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bacchuschucklefuck · 6 months ago

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species medley ft. gorgug and riz

#fantasy high #gorgug thistlespring #riz gukgak #cw: body horror #tbh mostly for the goblin shark jaws lmao. the rest is like. fine I think #ngl drawing like snouts on a humanoid face is kinda awesome I enjoy it #it is kinda a little bit what I aimed for with how I drew riz at first but I pulled back on it #the elephant remix for gorgug I think actually feels a bit more like orc rather than half-orc #maybe the tusks wouldn't get the same lip closure in half-orcs. tho tbh saying that sharing human and orc heritages would result in #consistent physical traits across the board is already kind of a reach I think. I imagine there would be a Lot of variations #and well. at least in spyre we don't see non-human mixed heritages so far... Ive been in my dunmeshi brain lmao #getting to see ryoko kui's art of mixed humans (dunmeshi in-universe term not irl term) is like coming home. thank u ma'am #anyways uhhh I think. I will have refs for every class swap bad kid (at least the full like per-season sets)#fig I'll post separately and then riz and gorgug I'll just include in like a masterpost kinda thing I think #u already know tf is up with them babey!!! just expressing those designs again for convenience #its been really fun figuring these designs out! and necessary if I wanna draw riz bc its literally impossible to doodle him on his own lmao #hes with his friends a lot actually. theyre literally in each others pockets the whole time #anyways! now I sleep. tomorrow? chillin. waiting to watch new nsbu with friend again. see u!

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viinas · 7 months ago

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"I choose me."

So I inhaled the first two Legendborn books and I literally cannot stop thinking about her. I love u briana matthews, my king.

#legendborn #bloodmarked #briana matthews #bree matthews #tracy deonn #books #fanart #bruh there are so many scenes i want to draw #and so many characters #tracy ma'am do you know what you've done to my brain #anyway SOMEONE PLEASE TALK TO ME ABOUT LEGENDBORN I AM SO BRAINROTTED AND NONE OF MY FRIENDS HAVE READ IT #*lays down*

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simminginstars · 7 months ago

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no tears left to cry...literally

#ts4 edit #sims 4 edit #my edits #tw: depression #am i living vicariously through this red head #hehhehehehe #maybe #cos my friend once said this to me i said HUH MA'AM

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postmanlinksbootyshorts · 5 months ago

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just saw 'decentering men' as a youtube video title and almost blacked out and lost it

#niyah.txt #this was not long after seeing the phrase girlhood being used ON DISCORD by a beloved friend #''and that's on girlhood!'' ma'am you are older than me and i'm in my mid 20s #ig decentering men is the latest starbucks feminism term being tossed around #i swear i'm like 2 seconds away from unsubbing from this youtuber too so this just put her on thin ice #i'm so glad i have the tumblr brainrot and not the tiktok brainrot #i swear it's always painfully obvious whenever someone spends too much time on that site

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thebirdandhersong · 3 months ago

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Lol

#theres nothing quite like your mother saying Well maybe you shouldve been more careful because now your boss might think youve been flirting #with this male coworker (whom i like splendidly as a friend) and now maybe she thinks youre not trustworthy #and maybe she regrets hiring you because you said you feel like youre making a lot of mistakes this week and she might assume thats because #your head is filled with this boy.#so dont make her regret hiring you.#MA'AM I TOLD YOU I WAS ALREADY ANXIOUS BECAUSE I MADE SO MANY MISTAKES TODAY WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME ASHAMED #OF SOMETHING THAT I HONESTLY HAD NO CLUE I OUGHT TO BE ANXIOUS ABOUT AT MY FIRST NEW JOB AFTER IVE GRADUATED????#anyway going to bed i cant take this anymore LOL she said it so lightly and im like. well i never even considered #being afraid of making my boss regret hiring me somehow because of some kind of behaviour that i had no idea was sending some kind of signal #anywaysssss 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#and then she was like why are you crying?? 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀#not to be like this is partly why i didnt want to move home but confound it all why are things like this #can i not simply confide in my mother my anxieties and worriws #worries #and not also have to worry about her potentially being like Well have you considered you ARE right and it IS your fault?#idk man something something firstborn child eldest daughter can i have some room to breathe. please #also not to whine but Not my father walking in on me eating dinner at 10pm because i was holed up #in my room in a semi depressive state after so many gong shows in a work day and straight up having no appetite #but deciding my body needs the food anyway its better late than never.....walking in and then saying #you know if you eat this late you'll gain weight. SIR??????????????????#sorry to complain and rant again i simply cannot in this house and whats more am doing my best to honour my parents #but why is it so hard out here and how can they say stuff like that with a smile!!!!!!!#also i DO have an inner critic who is always like Its your fault you are the worst you should be ashamed always........why do my parents #not understand after knowing me for so long and watching me grow up #that i can make myself so ashamed of the smallest thing so easily and that what they say drives me to shame almost as easily?#ANYWAY LOL WHAT A DAY #you guys!!! i am working so hard i promise i PROMISE I am!!! it is my first full time job ever and i am working so so hard #i am doing my absolute best and no one sees it and that is FINE i just wish my parents would see that i AM trying!!#i come back home so dead every single day because i put in 120%! this is literally my first job after graduation #and my parents KNOW this has been the most exhausting taxing and soul crushing year ive had in my very short life so far

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arachniasbride · 6 months ago

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"You know, Maryann, this is the greatest Valentine's Day I've ever had." Cybill & Maryann: best moments | Cybill (S01E06)

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kuromi-hoemie · 18 days ago

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can't believe i get to hang out with my manager this week ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

#mm #wow we've never been to each other's houses before #i get to make us my mojitos and we're gonna have a marathon and there's a restaurant she really likes across the street #quesabirrias and blackberry mojitos... 🤤 I've always wanted to grab a drink with her sometime and it's nice that we can do that #more comfortably ^.^ i love one on one time with her 👩🏽‍❤️‍👩🏾👯‍♀️ yayy im so excited ♡⁠#i hope i don't embarrass myself (⁠｡⁠ﾉ⁠ω⁠＼⁠｡⁠) my flattery already flows out of me. she's so beautiful.. and like. really great #usually i either click w people or i don't but we got a lot closer over time and now we're so comfies with each other ♡⁠#my friends and coworkers have also usually been two completely separate groups w one exception.. I've never had a #coworker who is also a good friend of mine before.. im so different with ppl outside of work esp if we're comfies w each other #a lot sweeter for sure (⁠｡⁠ﾉ⁠ω⁠＼⁠｡⁠) ugh.. ma'am u drive me crazy. what am i going to do with myself 🙂‍↔️💕#anyways. i hope she has fun‚ i would like to be the best host i can be 🫡 anything for you my dearest

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lesbianwyllravengard · 9 months ago

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I hateeee gender so much I hate feeling dysphoria over the absolute dumbest shit but not over things that are expected

#Getting called sir/Mr./any male adjacent title genuinely makes me uncomfortable which is STUPID bc getting called Ms./girl/queen etc DOESN'T #But then getting called ma'am DOES make me feel dysphoric but getting called mom does NOT #And I don't wanna be called husband/boyfriend I wanna be wife/girlfriend but I don't wanna be called a woman or a man but I like guy #And I like girl as I said #Why can't my brain pick #I'm like if a woman was a guy but not a man but also not a woman but not anything really #It's so stupid #And I know my friends tend to call me more male adjacent things bc they wanna avoid making me feel dysphoria but then it does anyway

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kintatsujo · 7 months ago

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just bc I'm a little on the subject of cat ears

why the fuck is it whenever I wear headband cat ears everyone tries to use them to get my hair away from my face and real ears

you are fully misunderstanding the point of kitty ear headband, ma'am, my hair is SUPPOSED to be hiding my normal ears right now

#specifically it's my mother and certain female friends who do this that's why it's ma'am

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cultivating-wildflowers · 9 months ago

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weird take I did not expect from this non-fic I started this morning: a cultural shift away from believing in evolution is directly linked to the general population's shift from rural to urban life

#this is me humming noncommittally #plainly unconvinced and also a little baffled #what a hypothesis ma'am #I was looking forward to this read but it's starting off EXTREMELY self-righteously. I don't know if I can handle this tone for 14 hours #(hi friends #I am at That Part in my cycle and find myself incapable of keeping my thoughts to myself #apologies in advance)#2024 reading list

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frozenhi-chews · 4 months ago

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BRONYA I AM GOING TO BITE YOU

#I AM SCARED OF THIS WOMAN #MA'AM WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING #PLEASE-#the cake doth speak #I LOVE MY FRIEND BUT M A ' A M #YOU DID THIS WITH STIRLING AND HAD WAY TOO MUCH FUN WITH ROTTEN STAR *I KNOW YOU*

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wish-i-were-heather · 3 months ago

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my friend said she wanted to be carrie for halloween as in stephen king carrie and i havent read or seen it and i just found the 2013 version of the movie for free on youtube and HOLY SHIT HOLY GRHAJK HOLY FUCK OH MY GOD NO I FORGOT HOW MUCH I HATE HORROR MOVIES OMG I AM ACTUALLY TRAUMATIZED I NEED TO WATCH BLUEY OR SOMETHING WHAT THE FYCK

#SHE HASNT EVEN SEEN THE MOVIE #OR READ #SHE JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN #UHH #MA'AM #ITS SCARY #and my friend isnt even a horror movie person #so idk what shes on #eunoia annoys '♡'

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somewhereincairparavel · 3 months ago

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i was casually checking my personal Instagram account to check if some of the ppl in my old school i follow follow me back, and a surprising amount of people i follow either don't follow me back or unfollowed me, so now I feel like a 🤡 because my followers list is embarrassingly low compared to my followings list (which is also partly bc I follow too many celebs)

#I'm unfollowing them asap wtf why do ppl do this #ppl from my old school are so cringey and judgy wtf like miss ma'am you ain't a celebrity pipe down #like why would you go out of your way to unfollow me but not remove me as a follower #I was your local quiet but sweet girl so I wasn't one of the 'popular' ones or anything. I was just there.#one of my friends who is still there straight up told me that nobody even noticed that I left the school and none of them even mention me #like why did that bother me more than it should have 😭#˚➳❥Postcards from Elora ➳❥

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vexic929 · 10 months ago

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I am so tired of recommending people switch to something other than Google and them acting like I'm asking them to kill their first born

like I know that switching things over is scary and takes time, I get that, but for the love of god if you value your personal information and the ability to look up REAL facts instead of incorrect AI generated garbage I beg of you to switch to something else like Firefox and Duck Duck Go

Google IS going to fuck you, just not in the way you want, I prommy

#@ my irl friends and family #y'all are on a sinking ship and I have a ship that isn't sinking but you're so in love with yours for some reason that you won't leave #it's time to let google die #I also told my mom who is a teacher that duolingo isn't reliable anymore and she just said ''I don't care that it's AI''#ma'am you hate wikipedia because it's been wrong before a handful of times and that's REAL PEOPLE #you think AI is better???#feel like I'm screaming into the void over here #vexic lives #anti google

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chicafinal · 4 months ago

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my coworker who has adhd loves to tell me how lucky i am for being neurotypical but i refuse to correct her on that because she doesn't deserve to know what's wrong with little old me 💘

#ma'am i just work with you why would i tell you anything about how my brain works #thats for my friends and my mutuals only

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faaun · 5 months ago

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ok let's catch up quickly

#so i went on a few dates w this guy. long hair beautiful face kinda looked like a girl (good) said yes ma'am when i told him to do smth #(also good) film student great at photography including candids. made a sheath of leather for a sword pin i have . et cetera.#he asked to cuddle and i was like iggg and then i felt Nothing and i was like ohhh yh ok ok yep lesbian #like he meets almost all my criteria but. yeahhh no . also at the end of that date he had some weird takes. anyway broke up w him and told #him actually im p sure im a lesbian (again) and he was like yk thats the second time this has happened to me this week but its ok bc ive #fallen for this girl from berlin. and then we cooked together. anyway . met a beautiful butch lowk in love w her. weve been on (1) date.#have two exams in a few days havent studied enough going to like end it all basically. my research partner kicked me off our research #(expected(it was always skinda sketchy)) which was devastating + it happened in a lidl 15 hours into a journey from bordeaux #to go back to the UK. my friends were kinda busy paying for baguettes but also they heard this whole exchange and are kinda mad at him #my friend of 10+ years is coming over in a few days. my evil ex situationship person that i decided to stay friends w because i kept #insisting they are a good friend and not evil and also extremely beautiful? turns out shockingly enough they were evil. tried to fix them #and then i realised due to their entire friendship group being ppl like me (Every Single One of their friends are ppl they met on dating #apps then led on then dumped and proposed staying friends w) and are collectively extremely attracted to them and not over them they #keep validating the most diabolical shit they say/do to hace a chance w them. they broke up w their ex and the way they keep leading #this poor girl on and making her heartbeeak worse and saying that they want more power over her and want her to beg for them back etc...MY #JAW HAD DROPPED esp bc i didnt even know the ex was in the picture BECAUSE ME AND ONE OF OUR FRIENDS (that they also dated) HAD JUSR SLEPT #NAKED TOGETHER IN THEIR BED W THEM. GIRL. anyway that is the least of the diabolical stuff they said but no we are moving onnn #this was b4 the beautiful butch btw. anyways . i have a mitski concert tmrw i think?? idek anymore #i used to have a crush on this guy very briefly and then it disappeared and then i realised if he fundementally changed everything abt #himself then maybe id like him but ofc i didnt tell him that but i still think abt it sometimes but anyway thats irrelevant now bc 99% sure #even if he did id still not find him attractive (lesbianism). please recommend good overnight moisturisers btw i have super dry skin #right. the friend of 10 yrs. we had a hard convo abt why she essentially bullied me in year 8 and it made me highly bitter but i also love #her and ik things are diff now its been like . Many Years . and shes going to stay a while I HAVE TWO EXAMS I DONT HAVE TIME but i love her #its fine. i think i might just switch into medicine and do the whole become a neurosurgeon thing (which was my plan B) bc plan A is looking #kinda impossible rn. I WANNA TALK MORE ABT WHAT THE EX SITUATIONSHIP PERSON SAID but i wont bc i dont wanna be too mean but also . MY GOD #i had a conversation w a philosopher friend about whether i have a moral responsibility to try to fix them bc unleashing this on society #feels wrong and he said 'probably but...run' so yeah im not talking to them atm. second date w beautiful butch on monday btw IDK WHAT TO #WEAR. she said she likes fems. im just gonna wear the shortest ralph lauren skirt i have w the cute leg warmers and hope 4 the best #its 1:15 AM im abt to drink coffee and start studying bc what the FUCK man. also almost finished watching the boys its very good #one of my best friends is struggling rn it is breaking my heart i want to take the burden from her i miss her very much

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