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L.J.:You know what? It’s almost New Year, Jeffy.

Jeff: Wow… That's terrible. I don't give a fuck.

L.J.: We're going to do something for New Year, right??!

Jeff: O-Of course, honey! Whatever you want!!

Continuación en Twitter(X).

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July 25 is my birthday can i get a happy birthday:))

L.J.: It's time to celebrate!

L.J.: ¡Feliz cumpleaños!

Jeff: Congrats, Anon.

Jeff: Sí, sí... Lo que sea, bebito.

Jeff: Happy Birthday, ¨Gorrito¨.

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Buscando al responsable del Tumblr

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Feliz Pascua

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Feliz Navidad

L.J.: ¿Hey Jeff? ¿Es esto realmente para Navidad? Jeff: Uhh... ¿Sí?

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Feliz día de la carne

Recuerden niños, si esta caliente y los mira, es carne. No duden, solo coman.

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El juego aún no ha terminado.

L.Jack: Ni crean que pueden deshacerse de nosotros con tanta facilidad.

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Jack,alguna vez viste a liu?

Anon: Jack, have you ever seen Liu?

L.J.: Sí, lo he hecho. ¿Por qué?

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Happy Valentine´s Day

L.J.: ¡Feliz día de San Valentin!

Jeff: Si, si. Feliz lo que sea.

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Para los 2.-hacen ejercicio durante esta pandemia para no engorda?

Anon: Do you exercise during this pandemic so you don't get fat?

Jeff: Sí, todos los días a las 5 a.m.

L.J.: Jeff es mi ejercicio favorito.

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Alguna vez reflexiónaron sobre lo que hicieron?

Anon Ask: Have you ever reflected on what you have done?

Jeff: Reflect? Do you believe we think? L.J.: Exactly.

Anon: How silly the lovebirds are. They forgot I'm here.

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Happy Crappy Shitty Year

Feliz año de mierda

Bueno, aquí estamos de nuevo. Siempre es un PLACER.

Otro año más cumpliendo la tradición de dar flores a los MENTIROSOS.

Liu: Olvidaste las flores. (You forgot the flowers.)

Jeff: Oh, mierda. Es verdad. (Oh, fuck. That’s right.)

Liu: También córtate el maldito pelo. Pareces un mendigo. (Also, get a damn haircut. You look like a beggar.)

Jeff: -Suspiro.- Sí. (Yes)

Liu: Él está realmente intenso este año. (He is really intense this year, huh)

Jeff: Es lindo. ❤️ (He cute❤️)

—Español / (English) —

Razón por la que esto NO está terminado:

(I have done this thing 3 times. The first time the file got corrupted, the second time when I tried to save it, it closed everything and left me with this sketch. The third time, I was finally able to finish it and the computer decided not to turn on anymore. Liu can go fuck himself, and so can Jack.)

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Para Jeff.-Como te llevas con Jeff the hugger?

Para L.jack.-como te llevas con Jocker Jack?

(Sus versiones happypasta)

Anon ask: To Jeff: How do you get along with Jeff the hugger? To L.jack.-How do you get along with Jocker Jack? (Your happypasta versions)

Jeff The Hugger: ¡H0o0la! Jeff The Killer: Que cosa horrible. Jeff The Hugger: ¡Que cruel! 💔

L.J.: Ellos te lastimarán. ¿No lo ves? Ellos te abandonarán. Te usarán. Te atrapan en una caja y te tiran a un lado. Te mentirán. PARA ELLOS SOMOS JUGUETES.

Jeff The Killer: ♡ Oh, mierda.♡ Ese es mi hombre.♡♡♡ Jeff The Hugger: ¡Oh no! ¡No peleen! Otra vez.

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Puppet Jack

No tiene pito, jaja.

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Para Jeff: Alguna vez intestaste ser el activo en el delicioso o solo eres pasivo? :0 (Necesito un abrazo :c.. quien me da uno?)

Anon Ask: Did you ever try to be the active in the act or are you just passive? :0 (I need a hug :c... who gives me one?)

Jeff: How funny, a dead clown. Jeff: Hugging you would mean death.

*Jeff rejects the hug, but gives you a hotdog of human flesh and a pat on the head*.

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Según Jeff, intentaste todo para escapar de Jack, ¿Pero intentaste devolverlo a su caja?

Anon Ask: According to Jeff, you tried everything to escape from Jack, but did you try to put him back in his box?

Jeff: I did and I never felt so damn humiliated. It was super frustrating to watch him crack as I swallowed my anger.

Ben: You guys just don't know. This guy threw it as a pokeball.

Jeff: Who told you?

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Alguna vez Jack ha sido el pasivo en la cama? Y si es así ¿Cómo sucedió?

 Anon ask: Has Jack ever been the passive one in bed, and if so, how did it happen?

Jeff:  So far, 2 methods are useful.

Jeff: Number one, dress up.

Jeff:Number two, pamper him. Jeff: What the hell are you doing? L.J.: I get dressed to swim in the lake with Sally. :^D