Unfortunately, Remus's shirt is the problem, as they find out after Cedric arrives. Cedric goes beet-red at Remus's warm greeting and it doesn't get better from there. Cedric, who is cool as a cucumber all the time, even in the early days when he was first weighing whether or not to ask Harry out, cannot function when faced with his crush. He loves Harry very much!!!!! He just can't help it that he keeps tripping over his words at dinner whenever Remus speaks to him, and blushing furiously whenever Remus pays him a compliment.

Harry teases him about it mercilessly after it's over. Cedric never lives it down. Harry holds it over him forever and uses it to his advantage: "oh, you're upset that I left my socks laying all around the flat? well, remember how you have a crush on my stepdad???" So, Cedric never wins an argument ever again.

[voidsentprinces]

I am...annoyed that those voting on the Oscars didn't have to previously watch all the movies they voted on per category in order for them to win. The Academy Awards is going to be 100 years old in four years. That is nearly ONE-HUNDRED FUCKING YEARS of them not having to actually see the shit they are voting on! ONLY IN THE YEAR OF OUR BIG TIDDIE GOTH BOYFRIEND 2025 ARE DO THEY HAVE TO SEE THE MOVIE TO VOTE ON IT! FUCK THIS PLACE!

[nicolezaridze]

i just went through a ROUGH 2 days of like, really intense emotional turmoil BUT during this time i drew 5 sketchbook pages worth of this new character i made who is a woman in a full body latex suit with big tiddies and she loves honey mustard and her name is root so. i think that's a win honestly