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This idea is inspired by @zozobegone ‘s this post 

Setting: Grim goes platonic yandere mode when he realizes MC is going to go back to their world

It is written from Grimm’s perspective

Italics indicate thoughts

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The Great Grimm

Warning: Unhealthy dependency and friendship

“Henchperson, give me those candies!” Grimm ordered (Y/N) after trying so many times to reach the top shelf.

“Aw, you couldn’t reach yourself?” (Y/N) had seen Grimm jumping and trying to climb to take the candies. They didn’t do anything but watch him fail for the last 10 minutes, they couldn’t help themselves as he was being so cute. “What’s the magic word?”

After grumbling a little, Grimm spoke coercively, “Please…”

“That’s a good boy!” They patted him on the head before grabbing the candies and giving them to him. 

He started devouring them the moment he got his hand on the candies. He thanked them quickly before focusing entirely on his food. They were just so delicious, he couldn’t resist it!

“Honestly Grimm, what will you do once I’m gone?” They sighed as they took a seat in the kitchen.

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My OC uses “cursed with knowledge” when she learns something she wishes to erase from her mind.

Natalie after learning how ghosts procreate

Nat: I’m cursed with knowledge!

Malleus: You can’t be cursed with knowledge, child of human..

Nat: Oh hi Malleus, it’s an ex-

Malleus: Unless you read the Book of the Damned…

Malleus asks calmly

This type of expression can be literal in Twisted Wonderland and especially for Malleus 😂

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Is anyone still interested in twst discord server?

Dm if interested

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I, as a fantasy nerd, said fantasy club and things escalated from there. Here are some crack headcanons and incorrect quotes about the fantasy club. 

MC is a fantasy nerd and is devastated when they learn there is no fantasy club in the NRC so they found one themselves.

What are the interests of the fantasy club?

Game of Thrones/A Song Of Ice And Fire, Lord of the Rings/Hobbit, Narnia, Harry Potter, Dungeons and Dragons, medieval stuff

What they do in the club?

Talk about the fantasy world of the books/games, discuss lore and do RP

Here is what happens in the club:

MC introduces Harry Potter to NRC

MC: There are 4 dorms, each have their own colours and their own traits. They get sorted via Sorting Hat. The witches and wizards have wands but they can do wandless magic if they are strong enough. Each magic has distinct wand movement and phrase. There is also

Entire NRC: HAHA Wands?? They are ancient history

MC: Shut up, you Harry Potter knockoffs!

MC: You don’t even have a patronus!

NRC: No one cares

MC: Avada kedavra!

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MC when the fantasy is brought up:

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In the fantasy club, they do live action role playing, the clothes, the set and the ambiance are all medieval. Malleus sees this

Malleus @ fantasy club: Why do you act like you’re in Valley of Thorns?

MC: No mate, this is medieval RP

Malleus: That did not answer my question

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MC and the gang recites Monty Python’s Black Knight

Malleus thinks it’s real and MC is really hurt so he meddles with the RP

MC: Will you shut up about it if we invite you to the club?

Malleus, internally: Oh no they used the ultimate move

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MC: 70s called, they want their mullet back

Malleus: Years can’t make calls, Child of Man

Malleus, trying understand what MC is trying to say:

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I admire Ruggie’s positivity. This boy deserves a hug- no, hugs! 🫂

He reminded me of Luis’ positivity

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Is this really an incorrect quote? It feels like correct one

As bonus, both Thor and Malleus have lightning powers

Edit: He may be Loki but he is also Thor. Loki did really mess up the multiverse

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I was looking at Malleus’ picture for my Ides of March post then I noticed something that I can’t unsee.

Malleus’ pants look like adidas sport pants that’s wrinkled because it’s tucked into his boots.

Look at this:

They are similar, innit?

Since I thought of it as Adidas pants, I made this edit where Malleus wears full Adidas

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Imagine an MC who celebrates Ides of March of Leona and Malleus

Leona doesn’t even ask but is there for MC’s answer when lizard asks them.

Malleus: What is Ides of March, child of man?

MC: It’s the day Roman Emperor Caesar got stabbed 23 times by his adopted son and followers

Malleus: Why would they do that?

MC: Well he wasn’t liked much 😊

Malleus: Why would you celebrate that?

MC: ‘Cause it’s fun to joke about stabbing royals with a group 😆

Malleus:

Leona:

They both know they aren’t liked much 😆

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Previously on Nokia god MC

MC, thinking new year will be fine with Nokia on their side

New year:

MC:

Yanderes finally seeing Nokia broken:

Meanwhile MC:

Yanderes finally getting their chance at MC:

MC:

I guess Yanderes just needed to wait until 2022 to be a little shit and make their moves

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If Idia and Ortho don’t have relatives like this then what’s the point of them being Greek

I headcanon they have relatives like this and Idia blocked them all

Only Balkanoid MC understands his pain 😔😔✊🏼✊🏼

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My OC uses “cursed with knowledge” when she learns something she wishes to erase from her mind.

Natalie after learning how ghosts procreate

Nat: I’m cursed with knowledge!

Malleus: You can’t be cursed with knowledge, child of human..

Nat: Oh hi Malleus, it’s an ex-

Malleus: Unless you read the Book of the Damned…

Malleus asks calmly

This type of expression can be literal in Twisted Wonderland and especially for Malleus 😂

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Bud, Twisted Wonderland's Nokia must be as strong as Mjölnir itself. And as durable too.

Anon is talking about this

Yandere twst character: Are you MC, god of Nokia?

MC: Yes

Also MC with Nokia 3310:

The yandere characters are trying to avoid the Nokia arsenal of MC. Some of them got injured and are in infirmary now

Once all is taken out, MC will bonk them characters with their Mjölhir until the yandere characters get vibe check and consider their actions

Bonus: Nokia phones are immune to magic. They are that powerful

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Sebek with his crush as told by memes:

@twisted-whimsies Sebek needs more lessons from Lilia

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Imagine an MC that makes references which leads to saying out of context stuff like

MC: Valley of Thorns isn’t a place, it’s people

Malleus, forcing himself to understand what they are talking about:

Malleus: Child of man, are you okay? Valley of Thorns is a place. Since its foundation, ts people is called ...

Malleus continues to give information about his country. He doesn’t understand any of their references

Malleus: MC MC! You see, Valley of Thorns is here! *points at map*

MC: It is here *points at his heart*

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MC: Are you Mallues, god of hammers?

Malleus, getting concerned about his friend: ???

Malleus internally: Hmmm maybe they are cursed

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MC is helping Malleus with technological equipment

MC: Now describe me what you see

Malleus:

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I mentioned this on my writing blog. Now I want to give even more examples.

Imagine MC telling their name is something ridiculous, something that everyone would know it’s a joke and they don’t tell TWST cast that it was just a joke. None of them would understand the irony and joke behind the name and situation. Here some incorrect quotes for it

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MC: My name is Holy Roman Empire

Any NRC staff and student: Holy Roman Empire, I need your help dealing with this issue

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Ortho, introducing MC to Idia: Brother! This is Sparta! 

MC: Hi! 

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Idia: Isn’t your name Constantinople?

MC: It’s Istanbul, not Constantinople

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Ruggie: Hey Balkan! You look rich, can you lend me some money?

MC, a Balkanoid: I love this irony

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Ace, Deuce and Grim, asks MC to help them with homework: Hey Palpatine, we need your wisdom!

MC, imitating Palpatine voice: Good good

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Dire: You said you understand from electric equipment. Am I correct, Nikola Tesla?

MC, to keep up the act: Yes…

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