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uhm…garrett hedlund in four brothers…? HELLO???

WHY ARE THERE NO GIFS WITH HIS TATTIES IN THEM????

sidenote: i just got a very unfortunate spoiler ☹️

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me if being obsessed with older men was illegal

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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no caption needed

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*being obsessed with fictional blonde psychopaths is a crime*

me:

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stranger things fans after the illegal events of vol. 2

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“do something else” and he did alcoholism

(Aegon version)

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"i'm team black" "i'm team green"

well i am neither because i choose my teams with my pussy and not my moral compass

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Remus Lupin Imagine

This was requested by someone on wattpad and i posted over on my wattpad account a while ago and totally forgot to post it here so here is it

Warnings: None this is just pure fluff and this is with a fem!reader and this is not proofread

It was a gloomy friday at hogwarts and it was time for potions class, y/n was on her way to class not looking foward to it at all, all she wanted to do was stay inside and cuddle remus in his dorm he brought a sense of comfort no one else could and he calmed you instantly.

Y/n was walking down the corridor when she gets pulled into a hall by remus she looked at him and he was smiling at her she smiled back "rem what are you doing? we're going to be late to class" "let's skip class" he said "what?!" she said suprised as remus never skipped class "let's skip class and go cuddle in my dorm" "rem we really shouldn't exams are coming up soon and i need to stu-" he grabs your hips and pulls you into him he embraces you and starts kissing your neck "i can help you study later but right now let's go back to the dorm please" he pauses waiting for you to answer. You are thinking about saying yes when he says "i'll even give you my hoodie and i'll get you chocolate and hot chocolate from the kitchen and i'll read to you" "Yes! Let's go" you drag him towards the dorm while he laughs lightly at your excitement he stops at the kitchen and get's your hot chocolate while your in his dorm setting up the blankets, he comes inside the dorm and grabs his hoodie which happens to be your favorite hoodie of his and he gets his chocolate while your not looking cause he still won't reveal where he hides all the chocolate then he hands you the hoodie to put on which you do then sets the chocolate and hot chocolate on the bedside table and he gets in the bed with you and y'all cuddle

*Time skip to after the class ends*

You and remus are napping on his bed when the door to the dorm bangs open jerking you both awake you two look around and see sirius, james and peter coming back from class "Dude you missed class! We figured you'd be together in here y'all have been all over each other for the last couple weeks" sirius said "i know their like a married couple" said james "oh shut up" you said to the both of them while rolling your eyes while remus and you just lay back down "don't worry tho we covered for you said y/n wasn't feeling good and you were taking care of her so the teacher wasn't too mad or upset for you missing" said peter "thank you peter and this is why you are my second favorite in the group" you said to him "HEY" sirius and james both yelled "we would have covered for you" sirius said "yeah peter just beat us to it" james said you just shrug and put your head back on remus's chest and stayed there until it was time for dinner but you were right back to cuddling when you got back to the dorm and you wouldn't change a thing 

Word count- 526

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The lost boys plinks

Please don't watch these links if you are under 16

David

David vibes

Just david vibes

David vibes

Belly bulge

Dwayne

Breeding

Dwayne vibes

Breeding again i'm sorry but he has a breeding kink

Dwayne vibes

Marko

Marko vibes

Marko Vibes

Marko vibes #3

Marko vibes #4

Paul

Morning sex with paul

Paul Vibes

Paul vibes again

Paul vibes

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more stimmy boys

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i love him your honour

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i wanna fall asleep in Gareth's arms rn

rough day today :(

how are you? <3

i’m sorry you had a bad day 🥺🫶 hopefully this will cheer you up a bit 🖤

and im not doing too bad :) turns out the interview i had was for a pyramid scheme so im just going to have to keep looking for jobs 😂

After coming home from a long day, Gareth can always tell when you need cheering up

He can clearly see that you’re upset, you’re exhausted, all you want to do is relax

And he knows exactly what to do to help you

While you’re in your bedroom changing, he’ll draw you a bath and light some candles and go right into the kitchen to make you a snack

It’s usually something simple like some sliced up apples and caramel, or every now and then he’ll have a little stash of all your favorite treats for times like this

While you’re in the bath he makes sure to keep things quiet in the living room so you can have some nice quiet alone time

He’ll also clean up as much as he can and bring some comfy blankets and pillows into the living room after laying out some pajamas that are fresh out of the dryer so they’re nice and warm

He waits for you to get out of the tub and you’ll see him on the living room couch waiting for you with your snack, pillows and blankets, and a long movie for you two to watch together

But he knows that you’re barely going to watch it

The rest of the night you’ll be curled up on the couch with him, laying your head on his chest with his arms around you

He’s always warm and comfy so it makes it hard to stay awake whenever you snuggle

As soon as the movies over and he’s seen that you’ve been fast asleep for at least an hour he’ll carry you into bed and shut everything down for the night before crawling in next to you and holding you tightly as he falls asleep

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Imagine # 774

924 - Words

Gif NOT mine.

If this gif is yours (or you know who's it is) please let me know, so I can give you/them credit.

Gif credit goes to - @profiler-in-training (Unless told otherwise.)

Year posted - 2021

Note - There will be some stuff written in Russian, beside it in parentheses will be the English translation. I'll write the Russian in the way it's pronounced, rather than in the proper written form. For the readers benefit of course, so you can try and pronounce the words if you'd like. ^‿^ Oh also bear in mind, I'm using google translate! So some stuff could be inaccurate... I don't actually speak Russian, but god I wanna.

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As they walked into the bullpen, Tony Ziva and Tim froze in their tracks. The sight of a beautiful young woman in her mid to late twenty's, seated at Gibbs' desk. "The boss doesn't like people sitting at his desk." Tony was the first to snap out of the confused daze. "He won't mind." The woman smiled brightly up at Tony, while he and his partners moved closer to the desk. "I wouldn't risk it." Tony chuckled almost nervously. "I would." She fired right back, her attention turning to the man she was waiting for. "(Y/n)." Gibbs smiled upon seeing her familiar face, subconsciously taking note of the large winter coat slung across her abdomen. "Hey dad." (Y/n) grinned up at him. "Dad!?" Tim Tony and Ziva exclaimed with confusion. "Godfather technology." (Y/n) clarified for Gibbs, who was still smiling fondly at her. "What are you doing here?" Gibbs asked with a small tilt of his head. "Well..." (Y/n) chuckled softly, moving her coat to reveal her heavily swollen belly. "I wanted to surprise you." She hummed as she rose from her seat, taking Gibbs' offered hand. "How long?" He asked as he sat a gentle hand upon her belly, the rest of the team watching with found smiles. "Eight months." (Y/n) smiled resting her hand over Gibbs'. "He doesn't waist time." Gibbs teased, making (Y/n).

"Moya dragotsennaya zhena." (My precious wife.) A man mused in Russian, as he approached (Y/n) kissing her temple. "Moy neveroyatnyy muzh." (My incredible husband.) (Y/n) mused back, leaning back into his chest as he moved to stand behind her. "Movsar congratulations." Gibbs shook the man's hand with a friendly smile. "Thank you Jethro." Movsar mirrored the older man's smile. "We missed you at the wedding you know." (Y/n)'s smile turned a little sad. "I'm sorry." Gibbs bowed his head, feeling guilty. "No I understand, we understand... Your team needed you..." (Y/n) grasped his hands, smiling reassuringly. "And while the wedding was beautiful, I don't think you would have been a fan of the cold." (Y/n) chuckled alongside her husband. "So you got married out in the snow?" Gibbs shook his head with a playful grin. "I was going to send you pictures through email, but then I remembered who you are." (Y/n) joked. "Then I thought about sending them through the mail... Instead we decided to come and give them to you in person. And then we found out I was pregnant, and I wanted to wait so I could really surprise you." (Y/n) handed Gibbs a photo album, that Movsar hand retrieved from her bag.

"There are also ultrasound pictures... And a USB with recordings of the baby's heartbeat... I'm sure one of your people can help you with that." (Y/n) teased with a wink. "Rasskazhi yemu samuyu vazhnuyu chast'." (Tell him the most important part.) Movsar murmured into her ear. "Konechno." (Of course.) (Y/n)'s smile brightened. "Leroy... Dad... Will you do us the honor of being the little ones godgrandfather?" (Y/n) asked with hers and Movsars hands resting on her belly, her question fully peaking the team's interest. Gibbs was silent for a minute or so, closing the photo album. "Of course." He whispered softly, his eyes the tiniest bit glossy. "(Y/n)!" Abby exclaimed in excitement, rushing to the pregnant woman's side. Abby froze however when she noticed (Y/n)'s belly, a blindingly bright smile blooming upon her face. "You're pregnant!" Abby squealed before she hugged a laughing (Y/n). "It's been too long since we've last spoken." (Y/n) mused as she pulled away from the hug, holding Movsars hand. "It has." Abby agreed catching sight of the wedding bands. "Too long." She pouted playfully. "My dear you truly are radiant." Ducky mused as he hugged (Y/n) having been following Abby. "Thank you Ducky." (Y/n) smiled pecking Duckys cheek.

"Have we met before?" Tony asked Movsar with a thoughtful frown. "Movsar Evloev." Movsar introduced himself, shaking Tony's hand with a laugh when Tony's face lit up. "Of course!" Tony chuckled. "You're a UFC fighter, still unbeaten. You're a helluva fighter." Tony gushed a bit. "Ad lyubovnika tozhe." (Hell of a lover too.) (Y/n) murmured with a giggle. "Hey I still speak Russian you know." Gibbs frowned with a small shake of his head. "Sorry." (Y/n) snickered having genuinely forgotten that he could understand her. "So how did you two meet?" Ziva asked with a smile. "Movsar saved me from a mugger a few years ago." (Y/n) leaned over, kissing her husband's cheek. "Luckiest day of my life, the mugger couldn't say the same however." She added as Movsar rest his forehead against hers, peering into her eyes lovingly. "Awe that's so cute." Abby sighed as she leaned into Duckys side, her arms wrapped snuggly around his arm. "She dislocated two knuckles punching him in the face, before I could even intervene." Movsar added as he pulled his head away from hers, instead wrapping his arms tightly around her shoulders, hugging her close to his body. "That's my girl." Gibbs hummed as he sat the photo album onto his desk, handing Tim the USB. "Sure thing boss." Tim nodded with a smile, knowing exactly what he wanted. And within a few minutes the ultrasound recordings were playing from Tim's computer speakers. A smile etched upon everyone's faces.

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*I used Movsar because I'm totally in love with the man... I have such a weakness for Russians... 👀

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Stumbling into 2023 still obsessed with this dumbass

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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

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#valid reasons why i think eddie and argyle would’ve made perfect friends