#tiddies are nice decoration

[mistertemporaryman]

If I could Mandela Effect the world, I'd make it Torta Tuesday and it would be about fat latinas posting themselves

or sandwiches

[lindsaylemons29]

8x05 out of context/incorrect

Feral children barking and growling

"what's sigma"

Halloween decor: Bobby- I can be your angle 😇 Chim- or yuor devil 👿

Eddie ur too babygirl to be scary

A third porno stache has hit the 118

"nice goin cowpoke"

"please dad 🥺"

"gourds can be very unpredictable"

Two bros lubing up together...

Buck tiddies buck tiddies buck tiddies I am having a normal day about this

Casually reading the swimsuit issue

🧑🏼"we finish each other's" 👨🏽"sandwiches"

Buck: Pepe Silvia

"please dad 5 more minutes on the iPad 🥺"

there is one bed 👀 and they're sleeping on the couch and the recliner 🤨

A FOURTH PORNO STACHE HAS HIT THE 911 GANG

Eddie sugar addict just like me fr

"they took pity on me, shared some of their pot" 🍃

It was not poggers, a presentation by Athena grant, no cap

[glossyfairytears]

How they sleep headcannons

Part two

Brothers

Gender neutral

Warnings: none

Lucifer

Socks. No part of him will be left vulnerable and uncovered.

Sleeps on his back. Sometimes he will sleep on his front, but only if he feels safe and comfortable. Will want to spoon and likes to be both spoons.

He wears classic pj’s, I’m talking button up shirt, long pants, heck maybe a sleeping cap too. No MC, he’s not an old man, it’s just comfortable.

Mammon

Socks off. Have you seen this man, it’s cannon he sleeps in the nude. No way he’s keeping foot condoms on and nothing else.

Hugs a pillow if he can’t hug you. A grabby sleeper. Will steal the blankets from you. Moves a lot and grumbles a few words occasionally.

NO CLOTHES. The man likes the feel of the sheets on his skin, the sweet feeling of freedom and not being tied up by lucifers rope.

Levi

Ruri Chan socks. He’s gotta be faithful, even in his sleep. He will fall asleep barefoot though, but he prefers to be properly decorated.

The man sleeps with a body pillow. No, it does not matter that MC is in the tub too. Ruri Chan stays. Will hold your hand over the body pillow.

Probably wears a big t shirt or hoodie and pj pants. Very warm and comfortable to sleep or game in.

Satan

Cat socks. Need I say more? The man has a whole arsenal of cat socks at his disposal for every night of the year. Not a day goes by where he doesn’t wear cat socks.

Sleeps on his back a lot. Likes to have you lean against him while he reads you to sleep. You’ll often wake up hugged to his chest, a face full of tiddie.

Like Lucifer he wears the old man fit, likes to leave the shirt half or fully unbuttoned. No night cap though.

Asmo

No socks, usually. He needs to let his skin breathe. If it is cold he will pop on a pair of fuzzy socks.

Sleeps like a starfish. Definitely a bed hog. Either that, he will koala himself to the other person in the bed. I’m sorry MC, either way you still have no space to move.

BIG SHIRTS!!! He loves big shirts, they are so comfy and loose. Nice for letting his skin relax. He will absolutely wear some cute lingerie though, if he needs to be kissed back awake he can’t have ugly underwear.

Beel

No socks. I just think he wouldn’t wear any. Maybe some white cotton socks after fangol games with salve underneath to help with any sores but other than that, this mans piggies are in the raw.

Definitely a sleep hugger, and comfortably warm. A very comforting embrace. It sounds like a good deal until you realize that he also chews on things when he sleeps.

Sleeps in shorts a lot. Probably forgoes a shirt half the time due to his body heat. If he does wear a shirt he mostly wears T-shirts.

Belfie

Whatever tbh. He will fall asleep fully clothed so he honestly couldn’t care wether he has socks on or not. He does have a pair of fuzzy socks from Asmo he likes though.

This man mimics death better than death itself. When he is asleep, nothing can wake him. You are lucky he doesn’t grab you in his sleep, if he does there’s no getting out of his grasp.

Any clothing goes, but his favorite is his cardigan or one of Beel’s shirts. Don’t tell Lucifer that Belfie regularly steals one of his shirts to sleep in too.

[balmungkriemhild]

hey long time no doodle postin idfk who she is yet i kinda made her on a whim

[that-one-weeb-buts-its-the-main]

Frank fathering a little girl,

but shes older now hcs

Reader: Female

Type: headcannons (part 4)

Notes/Warnings: Typical Violence, shit gets real in the end, also may make a whole fic off this bc I enjoyed these ideas so much.

Dedicated to: @pietromaximoffluvr so they can live out there dreams

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You're super glad you have your relationship is back on track: old man and kid, father and daughter back at it again.

He knows he cant stop you from being a vigilante and shit he cant even stop himself, not that he finds himself much of one

So the least he can do is protect you more: showing you how to handle yourself better, using others weight, knives, the whole shebang

Turns out you actually knew how to do alot of that already

He wonders how? And you tell him you've watched the best at work, him hes the best

Doesnt mean he cant kick your ass though, he still does, decorated marine corp? Remember

But that doesnt mean you didnt land one or two punches on him.

"Come on old man I can take it."

"No. No you can't"

"Yeah I can come on! I can!"

First few times you couldnt take it but now you can

You'll both patch each other up, he'd never gone too far with you, but sometimes you do run into things so you'll stich each other up

You go out and box Peter too, you know show him how much you improved. You improved alot, shit maybe your even Avengers Quality?

Oh Tony for sure sticks his nose into your business now

There was a knock on the door luckily Frank was out and you had put all the guns in hidden locations while you tiddied up.

Opening the door you smiled, "Hey! Peter nice to see you- how did you get my address?"

"Me. That was me," a man spoke rushing to stand behind Peter, "Names. Stark. Tony Stark you probably knew that already."

"I could give one shit man." You shrugged, "Never seen you before to be honest."

"Iron man?" He asked.

You shrugged in confusion, "you dont look very iron to me."

"Thats not the point kid. Spiderling here's got some pretty hefty stuff on you. Being what? A dead terroists kid-"

It was quick you pullled the gun from the back of your pants, aiming it at his head.

"I advise you to say your next word very careful."

"Woah! Y/n! Y/n! Its okay!-"

"Its words." Tony argued, "my next words very carefully"

"You should be glad I'll even give you one."

So Tony likes you for sure.

Stark Approved

And once peter got you to chill out, you brought them in and let him explain.

"We need a sniper."

"In your dreams."

"It'll pay well" Tony spoke under his breath, "Just...sayin..."

You watched him hand over a check, and you snatched it, this check? Could set you and Frank for a while.

"Thats just a little over half of it."

"So what am I an Avenger now if I take this?"

"No." Peter spoke, "You can't become one so easily- trust me-"

"Yeah sure why not."

"Fine. I'll do it."

Luckily it was a one hit job, simple enough, and you went home clean, your prints not there, you not even existing within the parameters of the scene afterwards

And you were able to hand over the check to Frank.

He was disappointed in you, clearly he showed you how to shoot a gun, but not how to line up your morals

But once he learned you were simply backup, nothing more, but did shoot the guys kneecaps out to let the others to tag him and throw him in jail of where ever they sent him. He was relieved.

He sat you down and talked to you about how this wasnt about money, it wasnt about fame, it was about whats right.

So you promise to take no more jobs for money.

And he's proud of you: and also wants to kill this Tony Stark guy now

On a positive note, you guys go out for breakfast every sunday still and go to the Parker household for Sunday Dinner.

Thats where he hears about school events, because you wouldnt tell him, not that you didnt want him there: you knew he couldnt go.

"Did you get the email?" Peter questioned, Y/n looking up from her plate.

"No what email?"

"About the dance tickets-"

He ow'ed quickly as Y/n had kicked him, quickly clearing his throat and shoveling food in his mouth.

"This is Junior prom for the both of you?" May asked.

Peter and Y/n glancing at each other: "No Ma'm..." Y/n responded.

"Its a parent child thing." Y/n responded, "Funraiser type deal.."

"Like a Father daughter dance?" Frank questioned.

Peter nodded, "Yes sir."

You didnt talk much else during dinner had feeling as if you got caught once again.

You were quiet on the ride home too.

"Were you gonna tell me?" Frank questioned, parking the car.

Y/n shook her head no keeping her eyes forward.

"I know you can't go." Y/n told him, "I know you would of tried to go to. Its not worth the risk."

He sighed, hand running over the bottom half of his face in thought; "Come on. Its late."

You were glad there was no arguement. It wasnt worth it.

You didn't know how to dance either

And Peter had asked you to help him pratice as he was going with his Aunt.

You did, but damn did your feet hurt afterwards, how many times he steped on them.

He still had time to learn atleast.

Meanwhile school was good, you didn't hang out with Liz but rather MJ, Ned and Peter. Especially during lunch or after-school.

You're grades were good. You were good.

Life was good.

That was until Matt Murdock was waiting outside of school for you.

And now your guiding him through the streets.

"Haven't argued with you in a while." Matt started, "I miss you at confessional."

Y/n laughed, Matt smiling at his own stupid joke.

"I don't regret anything. Not as of recent." Y/n told, "I'll call you up when I do. Plus you know the church is quiet enough for me to clear my head."

Matt chuckled, "Good times good times. But this isn't about Confessional or your religion."

Y/n looked at him, "Yeah? Whats this about then Murdock?"

"Friendship." Matt responded.

"A bit werid to be hangin out with a 17 year old Matt."

"Let me rephrase that. Let's have a cup of coffee? Maybe a small meal and talk about how you know Im Daredevil and I know your Bullet Red."

Ah shit....

Yeah your keeping that one secret from Frank for sure.

So between being busy with school and now building a soild frienship with Matt, keeping up Vigalntte work and Stark trying to get you to permanently join the team your for sure busy.

But you prevail, and still find time to spend with your old man. Even if you push off something for a good hour or two to just get a nap with your head in his lap while he reads

Or for him to braid your hair

Weekly breakfast, your keeping strong on sundays

So you forsure didnt realize Frank kinda sneaking around.

Turns out he was gonna buy you a dress for that father daughter dance, but he's never really seen you in anything but pants so he just went with a suit

Your both not fuckin with ties

Open collar and button for the win

Still you dont realize what he's done till the day off.

You walking into your room to see the suit nicely laid on on the bed.

"Karen helped me pick it out."

Y/n turned around, Frank leaning against the door frame, he dressed in the classic colors, black and white. His shirt white and his coat and pants black.

"What's it for?" Y/n questioned, looking back down at the suit.

"What's the point in being your old man if I can't get you into danger some times?" He asked with a playful shrug, "Come on get dressed."

She smiled at him, he leaving her room, closing her door with a smile.

He's gonna cry when you seem come around that corner, some heels Karen had let Frank Borrow for you accompanied the slightly baggy suit, it matching Franks except you had a few more buttons undone that him.

He thinks your so beatiful, his little girl all grown up.

Not that grown up to have those buttons undone though, no he fixed those

"I like it like that."

"Its cold."

"We're inside-"

"Its cold."

God was he so proud.

He'll hold your face with a hand, rubbing a thumb over your cheek, god hes so proud of you

Has he mentioned how proud of you he is?

"Would you look at you..." He smiled, "all grown up..."

You know this is special for him, with whats happened to his own kids and wife.

You can only pull away from his hand and hug him instead,

He knows that this is when he has to slowly start letting you go, you're becoming an adult

"My baby girl all grown up."

"Okay. Don't start cryin on me old man."

"Pfft. Yeah right..." he spoke, pulling away and "rubbing" his eyes.

He drives you both to the school where the dance is being held.

You both stick to the walls, being both wall flowers.

But you make small talk with May and Peter.

Even Ned came along with Mj but they were there on "volunteer hours"

"What did you both do this time?" Y/n asked with a smile.

"I was asked." MJ spoke, "to volunteer."

"And you?" Y/n asked Ned.

"I didnt dress for PE."

"Kinda harsh punishment for not dressing." Y/n spoke and Ned shrugged, "anyways this is the Old man. You know. The construction worker."

Ned kinda geeked, I mean The Punisher is just a Superhero in bad light. Right?

Mj was super chill though

You swear if one more honry highschool comes up to you and says hi to you just to be near Frank your gonna snap a neck

Like...they never liked you in the first place...and there moms

Its like there arguing over Frank and its GROSS

Luckily a new decent song starts and You ask him if you two can go do a cheesey father daughter slow dance

Thank god he never thought he get away quick enough

"Thanks for saving my ass kid." Frank thanks.

Y/n shrugs, "Got my old mans back is all. Plus what horn dogs."

He laughs, arm hand on your waist and other hand in yours, your hand is on his shoulder.

She smiles at him, "Plus I might get jealous,"

He shakes his head: "Wouldnt want to see that now."

Y/n shrugs, with a smile, "I don't know. I go run off my friends for a mintye just for you run off with a mysterious woman into the night."

"Keep usin that imagination of yours." He snarked.

"Im being serious. Maybe you do need a girlfriend."

Frank just shakes his head, "Your all the girl I need. Just an Old man and his not so much kid."

"Don't tell me that means breakfast on Sunday is canceled?"

"Never in a-"

He's cut off by an explosion, you pulling him to the floor quickly and him covering you with his own body, arms wrapped around your head in a protective matter.

You don't know what happened, a pipe burst? Something in the science lab? You couldnt get the ringing out your ears to even focus

But you know someones pulling you to your feet and its not Frank.

So you fight back, its a man dressed in black, and not like "oh im a vigilante" shade, it's "im the bad guy" shade

Your earings are still ringing and it throws you off balance, you get your ass kinda handed too you before Peter Dress as Spiderman and a very late Matt Murdock dressed as Daredevil come in to save you and others.

"Y/n! Y/n! It's me!" Matt shouts at you, he pulled you into an empty hallway, hoping to get you back on your feet.

You're grabbing at his shoulders, theres a large wound on your temple, you cant hear him.

Its buzzy, and it rings, thats all your ears can hear.

Your shaking your head at him, eyes fill up with tears.

"Hey! Hey! Y/n! Where is Frank!"

Why can't you hear him.

"Y/n!" It finally reaches your ears loud and clear along with the blaring firealarm.

"Y/n! Where is Frank!?"

You can only shake your head, "I. I don't know!"

"Come on we're getting out of here-"

"No. Im not leaving without Frank!"

He knows your gonna be stubborn but he also needs you safe.

So lucky the art rooms right there and he can put a mask on your face, orginally used for spray painting and you guys are off.

You find a gun on the ground and use that to your advantage. Theres smoke in the gym, where some people still are.

You know the enemy is still here and are catious.

Your pretty good at hearing the bullet before its shot, and are able to shoot that bullet so they collide and stop, or splinter small enough to not too major damage.

"That is enough!"

It goes silent, the three all hidden within eyesight of each other, and all look at each other confused.

"I see the Devil of Hell's kitchen does not work alone! Not anymore!" The man laughed, "You must have heard of me. I had a run in with your father when you were younger Ms.Castle."

Y/n tensed, "now my intentions are not to kill him. Not yet aleast! Frank Castle is a vaulable too-"

"You stay the fuck away from Frank!" Y/n shouted in anger, "If you touch him I swear to fucking god! I'll rip your throat out!"

"Just like your father." He laughed, "Watch who you make friends with Ms.Caslte."

"Don't go." Matt argued quietly to her, he could sense her getting ready to fire, "play this smart."

Y/n stayed silent, hearing the men moving and the man leaving.

They came out from Cover, the room empty besides the people hiding for cover.

Your so angry, you could have protected him, you could have saved him.

Matt and Peter have to argue with you to play this smart

You just want him back

"He took my dad." Y/n panted, "He took all I fucking had!"

"I know. I know." Matt spoke, "we have to play this smart. He knows how to get under your skin. You have to calm down."

Peter griminced at the cut as he touched it causing you to wince: "We have to close this first."

"I just want him back." Y/n cried.

"I know. I know." Matt spoke, "and we'll get him back. He threated people we all care about."

"Who is he?"

"His names Fisk. Wilson Fisk."

[kamisathoes]

hi hi hi!!! i saw your reqs were open and your electro skirmisher post absolutely killed me (even though in-game i hate fighting them lol)

could you possibly do a lil smut for xiao or anemo skirmisher? xiao is my fav poor little miao miao, had him since his first banner and i just always wanna kiss his pretty little face and take care of him <3

the anemo skirmishers are actually my favorite fatui enemies! their eng lines are so cute to me and theyre just so tall! waagkskdh irl im like.,.4'11" (not a minor dw lol, just managed to get them tiny genes)

thank you kindly in advance!

pairings xiao + sub ! f ! reader

notes crying because i forgot that there were anemo skirmishers for a hot minute... i chose xiao, just because i'm in the mood to give him headpats <3 i don't have him but i'm hoping to get him on his next banner ! he looks so fun to play. plus... short genes... i'm only a couple inches above you boo </3

warnings soft dom xiao. fingering. tiddy sucking for good measure. missionary. pet names. soft soft soft soft soft. creampie. unedited.

MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS DO NOT INTERACT.

"xiaooo," you whined, head falling back against his soft pillows. his fingers were buried knuckle deep inside your pretty cunt, thumb moving to catch at your hardened clit. "please, wan' more,"

"want my cock, pretty girl?" he cooed, fingers hitting at your sweet spot. you already looked fucked dumb underneath the yaksha, tits bouncing with his pace and mouth falling open. you did your best to nod and beg for his dick, yet xiao was contented with you falling apart on his hand. he bent to play with your breasts, sucking at one of your pebbled nipples. your blissful moans only increased, bouncing off of the walls of wangshuu inn.

"please 'lease please," you whined, "wan' to cum on your cock, xiao," he couldn't say no to your sweet voice ! removing his fingers from your sloppy heat, he slipped out of his pants. he moved his cock through your swollen folds, adding extra pressure as his blunt tip slid over your pearly clit.

"don' tease," you cried.

"be patient, baby," xiao spread some of your slick over himself before lining up with your entrance. "'nd i'll give you what you want." he bottomed out with ease, slowly stuffing your pretty pussy nice and full. his hips rested against your bud as he bent over, his chest pressing against your own. xiao held you close as he moved, pounding into your needy hole. he kissed along your neck, pampering you with affections. a choir your pretty moans were music to his ears, unable to stop his grunts as he thrusted into you. "you're so good for me,"

your gooey walls sucked him in, desiring to keep him close to you for all eternity. your nails dug little red moons into his toned back, hips rutting to meet xiao's rhythmic pace. he placed soft little kisses to your cheeks and fleeting pecks down your neck, only pulling away to remind you that "you know what i want, sweetheart."

a string of the most sincere praises spouted from the man, lovey dovey words making your heart swell and pussy gush. a drawl of his name left your lips as you creamed over xiao's cock. he kept fucking you as you rode out your high, the way you squeeze him had him hanging on by a thread.

"gonna cum inside your pretty cunt, m'kay?" he asked, reducing you to the same mess of pleas and begs from earlier. spurts of thick creamy cum decorated your walls, a few sporadic thrusts from xiao until his weight on top of you grew heavier. his hold on you only tightened, desperate for the feeling of your skin against his. you could only move locks of deep green away from his face, pressing gentle kisses against his skin. "'m in love with you," you whispered, knowing only he would hear.

"i love you too, my pretty girl,"

[meetbag]

HashiMito for the ship ask?

Ty for the ask! Here goes:

who cries when someone dies in a movie?

- Hsrm. He's a big softie and Mito loves it. "Oh no, please. Cry on my shoulder for as long as you'd like my dear, I'm here for you" 😏.

who wears the ugly holiday garb?

- Hsrm, but he always drags Mito into it. She just can't say no to those sad (manipulative) puppy eyes. *cut to Mito wearing one half of an "I've been naughty/nice" matching sweater combo, staring into the camera like she's in the office.*

who pays for the meals?

- They take turns. They're both pretty high up the chain of command in their respective clans so I'd imagine money isn't much of an object to either of them.

Who slams the oven door and who plays the trombone?

- Mito plays the trombone because Hsrm, poor thing, is utterly tone deaf. He can keep tempo though!

Who brings home stray animals?

- who else but mother nature himself. Mito's a clean freak and it drives her up the WALL. She comes home to squirrels with the zoomies destroying her seal paper and... well. Nobody talks about what happened that day.

Who leaves the bathroom door open?

Hsrm, I suppose? Dude has no shame, lol.

Who tells the 'dad jokes'

Dadrama Senjudad. His moniker should've been "dad of shinobi." He came out of the womb, looked Butsuma straight in the eye and said, "hello father, I'm dad." That's how strong his dad energy is.

Who wants kids more?

- Mito, surprisingly. I think Hsrm wants kids a lot, deep down, but if we're talking canon universe I think Hsrm is deathly afraid of being a bad father. And, especially pre-Konoha, doesn't want to potentially lose his child like he lost his brothers.

Who travels more?

-Mito. She's a very good diplomat and gets sent on missions all over.

Who spends more cash?

Mito has an appreciation for the finer things in life, but Hsrm has a literal gambling addiction. So Hsrm i think, lol.

Who buys the things in infomercials?

- Hsrm: *puppy eyes* "what do you MEAN we don't need a tiddy bear?!?" (Look it up y'all, its a real thing and it's hilarious).

Who draws in the dust on their cars?

Let's pretend there are cars in the narutoverse- Mito probably. She doodles seal formulas on every surface within reach, 24/7.

Who starts the snowball fights?

Hashirama, every time.

And he regrets it, every time. *cut to hsrm screaming whilst getting snow shoved down the front of his pants*

Who throws away the directions to things?

"It's about the journey, Mito-chan!" Hsrm rasps through Mito's chokehold, as they aimlessly wander Sand country after he threw out the map to Sunagakure.

Who puts up holiday decor?

- Both of them. Mito sneaks in mistletoes everywhere and Hsrm is #notcomplaining.

Who is more likely to forget to bathe?

- I think hygiene is pretty important to both of them so this is unlikely, but maybe Hsrm as he's often busy being ninja president (i.e. falling asleep at his desk and drooling all over the paperwork).

Who gets more obsessed about things?

- Mito. She's a bit of a perfectionist and hyperfixates a lot, and this bleeds into almost everything she does. It's a seal master thing.

Who sings in the shower more often?

- Hsrm, to everyone's deep misfortune. As mentioned before.... baby's totally tone deaf. He is scaring the birds (and Mito) away with his noise pollution.

Thanks again for the ask! Hope you enjoy. :)

[dragynkeep]

how about rwby and jnpr's sleepwear for outfit critique?

Noice, sleepwear is mostly cute for our heroes if there’s a few mishaps.

This is cute! The white pants with pink roses has a soft motif on Ruby’s design compared to her more stark black and red that she usually wears, same with the pink on her black tank top. It looks comfortable and something for Ruby, and the heart looking like a wolf’s head is an extra adorable addition that I love!

Even with the little red on it, I think the pink being used is a good replacement. It’s soft, it’s cute, and it’s close enough to the red to not look completely out of place. Plus, her sleeping mask keeps the little red on her head with her highlights.

Before I say anything about the actual outfit, I just noticed that Weiss had a boob job here. Her girls are trying to escape, someone corral them. 

Now the actual outfit has good potential, as much as a one-off sleepwear can. The idea of a long, old-fashioned nightgown honestly fits Weiss at this point, especially with the frills and such decorating it. The problem is that this is honestly boring to look at.

The all blue look with slightly lighter blue does little to interest the eye. The frills would’ve worked better as white with the gown being a lighter blue, add a gradient and some decals to make it look interesting, like little snowflakes at the bottom to add to her cold motif. Her emblem could be added amongst it since the rest of the girls have their emblems on their pyjamas. 

It’s also just a tad bit short for my liking. I would’ve made it longer and more flowing, really sell this rich girl wearing silk pyjamas nonsense since Weiss very much is that rich girl we all hated in school. 

Why is Blake the only one with a turnabout model? If all of them had it, it would’ve made my job 10x easier ;-;

Now, before I even get into how the outfit looks, I will say that I will never forgive this stupid outfit for fueling those types of fans who say Blake is absolutely Asian because of this. This ain’t a yukata, it’s fetish Japanese wear for weebs. It’s also funny that Blake got “Japanese” style clothing but Yang is never shown in Chinese clothing. 

Now, besides the blatant orientalism, this outfit is just kinda plain? It’s a black garment with a black obi and some white trim. Her emblem is randomly slapped on her tiddy,and the more I look at it, the actual style doesn’t make sense?

It makes it look like she’s wearing a kimono shirt while the bottom half is a separate piece because of how it’s folded, which I don’t know how it’s not popping open to show Blake’s flange. Why is it so short? 

That said, they used a nice shade of purple for the top of her collar, and it’s minimal enough that she’s not defined by purple rather than black. 

My least favourite, right next to Pyrrha’s.

I mean, it’s a Yang outfit. Short tank top and shorts, a simple outfit that says what it needs to say about Yang.

It’s kinda boring, the colour has stuck to orange with a darker orange emblem, and there’s nothing for you to look at. The emblem is a good choice at least, but it could’ve been the gold or something, especially since a full yellow tank top would’ve blended into her mound of yellow hair.

They could’ve done some cute hairstyles for Yang while she slept, like her ponytail or some cute buns, anything to keep that hair up and let our girl wear some of her colour. 

Nothing offensive to the eye, and works perfectly well, but just a tad plain. It could really do well with some decoration to add spice. 

Ais thinks it’s childish, I have a Pikachu onesie.

I like onesies, I don’t care that Jaune wears one, and I think the rabbit theme is honestly pretty cute. It adds a bit of character to it where it’s his favourite cereal, and matches the pete on his jumper. The shoes have little bunny ears, cute!

The only thing I don’t like is it’s solid colour, and it’s an ugly shade of blue at that. I don’t know what could be done to make it more interesting without going overboard, but honestly a nicer shade of blue would be the first step.

My girl had lightning shorts and I’m living for it. I wanna know where she got the boop on her shirt, though. Is there merch in world that you can order, I’d love that.

Just like Yang’s, Nora’s shirt and shorts are simple, but really work with her character. It looks like it just fits her, especially with the pink being refined mostly to the shorts and then the small decals on her shirt. Not too overwhelming, but still works with the neutral black and white. The boop and lightning marks adds some interest that Yang’s last, so this is pretty much an improved version. 

This is fucking ugly. 

The simple pyjama set is fine, that’s just a typical set of pyjamas, but the colour they put her in is such an ugly goldish brown that it has given me cataracts. There’s not even any red details to tie into her colour, or just simple good colour choice. Whoever designed this has failed and disappointed me immeasurably.

My day is ruined. Outdoes Blake in being downright hideous.

This is cute. Ren looks like an old man with that overcoat on him. Funky lil’ lotus man.

Really, even with the amount of green on him, the three different shades with the small amounts of pink and red do well in not having him being a green blob. The darkest green on the overcoat lets the light pink and lighter green show up brighter, while the lighter greens contrast with the red and black pants, giving a more balanced overall look to the design. 

Also, this is a good way of using the red with green. It’s concentrated to the sash around his waist, while the pink are on the flower patterns and sleeves. The flower patterns are a nice touch on how to implement his flower motif in his design rather than just slapping his emblem in a random place, and the green parts give the look of leaves. I like it.

Overall, a good design, nice colour choices and placements. He’s done well on this part.

[yuri-cocaine]

6.1 thots under the cut

yshtola is my fav scion bc i started in limsa and i love her so facking much!!!!!!!!!!!!

i bet all those losers who called her mid are shaking and crying and shidding and farding rn

vrtra chose a bab au ra form bc thats how he can fit into the voidgate ;w;

but i also will continue to stick to my headcanon that hes the baby of the bunch so he’s comfy in child form the most

zenos’s avatar-kun returned to their shitty fucked up world. sorry to this voidsent.

speaking of which, yshtola has special dialogue if you play a rpr during that one cutscene!! she says my avatar-chan is the exception when it comes to making contracts with voidsent bc most of them kill you but not mine :) mine is so nice!! i love her as much as i love my carbuncles

i cannot believe zelgius fireemblem is king of the void 

i um. genuinely don’t really care about the void even tho i main rpr....im sorry......i want to get this expedition over with.......

im mostly looking forward to meeting halmarut, altima, etc even tho the hydaelyn/zodiark conflict is over bc im a slut for ancients. what are they doing now!!!! miss minnie what the hell are we gonna do now.mp4

i want to see blindfrost most out of the list of sightseeing vistas emet gave us bc i’d give anything for more othard/azim steppe shit. also yun lives near there hehe

once we get azdaja back i hope we can go to meracydia 

the orphan boy we help out has insanely green eyes and for a sec i was like hold up the unsundered are reborn already???? that was fast af

i learned that yshtola and titania have the same va when she did the nixie summoning. that was kawiwi

i know they’re just bubbles but sending one of the drippys to get fucked up was kinda mean.....

i havent done the aglaia raid yet bc i got too sleepy but each of the gazebo rooftops have the amaurot swirly decoration and im surprised wol and graha didn’t point it out

theory: deryk is oschon in disguise

there’s little minions wandering around omphalos!! cute!

byregot’s gigantic divine tiddys took up the entire screen 

rhalgr and byregot thicker than a bowl of oatmeal phew

naldthal in their fused form has wings that kind of remind me of hades’s wings in phase 2. they look kinda like...scoops. 

[teeth-farie]

okay hold up I got distracted thinkin bout portia with nipple clamps but I definitely think all of the arcana characters would love nipple play. worship! them! boobs!

asra: put a set of clamps on him and take him from behind. the feeling of the chain connecting them lightly brushing against the bedsheets as you rock into him more than makes up for the slow pace you've set

julian: obviously he wants PAIN during sessions. bind his wrists and attach them to a hook on the ceiling, stretching his already lanky body and displaying him for you. put a pair of clamps on him and then attach weights to them. either leave him alone to stew for a bit or spank him lightly, letting the clamps tug on his nipples deliciously

nadia: secretly commission a pair of gorgeous jeweled clamps: one for each nipple and one for her clit, all connected by a delicate gold chain and covered in jewels. surprise her with it and she'll pose so prettily for you. her breasts are always so beautiful but this is on a whole new level

muriel: nothing painful for him and definitely no clamps with a chain attached, but his tiddies deserve love and attention too! lick and kiss over his whole chest and *maybe* occasionally scrape your teeth over a peaked nipple. all the while, whisper to him about how much you love him and how beautiful he is. he's surprised by how much he loves the sensations

lucio: like nadia, he'd want something decorative. get him a set of clover-style clamps (the ones that tighten when you tug them) in gold and adorned with rubies. every time he does something bratty, give them a sharp tug until he gets the idea and finally behaves. (or he likes the pinching so he'll just continue to be bad...)

portia: the aforementioned scenario with clamps attached to her collar. but she would also just like wearing them while dressing up for you. she'd wear corsets or bras that push her ample chest up and then decorate the nipples poking out. give the clamps a bit of a tug when you're making out and she tries to take the lead so she remembers who she belongs to

Anon your brain is so big I’ve been staring at this forever 👀👀

Asra’s seems so sweet/tender too omg. The little clinking chain brushing against the sheets and sending jolts up his spine. He could fall forward and lay against the bed while you prop his hips up, and the clamps will only press against the sheets harder, a newer texture stimulating his already sore nipples. Def wouldn’t mind if you threw in a little magical temperature play, keeping the metal cold against his chest

The visual of leaving Julian alone and waiting makes up for how much I’d miss toying with him hehe. Weights for sure, pulling on his nipples without relief, stretching the sensitive skin until he’s numb and tingly. But also staying to spank him!! Especially with a crop, spanking his ass and thighs, letting the frayed edges tickle over his chest before slapping his poor nipples too. He’s dripping on the floor by the time you’re finished, knees buckling against each other.

Nadia..elegant queen who deserves only the best. She gets pretty jewelry and dolled up so nicely. She puts on a show, slowly revealing the glimmering jewels and chains. But..she might need a little help with the clit clamp, won’t you help her? It’s a constant stinging pressure that drives her crazy, especially if you jerk her off before hand, getting her clit swollen and needy before you put the clamp on.

Muriel is a gentle man, most definitely. No harsh toys for him, just something soft and equally stimulating. Maybe a little temp play too? Cool your fingers or tongue before warming it up again, letting him feel it without pain. He doesn’t know what to do with his hands while you have your face stuffed in his tits so they just sort of hover over your shoulders most of the time (be careful of his chest hair, it’ll get in your mouth) but boy does he like it.

Lucio, the little brat that he is demands that the clamps and chains be pretty and expensive (and gaudy too). He won’t settle for anything less, he sneers at the notion of a cheaper gift—that is until you beat him back into submission, the ungrateful brat. He enjoys pain, but he won’t resist complaining that you’re going to rip his nipples off if you keep pulling. He wears rings without shame, flaunting his chest in public and showing off the shiny jewels.

Portia (*borat voice* my wife), Victorian style corsets are a must!! I wanna see her titties jiggle!! She gets rowdy for sure, straddling your lap and trying to grind down on your thigh before you tug on those chains and remind her who’s in charge. And pet play too, oh goodness! Keeping the chains looped around her collar so she can feel them sway when she’s walked. Give her a good tug on the leash and she’ll bite her lip, wobbling on her hands and knees—but she’s a good girl, she can stay still for you (for the most part)

[babysfirstpentagram]

Water Witch Post

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I’mma start this off with: even though I live ten minutes from the ocean, I don’t like water. I’m not technically a sea witch, but my Pisces sun pulls me to the practice, so here is a nice post for everyone that’s interested in starting sea witchcraft (or just watercraft!)

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Water Signs: Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces

Element: Water (duh)

Major tools or nature aspects: water, sea salt, seashells, sea creatures, rain, snow, blue/purple/silver/white, sand, sea plants.

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Major Water Deities: (OPEN RELIGIONS ONLY)

Greek/Roman: There are at least 100 god(desse)s for these two pantheons, and I don’t want to force you to read all of them. You probably already know the main ones. 

Gaulish: 

Acionna

Condatis

Segeta

Sequana

Souconna

Sirona

Norse/Germanic:

Ægir

Freyr

Nehalennia

Nerthus

Nine Daughters of Ægir, who personify the characteristics of waves.

Nix

Njord

Rán

Rhenus Pater

Rura

Sága

Tiddy Mun (i had to google this nine times, thats actually his name).

Celtic/British/That area:

Belisama

Grannus 

Nantosuelta

Nodens

Damona

Selkies (not a deity, but a water creature)

Father Thames

Danu (Dana)

Manannán mac Lir

Lí Ban

Lir.

Sinann 

Boann

Dylan Eil Ton

Llŷr

Mesopotamian:

Abzu

Enbilulu

Enki

Marduk

Nammu

Nanshe

Tiamat

Sirsir

Egyptian: 

Anuket

Bairthy

Hapi

Khnum

Nephthys

Nu

Osiris

Satet

Sobek

Tefnut

Slavic: 

Kostroma

Mati-syra-zemla

Mokosh

Dodola

Morskoi

Rusalki

Veles

Vodyanoi

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Properties of Sand:

Normal beach sand can be used for calming or anxiety spells, or to gradually wash away negativity of your life. They are nice in anti-anxiety spell jars, or just to keep in cute jars by your altar to help you calm down during spells. 

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Easy ways to connect to the Ocean (if you’re land locked):

Take nice, long baths. Add a water sign bath bomb if you wish, to color the water a nice, pretty blue. 

Put on ocean waves in the background when you meditate. 

You can use fake seashells and such to decorate your altar. 

Drinking coconut juice or aloe juice will connect your body to the ocean and the beach.

Eat seaweed (if you can) or sea food (again, if you can. be mindful of your allergies if you have any.)

Swim in a poor if you have one.

Play in the rain

You can buy sea glass if you wish, and use it like a good luck charm.

Watch lots of movies that take place in or around water. (The Little Mermaid is a fan favorite.) 

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What water to use for when:

Sea Water: Water from the sea is great for cleansing and healing rituals. 

Storm Water:  known for strengthening spells and being used in curses.

River Water: Spells and rituals that has to do with moving on or warding from negativity

Rain Water: The selenite of water. Very multi-purpose and can be used in a pinch. 

Snow Water: Can be used in spells that are focused on endings and even changes. 

Dew Water: Good for self love and working with The Good Folk. 

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Whats the deal with Moon Water?

There is no deal with it. As far as I’m concerned, someone on Tumblr made a joke about leaving rain water under the full moon and charging it to drink or use in spell work. 

The thing is? That's not safe. Even if you leave a lid on your water, its going to get stale, and probably wont charge the whole way cause there's a lid blocking the moon light. If you leave the lid off, you’re going to get dirt and bugs in it. Adding water to any spell jar is a bad idea, cause it’s going to make all your dry ingredients rehydrate and mold, spoiling the spell. 

If you wanna charge your water, just grab a water bottle and charge it with intentions. 

If you choose to keep moon water, please don’t drink it or add it to spells. And for the love of all the gods, keep it in the fridge. Don’t leave it out or it will mold. 

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Thats all I have for right now. I might post another one of these if you guys want it! Remember that I love you all, and you are enough. You’re allowed to take up space, you’re allowed to ask for things. 

[fbfh]

Leo Valdez relationship and intimacy headcanons

As with all steamy/nsfw works, the characters are aged up to 18+/college era

so

let’s get started ‘,:)

(1.2k, get ready)

When you’re making out he’s a top

But when things get heavier

Bottom as hell

Like he’ll instigate

He’ll dance with you and playfully grind a little

He’ll kiss you and bite your ear and whisper things in spanish that shouldn’t be translated

But as soon as you reciprocate

Oh

Bottom mode: fucking on

[plankton voice] I didn’t expect to get this far

Later on in the relationship he might get a little more confident and top you on occasion

Or more if you encourage it

But if he could have one image for the rest of his life 

It would absolutely be you hovering over him about to go to town

Dies in the best possible way if you push him onto the bed/couch/wherever

Gets very excited when you straddle him

Please please straddle him

His hips will automatically go up a little before you even do anything

Really loves when you straddle him 

Loves holding your waist and loves squeezing your butt and loves touching your hair

Genuinely loves all the parts of you

Ass? Yes. Tiddies/pecs? Yes. Legs? Yes.

Big fan of making out

B i g fan of grinding

You could absolutely finish him by grinding

I’m not saying it hasn’t happened before

Like if you grind against him at all even a little

Shabam

Putty in your hands

If you do that little swirly thing with your hips that he loves he’ll moan so loudly

Speaking of which

He is so vocal

S o vocal

Half to break the tension half cause he can’t help it

Makes the absolute nicest noises

Like he takes in a sharp breath and then moans it out

It’s n i c e

A little part of you wants to bite his neck and record the noise as his ring tone in your phone

L o v e s  when you grab him by the collar

If he’s wearing a tie grab him by the tie

Lowkey started wearing a tie more often jus so you’d do this

Generally loves being in a very close proximity to you

He’s the type to be at least a little horny all the time 

His love manifests as horniness a lot

I’m talking any time any place

Especially if it’s inconvenient

Grocery store, clothes shopping, bumping into an old friend

Wake you up in the middle of the night to see if you’re feeling frisky kinda shit

And how could you not be with this boy

The morning after he’ll wake you up with neck kisses

And in his gravely ass morning voice 

“So… you up for round… what round are we up to?”

Goes feral when you lift up his shirt/hoodie by running your hands up his abs

Member 2/2 of the growl/purr thing club

He’ll say something dirty in spanish and punctuate it with some kind of purr snarl and maybe a well placed bite

It’s extremely effective

Don’t let him know that though

Otherwise he’ll do it all the time and have too much power

Speaking of power

Call him papi and he bursts into flame

“Whatever you say, papi…”

!!!!!!

He’ll genuinely freeze in shock

Red as a firetruck

But you can only do it like once a year or he’ll actually die

It’s that powerful

Really likes lacy underwear

If u wear bras and you happen to wear like 

An unlined lace bra

Esp if it’s like burgundy or red

Obvs

Or if you genuinely want to end him then wear matching bra and panty sets

The top of his head unfolds like a cartoon and animated rockets and fireworks spray out  

Another fun thing you can do to ruin him:

Trace your fingers over the lines of his muscles 

Especially his v line

Makes him shiver every fucking time

If you surprise him by pushing him onto the couch, straddle him and grind until he’s bucking his hips and moaning

Dw it doesn’t take long

He will literally genuinely unironically propose marriage if you do that

The type of person to cancel plans if you take off your shirt

Have you seen those tiktok videos where people surprise their s/os by walking out naked

The first one in this compilation is all I have to say about that

H i c k i e s

This man and his hickies,, eye-

He fucking LOVES giving you hickies

Will not object in any way shape or form if you give him a few on his chest and neck

Will “accidentally” let them show without an ounce of shame

r/oopsdidntmeanto

Bite his collar bones really gently

Just trust me his reaction is worth it

Very very worth it

Squeeze his thighs from time to time

It’s a nice surprise for all parties

He is a total hoe for egirls 

You cannot convince me otherwise

Like if you put on any kind of egirl outfit/makeup he loses his shit

Do an ahegao face as a joke 

He actually stumbles backward and falls onto the nearest surface

And then bursts into flame

He just stares at you and you know you’re in for a long night/afternoon/morning

“H-how… how do I make you do that again??”

If you combine the face with the egirl look just uuuh

Time it at the beginning of a vacation or three day weekend

Cause neither of you will be doing anything for a while

Except each other

An “every surface in the house” kinda guy

Literally genuinely such a good lover

Like he’s so focused on you 

Gets serotonin just from you being around

Much less you trailing your hands under the waistband of his underwear

Oh do that too

Like you unbutton his pants and start to tug them down

But kinda play with the band and material of his underwear before you finish undressing him

Drives him fucking wild

m u t u a l  g r o p i n g

Very into foreplay/fun teasing

But won’t die without it

It’s like,, you get a cake and it’s amazing

And the more frosting decorations and sprinkles you add it gets even better

You’re just so excited you have dessert 

Idek if that makes sense but you probs get what i mean

He has a unique brand of aftercare

Ig it’s like,,, more focused on bonding than one person taking care of the other

Good luck not cuddling with this man

Let him sleep with his face in your chest

We all know he’s a stomach sleeper

Esp if you have boobs

If he could purr he absolutely would

If you try to wham bam thank you maam without cuddling after like 

He’ll survive

But when he finally gets you to cuddle he will absolutely make up for that lost time

His favorite thing ever is when he gets to see you just like,,, being organically yourself

Like watching you take off your makeup

Absolutely the type to watch you get dressed the morning after

Like you don’t even really realize he’s awake 

But you get that feeling like eyes are on you yk

You turn around and see him looking at you all sleepy and lovey

“...What?”

“Nothing…”

So you keep getting dressed

But the look doesn’t fade 

And you know it’s not nothing

The way he’s looking at you now, you know you’re the something

He makes it feel really nice to be the something 

Cause like you view yourself as his something

But he deadass sees you as his everything

And he will do everything he can to make you feel euphoric in as many aspects of your life as possible

[realcube]

comfort hcs 💗 feat. overworked! reader

characters: yaku, oikawa, yams & akaashi

trigger warning: swearing

thank you to anon for this sweet request!

morisuke yaku

♡ he has concerned mom energy to i feel like he’d notice that you’re overworking yourself before starts negatively effecting you 

♡ once he figures out that you’re actually stressed and he’s not just being paranoid, he will probably hold an intervention where is like ‘sit down, let’s have a cha--’

♡ but you just push him out the way to grab your coat, ‘sorry, sweetheart. i don’t wanna miss my bus!’

♡ DFRTYJUHG he just stood there like a statue looking at you like (●__●) this bitch-

♡ anyway, once you come back from uni/college/school/ work etc yaku insists that you need to sit down and discuss your problems with him 

♡ then you’re kinda just like ‘what problems?????’

♡ also, after what happened that morning, yaku was not taking ‘no’ as an answer

♡ no matter what you say 

♡ homework? you can do that later

♡ chores? he’ll do them for you if you just listen to him

♡ hungry? you can eat while you listen to him

♡ showering? you smell fine!

♡ so yeah, he will pick you up and carry you to the living room if he has to

♡ he’s probably really serious about the issue bc your feelings aren’t a joke to him but he lined up your favourite plushies on the couch so he could talk to them as a third party when you disagreed with him

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“i study in moderation! and i have not been neglecting our relationship; i just need to focus on my studies!” you tutted, averting your gaze from yaku’s as you thought about his accusation; did he really feel as though you had been taking him for granted? because of course, that wasn’t your intention at all and the more you thought about it, the more you realise that perhaps he was right.

yaku rolled his eyes at your response, quite enraged by your dismissive tendencies but he didn’t want to take his anger out on you so he simply turned to the kiiroitori plush that sat beside him, “duck, do you think (l/n) has been overworking themselves and ignoring both of us?”

kiirotori was forced by yaku’s hand to nod in response.

you snorted slightly before trying to furrow your eyebrows in anger once again, “their name is kiiroitori!” 

tōru oikawa

♡ dsfghjkl ngl he clearly overworks himself too so he wouldn’t even notice 

♡ he’s like ‘oh, you’re spending hours upon hours of a day - losing sleep and energy - to dedicate yourself solely to one thing so you can be perfect at it??? that’s completely normal!’

♡ spoiler alert, it’s not

♡ it’d probably take a third-party to point that what you are both doing isn’t healthy (either iwaizumi or a therapist)

♡ then you’d both look at each other like ⚆_⚆ wut 

♡ anyway recovery time ig ✨

♡ he’d definitely just try distract you whenever he sees you studying/training/practising

♡ forget overwork, he doesn’t even let you work 

♡ oh and y’all have started having ‘lazy days’ once a month where you make it a point to nothing but each other :))

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you both stared at the television, pretending to be absolutely engrossed by jumanji. however, once you let out your fifth sigh that minute, oikawa could tell that you were just as disinterested as he was so he peered over his shoulder to look at you, “this is so boring.” 

you nodded, shuffling closer to him so he could drape his arm around your shoulder and bury his nose into your hair. “it’s so hard to just sit here and do nothing when i know that i have a lot to do, y’know?”

oikawa hummed in agreement, “but it’s nice to finally spend some quality time with you, angel.” he placed a kiss on your temple, scooting awkwardly in his seat before pulling you down to lay down next to him on couch. 

“yeah,” you purred, happily falling onto the soft cushions while in oikawa’s embrace, “i’ve suddenly had a change of heart - i love these lazy days.”

“that was fast.”

tadashi yamaguchi

♡ it would take him a wile to built up the courage to actually express his concern about you overworking yourself

♡ but until then, he’ll show them in more subtle ways

♡ like if he sees you working at your desk - whether your posture is straight or not - he’ll rush up to you and massage your shoulders/back while talking

♡ he always sends you goodnight texts and gets v snappy when you text him in the middle of the night 

♡  ‘tadashi, what did you get for number five on the maths hw?’

♡ if he opens the message and notices that you sent that crazy late at night or the ass crack of dawn, he’ll lose his shit

♡  ‘(Y/N) WHY WERE U UP AT 3AM DOING MATHS HW LITERALLY GO TO SLEEP’

♡ he forces himself to ask you out on dates irl so that if you use work/training/practise etc as an excuse..he can give the puppy eyes 🥺

♡ don’t get me wrong, he’s not manipulative at all but you just overwork yourself so much he think that the teeniest tiniest little bit of fun wouldn’t do you any harm 

♡ he literally cares for you so much and he just wants you to be healthy and happy like is that too much to ask ಥ_ಥ

♡ it would take him 3 months of mental preparation to confront you but he’d do it eventually lol

♡ he’d still be super duper nervous though 👉👈

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“(y/n).” yamaguchi’s soft voice rang quietly through the hallway before he stuck his head inside your room in search for you. he let out a sigh upon noticing that - like always - you were sitting at your desk, drowning in papers of schoolwork. 

he hurriedly approached you, suddenly throwing his arms around your shoulders as he hid his face in the crook of your neck before wailing, “(y/n)! i know it’s none of my business but i just think you work yourself way too hard and i see how sleepy you are all the time and you didn’t even eat the cupcakes i made you because you were too busy studying - i thought you loved my cupcakes!”

your eyes widened at the sudden contact and the string of words yamaguchi was babbling in your ear; but you semi-understood what he was getting at. so you steadily turned around to wrap your arms around his neck and rub his spine reassuringly, “i am so sorry, tadashi. i had no idea i was worrying you.”

he shook his head against the skin of your neck, “it’s fine, i worry about everything.” he joked before changing to a more serious tone, “it’s just that-- i think you should care more about yourself. take some time to relax once and a while, y’know?”

his sweet words resulted in your lips curling to a smile while his arms wrapped securely around your body brought you a much-needed feeling of peace, “alright, i’ll try.”

“good.” yamaguchi chirped, pecking your forehead then positioning his face where it was prior, going back to enjoying the feeling of your soft skin agaist his. “-so, are you gonna eat the cupcakes or”

keiji akaashi 

♡ he overworks himself too

♡ if anything, i think he’d praise you for being ‘hard-working’ at first ‘:)

♡ but once he notices how much you work and how negatively it’s effecting your mental/physical health, he’ll intervene

♡ like yamaguchi, i think he’d start small by subtly doing things to reverse the effects of your stress 

♡ and simultaneously, it kinda helps him too

♡ for example, if you get stress ance, he’ll do a bunch of research on the best skin treatments for it, buy the products then do facemasks with you + create a whole new nightly skincare routine for both of you 

♡ or if your not taking care of yourself properly, he’ll book you both in for a spa appointment 

♡ or if you’re tense, he’ll get you both massages from those professional ppl that make you strip naked

♡ when they make you get your tiddies out, you know they are a professional  masseuse

♡ and he’ll take out on ten times more just to help you relax

♡ also, they’re always slow-paced dates bc like ofc akaashi takes you out to the park/beach for picnics....does he seem the sort of guy to take you bowling?? no.

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you sighed as akaashi brought a spoon up to your lips, looking at you expectantly but you simply whined, “keiji, i should be at home studying right now. you know my exam in 5 months, right?” though akaashi wanted to believe you were joking, the seriousness in your voice made it clear that you genuinely thought 5 months was a short period of time - even considering all the work you’ve already done in preparation for it. 

so akaashi simply shrugged in response, continuing to prod your lip with the spoon until you parted you lips, allowing the pudding he made to enter your mouth. then, he pulled it out lower it to observe your pouty expression for a moment; you were so cute that he couldn’t help but smile softly. 

“i’m sure you’ll do fine, sweetheart. i believe in you.” he said, gripping your waist before placing a tender kiss on your cheek. “for now, let’s enjoy this perfect weather. it only comes around once a year, so why not make the most of it, hm?” 

before you were able to reply, akasshi utilized the hand  the had on your waist to pull you back onto the picnic blanket with him, so you were both looking up at the pale blue sky, decorated with delicate clouds. “what do you see?” he inquired, gesturing up to the shapes the clouds formed.

you snickered, slowly intertwining your finger with his as you examined the sky for any familiar shapes or silhouettes in the sky. “oh!” you exclaimed, lifting your index finger to point to a particular cloud adorning the sky, “that kinda looks like my maths professor in a gallon hat.” 

akaashi snorted, “i have no idea what your maths professor looks like but alright.”

you laughed, lowing your finger but not everting your gaze from the special cloud you spotted, “what about you, babe? what do you see?”

with a moment of hesitation, akaashi immediately replied, “an angel.”

your eyes scanned across the sky for a cloud in the shape on an angel but you simply couldn’t find the one he was referring to, so you whipped your head to the side to see where he was pointing, only notice that his eyes were fixated on you. 

“y-you’re such a simp, keiji.”

[moons-and-stars-and-shit]

Requested by: @sora-san-senpai

○Basic info::

●she/her pronouns

●Bisexual

●personality is INTP-T type

●A Taurus

●an oikawa and yamaguchi kinnie (How contradicting)

○appearance::

●5'6 ft

●Asian (more on the Indian side)

●dark chocolate brown hair (till my waist)

●got a medium bank but nice tiddies and thicc thighs😩

●brown eyes

●dark circles😔

●glasses

●chubby cheeks

●I have bangs too

●thin lips

●I stay at home most of the time so-sweatpants, a loose tee and occasional outings- that skater skirt and hoodie shit.

●an invisible mole on my upper lip

○personality::

●introverted

●likes procastinating

●severe adhd

●lazy

●foodie

●no sports except maybe swimming, tennis and volleyball

●stay at home

●sucker for late night drives

●night owl

●rain. I love rain ..

●bipolar

●sometimes superiority complex

●but sometimes inferiority complex

●playful

●friendly

●kind

●supportive

●insecure

●adaptable

●I can adapt to a person's liking somehow

●not really emotional

●rarely cries

●A weird pervy personality

●(bipolar amirite 😩😩)

●I constantly focus on the negative instead of the positive

○hobbies::

●writing

●reading

●art

●music

●baking/cooking

●learnt around 7 languages

○likes

●Rain

●anime

●kpop

●reading

●angst(idk-)

●food

●A bug sucker for that ancient far East dynasty thing- (like china/japan/korea)

●Cats ... baby cats

●sour and spicy things

○dislikes::

●try hards

●no exercise pls

●mis judging me

●not accepting me for me

●bullies

○Ideal relationship::

●supportive s/o

●loving

●dorky

●if they are hurting I want to help them

●someone close to my personality

●honest

●loves me for me and very much

●playful, never a dull moment

●low-key wants a clingy (not really clingy ) s/o

●and id love to baby you

●spoil u

● sugar mommy-NO

this is long sorry for the wait(^^)

@sora-san-senpai

Romantic Matchup

Kenma Kozume

How Y’all Met

Okkkk

So you we’re originally friends with Kuroo

Mans sure has a type when it comes to friends

But anyways

He noticed how you and Kenma STRUGGLED with making new friends

So he did what any good friend would do and introduced you two

He was expecting you two to be all shy with each other

Honestly he was expecting y’all just to not talk to each other

What he DIDNT expect was for you two to hit it off so we’ll 😀

Like shit after he introduced you two

Y’all were talking like crazy

Y’all just had a lot in common

Soon enough you two started hanging out

Without Kuroo 🥲

They would be very simple hangouts

Like playing games at his house

Baking at yours

Or even just sitting on the couch enjoying each other’s company

So you two became extremely close

And one day

Some creep at school was harassing you

So you know what our boy kenma did

Defended you of course!

He walked up to you two and pretended to be your boyfriend

And he told the dude to buzz off

Of course you thanked him

And it was that moment he realized that he ACTUALLY wanted to be your boyfriend

He wanted to be that person you could ALWAYS count on to protect you

So he asked how you would feel about actually dating

And that’s when you confessed your feelings for him

And bippidy boppidy boo y’all started dating

What They Love About You

Oh he ADORES the fact that your a fellow introvert

Because he never has to put himself in awkward situations to please you

Omg he LOVES that your a night owl

Poor boy never has anyone to talk to at 3 am 😔

But now he has you!

Honestly he loves that your lazy

He’s not the most active person himself

And he already has Kuroo on his back for that

So he’s glad your not on his back about it too

He likes that your not really a emotional person

Only because he doesn’t know how to deal with human emotions 🥲

But if you’re ever upset PLEASE go to him

He will help you I promise

OMG

he loves how much you spoil him

Like shit he’s a little baby sometimes

Oh your height is PERFECT to him

Because he’s still taller

But only by an inch

He just likes how you two are practically the same height

Favorite Things To Do Together

UGH

Honestly just staying at home with you

ESPECIALLY on rainy days 😩

Y’all will usually just bake all day then have a total sugar crash and just nap on the couch together

All while it’s pouring rain outside

I’m talking thunder, lightning

The good shit

It’s always a vibe

Random Hc

Kenmas a little baker!

Granted he can only make simple things like cookie

But he can make that shit from scratch

It’s decorating that he’s not great at...

His cakes always end up looking like this

But they always taste great soooo

Most of your text messages happen between 1 am and 4 am

Kuroo takes full credit for your relationship 💀

Astrology

These two Signs are thought of as being karmically linked.

They’re both looking for security in a relationship and they share a love of art, poetry and culture.

This relationship may start slowly as, on the surface, they might have few common interests.

However, once they understand one another they may learn they have much more in common than was first apparent.

Taurus and Libra both have a love for the arts. They appreciate fine dining and theater, collecting art and music.

Pleasure — physical, aesthetic — is a premium for these two Signs.

They both love to woo and be wooed; courtship is a necessary part of any romantic relationship for them, and since they both have this need, they fit well together.

Taurus appreciates Libra’s charm; if stubborn Taurus doesn’t get their way, diplomatic Libra is able to smooth things over and keep the peace.

Libra appreciates the luxuries that sensual Taurus provides them.

They also have much to teach one another:

Libra can help Taurus see the different sides of a situation, and Taurus can help Libra overcome their notorious indecision.

Overall Aesthetic

After Hours 🌙

Chanel - Frank Ocean

My Future - Billie Eillish

Yeah Right - Joji

Can I Call You Tonight? - Dayglow

[mrs-hatake]

i want everything that i can’t have

a/n: inspired by the song everything i can’t have by robin thicke so enjoy some jealous zoro. 

p.s, not proof read. 

The inhabitants of Sorbet Kingdom had decided to throw the biggest party the kingdom has ever seen as a way of thanks to the Straw Hats for freeing them from a tyrant pirate that had ruined the kingdom’s reputation to the point where the kingdom was nearing poverty.

Though their resources were few, they were enough to hold a banquet. The streets were decorated with bright yellow lights and colorful banners. The smell of alcohol and food being grilled was intoxicating. But not as intoxicating as the music booming through the large stereos that were used for important announcements.

The local band were playing songs which consisted of trumpets, pianos, guitars, bongos and so much more. They were speaking a language that was known internationally. They told people to celebrate, to forget the past and look forward to the future because they were finally free. To mourn those they have lost in the past come morning and just dance the night away.

Y/N was one of those people who obeyed the song’s command and allowed herself to let loose after fighting off that tyrant for almost two weeks. It was a difficult and exhausting mission and she just wanted to unwind. And nothing helped her relax more than some good music and a night of dancing until her muscles ached and for her feet screaming for her to stop and rest.

The rest of the Straw Hats were littered about. Luffy, Chopper and Usopp were busy inhaling all of the food that Sanji had prepared while Nami was engaged in a game of poker, hoping to win enough money that would last them till the next island. Robin was talking with the local archeologist and gently swaying to the music while Franky entertained the children with his cool gadgets. Franky had offered to play the guitar with the local band, to which they eagerly accepted. 

I want a fresh girl I wanna drink my drink

Zoro, however, was sat in the distance on a small wooden chair and a round table in front of him. The round wooden table had several of opened and unopened bottles of cold beer that Zoro chugged one right after the other, still unaffected by the alcohol. 

When the brandy hits my throat I go Da-da-da-da-da da-da-da da-da

His eyes following every spin Y/N spun in her dance. The ruffles of her dress swaying in the wind and revealing her tanned colored thighs. The dress clung to her body tightly so that whenever she swayed those hips of hers, you can clearly see how her muscles flexed. 

When I see the girls, those girls they make me go Da-da-da-da-da da-da-da da-da

Zoro was also very aware of the men surrounding Y/N; how they lustfully stared at her, their hands itching to latch themselves on her hips and press their bodies against her to feel her dance against them. And, honestly, Zoro couldn’t blame them. It was just something in the way that Y/N danced that brought everyone’s attention to her. Women wanted to be her, men waned to be with her and little children admired her beauty. It was very difficult to resist Y/N whenever she started dancing. 

When I get a taste, a taste it makes me go Da-da-da-da-da da-da-da da-da

When one bold man made his way to Y/N, hips swinging left and right and offered to dance with Y/N, that’s when Zoro chugged his beer bottle empty and rose from his chair to make his way towards the makeshift stage.

He waited patiently for an opening even though his primal instincts urged him to snatch Y/N away from the man and glare him down until he backed off.

Just when the man had twirled Y/N away from her, Zoro moved forwards and wrapped his cold hand onto Y/N’s wrist.

“Zoro.” Y/N chuckled in surprised as she placed her hand on his thick shoulder and large chest that she silently referred to has his tiddies. “It’s nice to cut in line.” She playfully chastised him.

“Guy was talking too long.” Zoro retorted and began to sway his hips the same way as the other man had done earlier. 

Y/N’s eyes widened slightly as her lips stretched into a smile, “Ohh, I didn’t know you could Salsa.” she practically purred and Zoro resisted the urge to shiver.

“There’s a lot you don’t know about me, Y/N.” Zoro smirked, his old on her waist tightened as he pulled her closer to get a better feel of the way her hips moved.

“Shocking. Considering how much you brag about yourself being the best swordsmen.” She rolled her eyes at him before she twirled away from Zoro, shimmied her shoulders and twirled back into Zoro’s arms.

“Being mysterious is cool.” Zoro couldn’t help but smile at the loud and cheerful laugh Y/N emitted. 

The two continued to dance, vaguely aware of the small audience they gathered. Never in her life did Y/N think that Zoro knew how to dance. The fact that he knew how to Salsa of all things just blew her mind. And he didn’t just know how to Salsa, he was damn good at it and Y/N couldn’t get enough of it.

The more daring their dance moves got, the closer the two pressed against each other. They could feel every inch of muscle flexing and twitching as their bodies moved in perfect in perfect harmony. 

No one knows how it happened but one second Y/N and Zoro were dancing and the next found the two of them kissing. The pace of their kiss perfectly matched the tempo of the song. The lyrics echoing loudly in their heads. 

And when her tongue goes around and around

I go da-da-da-da-da da-da-da da-da

The two didn’t stop dancing, even when their lips were locked in a sloppy kiss. Their bodies were chained to the song’s calls, prisoners to the sensational instrumentals.  

And when her hips go round and around, 

I go da-da-da-da-da da-da-da da-da

It wasn’t until the song had ended that the two registered the catcalls and wolf whistles from the small audience they had gathered. Zoro could barely hear Sanji’s sailor mouth as he insulted him with every insult he knew over the sound of his beating heart that Zoro was certain was beating louder than the drums had earlier. 

Wordlessly, the two agreed to leave the party and head back to their ship to continue their dancing without preying eyes and an angry cook.

[readyallthecanons]

Tulip

she/ her, pansexual, born in TBA year

4’11”, short curly seafoam green hair decorated with flowers/a flower crown, big doe eyes, long antlers, basically a deer if a deer was drawn by a cringey furry artist, soft and pudgy, tiddies out 24/7

A satyr/faun originally from Saventhia but presently runs a fantasy sex shop in Chicago/UF

Unperturbed, direct, and simple-minded; Tulip is not the brightest or sharpest tool in the shed; what she lacks in intelligence she makes up in work and dedication; sweet but not necessarily kind ; does not have at most more than 2 thoughts at a time, very one-track minded; very comfortable in her body and with her life and doesn’t see the need to change/is very set in her ways; tells it like it is…all the damn time; doesn’t understand the concept of clothes

Very much “vibe check! [stabs you]”

Absolutely loves pretty things and being pretty

Will say the meanest, bluntest, most fucked up things in the sweetest, airiest, gentlest voice ever

Does woodland magic; while can do the plant stuff, is more into the animal side of things

Has an animal companion but I have yet to decide what that is 

Presently her fave animals are crocodiles and alligators – it changes but they’re usually dangerous creatures with many/sharp teeth

Her vibe is disney princess…if a disney princess was down with committing arson and murder

Talks as if there’s a bunch of heart emojis in all her sentences

One time someone tried to mug her so she stabbed him

She was like “it’s❤️not❤️nice❤️to❤️rob❤️people❤️”

Was a dancer at 79s when she first arrived on earth

Has a dragon for an ex and idk what to do with that info atm