#BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS NONSTOP

[fbfh]

Bitch. I am thinking the most insane horned up thoughts about Jim Halpert. Thinking specifically about the end of season 3 era where he was applying for Jan's job at corporate. Hear me out. Jim gets the corporate job and you two bump into each other in the city. You have some little meet cute and think you'll never see each other again, then he gets the job and moves to new york and sees you at the same little coffee place where you first met and by god he thinks it must be fate. He pulls all his charming little Jim tricks and before you know it you're a stay at home girlfriend with a hot stable corporate boyfriend. Your friends have no idea how you bagged such a catch, and honestly neither do you, but Jim feels exactly the same way about you so he's always happy to treat you. He is into you. Like, really into you. I know in my soul he's a freaky kinky motherfucker, and I know for a fact that after a long day of red tape and corporate bullshit and meetings and small talk and conference calls, coming home to you is paradise. Especially since his favorite way to destress is to go down on you until he's fucked you completely stupid and his fingers are all wrinkled. And don't think he doesn't notice how turned on you get by the whole business corporate talk stuff. When he comes home and undoes his tie a little and rolls his sleeves up to the elbow while he tells you about quarterly report numbers, you can't keep your goddamn hands off of him. He was surprised at first, very pleasantly surprised, but Jim is smart. He caught on pretty quickly. So one day he comes home, throws you on the bed, and goes down on you for hours, still in his suit from work. Coincidentally, that was also the night he figured out how to make you squirt. Good luck with that, because Jim will tease you and rile you up more than he pranks Dwight.

[stargirldotcom]

[aqua-cultured]

been thinking about this post and like yeah she's popular enough to be played at straight weddings now yadayada, but in the post this one was referring to the song in question was fucking "good luck babe". ya know. the song about being comp-het and forcing down your gay feelings for girls

like context is important here lmao

[mylittleredgirl]

i think i'm starting to figure this out

[ciobite]

guess who’s having a totally normal one

[nebulaesstar]

Alright sorry tumblr ill post fandom stuff now anyways i keep thinking abt how jotaro went to go check on kak and avdol at the hospital alone .

[michaelinprogress]

Thinking about how this must have felt...

Being able to freely move his body again, to feel some semblance of life after over a century of lying in that grave rotting. Up to this point, he's been so stiff, lumbering around arduously. But this is where he becomes more man than corpse.

And the first thing he does with his newfound life?

He dances with Lisa.

He knows there is a piano inside. He could go in and play it for her, he could finally play music after nearly 200 years without it. But he dances with Lisa.

With his new life, all he wants to do is be with Lisa. To touch her, love her, make her happy. He has all this energy and he gives it all to her. Everything is for her.

[goddisposez]

POV you’re francis crozier getting rescued from the failed arctic expedition only to enter a nuclear love triangle with two men named james

[lesbianshadowheart]

Glinda needed so badly to be loved by everybody that she gave up her only chance at a love that was genuine

[squash1]

my new brain worm is thinking about how the irish meaning of ronan is “little seal” which at first glance is unimportant, until you learn that the name comes from the irish mythology about selkies.

in the specific legend that the name “ronan” comes from, a seal is warned not to get too close to land. when the seal is washed ashore by a wave she becomes trapped in human form after a fisherman, and soon to be her husband, hides her seal-skin. she builds a life with the fisherman — having children, known as “ronans”/“little seals” — but longs to return to the sea, longs to be able to freely transform between seal and human. she eventually finds her seal-skin and returns to the sea but keeps a watchful eye on her beloved children and husband.

this name is undeniably perfect for ronan. the selkie myth is his dreaming, his otherworldliness, in another universe. the selkie people are not just seals or just humans, they are both — just like ronan. the journey of the selkie — being trapped, not entirely unhappily on land but longing for something different, something more true to her, and ultimately finding a way back to the sea — is so perfectly ronan. ronan doesn’t return to his sea — or, he does, but only temporarily, only to see what his sweetmetal sea could feel like, what going back to greywaren’s world would be like — but he finds new power, new control and ends his own entrapment in the waking world not by leaving completely but through gained knowledge, vulnerability, and honesty.

“he belonged in both those worlds.

he belonged in neither.”

[saturndigital]

Oh hi mind if I drop my Destiny oc art here? Okay thanks

This is my exo warlock Solaris-9 (he/him) but in like an evil AU this is not his normal outfit. He looks like this normally:

And this is his titan partner Centauri-14 (they/he)

These are some other au concepts I'm still fleshing out lol

Ok that's all byeee

[al-luviec]

not entirely happy with this

[territorial-utopia]

Huzzah! It's birthday time! I'm slowly accumulating more and more things I like (latest additions this vest I made and a travel typewriter! Still need to fix the latter one though)

Sure has been a year.

[kandicon]

In my head there exists a fucked up and evil version of the bifrost incident where Nastya sits off to the side of the stage and makes fun of Odin every time she's brought up for never managing to fuck the reality-bending transportation vessel she was in love with. (Clearly Nastya has succeeded far beyond wherever Odin could)

[urban-caravan]

the bisexual blonde man has harmed me once more

[mickedy]

i like how consistently princess peach is characterized as somewhat emotionally stilted and socially inept, she is sort of this emotionless dignified monarch. the first thing she does when mario approaches her is throw him into the floor, and her whole relationship with him is sort of awkward and detached (in an endearing way, she is just not the most social person)

even in the games she is emotionally restrained and no-nonsense. she can be pretty blunt when speaking to people

super princess peach even makes a point of her being the only one in enough control of her emotions to resist the influence of the vibe scepter. she can activate her emotions on command

people say "peach has no personality" a lot and it's because she literally does not express herself very often, its part of her character. she's stiff and refined, she's dignified, that's just who she is. she is quite the opposite of princess daisy who is spunky and loudmouthed, but it doesnt mean she has no personality

someone i know described peach as "friendly, but not someone you can be friends with" which i think encapsulates her perfectly