#BEND O V E R SIR

[cemetery-baccanal]

going into the public school arc w this energy

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Mattheo Riddle nsfw a-z

A-Aftercare (what he's like after sex) I feel like he would be sweet,he would run you a bath wash your hair for you and then dress you in his shirt and boxers after,cuddles,tells you how good you did for him and would get you anything you needed or asked for. 

B-Body part (his favorite body part of his and his favorite body part of yours) On him i feel like his hands and or his v line he loves the way his hands look wrapped around your throat and he loves when you kiss his v line it drives him crazy,on you probably either your thighs or ass he loves everything about you but i feel like he loves to smack your ass and he loves to lay between your thighs 

C-Cum (anything to do with cum)I feel like he would like to come inside you and or on your tits or in your mouth he loves knowing you trust him to come inside you but he also loves to see his come on you preferably on your tits but also loves to see you swallow all of his come 

D-Dirty secret (his dirty secret)i feel like he makes everyone think he's such a playboy and makes people think he puts his pleasure first and that he is in total control in the bedroom but the truth is that he puts your pleasure first and does what you want and your the one in actual control he will do whatever you want him to do to you as long as you beg him 

E-Experience (how experienced is he and does he know what he's doing)he definitely knows what he's doing he hasn't had many girlfriends but a few hookups but he does know what he's doing he knows how to read your body 

F-Favorite position i feel like he loves spooning sex like you could be cuddling or just waking up and he will slip inside you and fuck you while you spoon but he also likes you riding him or missionary and finally doggy style 

G-Goofy (is he more serious in the moment or more humorous)i feel like he is more serious in bed unless your nervous then he'll be more goofy but not much 

H-Hair (how well groomed is he)he does keep it trimmed and groomed down there 

I-Intimacy (how is he during the moment the romantic aspect)he loves being intimate he will hold your hand while he fucks you deep,he will whisper praising words in your ear and he will rub his hands all over your body carresing you softly 

J-Jack off (masturbation headcanon)he will jack off when your not in the mood or when you don't feel and or want to help him which he doesn't mind 

K-Kink (one of his kinks)he has a sir kink and orgasm control kink 

L-Location (favorite place to do it)in bed he doesn't want anyone else to see you that's only for him but he also likes to do it in the shower 

M-Motivation (what turns him on/get's him going)anything you do you could be doing laundry or bend over or even just sitting there and it can turn him on 

N-No (something he wouldn't do/turn offs)anything you wouldn't want to do and i feel like he wouldn't do anal or anything to do with knives and or blood he doesn't want to see you bleeding or in pain 

O-Oral (preference in giving/receiving etc)he likes receiving but he loves to eat you out so i'm gonna say he prefers giving 

P-Pace (is he fast and rough or slow and sensual)depends sometimes he is rough and fast but he can also be slow and sensual he will let you choose the pace 

Q-Quickie (his opinion on quickies and how often)he likes quickies but he likes to take his time with you so they don't happen often 

R-Risk (is he game to experiment,does he take risks etc)he will experiment with anything you want to but you have to bring it up 

S-Stamina (how many rounds can he go for how long does he last)he can go for 2 to 3 rounds and lasts a while 

T-Toys (does he own toys,does he use them on a partner or themselves)he does own toys but for you he will use vibrators on you 

U-Unfair (how much he likes to tease)he loves to tease you its almost painful 

V-Volume (how loud he is,what sounds he makes)he grunts and moans but isn't too loud 

W-Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)he loves to finger you and eat you out its one of his favorite things,he also loves to blindfold you and tie you down to the bed and put a vibrator against your clit 

X-X-ray (let's see what's going under those pants)he's about 9 inches and thick 

Y-Yearning (how high is his sex drive)he has a pretty high sex drive 

Z-Zzzz (how quickly he falls asleep afterwards) once he knows you are taken care of,after cuddles and after you sleep he falls asleep about 30 minutes after you 

[nuestraluzdelaluna]

I am so HAPPY that you are writing for Måneskin xx I would love a nsfw alphabet for Damiano😁

Damiano David NSFW Alphabet:

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He always makes sure to make the both of feel the most comfortable possible. Making sure your body is clean, kissing any bruises that might have formed and pulling his shirt over your body. After that he will lay down and cuddle you close, talking about some things the both of you won’t even remember the next morning before falling asleep.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Damiano likes his hair, likes to style it different ways and enjoys nothing more than the feeling of your fingers combing through it or tugging on it.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He likes to cum on your body, pulling out last minute and painting your skin with his cum. Loving to see you play with it afterwards, dragging a finger through it only to taste him.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Pegging. Whenever he’s bratty it just means he misses the feeling of being full. He misses the feeling of you hands all over your body as you fuck him into oblivion.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He mostly knows what he’s doing. There are a lot of things the two of you experience with and then you both don’t really know what you are doing, but you will still make it work.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Depends on his mood that day.

If he’s feeling more subby he will want to let you ride him and take complete control over his pleasure.

If he’s more in a dom mood he will bend you over any surface of the house and make sure you’re trapped by his body.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He is definitely goofy leading up to it, making sure to make you feel comfortable and besides that he knows exactly how sexy a smile can be. However during the moment he gets into a headspace that just simply doesn’t allow goofiness.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

While he makes sure to not let the hair get ‘too’ long and trim every now and then, it’s not his main priority to shave every shower he takes.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

It depends, more than often he loves degrading you and fucking you roughly. But on other days he will just want to hold you in his arms, make love to you and tell you how much he adores you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Damiano doesn’t jerk off a lot just because there’s not really a need to. Whenever he is horny, which is quite often, he will just turn to you and get his satisfaction.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Nipple play - he loves how you reacted to having his fingers play with your nipples. However it’s not only limited to you, he does not have a heart tattooed around his nipple for nothing. Run your tongue around his nipples and play with his piercing a little and he might just cum undone.

Dom/sub dynamics - that man is the definition of a switch and he loves nothing more than going from being completely in control to begging for your touch.

Sir/master - if he’s in a dom mood you don’t want to call him anything other than sir or master or you will regret it the whole night.

Degradation - something where his switch side comes out again, damiano love to call you his whore but only to have you call him a slut afterwards.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

In private rooms and only in private rooms. However if it’s private he doesn’t care about the concrete location at all, wether he fucks you into the mattress or the two of you give the kitchen table a new purpose.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Pulling on his hair

Pulling in his collars/ necklaces

Putting necklaces around his neck and feeling your hands grace over his skin

Playing with his rings

Anything you do with his fingers in general

Kissing his chest

Wearing his clothes

Touching his skin so slightly he barely feels it

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything in public is a no for him, your body is for you and him to enjoy only and no one, that the two of haven’t specifically chosen should be allowed to see what’s going on between the two of you.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

This man will spend hours between your thighs just completely taking everything you have to offer. His tongue swirling around your clit as he uses his fingers to massage your g spot. However before a concert there’s nothing he enjoys more than to fuck your mouth and get all his adrenaline out, loving to see how your mascara tainted tears paint your cheeks black or how spit dribbles down your chin.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

It’s almost only rough and fast, however damiano is still able to put so much passion and love into it. Making you feel loved as he fucks you into the mattress and calls you a whore.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He doesn’t like quickies, he needs to take his time with you. He needs to explore your body like it’s the first time over and over again besides that he needs time for all his teasing.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Damiano will experiment with everything and every day. Everything you come up with he will try and vice versa, however he doesn’t really take that much risks. He is very private about his relationships and will not want to risk that anybody sees what’s only meant for the two of you.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He lasts multiple rounds and with his sex drive he needs to, however the rounds aren’t the longest. But he makes up for it with the, what feels like, hours of teasing me

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He definitely does not shy away from toys at all. Whether that be a vibrator that you use on yourself as you send him teasing videos when he is away or a dildo that you will use to peg him.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

BIGGEST tease out there. Damiano will spend hours between your thighs kissing and nibbling on your skin, sucking on your clit, teasing your slit with his fingertips and just when you’re about to cum he will get up and light himself a cigarette. However he likes to be teased as well and even if he acts like he doesn’t he loves to draw his own orgasms out as much as possible.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s loud, with him there is never a quiet second in the bedroom. Whether it’s dirty talk, which he’s a big fan of, or moaning. He’ll groan in your ear showing you how good you feel around him, or just full on let out high pitched moans as he’s cumming.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

The hardest he has ever cum, was with your mouth wrapped around his dick as you took him to the back of your throat and your fingers in his ass. Massaging his prostate and deepthroating him at the same time has made cum in record speed.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He is pretty much average (i’m talking italian average, google it ;) ). You definitely need to take some time to adjust to him every time over and over again.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

His sex drive his really high, like i’m talking morning sex, staying in bed, going multiple rounds and doing the same again only hours later.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He will fall asleep rather quickly. However not before making sure to either pull you into his arms or lay his head on your chest and enjoy the feeling of your fingers combing through his hair.

[mydekuacademia]

Can I get A-Z nsfw for kacchan?

Absolutely!

A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

I feel like he can go one of two ways: hes either a big baby and just wants to hold you until you both fall asleep, or he does everything from running you a bath to making you some delicious food to massaging your sore muscles

B: Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner)

His favorite parts of his own body are his shoulders and chest. Hes muscled af and is proud of it

On you, he is absolutely an ass man. He wont touch it in public unless he knows nobody can see, but in private? Hoo boy

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)

He likes to cum on your ass, back, or face or in your mouth. And his pull-out game is immaculate, so count on getting cummed on

D: Dirty Secret

Hes thought about having a threeway with you and Kirishima. He decided against bringing it up and was grateful for that later on when he realized he didnt want to share

E: Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Not experienced at all. He never really saw sex as something he needed or even really wanted until you came along. That being said, he still knows what hes doing for the most part. Plus, hes observant as hell, so he'll learn soon enough

F: Favorite Position

As we've established, hes an ass man, so he prefers having you face away from him. If hes really pent up, he'll bend you over a counter. Otherwise, reverse cowgirl is his go-to

G: Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)

Absolutely not. Hes not goofy in normal life, and that carries over to the bedroom

H: Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He trims his pubes really short, but not shaved. He likes that he feels closer to you that way

I: Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

I mean, as intimate as Katsuki can be. He probably wont call you a dumbass, which translates to true love in Bakugou language. He does, however, take extra care to be gentle with you if hes feeling sad or sappy

J: Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Another thing he didnt really have the desire to do until he was with you. Prior to dating you, he masturbated only when completely necessary. But now that he knows how good the release can feel, he does it maybe once a week or if hes really pissed and cant be with you

K: Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Katsuki. Is. Daddy. He loves when you call him daddy, or even sir. It gives him a huge power trip

Quirk usage - in place of spanking, he'll set off small explosions by your ass. Not enough to hurt you, just enough to get his point across and see your ass jiggle

Orgasm denial and edging. You can cum when he says you can, and he'll bring you right to the edge over and over until he decides youve had enough

Brat taming. Hoooo boy he loves when you act up so he can tame you

L: Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Honestly, any place you wont get caught. Bedroom, kitchen at night, couch, etc. If its a quickie, he does not care about comfort, so literally any surface works. If it's proper sex, he prefers the bed or couch

M: Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Mostly when you act bratty towards him and when you get a little too friendly with someone else (even just hugging them for what he deems to be too long)

N: NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He will not share, even though he used to fantasize about it a bit. Youre his, dammit

He wont do anything that will actually hurt you or leave marks that last longer than a week or so

O: Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Prefers receiving over giving, but still gives you oral sometimes. He just doesnt really know what to do and wont ask for help, so he only really does it if youve had a bad day or something

P: Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Katsuki is 100% fast and rough. He'll slow down a bit if you ask nicely, but he prefers going at a damn near impossible pace

Q: Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He honestly loves quickies. He often doesnt have the patience to wait until you two have more time to go at it, so quickies are perfect. Of course, he loves being able to take his time, but hes not too picky

R: Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Some stuff, hes more than willing to try. Different positions, bondage, sensory deprivation, etc. Other things he wont try unless you bed and/or give him something in return. So like, if you wanna try pegging, you're gonna have to beg for h o u r s and maybe blow him too

S: Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He typically lasts 2 or 3 rounds max, but he can last a pretty decent amount of time, especially if hes teasing you. You best be ready for hours of edging if hes in the right mood

T: Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Nope. He wants to be the only one to make you feel good. The only thing he might have is a pair of handcuffs, but thats iffy

U: Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Bakugo is so unfair. He will tease you mercilessly until youre shaking and crying and begging to cum. He, however, cannot handle teasing. He'll either get mad right away or end up begging within minutes

V: Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He isnt really that loud. The most youll get from him are low grunts and groans. If he's really, really pent up, he might let out a whiny moan when he cums

W: Wild Card (Random headcanon)

He didnt watch porn until being with you. He knew it existed, he just saw it as pointless and trashy. But now he watches it every once in a while if you arent around to help him out

X: X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Hes a bit longer than average with an average girth. Being decently big was a big ego boost for him tbh. It curves slightly up and is uncut

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

A little lower than average tbh. Hes so focused on hero work and one-upping midoriya that sex doesnt really cross his mind that often

Z: ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He likes to hold you for a while afterward, so unless he goes all out with aftercare, he stays awake for about half an hour.

[spiderling-space]

hello~~ may i please request NSFW headcanons of Epel, Lilia, and Rook dating an f!Mc who likes being bratty for a punishment? Thank you~~ And to clarify my age, I am 19 and currently in college. (finals are knawing at my ankles rn😃🤛)

My finals are in 3 weeks but deadlines are coming for my life and I’m at seasonal my “why tf I chose engineering out of everything? I should drop out.” I hope yours went well.

NSFW below the cut

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Rook Hunt

Rook may not act like it but he is macho at the heart. Of course, he realizes (Y/N) is doing it to provoke him but he will have none of it.

Rook will smile and let her be as bratty as she can then he will bend her over his knee and spank her until she apologizes. By the time he is done with her, she won’t be able to sit straight. One might assume, he would let her run and he would hunt her down to punish but that is their regular sex and it wouldn’t be a punishment.

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Epel Felmier

Epel may be feral at heart but he can’t show this on daily basis because of his prefect so he stays silent as (Y/N) becomes a brat.

Epel is new to this type of stuff but he lets his natural instincts take over. When alone, he will corner her and ask her why she did it. When she keeps her bratty attitude, he will get even more frustrated. (Y/N) will tell him to punish her bluntly for him to get the point. When he does, he will be baffled at first and he will check out proper ways to punish your bratty partner on the internet. Next time, she acts that way, he will be prepared.

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Lilia Vanrouge

Lilia is the kinkiest of them all. There is probably no kink he hasn’t tried yet.

Lilia knows (Y/N) is being bratty on purpose and he just enjoys it, bringing out his brat-tamer side. He needs to be careful with his punishments since he is too powerful for a human and humans are fragile. He will ask if she learned her lesson every time he tames her and won’t stop until he gets a solid “yes sir”.

[whorecruxriddles]

would you do your own A-Z nsfw alphabet for tom?

funny you should ask, i was just thinking about this

(nsfw below the line, obviously tee hee)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Okay look, Tom does aftercare but it’s subtle. He doesn’t outright ask if you feel alright after, he watches you very carefully, observing how you move and speak to make sure that he didn’t accidentally push you over the edge. He’s not a cuddly person but if you happen to rest your head on his chest, he’ll put an arm around your shoulder, maybe rub the smallest of circles in your back once you’re asleep.

If you spend the night and feel super sore in the morning, he’ll use his status as Head Boy to pull a few strings and get you excused from class. If you have somewhere you need to be, he’ll help you get dressed. If you take a shower right after, he’ll join you and wash your hair for you.

You know, simple things so no one catches him simping.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Tom loves your lips. He likes to watch them tremble and quiver as he makes a mess out of you. He loves the shape they make when you call out his name. He likes how soft they feel against his own because he’s the only one who gets to kiss you.

As for himself, Tom supposes that he likes his hands. He likes how they look wrapped around your neck and the power rush it gives him to be able to squeeze around your throat. It always makes you look so small underneath him.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Inside you, it makes him feel like he’s marking you as his or something. That being said, seeing it spread across your face also makes him smile.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He’s pretty straight forward with you about what he wants to do in bed but he does have a fantasy about bending you over and fucking you in front of his followers. It would be the ultimate power move but he never actually suggests it because he knows you probably wouldn’t go for it and he doesn’t really like the idea of his lessers seeing you naked, no, that’s just for him and him alone. So, I guess you could say that he’s a secret voyeur.

(and he turns into a cuddler when he’s asleep)

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Oh, Tom fucks. He knows what he wants to do and how to do it, no need to worry about that.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Probably having you bent over something or on his lap while he’s sitting up. Against the wall would also probably make his top ten. But having you underneath him is always a classic.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Tom is...sadistic. He likes to tease you, poke fun at how desperate you are, but he can also be very serious, especially if he’s jealous.

“Does Dolohov get to fuck you? Does he get to make you feel this good?”

“N-no, my lord! Only y-you do!”

“Mmh, that’s what I thought.”

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I mean, Tom lived in the 40s so I doubt that anyone was clean shaven back then. He’s not too picky or worried about it, but I could see him keeping himself neatly trimmed.

Once he becomes Voldy, he just straight up doesn’t have any, lol.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He’s not romantic but he lets you know that you’re the center of all his attention in the moment. He’s focused on you and only you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Doesn’t do it often, doesn’t really see the point if he has you. Will indulge if you’re not up to a session or are otherwise unavailable.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Choking, of course, is one of his sadist go-tos. He doesn’t really do the whole ‘daddy’ thing but call him ‘sir’ or ‘lord’ and you’re in for a treat.

Tom will degrade and praise you at the same time. One minute he’s calling you a filthy little whore and the next, he’s telling you how good you’re being for him. He’s also the type to spit in your mouth.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Tom doesn’t really have a favorite spot to fuck you but he’s got some designated places for it. His bed naturally, the Room of Requirement is quite nice for it, the Chamber of Secrets if he’s feeling particularly powerful. One time you did it in the Forbidden Forest and it was surprisingly romantic. If someone pisses him off, he won’t hesitate to fuck you in their bed or their office (you can only hope that that phoenix doesn’t snitch to Dumbledore about what you did on his desk).

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Anger is one of his biggest motivators. Envy, pride and sheer boredom as well. If you’re in the mood, it’s not hard to get him in the mood. If he feels like he’s letting in too much emotion, he’ll probably end up fucking you to distract himself from it but sometimes that doesn’t really help because the way you look drifting off to sleep in his arms is so...

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Tom’s not really the type to have boundaries but he doesn’t like to beg and he won’t do anything you don’t want to. He won’t have sex with you if you’re too drunk to understand what you want, he much prefers it when you’re genuinely able to want him.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He likes receiving much more than giving (another reason why he loves your lips). There’s something about having you on your knees in front of him, looking up with an adoring expression that just drives him wild. He’ll let you do most of the work, but you can bet that he’ll have a hand in your hair the whole time.

While he doesn’t like to give you oral, he does enjoy fingering you.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Tom can go either way here, it depends on his mood. He likes to be rough, he’s not at all a very soft fellow, but sometimes he likes to hold you out for as long as possible or simply just be able to appreciate your lovely body.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He’s not opposed to them at all but they’re not his favorite. He likes to plan things out ahead of time and take his time, but he won’t say no to a spontaneous blowjob in a supply closest or to fingering you before transfigurations.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Tom tends to be a creature of habit but he most definitely has an adventurous side to him. He’s willing to experiment, especially if it means experimenting with spells.  

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can go for several rounds, until he feels that he’s gotten everything he can out of it.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Not toys, necessarily, but his wand or better yet, your wand. If he’s got you tied up or immobile, he likes to drag it over your body or hold it to your throat to remind you whose in charge.

When will we finally get that book of sex spells

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Tom likes to tease quite a bit. He’ll let you squirm and beg for your release, he’ll make you earn it.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s not loud but god damn, does he make a lot of noise. Lots of grunting and growling in a low tone. Tom is, without a doubt, the king of dirty talk and has a way of making insults sound endearing. He likes to sound like he’s in control, even when he’s not.

You, on the other hand, he loves to hear you to come unfurled for him. He’ll make fun of your high pitched squeals and cries, but don’t be fooled, he lives to hear them.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

“I hate you, Riddle.”

“I find that hard to believe considering how much you’re whining right now.”

“Shut up and fuck me.”

“Not if you don’t show some respect.”

“Please shut up and fuck me, sir.”

“If you insist, darling.”

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

I feel like you have to have the biggest set of balls to do half of the shit that Tom does

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Very high, he’s a very horny bastard (unless he’s already busy with something).

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Tom doesn’t fall asleep right after. He waits until you’ve already drifted off and then lets himself have a few moments to admire you and think about how glad he is that you’re his. Just a few moments though, least he end up going soft.

[thequeendesi]

Jay NSFW ABCs

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Jay is definitely not the most touchy person after sex. He likes to let you lay on his shoulder while he holds you with one arm, one arm behind his head and watch TV. His mind is still running a million a minute.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves his arms the most. I mean have you seen them? He’s cocky as hell over them. He loves picking you up and knowing that you’re watching his muscles flex. His favorite part about you definitely would be your eyes. It was the first thing he ever noticed about you. He loves when you look up at him.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

On your face. He likes splooging on your face and seeing how stunned you are everytime.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

The first time the two of you had sex, he had to majorly hold back. He was too scared to hurt you.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

VERY experienced. Sometimes it makes you jealous when a girl he slept with waves at him in the hallways. ( he always ignores them tho, he’s staring straight at his number one girl )

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

The breeding press

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Very serious. He’s concentrated on getting you off. But he will laugh if you’re being silly.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He’s groomed to the point you’re not getting hair in your mouth. Because that was an issue in the beginning.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He’s very serious in the part of getting you off, more than once before he gets off. He loves seeing your eyes roll back or stare at him in shyness. He calls you his little lamb because he feels “like a wolf when I’m in the zone”

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He doesn’t masterbate. Whenever he was horny there’d be a girl in the background. But ever since dating you he does jerk off because he respects your aspect to say no. He does it in the shower and imagines what he would do to you instead.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Being called sir, he’s very much into praising you.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

His car, or his bed. Sometimes the woods if he’s feeling frisky.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

You. All of you just turn him on. Short skirts, crop tops, you wearing his clothes. He will send you a short text with “you tease” and you’ll always return a wink and small but know you’re getting your guts rearranged later.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Watersports

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He is a FUCKING GOD at giving. He prefers to give, actually. He loves watching you jerk and squirm and whine his name when he isn’t as fast as you’d want.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He’s very rough, no matter if he’s slow or fast.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Always prefers a quickie, he loves bending you over the couch and fuckin you from behind.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He’s always wanting to experiment. Try new things.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He can last many rounds before it begins to hurt, but he will always overstimulate you with oral.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Cock rings and little vibrators are his best friends. It makes it better for the both of you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He LOVES to tease. Watching you whimper and squirm at his touch, begging for him to let you cum? *chef kiss* magic.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He’s a low groaner. He gets more higher pitched at the end.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He likes when you put red lipstick on before giving him the ol’ sucker suck 3000.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Solid 8 inches, little more than average girth, curves forward and isn’t circumsized

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

His sex drive is HIGH. He always wants you. 24/7 however he can understand the word no.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He’s not tired. He can go another round, but if he notices you’re asleep? He’ll stay up a couple more minutes before falling asleep.

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Draco Malfoy Smut Alphabet

As requested by about 5 different anons :)

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Draco tends to have quite intense sex, so afterwards, he makes sure to shower you with praise And Male you drink water. He’ll often run you a deep, hot bath with plenty of bubbles and soothing ointments

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Draco likes his mouth. He seems to be able to make you squirm with simple kisses and caresses, and his tongue makes you SCREAM

On you, he loves your thighs- they always squeeze his hips and shoulders and head when you’re close

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Draco loves the sight of your face stained with his come. If you’re sucking him off, he’ll pull away at the last moment to spurt all over your face- you make sure to keep your mouth wide open for him

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Draco likes taking you wherever there’s the possibility you could get caught- empty classrooms, broom cupboards, his father’s study...

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s fairly experienced. He knows what to do and how to do it, and is very quick to pick up on your little tics and the things that make you scream

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

He loves fucking you into the mattress with you on your belly, hips raised with a few pillows (speed bump position)

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Draco is VERY serious when he fucks you, so often any laughs are saved for afterwards

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

His pubic hair is straight and wiry and very well groomed. It’s a bit darker than the hair on his head too

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Draco can be VERY intimate- but he can also fuck you til you scream and see spots

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

This lil posh boy has always been taught that a real gentleman doesn’t take himself in hand.

Lucius never said anything about Pillows, though.

One time you walked in on him straddling a pile of pillows and rutting his hips, teeth bared and grunting your name over and over...

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Dom/sub, being called sir or master, spanking, choking, slight exhibitionism, role play

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

He’s not particularly fussy- he has a particular fondness for bending you over desks

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

He does NOT need much. Being close to you, feeling you wriggling against him, rubbing your hands up and down his back...

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Draco has yet to find something he won’t like/ he’s a kinky little shit...

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He adores fucking your mouth, and he makes the most lovely noises when your throat constricts around him...

Often, he’ll grab at you and arrange you into a 69 position so that he can taste you while you suck him off... it’s much harder to concentrate on his dick when he licks you out so well...

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Go hard or go home. Often you’re rather sore after your love making- Draco goes very rough with you

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Draco adores sweeping you off into an empty room to fuck you, telling you ‘be quiet, there’s a girl’ and clamping his hand over your mouth to keep you quiet

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Draco loves to try new things with it- you’d be surprised with how easily he gets easily addicted to new positions and games

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He goes for one round. That round, however... is intense. Fast, hard, rough and lasting a fair while, leaving you like jelly

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Draco has a variety of handcuffs, ties, pretty little outfits and such for you to wear, but it’s you who has the really fun toys- he’ll often leave you tied up with a vibrator held up to your clit as you beg for him to just please let you cum... it’s never that simple 🤷🏻‍♀️

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

See above. Draco loves to tease you. There’s nothing he loves more than holding you on edge for hours or more ...

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He’s not LOUD. He makes noises of course, often through gritted teeth or muffled as he bites into your shoulder...

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

One of his biggest fantasies is to have his way with you, taking you from behind while a third person watches your little display...

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Ohooo... seven inches of pale, velvety flesh with a throbbing red tip... almost alwYs makes your eyes roll back as he enters you

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Oh, he would go at it all day with you if you didn’t have responsibilities. He would love to fuck you all day every day, but you both have jobs, things to do, people to see...

Doesn’t stop you fucking at least three times a week.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Not very. Draco doesn’t like to fall asleep and leave you straight afterwards (see ‘A’). He would much rather sit up with you, cuddling you tight to his chest, telling you how amazing you are

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[b4-yeonder]

Hey are the requests open? If so, can you do a a-z nsfw for Lucifer? If they're not open then please ignore this. Anyways, I love your writing and I'm looking forward to more 😊😊😊

I’ve never done one of these before so I hope it’s okay. Also I struggle to take anything seriously so of course there’s gonna be some dumb shit in here. Anyway, hope you enjoy and thank you so much! 

Warnings: NSFW, mentions of murder

NSFW A-Z: LUCIFER

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Lucifer can be rough - he's known to be a sadist after all but that doesn't mean he doesn't know how to look after you once he's had his way. Softens his voice, asks if you're okay, if there's anything you need. Will clean you up and praise you for how well you did. If it's him needing the aftercare, he's very quiet, playing over what just happened. Appreciates a drink and gentle caresses to bring him back down to earth

B = Body Part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

I think that Lucifer has quite a lot of insecurities - being told you're perfect all the time can make you dwell more on your flaws (or what you deem to be flaws.) But one thing he does like is his eyes. He knows he can make you lose yourself in his eyes with a single look. One look from across the room and he can have you begging for him within moments.On you he loves your hands. He doesn't let many people get close, let alone touch him, but your hands can ease his pains and make him feel loved. Massages, caresses, the way you hold his head against your chest at night, or the way you grip his cock so eagerly once he's riled you up. Also ties into a little somethin' I'll mention below in the D section eh ehhhh. (Oh and your mouth is a close second. (And not just because you called him baby boy once and had him malfunctioning for a whole hour.))

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Lucifer doesn't like the thought of cleaning up, so prefers to cum inside you - it's his main way of showing that you're his. But accidents happen and there have been times he's slipped out at the last minute and coated the skin of your stomach/back and for a moment he found himself admiring it - like a new way of marking you as his. Oh he also likes painting your tongue with his cum too because watching you swallow it makes his pride bl o s s o m.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Dirty to him anyway - he actually likes submitting to you. (Once you two are quite established.) Shock horror! But you're the only one he trusts to completely let loose with, and sometimes when you have this much pressure on you it's nice to let someone else take control. BE HONOURED. OH and the hand thing. He will fucking worship your digits. Kiss 'em, suck 'em, nuzzle 'em. OOF. 

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He's been around for a long time, so it goes without saying he's had plenty of experience. He's well versed in the basics and is quick to pick up on every little thing you like to use against you (in the best way possible).

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Likes being able to see your face, to watch every little sound escape your lips, every little sign of pleasure. Feeds off of it. But is not averse to shoving you face first into the mattress and fucking you senseless until you can barely utter a word. So y'know depends on his mood really. 

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Serious. But dumb shit can happen during sex and even the Mighty First is not immune to this. Will laugh stuff off and get things quickly back on track by muttering naughty things in that delicious voice of his. If you insist on being jokey he'll insist on making it so you can't do anything but moan ;)

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He's a busy guy, but he makes sure to always be groomed. This does mean that things get on top of him and well...don't blame the overworked tired bean if he gets a little unruly down there sometimes, okay?

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 

He's almost always quietly praising/encouraging you - in between the teasing of course. 

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He's a stressed mess, he needs to release his frustrations somehow. Does it less so since you came along, and honestly didn't masturbate too often before, but when he does it's a scene. He takes his time, making sure to work up to a glorious finish so that he can truly relax afterwards.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Probably has a Sir or Daddy kink. Kinda likes choking you as well. One time your hand slipped from his chest to his throat without you thinking and that's when he realised he kinda likes being choked too oii oiiii.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

His freakin' giant glorious bed because he's old and has back pain. Also bending you over his desk after rather troublesome days works too.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

You teasing him throughout the day. "MC you're eating that corn too sexually I'm going to have to teach you a lesson later." "Did you just call me mum? I don't care if it's an accident, I'm going to have to punish you later." "Did you just breathe? That's it, you asked for it." In all seriousness he rarely shows his want for you on the outside, but inside he'll be raring to ravage you. Depends on the day - one day you could have him popping a boner simply by rubbing your foot against his calf. The next, stripping naked and grinding on his face might not even make him blink. 

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

"Roleplay as Satan for me, Lucifer." You're probably dead before you even finish speaking those words, sorry I don't make the rules. (Oh wait I kinda do right now oops.)

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Prefers to give as he likes having the power over you to make you come completely undone. Can feel a little vulnerable receiving - maybe he got bitten by a devious ex lover, who knows, but once you get going and his confidence with you grows he likes nothing more than grabbing the back of your head and urging you to take more of him.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He can be both. Fast and rough are his go-to, and when he does go slow, his thrusts are still usually on the harder side.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He loves taking his time with you, as he likes driving you crazy for him but if the mood calls for it he has no issues with bending you over his desk and taking you right then and there. Will probably take extra care of you next time.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Damn straight he's down to experiment. Is curious to see how far both of you can go and what you're willing to do. 

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Only one round, his back hurts too much. I'm kidding, he can go a few rounds, and can last a long time. There have been a couple occasions he's cum rather fast - either when drunk, or it's been a while since the last time. Gets very embarrassed over it but knows it's natural and happens sometimes. (That’s not the norm though, he promises.)

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He got a bit crazy when you came along. Anything you like the sound of, he has. Already had blindfolds and things to bind you with - rope, ribbons, string cheese, you name it. But now you're here he has a whole collection of toys to tease you with. Even has a favourite vibrator he loves to leave strapped to your thigh so you can't get away from it. Ah, good times.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Biiitch. BIiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch. This monster is the biggest tease. "Hm...I'm not sure you deserve my cock today, MC. Now now, begging will get you nowhere." (It probably will eventually, just saying. ...Maybe.) He'll leave you on read for days but magically turn up just as you're about to pleasure yourself like "nuhuh bitch, not today."

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Fairly quiet - any sounds he does make are low in his throat, deep. Loses control closer to reaching his climax - gets breathier, speaks a little louder and noises are more frequent. Buuut once he did manage to wake up everyone in the house but that was because you'd been teasing him all day, you hadn’t slept together in like a week, and he'd been drinking and-- the list of excuses go on.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Was once convinced to try out women's underwear once after a conversation with Asmo and was pleasantly surprised by how nice his ass looked. Will never EVER tell anyone this though, not even you and shit I shouldn't even be writing this he's probably gonna-- Oh heyyy Lucifer, nothing to see here I was jus--*gurrKH*

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Decent length, decent thickness. Just enough to take a bit of work to fit in but not too much that it's uncomfortable, y'know?

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Not very high, definitely not above average. Can definitely go without, but his mind might wander.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Depends how tired he is, and how much is on his mind. You'll probably be the one to fall asleep first most of the time, which is great because he's good at giving after-sex cuddles. Plus your steady breathing makes it easier for him to sleep as well so...win win?

[old-congratzams]

𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐰 𝐚𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭 𝐰. 𝐞𝐫𝐰𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐡

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: visuals, smut

𝐍𝐎 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐒 𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐃.

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Erwin is a really busy man and quite often he will skip a few hours of sleep to get work done. Sometimes he will pass out after the sex while holding you close to him, but when he is not that tired he will hold you in his arms and whisper sweet things in your ear.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

I think Erwin is proud of his appearance in general. He is well-groomed, tall in height and has muscles underneath some softness in his body.

When it comes to his partner, he absolutely loves their eyes. He loves reading them, checking for any sign of emotion, specially when his partner is somewhat embarrassed. Eyes are much more revealing than people think.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

When receiving oral, Erwin wants to get the job done quick and without leaving any evidence. He loves it when you swallow his cum like the good girl you are. Also, it's quite thick and somewhat bitter, but you absolutely love it.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He dreams of spanking your bum every time you turn around to leave his office. His eyes linger on the figure of your hips and how it sways as you walk.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Erwin is quite experienced. There are many women that flirt with him on daily basis and he's willing to take things further if he's interested as well. Although, he doesn't feel that need after the two of you met and he was interested in claiming you as his.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Erwin is a very serious man. If he says he has to punish you, he will do it and will not let you escape or have things your way. He takes his compromises very seriously. If you try to lighten up the mood during the small kisses that he places on your jaw and neck, he will bring the mood back to sensuous or nothing will happen.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Erwin invests lots of time into making himself look presentable. That includes down there.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He prizes intimacy. Like, he doesn't know what will happen the day after, so your relationship has to be meaningful. He has to know there is someone waiting for him to come back home or fighting by his side (in case his partner if from the survey corps, but that's highly dangerous). Erwin does not want to live an empty life.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Erwin's done it quite a few times before getting into a relationship with you. He's too embarrassed to admit it, he's a gentleman after all. He always pictured the things he'd do to you, how he'd bend you over his desk... The list goes on.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

He probably enjoys being called by authority titles, like 'sir', 'commander' etc. as well as being the dominant one in bed. Also, he will punish you in many ways (he is that creative) if you disrespect him or tease him all day long.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

His office and as well as the bedroom. He'd rather keep his life private.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

The way you misbehave. He loves punishing you as much as he won't admit it as he has to be in full control and guarantee that you'll grow to respect him (of course you do, it's just so fun to tease him and be a brat).

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He won't push you into things that are off the limits for you. Also, he kinda gets turned off if you come off as very sexual in public. He likes the innocence behind your actions and that's something that gets him going too.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Man... Erwin is LOVES both. He is a God when it comes to using his tongue to pleasure you. Also, he loves how you suck him off and he gets all flustered like a teenager (I think he hadn't many experiences like that smskamsks most of times he is the one doing it).

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Erwin can be both. It depends on the mood.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Erwin likes to take his time, either taking off your clothes or spanking your soft ass. Quickies are something he is not particularly fond of (also, I think he's seen too many people having quickies and never talked about it.... so, traumatized for life).

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Erwin is sooo up to experimenting things, but another thing he would never do is public sex as the risk of getting caught exists, even if it's one in one billion.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

If he isn't too tired and has the time to do it, I'm sure he could fuck you the entire day. Maybe three times in a row before taking a long break? His sessions are quite long too.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He would be curious at first, but he is willing to try it or even make it a surprise for you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Uhh... Usually, you're the one teasing him, but once he loses his patience he would edge you multiple times due to your misbehaviour.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He is a master at dirty talking, calling you his princess and things like that. Otherwise, he is not very loud, maybe a few deep and uneven breaths.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He doesn't want to cum inside you if you're on duty. It's not pleasant to have it running down your thighs and he is thoughtful as that. Erwin will ask you to suck him off after you've reached orgasm and he can't hold it anymore.

Also, regarding his favorite position, he likes how close he is to you and how he can kiss the top of your head after you're both finished.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Erwin is not longer than average length, but he is THICK.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

He is over the horny teenager phase and can control his needs, but there are times he will just want to spend the entire day fucking you in his bed as he misses you on daily basis.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

If he's really tired, he will be falling asleep on top of you. Otherwise, he will keep you close to him as he runs his fingers through your hair while you sleep.

[nuestraluzdelaluna]

nsfw alphabet with virgil van dijk please

Virgil Van Dijk NSFW Alphabet:

1,179 words - i went a bit overboard lmao

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He is pretty exhausted but is still caring take of you. Searching for marks on body and looking out that you come down from his roughness the right way.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite body part is his hair. (that’s not really a body part but who cares) He is always taking good care of it and takes pride in how good it looks. Besides that he enjoys nothing more than either feeling you run your hair through his hair when you cuddle or tugging on it when he eats your pussy like his last meal.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He will only cum inside you, doesn’t matter if it’s your pussy, mouth or ass.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He loves eating his cum out of you and making you swallow it. Especially if he cums before you he will go down and eat you out till you cum and then he’ll kiss you and make you taste his cum mixed with your juices.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He is experienced. He knows exactly what he wants and how to give you what you need.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Honestly doesn’t matter as longs a he can spank you he is alright. But he really loves doggy since he has prefect access to your ass.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He is really serious. Always trying his hardest, even though doesn’t have to try hard, to make you and him feel good.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He has a bit of hair but nothing too crazy.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Virgil doesn’t make sex the most romantic thing, some times he just needs to fuck you and then he doesn’t care to be romantic. If you like it as well he is more into degrading.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He doesn’t jerk off incredibly much but when he’s away from you there is a need to satisfy. Then he will just pull out his phone and look at some videos you two recorded or simply call you and make himself feel things only you can make him feel usually.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Dom/sub - he is incredibly dominant, loving to feel power over you in the bedroom.

Sir - don’t you dare to call him anything than sir or else he will make sure you feel the traces of him for the next few days

Orgasm control - he loves to feel powerful and be the one to decide when and if you are allowed to cum.

Spitting - lube is unnecessary when you are with him but he will still spit on your pussy, loving to see it run down. If you are up to it he will also spit in your mouth and make you swallow it, showing you who is in control.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He doesn’t care. He does not give a fuck who can see, hear or know what you guys are doing. If either one of you are horny it is impossible for you two to go home, he will take you where you are.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Red lipstick - makes him think about spreading it on his dick

Sitting on his lap - shows other you are his, feeling your ass on his crotch and he has easy access to your pussy or tits

When you wear skirts - makes him think about how easy it would be to just bend you over and fuck you.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

In general he is down to try absolutely everything, however as soon as you call out your safe word or say no to something he wants to try, it’s a no for him. Besides that he would never hurt you in a way you don’t think of as pleasurable.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He prefers receiving, feeling your throat contract around his length. Spit dribbling down your chin and your mascara running.

However he still loves eating you out and could spent hours doing it. Feeling your hands tug on his hair and your wetness rubbing over skin, turning him on incredibly.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Virgil is always pretty fast and rough, fucking you like his life depended on it.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Quickies are prominent in your relationship, you guys always wanting to fuck wherever you go so he will just bend you over a random sink in some bathroom and remind you how good he feels.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Virgil is really willing to take risks, always fucking you in semi public places, the risk of getting caught turning him on incredibly.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He lasts forever. Fore play and teasing is incredibly long with him so one round already lasts long, but besides that virgil is able to go many many rounds.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He has several virbrators to tease you with. He also got you a dildo for the times he is away, loving to watch you use it to fuck yourself with.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Virgil is the biggest tease. He is the one to decide if you get to cum and when and he takes full advantage of that, always denying you.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He is talking a lot and let’s out a few deep groan here and there but he prefers to let you do the moaning.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Virgil absolutely loves your ass. In jeans, in shorts or no clothes he loves it. He especially likes to train your ass, using buttplugs and his fingers to prepare you for his dick.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Do i even have to say something? Virgil is big like biggg, big.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Really high, he loves to have morning sex but that doesn’t mean that you guys won’t be going at it the evening of the same day.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He is not falling asleep that quick. Needing some time to calm down and then he loves to just talk, because just being able to talk is something which is not that common in your busy lives.

[lucarioisinthevoid]

hello good sir (sir being a gender neutral term), i'd like to send some p r o m p t s. so i haven't played ucn in a LONG time, but some ideas off the top of my head: toy freddy (would be funny), funtime foxy (cause they're a bitch), n. fredbear and maybe nightmare (cause they're twisted versions of his b e l o v e d fredbear), and maybe foxy+bonnie (cause it's a bitch). just some ideas! also, being a man of culture, i'd like to request some tortu- jk, jk (i'd say sth funny but character limit).

(I will fight you for this ask. I will come to you home and pick you up and fling your body into space and into literal Among Us. My brain was going a mile a minute trying to gather enough coins to get rid of Funtime Foxy, and keep on top of EVERYTHING ELSE- And yet I was still surprised when I finally got jumpscared. Welp, I couldn’t have predicted it, so it’s kinda fun being able to write this now. Also yes, warning for mild torment! I’m just not good at writing it- Oh, also, here’s the AO3 link to the thing: https://archiveofourown.org/works/27687695/chapters/67764007 You can read the whole thing there and I update it there as I do here. You can request over there to, but that’s beside the point)

Be on top of his games. Watch his shows. Check in, but only at the right times. Henry grinded his teeth. It was almost like he had a son again- dear god, this truly was hell, wasn’t it? For a moment he had thought the Helpy robot was joking as he elaborated on what the damn plastic piece of shit’s mechanic was- No. No cursing. He shook his head. That was being petty for no reason. He had a mechanic- and it was a stupid one- but that was better than nothing. It was better than being told “you will die” without being able to do anything about it. For a moment he frowned, a though manifesting itself in the back of his mind. … if he would know there was no way to escape the pain, he would grow numb to it. So whoever or whatever set this up seemed to have a keen interest in- The clock chimed, it was time to play. Instantly he pulled up the monitor. He had been gifted the leeway of being allowed to eradicate one of them- and dear god, he would not say no, not if it was the only chance to give a little bit of payback. He checked on Toy Freddy- a good contender to be murdered- and clicked the door of the- vacuum cleaner- dear god, this would make his brain rot- then he moved on to more sensible things, like checking on Foxy, who was thankfully out, then moving over to gathering coins. Laughter from the door. “Mister Miller… look at you. You seem stressed.” “Why yes, I am quite tense.” Without looking up he closed the doors, opening them up right away. “I have to admit to my distain of the character selection that currently is coming after me. They make no sense, you see?” Another, similarly as deep voice sounded, albeit with a brighter tint to it- “… oh, don’t be ashamed of that, Mr. Miller. They have more distain for you than you do for them.” Once more, doors closed, doors open. He didn’t even need to look. “I can assume that, yes, but that is hardly my issue, is it now? My issue is their reality bending and tedious habits.” For this round he would be stuck on the cameras, wouldn’t he? Once more he flipped over to Foxy, gathering coins and being quietly thankful for the fact that he and Bonnie had not switched places yet. He had to get this done in the first time-warped hour and if he didn’t- he wasn’t sure when exactly the clock would move over and he didn’t want to find out. The nightmare duo was chuckling, so he shortly put the monitor down to look inside of Nightmare Fredbear’s red eyes. “… what are you supposed to be?” “You have never truly understood your own creation, did you…? If it lives… it changes…” “The only nightmare I ever created were the suits and-“ He turned to the other side, spotting the more pinkish eyes shining from that frame. “… you. Are you not supposed to be me?” “I think you can answer that yourself.” Shaking his head, Henry dismissed both of them, closing the doors and opening the camera feed, checking once more on Foxy, helping out Toy Freddy and finally snatching up the last few coins he needed- instantly he moved over to the price corner, ordering one of the silver coins- His eyes darted to the clock- Oh god, only a few more moments before the timer skipped- The pink hellfox was peering out of its cove, grinning widely- a grin that instantly was replaced by an agonized and hateful scream as Henry used the coin, allowing himself for a moment to watch the machine literally being disintegrated into clear silver dust. From the side, Nightmare Fredbear chuckled. “… how cruel.” “This is a dog-eat-dog world. You should not try to inflict onto others what you are not willing to go through yourself.” “Oh? Are you ready for what is coming for you then?” Abruptly Henry started laughing, as he once more checked on Foxy, then moved to Toy Freddy. “What? What is coming for me? Being brought back to Fredbear’s, except this time I am immortal, have inhuman strength and can start honing my ability to move whatever I desire with my mind? What a terrible fate you are threatening me with, Nightmare! I am appalled! How dare you gift me with everything I have ever wanted!” One last time he switched back to Foxy, then deactivated the monitors, assuming it was best to be on Foxy’s camera right away, so when he pulled the camera back up- His eyes fell on the little figure of Bonnie that was now on the table. For the love of god, how could he have been that stupid!? Looking up at Nightmare Fredbear’s red eyes, he saw a bit of bemusement in it- that and a deep, underlaying level of pure disgust. “… will you ever learn, Mr. Miller? Will you ever realize that the resistance you have been met with was not from nowhere? Will you learn that you cursed them?” “NONSENSE.” Henry HISSED. “I considered you smart. I was wrong. The only reason the children were struggling against me because I could not yet accommodate them well enough- propaganda against me and my mission was spread. William seemed to have been just fine with his joke of a family that he had gotten himself in a flight of passing fancy. What made him different?!” There was only silence from the outside, as Henry glanced once more at the figure. Still Bonnie and it wouldn’t change. Muttering more so to himself than to the Fredbear, he stressed his point. “Nature has turned on me for taking what I desired, much like the ocean, the skies and the land has turned against humanity at every opportunity. Even in the different religious texts, humanity and to steal and take with violence what it needed to become what it was meant to be. One god banished the species in fear of them becoming immortal, much like the being itself- another wanted to deny us fire as petty retaliation, because fire brings creation- and it had to be taken back by theft.” Not quite, but close enough. He didn’t want to recount the stories. “… if you want to grow, you have to feed, and if you feed, you destroy. And so, destruction brings new creation. We feed off the old gods and create new rules. Nature does not like to be controlled and abused- all it wishes is to slowly burn itself out. Until nothing is left. But we humans preserve- we are a species who is so defenseless, yet have made it this far, by preserving knowledge, by learning early, early and as much as we can- eventually however it will come to a standstill. You can only learn so much with the time given. Until said time become infinite. Some ills of humanity can only be cured by allowing humans to permanently remain and learn. For that we need immortality.” There still was only silence and he sighed- He had wasted too much time. The Bonnie figure was still there, but he might as well get it over with, he wouldn’t get around him disabling the cameras. Quickly he closed the door to the left side where he knew Nightmare Fredbear was waiting, pulling up the cameras, to Bonnie’s aggressive scream- But before he could really boot the thing up, a giant black paw came from above grabbing the little tablet, cracking it. The Amalgamation was towering over him, black fur and metal broken up by the silver shine of its teeth. Baffled for a few seconds, Henry looked at him. “I… did not hear you.” “The others are not your problem anymore, are they now?” With its vile grin it picked Henry up by the head, an incredibly painful experience, playfully throwing him against the wall with full force- a crack was sounded and as Henry tried to stumble back on his feet, he quickly realized he couldn’t- something was damaged, so badly that the pain was too much- His head was still sharp though, the white pain barely being fended off by his mind trying to figure out how this creature could be HERE- It had been HIM, it was HIM, what would make him want to- Blood was dripping from out his mouth, tasting disgustingly mechanical- “… you… you are supposed to be ME-“ Smiling the monstrous bear-esque beast picked him up, causing another wave of incoherent, glowing pain to wash through Henry, his whole chest being just enough to fill the Amalgamation’s hand. “I was you. We have seen all your thoughts, all your ideas, we have shaped, and we have remembered. You are me. And we crave violence, Mister Miller. Your words were pretty to hear, but we do not believe them. We know what we are- a monster who thinks of itself too highly, an animal unable to resist the siren call of violence and blood. Our creation has not made us better than all the monsters we feared becoming. There is only one difference between us… … I am not ashamed of my needs anymore.” With that he started pulling on Henry’s arm, pulling as the delirious man convulsed under him- Ready to take a bite out of it. “But I do love creation too… and I cannot wait to see what we will turn you into. The brain is moldable, Henry. It does fantastical things under pain and pressure…” His other claw was digging into the human’s head. The other was pulling the now separated arm to his maw, biting down with a sickening, wet crunch. Happily he sighed. The few seconds of Henry’s awareness that were left only wondered quietly if his parts being consumed would mean he would never get them back- The Amalgamation seemed to hear the thought, grinning at him with its now stained teeth. “I will vomit you back… to relieve your horror…” … with that Henry faded.

[frvckles]

THE BEACON

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY

“ darkness thrives in the void but always yields to purifying LIGHT. ”

on october the first, 1989, forty-three children were born in the same moment. not totally unlikely, come to think of it. but the curiosity comes when one discovers that none of the mothers had been expecting a child when the day had started. now everyone the world over knows of sir reginald hargreeves and his umbrella academy, his six seven EXTRAORDINARY children. OLIVER JAMES CHARLTON was one of the thirty six other miracle babies, only his parents refused sir reginald’s offer for their child, choosing to raise him instead.

PROFILE: LEGAL NAME :: oliver charlton ALIAS :: the beacon D.O.B :: 01.10.1989 LOCATION :: unknown CURRENT ABILITIES :: lumokinesis ( light manipulation ) POTENTIAL ABILITIES :: absolute light 

oliver’s LUMOKINESIS gives him control over the light in his immediate area, shaping and manipulating it in a variety of ways. the most common application of this is the bending and shifting of light to render himself essentially INVISIBLE. this invisibility comes with a slight shimmer, which is the only indication that particles of light are being shifted and stretched around him ( easy to overlook for a passive eye, but not difficult to notice if you know what you’re looking for ). any source of light can be made dimmer or brighter using his powers.

ollie can also ABSORB nearby light, this can be utilised in a few different ways. the main application is to charge himself, like a strong cup of coffee or a power nap, absorbing light makes oliver feel ENERGISED. enhance invisibility, absorbing light from nearby sources can aid him in remaining unseen. he might not be the strongest or best fighter, but he can channel light that he has absorbed into his combat, making his punches hit harder. he can also let out waves of light which can knock back aggressors. in rare cases, any absorbed light can be used to form hard-light barriers or SHIELDS. ( the use of these powers drains him massively and as a result he has a longer recovery time for some of his more powerful abilities ). 

ABSOLUTE LIGHT is not something that oliver knows how to use, it is a power that only occurs when his life faces an inescapable threat. absolute light grants ollie the ability to produce a light that is capable of DISINTEGRATING anything in its immediate range without the need for heat, and glowing as bright as the sun ensures that witnesses experience temporary BLINDNESS. 

[loveislattes]

NSFW Alphabet - Infelix

These are all personal opinions of mine. Of course, others might see it differently, but I hope you all enjoy the read no matter what!

(Re-post! The original got removed because I had an actual sex gif in here, so now there’s just a link!) @foxgivenblank originally collaborated with me on this and was the biggest help in getting this together! <3 

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Infelix is incredibly responsible for his partner. He instills amazing aftercare, ensuring they’re cleaned up, hydrated, and calmed. He doesn’t necessarily cuddle or get sickly sweet; He leaves it with some kisses once he’s sure they are not lost down the rabbit hole of subspace.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He’s not vain in any sense, so he prefers a practical part of his body; hands. Infelix is extremely crafty and loves to work with his hands, as well as enjoys the things his hands can do to his lover.

His favorite body part of his partner correlates perfectly with his love for his hands. He’ll never get over just how utterly well his capable fingers fit around your throat, how he can feel your life force under his palm- how human you are compared to him. The blank canvas of skin is the absolutely perfect place for him to mark you with love bites, as well as place the collar that leaves no question in mind; you belong to him.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Since you are his, he claims you in the most intimate way possible. He wants you filled with his cum, where it can’t be wiped away or cleaned off.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Infelix is nearly obsessed with giving oral to his partner. He gets the deepest satisfaction from controlling your pleasure and being the one to make you squirm and scream. It also gives you the perfect leverage to pull his hair, which only serves to drive him more insane.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He is the oldest of all the egos, by both invading his host first and also being the oldest demon. He’s been around for centuries. He’s had many, many experiences under his belt to hone his craft. He is skilled and proud of it.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

InfelixFavoritePositionGif

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Infelix is an intense lover. He might tease, but it's done in such a way that it just adds to the controlling airs about him, with a low rumbling growl right in your ear.

H = Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

When Infelix inhabited Felix’s form, it naturally stressed out his body, and in reaction, the hair on his head turned a white blonde. The roots stay a natural light brown, as does all the rest of his hair. He is just as in control of his appearance as every other aspect of his life, and thus keeps his beard and pubic hair trimmed.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Infelix is dedicated and passionate. You’re made acutely aware of his emotions for you and the depth of his feelings during sex by just how ardently he pleases you. He’s not emotive or extremely affectionate, but he shows his care in other ways.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He refuses to jack off since he has you, and will always use his partner to obtain his pleasure.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Domination/Submission, quite obviously, is his biggest. He needs absolute control of his lover, even if that means coercing it out of them.

Marking up his lover is another big kink for him, especially placing love bites on their throat and leaving behind abrasions from his beard on the most sensitive places.

Choking and breath play. He’s very careful and controlled when your life is in his hands, with all his years of practice, and he knows just how to push you to the edge without going too far.

He has a collar for his lover as well. It causes emotions similar to pride to bubble up when he sees his claim laid so boldly on your throat.

To him, you are his pet, just as he is your master to you. “Sir” or “master” is met in return with ‘good pet’. He’s also been known to dabble in positive degradation; terms such as good slut are common when he’s keeping you on the edge or when he’s acknowledging how well you take him.

With his incredible stamina, he’s able to go many rounds in a row, which leads to much more cum than normal. Over time, he’s developed a liking to seeing how much cum his lover can hold, stuffing them full until it’s dripping from their holes as another claim.

He has an obsession with oral sex, controlling your pleasure, and even edging you so you’re begging for him to finally end it. Having you shaking at his mercy flames his fires something fierce.

Toys are an occasional treat for you both. He’s got handcuffs, a remote-controlled vibrator, and even a crop for when he wants to treat or punish you.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

He’s quite open to most places, as long as there’s a semi-comfortable place whether it be a bed or table, but you should always be aware. He’s fond of catching you off guard in places you wouldn’t expect, both to give the element of surprise and as a reminder of just how much hold he has over you whenever he wishes.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Infelix just loves when you call him sir or master, and being good for him and proving your submission sets him off in the best ways. Just showing off your recent bite marks or collar has him ready to claim you again. There are also times he enjoys battling you into submission; when you’re being flippant or just not thinking of the repercussions of your actions, he’s more than happy to remind you just why he is your master.

When already in the middle of sex, pulling his hair and biting or scratching him are sure ways to amp up his intensity. Sure, he would never allow you to use as much force as he does, but the light sting is as alluring to him as the pain of his bite is to you.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

Slow sex, or lovemaking. He reserves the only bit of sweetness for important moments such as aftercare, and even then it’s doled out only as needed.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Infelix has the tongue of a devil. He’s incredibly skilled in giving oral and absolutely loves it. He loves getting it as well because then he can use you, choke you with his cock, and feed you his cum.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc.)

He is always fast and rough. Slow and sensual makes simply turns him off. He’d rather show his passion through fucking your brains into mush.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He prefers proper sex, but quickies are fun for him because he uses them to tease you. Get you all riled up, fuck you so hard it hurts, and leave you with his cum leaking out as soon as he finishes; the only explanation you get, if he gives one, is that he wants you aching for him, needing him.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Risk is the name of Infelix’s game. He doesn’t necessarily experiment because he’s fully in control of everything he does, but there’s always the slight risk that something could go wrong.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Infelix pretty much has endless stamina. He can go for as many rounds as he would like. He can fill your mouth first, then turn right around and fill your other holes in the same session. This ends in cum stuffing to an extreme when he’s in the mood.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He owns quite a few toys to use on his partner, including a crop and handcuffs when the occasion calls for them. He’s also keen to tease you with a remote-controlled vibrator, often sneaking it off and on when you’re in public together and enjoying the reactions that you can’t control.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Infelix is an incredible tease. From edging you and keeping you just on the brink of orgasm, to fucking you only for his pleasure, he’s always got the upper hand.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He’s not shy to let you know just how good you make him feel. Your noises and screams turn him on, and he knows he does the same to you. His growls, grunts, moans, and groans go unchecked and unfiltered.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Although he is completely possessive of you, he’s thrilled with the idea of sharing you on his terms; Quite possibly with Anti since he’s no doubt willing to bend to Infelix’s demands. He directs everything from right beside you, how to touch you, how long to fuck you, but the ultimate rule remains no matter what: they may not cum in or on you, and you may not cum from them. You’re to save that for when Infelix takes over. No one is allowed that pleasure other than himself.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Whether it’s from his demonic energy or just natural growth, Infelix is on the large side of the spectrum. Topping about eight inches when fully excited and thicker around than average, he fills his lover almost more than they can handle. He curves up just enough to hit every sweet spot you could beg for.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

He has an incredibly high sex drive, but it doesn’t control him. He can ignore it even when he has the urge.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

Infelix doesn’t need sleep. He will, however, stay on the bed with you, with some space, until you fall asleep. He knows his presence is comforting, as he exudes protection and safety.

[inagetawaycarxo]

NSFW A-Z | Sebastian Stan

A/N: Feedback is appreciated! Got a headcanon or imagine idea send it in...Requests are open!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

After you’s two have finished having a lot of sex and I mean a lot of rounds of sex, Seb likes to kiss you a lot.

He will kiss your lips, forehead, and neck, the back of your neck, the crook of your neck, shoulders, cheeks, back, stomach, and nose. {Let’s just say Seb is obsessed with kissing you a lot.}

He will also hold you close to him. Hugging you tightly against his side, or chest, while whispering dirty/sweet things into your ear.

He will also ask if he hurt you? If you enjoyed the sex and so on, even asking if you are hungry or thirsty.

If he does see a bruise he will kiss it softly.

Sometimes Seb will cuddle into your side or your chest, smiling up at you lovingly. He is really such a dork sometimes well all of the time. B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Seb’s favourite body part of his is his arms and also his eyes.

Seb loves/adores & cherishes every part of your body, but his favourite has to be your mouth.

He loves how soft they are when he kisses them. He especially loves it when they wrap around his throbbing cock and when you moan his name or moan in general or whimper. He can’t get help but get distracted by them.

Also your boobs and ass, he definitely loves them a lot, he can’t help but stare at them for a long period, he also isn’t afraid to get caught staring at them either.

He loves to smack your ass and hold it. He loves to hold your boobs when you are riding him, he also loves to suck on them and massage them. C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Seb loves to cum inside you, he loves watching his cum drip out of your pussy.

Also, he likes to cum on your face, in your mouth, on your boobs, and on your stomach.

Seb loves it when you cum into his mouth and on his fingers and when you cum around his cock.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He absolutely loves it when you thigh ride him. It turns him on so much, you feel embarrassed whenever you thigh ride him, you’ve only done it a couple of times, he wants you to do it more than two times, he finds it so hot and sexy.

Also loves it when you take control and dominate him, not that he will ever tell you that. E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Seb has definitely been with a few women before you, so yes he is quite experienced, he knows what he is doing and he knows how to get you to orgasm. F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Seb has many favourite positions, he just loves having sex with you in general. Though he has three favourite positions.

Cowgirl {riding him}; he loves this position cause you get to take control, he loves to watch your boobs bounce as you ride him, also cause he gets to grab your boobs and pull them down to his mouth as suck on them, all the while looking you in the eyes as he does it, making you throw your head back.

Doggy style/from behind; whatever one you like to call it, he loves to bend you over and fuck you. Grabbing a fist full of your hair and yanking your head back towards him, his mouth pressed against your ear as he talks dirty, while one hand grips your waist tightly. He will also kiss the back of your neck, the back of your shoulders and the crock of your neck. He will also nibble/kiss your earlobe/ear.

Missionary; good ole missionary, he loves to watch the facial expressions you make as he thrusts into you. Also loves to look you in the eyes as he thrusts into you. Also, he gets to kiss you a lot like I said in aftercare he is obsessed with kissing you.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Depends on his moods but he can be both serious and goofy, but mostly goofy. He is only serious when he is angry or jealous. H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Seb doesn’t fully shave it, but he does trim it. I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 

Seb is a hopeless romantic. He loves to kiss you a lot, especially during sex.

Kissing every inch of your skin, your back, your hands, your fingers/ fingertips, your forehead, your cheeks, your neck, the crook of your neck, the back of your neck, your shoulders, the back of your shoulders, your back, your stomach, your thighs, your lips,  your arms and so on…  His kisses are passionate.

He will also hold your hand.

He likes to give you compliments, telling you how beautiful you look. J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Seb only jacks off when he is filming or on press tours.

Mostly he will sext you, or facetime you, which means the two of you’s will have phone sex. K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Daddy Kink, Praise kink, Dom kink, biting kink, a little bit of sir kink, spanking, light bsdm, he likes it when you pull his hair as well, so hair pulling kink, though he will pull your hair as well. He loves it when you leave scratches on him. L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

The bed, motel, his trailer when you come to visit him, or yours if you are an actress. Against any surface, bent over on the kitchen counter, pool, shower, bathtub, beach, table, in an elevator, mirrors; he loves to watch himself fuck you.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

You, your lips, your eyes, when you seduce him and flirt with him, when you bite your lower lip, when you wear revealing clothes that show your cleavage a bit too much. Especially when you take him lingerie shopping, jealousy when he gets jealous or you get jealous. When you’re horny. N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Something that would hurt you or him. O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Seb is 50/50, he loves giving you oral and he loves receiving oral from you.

He loves eating you out, holding your hips down to the bed as eats you out, while you grab/tug his hair, moaning his name. Being the tease he is he likes to look at you while he is eating you out.

Seb uses his tongue, mouth, and fingers while giving you oral.

He likes face fucking too, whether it’s you sitting on his face and him eating you out or him deep throating you and fucking your mouth.

Before you take his cock into your mouth your swirl your tongue around the tip of his cock, looking at him as you do it. Which only makes him moan and beg you to suck him off.

Seb loves it when you wrap your lips around his cock and give him a blow job. His finger would entangle themselves in your hair as you continue to suck him off.

Also loves it when you swirl your tongue around the tip of his cock, then go back to sucking him off.

What really takes him to his climax is when you look up at him, while sucking him off and massaging/playing his balls.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Mostly fast and rough, though he only goes slowly when he is teasing you, making you beg for him to go faster. Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Honestly, he loves sex so yeah, he will defiantly have a quickie with you. You’s two have quickies all the time. R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He takes risks all the time, and experiments though he asks you first if you want to experiment and if he or you don’t like it then he won’t do it. S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He lasts for about 30 minutes before coming undone.

As for how many rounds Seb can go for a long time, about eight rounds, though you’s two take breaks in-between. T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He mostly just has handcuffs and other stuff also a vibrator, which is actually yours that he uses on you. U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He is the biggest tease in the world and he knows it.

He will lick his lips in front of you seductively might I add, basically eye fucking you in public.

Seb loves foreplay so much.

He will kiss his way up your arm towards your shoulder then kiss towards your neck, all the while rubbing your clothed pussy then he will pull away a smirk on his lips.

He will even pull out of you just as you are about to cum.

Tug your underwear down with his teeth.

Pay attention to every part of your body except for your core, the one where you want him the most.

When you’s are making out he will run his hands up and down your legs.

He likes to finger you under the table at double dates, or parties.

He also rubs the tip of his cock against your entrance making you moan and whimper, begging him to enter you.

Sebastian always smirks when he teases you.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Seb is pretty vocal in bed he doesn’t hold back, he will moan, moan your name as well, curse, whimper and groan. Though his moan is low, he will also talk a lot giving you compliments and a lot of dirty talk, sometimes in Romanian to. W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Sebastian loves to go lingerie shopping with you. A little too much, in fact, if you go without him he gets all pouty about it, though when you send some selfies you took he gets horny and forgives you. He likes to watch as you try on the lingerie, he definitely likes to touch you as well.

Sebastian smirked as he grabbed a black lace lingerie set, smirking, his eyes twinkled with mischief, as he turned around and made a beeline towards the changing rooms.

Sebastian opened the only curtain out of all three changing rooms that was closed.

Sebastian.” You shrieked out, as he opened the curtain wide, you quickly grabbed your shirt covering your exposed boobs.

“What, nothing I haven’t seen before.” He replied, closing the curtain again, and taking a few steps towards you, biting his lower lip as he stared at you with lust in his eyes.

“You could have asked if I was in this one instead of opening it, what if I wasn’t in this one.” You gasped out, still holding the shirt to your chest.

“There’s only three changing rooms babe, besides this one was the only one that was closed. Anyways try these on.” He spoke, handing you a red lace lingerie set and a black one, biting his lip again.

“Okay.” you sighed, taking the lingerie sets from him. Sebastian smirked at you as he took a seat.

You rolled your eyes as you turned towards the hook, hanging the two lingerie sets up on the hook.

You quickly dropped the shirt you’re were holding against your boobs, making Sebastian let out a moan.

You let out a chuckle, as you took the black lace bra off the hanger and put it on, then took the panties you had off slowly, making sure your ass was facing him, wiggling your ass as you pulled it down slowly.

“Fuck, you are killing me.” he moaned, cupping his already growing bulge through his jeans. While you smirked, taking the black lace panties of the hanger and putting them on.

“Like?” you asked, as you turned around to face him.

“Like, I love it.” He moaned, standing up and making his way over towards you.

His hands cupping the side of your face, as he pressed his lips against yours.

You let out a moan, as his hands slipped away from the side of your face and slid down on to your waist, just as he was about to deepen the kiss you pulled away, making Sebastian pout.

“Wait, I haven’t even tried the red one on yet or the other three.” You gasped out.

“They all look sexy on you, I’ll buy all of them for you, my treat.” He spoke, biting his lower lip, as his eyes looked down at your cleavage than your lips then your eyes then back to your cleavage again. Licking his lips hungrily.

“But…” you tried to say, only for Sebastian to cut you off, as he pressed his lips against yours, wrapping his arms around your waist and hoisting you up, you quickly wrapped your legs around his waist, as he walked forward until he pressed your back against the wall.

“Not here Sebastian.” You gasped out as you quickly pulled your mouth away from his.

“Why hasn’t stopped us before.” He grumbled, as his lips went straight towards your neck, leaving soft kisses on the crook of your neck, you moved your neck to the side giving him more access.

“Fine.” You huffed, finally giving in as he continued to kiss your neck, leaving love bites along the way.

“But if we get caught it’s all your fault.” You mumbled, as he stopped his kissing as he got to your earlobe.

“You love getting caught.” He whispered into your ear…

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Seb is pretty thick and big at least 8 inches. Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

It’s pretty high, every time he is around you he gets horny, he just can’t keep his hands off of you/your body. Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Seb either drifts off to sleep with you or waits until you are asleep. Either way, you are always in his arms, cuddling into his side, your face resting on his chest, as the sound of his breathing and heartbeat lures you to sleep. He will twirl your hair while kissing your forehead softly, mumbling how much he loves you.

[avenging-fandoms]

Joe Keery A-Z

*requested a bit, but i lost the requests :(

A = Aftercare (What they're like after sex)

joe gives massages after sex. does it sound weird? not really he likes to rub your back up and down with a nice smelling lotion and rub the knots out of your shoulders.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

joe's favorite body part of himself was his thighs. the only reason he liked his thighs is because they were big and there was more room for y/n to sit on and ride. his favorite body part of his partner was her hands because they were so smooth and soft and warm, and he loved feeling them rub against his skin.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically... I'm a disgusting person)

joe loves to cum on y/n's face, and loved so watch her lick it off her lips and chin with a smile on both of their faces. he liked to rub his cock on her lips after he came, having her lick the cum off of him.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

something that turned joe on badly was putting nipple clamps on his partner, and tugging the chain that connected the two. he loved to hear her whimpers and moans and loved to see her back arch.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they're doing?)

he DEFINITELY knows what he's doing. joe's experienced as FUCK and can have you shaking in two seconds with his tongue.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

joe has a couple favorite positions. one of them being y/n's feet on his shoulders, and him pushing into her slowly, watching her shiver as she needed more of him. this was also his favorite position because he could hit y/n's spot easily.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

joe's a goofy guy, but i feel as if he likes to be serious in the moment. he likes to take in every moment and every inch of his partner, touch every inch of their skin. every sound, every shake, every kiss.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

joe has slim to none pubic hair. it's darker than his hair on his head. but don't worry, he keeps his happy trail.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect...)

joe is very in the moment. he likes to take it slow sometimes, but he also loves to be rough. but nothing else is distracting him. his eyes locked with yours as he thrusts his hips into yours, lips kissing yours sloppily.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

joe jacks off a couple times a week. but his favorite time to jack off is when y/n is pleasuring herself. he loved the idea in his head, and him witnessing it in front of him was his dream come true. eventually before he came, he would have y/n get on her knees in front of him with her mouth open so he can cum on her face.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

calling him sir is one of his kinks. he loves hearing you whimper "yes sir" under his touch. he loved to hear "more, sir" as his tip teased your entrance.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

in. front. of. the. mirror. "i want you to watch me fuck your sweet pussy, okay baby girl?" "yes sir" he loved watching your face in the mirror as he pounded you from the back.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

whispering "sir" into his neck. teasing his happy trail. lightly running your fingers over the band of his underwear. swirling your hips as you dance. shorts and knee highs, no bra in a shirt of his.

N = NO (Something they wouldn't do, turn offs)

he hATES hand cuffs. he hates seeing the red rings. weird, right? it's weird cause he likes nipple clamps and not handcuffs?

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

joe likes to give rather than receive, but he likes to get a blowjob once and a while. he likes to give more because he loved to see y/n shaking under him as his tongue swirls inside of her, hand gripping your breast and pulling at the nipples clamps.

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

it depends on joe's mood. sometimes he's angry or frustrated it's so fast and rough. but he likes to take it slow sometimes.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

joe likes quickies. he likes quietly fucking you in a dressing room in the mall or on set, because after filming for long hours, he needed a stress reliever.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

he's game to experiment. he'll try something new and if he likes it, he'll do it until he gets bored. he does take risks, especially doing a quickie in the dressing room of victoria's secret with the "help" button right next to his hand.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last...)

if it's on set, 2. if it's in the house, 3 or 4. he loved going around the house and fucking you on every surface. with quickies it's 5-15. if it's in the house, it's 35-45 minutes.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

do nipple clamps count as a toy?

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

he liked to tease. he liked to tug the chain of the nipple clamps softly as he slowly pumped his tongue in and out of y/n's pussy, eventually pulling harder on the chain.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

joe whimpers and shuts his eyes tightly as he cums in public, but he moans loudly into your neck when you two are at home. his body shaking as he whimpers riding our your highs.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

watching y/n get ready in the morning in just her underwear turns him on. the way she bends over when she's putting on makeup, making her ass look phenomenal. eventually he would go over to her and fall to his knees behind her, pulling down her underwear and eating her out.

X = X-Ray (Let's see what's going on in those pants, picture or words)

joe's 8 inches when hard. he's a grower, not a shower.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

my GOD the slightest things turn him on, so it DOESNT. STOP.

Z = ZZZ (... how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

not for a while. not until he's done giving his girlfriend the massage she deserves.