#BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS NONSTOP

[fbfh]

Bitch. I am thinking the most insane horned up thoughts about Jim Halpert. Thinking specifically about the end of season 3 era where he was applying for Jan's job at corporate. Hear me out. Jim gets the corporate job and you two bump into each other in the city. You have some little meet cute and think you'll never see each other again, then he gets the job and moves to new york and sees you at the same little coffee place where you first met and by god he thinks it must be fate. He pulls all his charming little Jim tricks and before you know it you're a stay at home girlfriend with a hot stable corporate boyfriend. Your friends have no idea how you bagged such a catch, and honestly neither do you, but Jim feels exactly the same way about you so he's always happy to treat you. He is into you. Like, really into you. I know in my soul he's a freaky kinky motherfucker, and I know for a fact that after a long day of red tape and corporate bullshit and meetings and small talk and conference calls, coming home to you is paradise. Especially since his favorite way to destress is to go down on you until he's fucked you completely stupid and his fingers are all wrinkled. And don't think he doesn't notice how turned on you get by the whole business corporate talk stuff. When he comes home and undoes his tie a little and rolls his sleeves up to the elbow while he tells you about quarterly report numbers, you can't keep your goddamn hands off of him. He was surprised at first, very pleasantly surprised, but Jim is smart. He caught on pretty quickly. So one day he comes home, throws you on the bed, and goes down on you for hours, still in his suit from work. Coincidentally, that was also the night he figured out how to make you squirt. Good luck with that, because Jim will tease you and rile you up more than he pranks Dwight.

[aqua-cultured]

been thinking about this post and like yeah she's popular enough to be played at straight weddings now yadayada, but in the post this one was referring to the song in question was fucking "good luck babe". ya know. the song about being comp-het and forcing down your gay feelings for girls

like context is important here lmao

[michaelinprogress]

Thinking about how this must have felt...

Being able to freely move his body again, to feel some semblance of life after over a century of lying in that grave rotting. Up to this point, he's been so stiff, lumbering around arduously. But this is where he becomes more man than corpse.

And the first thing he does with his newfound life?

He dances with Lisa.

He knows there is a piano inside. He could go in and play it for her, he could finally play music after nearly 200 years without it. But he dances with Lisa.

With his new life, all he wants to do is be with Lisa. To touch her, love her, make her happy. He has all this energy and he gives it all to her. Everything is for her.

[ciobite]

guess who’s having a totally normal one

[nebulaesstar]

Alright sorry tumblr ill post fandom stuff now anyways i keep thinking abt how jotaro went to go check on kak and avdol at the hospital alone .

[mylittleredgirl]

i think i'm starting to figure this out

[mouseshift]

uhhhhh hey guys im back

[jortsbepis]

Got shadownilla brain worms so bad I made an entire blog just to post art of them smhhhhh

[404-art-found]

been very busy but I made time for a stanced up bugbuddy

[goddisposez]

POV you’re francis crozier getting rescued from the failed arctic expedition only to enter a nuclear love triangle with two men named james

[urban-caravan]

the bisexual blonde man has harmed me once more

[squash1]

my new brain worm is thinking about how the irish meaning of ronan is “little seal” which at first glance is unimportant, until you learn that the name comes from the irish mythology about selkies.

in the specific legend that the name “ronan” comes from, a seal is warned not to get too close to land. when the seal is washed ashore by a wave she becomes trapped in human form after a fisherman, and soon to be her husband, hides her seal-skin. she builds a life with the fisherman — having children, known as “ronans”/“little seals” — but longs to return to the sea, longs to be able to freely transform between seal and human. she eventually finds her seal-skin and returns to the sea but keeps a watchful eye on her beloved children and husband.

this name is undeniably perfect for ronan. the selkie myth is his dreaming, his otherworldliness, in another universe. the selkie people are not just seals or just humans, they are both — just like ronan. the journey of the selkie — being trapped, not entirely unhappily on land but longing for something different, something more true to her, and ultimately finding a way back to the sea — is so perfectly ronan. ronan doesn’t return to his sea — or, he does, but only temporarily, only to see what his sweetmetal sea could feel like, what going back to greywaren’s world would be like — but he finds new power, new control and ends his own entrapment in the waking world not by leaving completely but through gained knowledge, vulnerability, and honesty.

“he belonged in both those worlds.

he belonged in neither.”

[lesbianshadowheart]

Glinda needed so badly to be loved by everybody that she gave up her only chance at a love that was genuine

[luffysprincess]

Imagine being Aether’s travel partner in Natlan. You’ve had to split up for something small but as he’s walking on to his next mission he hears you humming to yourself. So he thinks up a funny prank where he’ll indwell an iktomisaur and scare you before revealing that it’s actually him. Except when he lands near you, he freezes in shock bc he was not prepared to see your naked form bathing in the water.

When you turn around at the sound of movement, you perk up at the cute saurian that’s decided to give you a visit. You even beckon it closer bc of course you’d like to pet the exotic creature and Aether is freaking out not knowing what to do.

He has to make sure you don’t find out that this is him, so he should act like a saurian and walk towards the human offering him food but holy shit your tits are out and the water droplets that fall around the curve of them have his tongue twitching in his mouth. He knows he should look away at least, but it’s not really something he can do if he wants to prevent you from growing any suspicion about his saurian appearance.

So instead he walks towards you, and pecks at the crackers you’ve placed down at the edge of the water for him, hoping you’ll get bored of him or put your clothes on soon. Not that he doesn’t like seeing you in the nude, it’s just that he can’t handle the sight.

And later that night when you finally reunite with him at dinner, you point out the obvious blush he’s got and he makes an excuse about his tatacos being too spicy. Maybe one day he’ll tell you all about what actually had him red in the face, but for now he’ll avoid the topic and push it to the back of his mind.

[whump-in-the-closet]

"Am I a dog to you?"

inspired by @girlsdogmotif v amazing post <2

The car jerked to a stop.

Shuddering in the trunk, Sidekick squeezed their eyes shut, tears drying on their eyelashes. Their aching muscles, twisted into awkward positions, had gone numb—heavy—a long time ago.

The trunk door popped open with an automated hiss.

Villain stood over them, grinning. "Not so bold now, huh, punk?"

Everything slammed into place. The abduction. The showmanship. Villain’s signature cruelty dressed as charm.

Sidekick seethed into their gag, jaw aching with tension. Go to hell.

Villain laughed, teeth white. Bending down, he ruffled Sidekick's hair, starting from the base of their scalp and running his fingers up, up, up. Slow. Deliberate.

Sidekick flinched back, breathing hard and fast. Don't touch me.

Villain tsked and slapped Sidekick smartly. "Down, boy."

Not even the shadowy light could hide the burning in Sidekick's eyes or the sudden, stinging flush of humiliation.

Villain stepped back. "Get 'em out."

Villain's henchmen were more than happy to comply. They grabbed Sidekick's arms and hauled them out.

Fuck you guys too.

The garage's concrete floor smelled like dust, copper, and spilled blood.

Sidekick suppressed a gag, elastic muscles twitching in their throat-- could have been a combination of fear and nausea. Who knew.

The henchmen dropped them to the ground. And they collapsed, rubbery legs doing nothing to support them. With hands behind their back, they quite literally ate shit, hitting the ground with their shoulder and face.

"Mmm-ff!

Crismon pain exploded in their face, sensitive nerve endings scraped off and bruising skin left shredded.

Distorted laughter surrounded them.

Right, 'cause this is the kind of slapstick humor they like.

Villain knelt down and grabbed Sidekick's chin, ripping their head up.

"If you scream," he whispered, "There's no one to hear you but us."

Sidekick snarled into the gag. Hero will come.

"Hero isn't coming," Villain smiled. "I made sure of that."

Sidekick's confidence faltered and they looked away, everything suddenly throbbing.

Almost gently, Villain began to untie the outer part gag, letting the bloody layers drop away. The wad of cloth, buried so deep into Sidekick that it almost reached their trachea, remained. "Now, drop it." His grin had never left.

You're joking.

"C'mon boy, drop it." Villain's fingers dug into the sides of Sidekick's mouth, pinching, forcing Sidekick's torn mouth open.

Their stomach dropped, the world suddenly spinning.

More laughter from the henchmen.

Sidekick flushed a furious shade of red. They stretched their mouth around the wad of cloth and worked it out. They retched. Once, twice Finally, they coughed the thing out, dripping with saliva and copper blood.

Villain stroked Sidekick's trembling jaw. "There you go."

With aching teeth, Sidekick slurred out, "Am I a...dog to you?"

Villain chuckled, blue eyes dangerously bright. "You were Hero's lapdog first. Now you're mine."

Then watch me fucking bite.

[saturndigital]

Oh hi mind if I drop my Destiny oc art here? Okay thanks

This is my exo warlock Solaris-9 (he/him) but in like an evil AU this is not his normal outfit. He looks like this normally:

And this is his titan partner Centauri-14 (they/he)

These are some other au concepts I'm still fleshing out lol

Ok that's all byeee