ask-ljackxjeff

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amo el nombre de tu blog JSJSJSJ

Anon ask: I love the name of your blog JSJSJSJSJJ

L.J.: We want them anonymous askers too. Jeff does too but he would never admit to such a thing.

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Alguna vez a l.jack le salieron caries por sus dulces?

Anon ask: Did L.Jack ever get cavities from his candy?

L.J.: I have no idea what that is.

L.J.: Pero tengo mis amigos. ¿Te gustan? Jeff: Motherfucker! What the fuck did I tell you about bugs?!

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Jack, ¿Porque siempre traes el cierre abierto?(?

Anon ask: Jack, why do you always bring the zipper open?(?)

L.J.: And what's wrong with that? Anon?

L.J.: Oh, don't you have enough fun with me?

L.J.: Or… Maybe Anon doesn't want to be my friend anymore. But it doesn't matter, that can be fixed. Jeff: You should run or whatever. I'm not getting involved.

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Is jeffs hair a wig?

Anon pregunta: ¿El pelo de Jeff es una peluca?

Jeff: ¿Realmente piensas que esto es una peluca? Tardé años tratando de que creciera.

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Drunk Jeff

Jeff: ¡Tus manos son tan grandes! Y cálidas... Quiero que sean mi almohada.

Este dibujo es de la época donde pensaban que esto era una relación sana, jajaja. 

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31 de febrero - February 31

Jeff: Hey, Jack! L.J.: Yeah? Jeff: Can you come here? L.J.: Coming!

L.J.: Tell me, Jeff? Jeff: ... There's something I wanted to tell you…

L.J.: Is there something going on, Jeff? You look a little nervous.

Jeff: I just wanted to tell you that if I die I hope to be able to meet you again on a February 31.

Jeff: If anyone says anything to the balloonhead, I'll kill them.

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Por que tienes la bufanda de liu?

Que le hiciste?👀

Anon ask: Why do you have Liu's scarf? What did you do 👀?

L.J.: Scarf? What scarf???

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Hay algo que les disgusta entre ustedes?

Anon ask: Is there anything you dislike about each other?

L.J.: Nothing! Jeff: THE insects.

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Para jeff: tuviste alguna pareja antes de jack?

Anon ask: To Jeff: Did you have any partners before Jack?

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Então... vocês já pensaram em vir pro Brasil? Se sim, NÃO VENHAM!!! As coisas andam difíceis aqui, ainda mais pra qualquer um que fuja do "normal" pode acabar... bem, vocês já devem saber...

Anon: So… have you ever thought about coming to Brazil? If so, DO NOT COME!! Things are difficult here, especially for anyone who escapes the "normal" it can end… well, you may already know…

Anon en español: Así que… ¿Alguna vez pensaste en venir a Brasil? Si es así, ¡¡NO VENGAS!! Las cosas son difíciles aquí, especialmente para cualquiera que escape de lo "normal" puede terminar… Bueno, puede que ya lo sepas…

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Have jack ever met his Jeffs cousin?

Anon pregunta: ¿Ha conocido Jack al primo de Jeff?

L.J.: Cousin? You have a cousin? Jeff: Where did you get that from, Jack?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING DRESSED LIKE THAT?!

Jeff: Huh.. No estas usando bragas. -Le toma fotos-

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L.jack como actúas en tus momentos de descontrol?

Anon ask: L.jack, how do you act in your moments of lack of control?

L.J.: Out of control moment? What does it mean?

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Para L.jack.-Tengo entendido que tu y Jill se llevan bien,pero que pasaría si ella matara a jeff?¿que harías?

Anon ask: To L.jack.- I understand that you and Jill get along well, but what would happen if she killed jeff? what would you do? Anon ask: If Jill killed jeff, what would you do to her?

L.J.: ¡¿Qué quieres decir?! ¡Jill nunca hará nada de eso! ¡Es una buena chica!

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*le toca un pectoral a Jeff*

Anon: *Touches Jeff's pectoral.*

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Para L.jack.-Lograste superar lo de Isaac?

cr33pypastas ask: For L.Jack. - Did you manage to get over Isaac?

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Jeff que se siente saber, que antes jane te amaba?

Anon ask: Jeff how does it feel to know, that Jane used to love you?

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Para l.jack.- si no hubieras conocido a Jeff,como crees que sería tu vida?

cr33pypastas say: To L.jack.- If you hadn't met Jeff, what do you think your life would be like?

L.J.: There would be no life at all. I'd rather rot in my box than not have Jeff.

L.J.: Although… If I had NEVER met him…

L.J.: I think I would have just kept making friends ♥.