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âSo, why did we do Stop the Steal? Why did did anyone go to Jan. 6? Why did any one go to jail? ... It would have been good to know that before 1,600 people got charged," Fuentes said on his podcast, referring to the criminal charges for those who invaded and ransacked the Capitol. "It wouldâve been good to know that before (I) had all my money frozen, put on a no-fly list, banned from everything, lost all my bank and payment processing.â
So this is what the best kind of schadenfreude feels like.
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YEEHAW!!!
#its almost boothill time baybeee!!!#boothill#honkai star rail boothill#art#digital art#digital drawing#artists on tumblr#illustration#digital aritst#omatoxin#hsr boothill#star rail#boothill hsr#honkai star rail fanart#honkai star rail#honkai sr#honkai fanart#hsr#hsr art
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Obligatory Rewrite the Stars Showtime post
Iâm glad a bunch people seem to agree that The Greatest Showmanâs music fits really well
#the amazing digital circus#tadc fanart#tadc pomni#tadc caine#caine x pomni#pomni x caine#tadc showtime#itâs time for high effort indulgence bAYBEEE
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We all know how it goes The more it hurts, the less it shows But I still feel like they all know And that's why I could never go back home
Sun Bleached Flies - Ethel Cain @mothercain
#ethel cain#sun bleached flies#preachers daughter#ethel cain sun bleached flies#collage#collage art#art journal#mine#Artists of Tumblr#first collage since august baybeee#mothercain
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got asked to draw scott smajor so i delivered <3
#scottsmajor#scott smajor#smajor1995#dangthatsalongname#mcyt#mcytblr#scott smajor fanart#haven't drawn minecraft in so long im back baybeee
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I think Astarion would be a huge hit at my local knitterâs guild
(alternative caption: when u let the intrusive thoughts win)
#astarion#astarion ancunin#bg3 fanart#bg3 brainrot#bg3#Astarion knits#I believe that in my HEART#astarion headcanons#my art#itâs knitting time baybeee
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*arrives at the party a decade late* wow have you guys heard of this manga called haikyuu!! ? it's really good y'all should read it!
#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#karasuno#my art#im back on my bullshit!! (aka redrawing manga panels so i can figure out how to draw my children)#im on chapter 292! we're in the middle of nationals baybeee and im so excited for the return of the dumpster battle#also please no spoilers i have NO idea how this ends and im excited to get there while knowing nothing
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I love the Sherlock Holmes-adjacent renaissance we're having rn where everyone is just getting super into Psych and House M.D. and Elementary like fuck yeah keep it up my funky little mystery solving weirdos <3
#elementary used to get roasted for âcopyingâ sherlock#BUT GUESS WHO WON BAYBEEE#elementary#psych#house m.d.
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delicious jade đyummy yummy đ
#genshin impact#nahida#wanderer#scaramouche#baizhu#qiqi#he's a robot right he can eat that#it's fine#changsheng#art#mine#ummy ummy#YUM YUM#i love to headcanon him eating/drinking strange things#his teapot line about the tea is just crazy#they could've been making him drink ANYTHING and he would have just done it LMAO#motor oil!#gasolina!#fuckin... swamp juice!#kabukimono fresh out of shakkei pavilion eating bugs#eating ROCKS#TT_TT#it would be really funny if he could digest it too#which brings me to#nahida is a plant right so does she eat dirt?#like she eats human food too#BUT. nahida the water drinker the huge water enthusiast#water sunlight and soil baybeee#still thinking about how nahida straight-up turned into a fungus WTF that was so wild#like what the fuck seriously
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his head would explode if he learned ab the US school system đ (click image for better quality)
#only time im ever patriotic is when the Olympics is on number 1 in sports baybeee#this is the first thing ive drawn in two weeks any longer and i would have gone insane#honkai star rail#dr ratio#hsr dr ratio
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Retirement Party
Price has retired from Military life, and he's not handling the change well. But on the one year anniversary of him hanging it up, his boys bring him something special to help keep him busy. You.
Chapter Two - An Understanding
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Contains: No Y/N (Reader is an OC), Kidnapping, Forcible relocation, Generally creepy behaviour, Alcohol mention, Smoking mention (Tobacco), I guess this might count as human trafficking?, Dubcon everything because Reader is terrified (non-sexual), plus-sized reader, fem/afab reader, There is something fucking wrong with these guys for real, More reader details given, but we're still pretty vague about it. Even though it is hard for me. No promises for future chapters though.
~3.8k - MDNI - Dark fic! Please mind the content warning above
The captain looks at you for a long moment, dark blue eyes wide with surprise as he takes you in. You have to admit that heâs handsome, dark brown hair and well-groomed facial hair (muttonchops, no less) flecked with silver, and a nice nose that skews to the large side. It gives him a friendly, approachable demeanour, despite the weight of his stare. His heavy attention shifts from you to the other three, and his expression turns serious. âLads,â he says, his voice a rumble that you can feel through your own body. âPlease tell me this isnât what it looks like.â
âWeeeel. It might be,â Johnny says apprehensively. âBut I did my research, sir. Sheâll be perfect for ye, yeâll see.â
âSheâs a good girl,â Ghost adds. âSweet as can be. Wonât be any trouble for you.â
âAlready moved her in and everything.â Gaz gestures around the room, looking rather too proud of their work.
The captain nods slowly, taking in the new additions to the space. âSo you did. And did this pretty little thing agree to having her life upended, or did you lads just decide for her?â His arms shift around you, and you feel almost protected, oddly enough, even though by the size of him, heâs just as dangerous as the others. Probably even more dangerous, the way they defer to him, standing in a line like cadets, eager for his approval.
âNot⌠Not exactly,â Gaz admits. âI mean, we didnât ask. But thisâll be better for her. She was living in a real rat hole before. Tiny little apartment in a shite neighbourhood. Was only a matter of time before something bad happened. Weâre just looking out for her.â
Johnny shuffles his feet. âDealt with a few neds while I was doinâ reconnaissance, even. Poor lass coulda been in real trouble if I hadna been there. Bawbag employers would ask her to stay past the last bus to watch the bairns anâ noâ even offer her a ride or ta pay fer a cab.â
âIt wasnât that far a walk,â you protest, glaring at Johnny. As if itâs any of his business. âAnd they did offer to drive me, I just wasnâtâ It doesnât matter! You had no rightââ
The captain shushes you, and your words wither on your tongue, your cheeks turning hot under his stern blue gaze. He cups your jaw and turns your head to face him again, the rough pad of his thumb stroking your cheek gently. âSweetheart, you and I will talk in a moment. Soapâs right about that not beinâ safe, and you know it.â
Your stomach flutters nervously. He gives you a little smile, and his crowâs feet deepen, the lines fanning out further. Thereâs a moment where youâre tempted to smile back, but his legs shift under you, and you wince sympathetically instead. âSorry, I should get off of you,â you say quickly. âIâm heavy.â
âI wonât stop you if youâd like to sit somewhere else,â he says, that cheeky smile deepening more. "But youâre not heavy, and I'd like it if you stayed put."
"Told ye he'd like her," Johnny whispers, loud enough that it shatters the isolated pocket of reality that, for a moment, housed only you and the captain. "Hasna even introduced himself an' he's flirtin' like mad."
"Soap!" Gaz hisses back. "Shut up."
Ghost scruffs them both. "Let's finish getting dinner on. Give 'em a minute to talk."
Johnny grins at you and gives you two thumbs up as he circles around to the kitchen, as if youâd actually been a willing participant in all of this.
"I'm John, by the way," the captain says, calling your attention back to him. He drops his hand and settles it on your knee, his fingers curling around the joint. "You alright, doll?"
A loaded question. "Well. Not really."
"You're keepin' it together real nicely, all considered. Wouldn't blame you if you were hissin' and scratching."
"I'm not much of a fighter," you admit. "And even if I was, I don't think it would do me much good."
John chuckles, squeezing your knee lightly. He's gentle, but there's power in those hands, the kind that comes from years of hard work. There's scars all over it, from his the tips of his calloused fingers up to the leather band of his watch, etched in evidence of violence. If there are scars further up his arms, their hidden by the buffalo plaid flannel. "No, it probably wouldn't."
"Are you going to let me go home?" you ask.
He sighs. "The thing is, doll, the boys have put me in an awkward spot here. If I let you go on home, you're going to get them in trouble, and I don't want to see that happen."
"I promise, I won't say anything, I just--"
He shushes you again, and you shut your mouth, biting your lip. "Let me finish, sweetheart. You're being so good right now because you're scared. But that's not gonna last, is it? And worse, it sounds like you don't really have much to go back to."
"I'll find a new job. I always do."
"With another family who doesn't appreciate the work you put in? That doesn't make you feel safe?" His fingertips toy with the edge of your skirt absently, but his eyes are on your face, studying your reaction with rapt attention. This is how a rabbit must feel, pinned under the stare of a grizzly bear, frozen in place and hoping that no claws come down on top of it. "I can read between the lines, doll. That man you were workin' for made you feel so uncomfortable that you'd rather walk through a bad neighbourhood at night than get into a car with him alone."
You can't dispute it, although you're surprised he can glean so much information from half an outburst. "It wasn't like that-- He wasn't that bad."
John hums. "You're tellin' me you've had worse?"
A dozen jobs with a dozen managers or coworkers that took your silence as permission to stand too close, or put their hands on you flash across your mind. Mr. Kinsey was just the latest of many. You know that the thought is displayed on your face, from the way his eyebrows pinch together just slightly, not angrily, but concerned. You try to deflect with a little laugh. "Oh, well. I suppose I have. But hasn't everyone?"
"Soap had a bad lieutenant once and locked the man in his own car when he was just a private. Just because you have a bad boss doesn't mean you have to take it." He looks at you so seriously as he speaks, his fingers dancing distracting circles against the top of your knee, rough fingertips catching on the nylons just slightly. The heat from the arm curled around your waist bleeds through the fabric of your dress, his hand twitching slightly, like all he wants to do is take a handful of soft flesh. âYou should speak up when youâre not comfortable, doll. You just need some practice standinâ up for yourself, donât you?â
If a statement could have teeth, this one would, and youâre not sure if agreeing or disagreeing will have him closing his jaws around you. Heâs probably right, you do need to do a better job of standing up for yourself. But youâre certain that he doesnât want you to start by standing up to him, or his three attack dogs either. âIâll work on it,â you say meekly. You test his commitment to the statement by gently picking his hand off of your knee, although thereâs nowhere to really put it either.
âWeâll work on it,â he agrees, lacing your fingers together. When he rests your now-entwined hands, itâs a little further up your thigh. âYou want a drink, darlinâ?â
âOh, um, no thank you.â You wouldnât mind another tea, but you donât think thatâs what youâre being offered.
The scrutiny he puts you under is intense, like heâs determined to figure out what every microscopic shift in your expression might mean. âYou sure, doll? You gotta ask if you want somethinâ, or you wonât get it.â
âI would like a tea. But I can make it, I donât want to be trouble.â
âNonsense. Lads?â he tips his head back slightly.
âOn it, sir,â Gaz replies cheerfully.
Ghost leans over the back of the couch to hand John a tumbler. Whiskey or scotch, by the sharp smell that hits you. John pulls his hand away from yours to accept the glass. âThank you, Simon,â he says pleasantly. "Good lad."
âSâyour party, sir. Anâ youâre busy, ainât you?â Ghost rests his hands on the back of the couch and studies the pair of you, dark eyes gleaming with pride. The man has the demeanour of a cat thatâs brought in a helpless little bunny to his master, while itâs still alive and struggling.
âGettinâ to know our pretty guest.â John smiles at you over the rim of his glass as he takes a sip. âSheâs a sweet girl.â
âIsnât she just?â
âCould I, um, sit over there?â you ask, glancing at the chair. Somehow John had managed to distract you from the idea of moving for a while, but you were still eager to get a little space from him, especially with Ghost looming over both of you.
âOf course, sweetheart,â Johnâs arm loosens, and you quickly get up and move to the chair.
You almost feel cold, without the heat that radiates off of his body. His attention feels weightier now too, or maybe itâs just that his body isnât shielding the stares from Johnny, Gaz and Ghost, and youâre subjected to all four of them watching you, like youâre either fascinating or delicious (or both). You cross your arms over your chest and shrink into yourself as much as possible, eyes wide.
"Here's yer tea, hen. And may I just say, ye've go' a fantastic rack from this angle." Johnny hands you the mug and sits on the arm of the chair, leaning over you. "Weel. Ye've go' a nice rack from any angle. Nice arse too. Captain's lucky I like him so much, or I'd've gone for you myself."
You breathe in steam, wrinkling your nose slightly. It doesn't smell quite right. "Did you put something in this?"
"Aye. Finger of whiskey. Ye look all stiff and peaky still. Need a pick me up, don't ya?"
You look at him reproachfully. He sighs and plucks the tea from your hands and takes a big sip. "There's nothin' else in there, if that's what yer askin', ye suspicious wee daftie. A little whiskey ne'er hurt no one." He hands the mug back to you, smile crooked, doing his best to be charming, but he's too intense, too fervent, to be anything but unsettling.
âGot Johnny checkinâ everythinâ for poison, do you?â Ghost asks, chuckling. âCanât say I blame you.â He nudges John with the back of his hand. âSheâs smart, worth keepinâ an eye on that. Knowâs âow to âold âer tongue, but sheâs listeninâ and payinâ attention.â
âOf course she is! Wouldna choose a lass withoot a brain in her head. Wouldna be worth the captainâs time. Weel, maybe worth a wee bit of time.â He winks down at you. âBut noâ wife material, ye ken. Chose her because sheâs delightful, noâ just âcause sheâs bonnie.â
The few times youâd spoken to Johnny before youâd thought that he was so nice. Laughing and joking with you in the pick up line while you waited for the children you were respectively responsible, greeting his niece and nephew with big smiles. And Finn and Rory were always so excited to see him, youâd chalked him up as harmless. Clearly you hadnât been paying enough attention then, too focused on the Kinsey kids and your job, maybe. You hadnât noticed that he was appraising you like a piece of livestock, judging your value like youâd been put up to auction.
The whisky-fortified tea is a bit on the strong side, but you take a few sips anyway. Getting drunk would be unwise, but youâre so tense that your whole body is starting to ache, and thatâs not doing you any good either.
âDinnerâs ready,â Gaz announces, untying his kiss the cook apron and setting it on the counter. âHope youâre hungry. Soap made a cake earlier too.â
John raises an eyebrow. âYou can bake?â he asks, surprised.
âAye, picked it up while I was gettinâ rehabbed for the big fuck-off hole in my head,â he replies airily. âWas goinâ mental putterinâ around Kirstyâs waitinâ for the bairns to get out of school, so Ah picked it up. Isnae so hard. Just chemistry, aye?â
âHe did make a big mess,â Gaz says. âHad to wash about fifty dishes before I could get started on dinner.â
âEveryoneâs a fuckinâ critic,â Johnny complains. âSee if I bake ye a cake for yer birthday, Garrick. Yeâll be sorry then.â
âOh no, how will I survive?â Gaz clutches his chest like heâs deeply wounded by the statement, laughing. âI have two mums, Iâm still pretty much guaranteed a cake.â
âAlways bragginâ abouâ that. Thinks heâs more evolved than the rest of us just because his daâs a woman.â He hovers next to you as you get up, and sticks close as you walk over to the table. You donât choose a seat, in case thereâs an order to things youâre not aware of.
âPretty sure the whole point is that he dunât âave a dad,â Ghost says. âNow sit down, mutt. Yer not sittinâ next to the bird. Youâre botherinâ âer.â He points at a chair, and Johnny sighs and slinks into it.
âHere, sweetheart,â John says, putting his big hand on your back to guide you the last few steps and directing you to a seat. He slides the chair in for you too, masquerading as a gentleman, and sits next to you.
Gaz settles in on your other side, all smiles. âFeeling better?â
They keep asking you how you are, as if the answer is going to change. Like all you need to adjust to the reality of being kidnapped and relocated to some strangerâs house in the country is a little time. Like youâre going to be just fine, if you just get a few more minutes to adjust. âNot really.â
"Ah, don't worry, doll. Captain's gonna be real good to you. You'll get there soon enough. Probably'll feel better once you've had a proper meal."
At least they don't try to make you talk much at the table. They fall into easy conversation between them, and let you eat roasted chicken and potatoes and carrots with some kind of sweet and mildly spicy glaze. Ghost pulls the mask down to eat, so you're able to watch when he goes slightly pink from what barely qualifies as spice. Gaz gives you a little side-long glance, and you almost laugh. There's some solidarity to be had, even in a situation like this one, something funny about how a little more spice could probably straight up kill the other three men at the table. Maybe that would be the key to you freedom: Murdering John by feeding him something full of chilies.
Admittedly, you do feel begrudgingly more charitable towards them after eating. You could maybe blame it on the tea too, which, against your better judgment, you do end up finishing.
John stops you from helping clean up when you stand automatically and try to stack Gaz's empty plate with your own. "No, sweetheart. Câmere." He guides you to the door and out into the chilly evening air. You wish that Ghost had let you put on a sweater over your summery dress, but he had been so keen to show you off, and youâd been too scared to insist. You curl your arms around yourself for warmth, and keep quiet, watching as John trims and lights a cigar, looking out into the darkness beyond the porch.
Fear has morphed from pressing terror to something that gnaws at you from the pit of your stomach. You could try to run for it, but youâd probably roll your ankle wearing the stupid red heels, and you have no real idea where you are, or how far you are from someone who could help you. Outrunning John would be a feat anyway. Heâs older than you, but heâs in better shape, nearly perfect shape, broad and strong, that long military career not yet forgotten.
Thereâs a bench by the door, so you sit down to take the heels off. Youâre not used to wearing them, itâs so rare that you have anywhere to go that calls for spicier footwear than your comfortable, worn in trainers.
âHere.â John slides his flannel shirt off and drapes it over your shoulders, and kneels down in front of you, cigar clamped in his mouth, pulling your heels off for you. Smoke curls around you for a moment, thin and blue in the scant light, before a breeze carries it away. He leans on his one leg and studies you, but he doesnât stand. âYouâre beautiful, you know that?â
You put your arms through the sleeves of the flannel, humming noncommittally. You know youâre pretty enough, by most standards, but you feel like his interestâ And the interest of the other threeâ is disproportionate, too intense.
âIâd like you to stay a while, doll,â he continues. âI wonât force you, Iâm not that kind of man, but Iâd have a hard time letting you go back to living paycheck to paycheck in a bad nieghbourhood, workinâ for creeps that donât know how to keep their hands to themselves. You deserve better than that.â Itâs as though he doesnât even hear his own words though, or imagines himself better, because he absently runs his hands over your calf, squeezing the tense muscle gently.
âI have to work,â you protest, biting back a moan. You didnât need to encourage him, even if you werenât quite brave enough (or willing) to stop him. âI have student loans, and I send money to my lola in Vigan. I canât afford to just disappear off the face of the earth.â
He nods thoughtfully. âHow much?â
"Three hundred pounds a month to Lola. I know it might not seem like a lot, but it goes a lot further there."
"And the student loans?"
"Sixteen thousand. Not that much, I worked through my degree, and I inherited a bit of money from my parents. But I still have to--"
"I'll pay for both. You'll stay until you find a good job, and a safer apartment." He says it like it's a final edict, no room for argument.
You pull your leg out of his grip, tucking both further back under the bench. "No, John, I don't want to owe you either--"
"You won't. My boys kidnapped you and disrupted your whole life. I'd pay a lot more if it keeps you from going to the police over it. Least I can do is make sure you're better off when you do leave here, hm?"
You bite your lip. Starting over with a clean slate is tempting, but you're not sure you can trust John. He seems so earnest, blue eyes clear and guileless, but he can't be much better than the other three. Unless he was just holding their leashes tight as their captain, and had to let them loose when he retired.
"Can I think about it?" you ask.
"Of course." He puts his hand on your knee to steady himself as he leans across to ash the cigar in the ashtray that sits on a little table next to the bench. "But I think you'll say yes. You're a smart girl, hm?"
You're tempted to say no, just to test weather or not he's being honest about not forcing you to stay, but there's a niggling worry in the back of your mind that the veneer of civility will evaporate if you push him on it. He's nice enough now. And maybe that niceness isn't a show, maybe he has no darker side, maybe it's all just paranoia on your part. Perhaps the worst thing about him is his predilection to protect his "boys", even though all three are clearly insane.
Military is like that, isnât it? The whole brotherhood thing? Maybe fighting for your life beside someone changes how you see them forever.
âHow long did you all serve together?â you ask. âJohnny mentioned that he was SAS beforeâ I asked about the scar once.â You tap the side of your head, the same spot where Johnny has a nasty bullet scar.
âLong time. Hand-picked Gaz and Soap for my taskforce about ten years back. Simon and I served together longer. Heâs a captain now, even if the lads still call him LT. Theyâre both lieutenants, and Gazâll be a captain himself before long. Probably wouldâve been already if heâd transferred out of the 141.â He gets up with a grunt and settles onto the bench beside you. âDonât think Simonâs long for it. Heâs only still in because he wants to keep an eye on Soap. Manâs a bloody romantic. Live together or die together.â
âI didnât realize that they were together at all.â
âThe way Soapâs been droolinâ all over you, Iâm not surprised.â He puffs on his cigar thoughtfully. âBut Simonâs just like that, as far as I can tell. The worldâs divided into three categories. Enemies, his people, and everyone else. Enemies ânâ everyone else canât touch whatâs his, but heâs never given a damn about Soap sleepinâ with Gaz, or me.â
âIâm not his people.â
John looks at you and shakes his head. âCourse you are, doll. Youâre one of our people now. They mightâve gotten a bit overzealous, bringing you here the way they did, but those lads would do anything you asked of âem now.â
A bit overzealous. You laugh, but the sound comes out bitter.
"Relax, doll. I know you're determined to hate them, but they're good lads. Their hearts are in the right place." He pets a big hand over your head and rests it on the back of your neck, warmth seeping into your bones, relieving some of the ache from all the tension of the day. John has a way of soothing that terrified little animal in your chest that would otherwise threaten to kick itâs way free from your ribs and flee into the dark trees. âLookinâ out for me, in their own way. Lookinâ out for you too. If your situation was a better one, they wouldnâtâve plucked you out of it like that.â
Thereâs hope in his eyes when you look up at him, hope that youâll forgive and forget, that youâll come around to some kind of understanding in time. His thumb brushes a sensitive spot behind your ear, sending an awful, irrefutable thrill through you.
Youâre worried that he might be right.
My favourite John Price to write is the sneakiest, most charming, manipulative bastard on the planet. I definitely take a lot of inspiration from 391780 's portrayal of him. The Rear Window and Neighborly have been forefront in my mind while working on this (Largely because I think my John would have taken a similar approach if the lads hadn't jumped the gun. The Rear Window is dark, so be warned! Early writes delicious dark fics, but that may not be everyone's cup of tea, so mind the tags.)
Image Credits: Banner
Dividers: 1 - 2 - 3 by @/Cafekitsune
#Retirement Party#Chapter 2 baybeee#Doll is coming to terms with the weirdest situation she's ever been in#cod mw fanfiction#John Price x Reader#x reader#Some hints of Poly 141 (I think it'll crop up properly later on)#Gaz wearing his kiss the cook apron wondering why Doll's not kissing him ): (It's because you kidnapped her)#Johnny never change baby boy you're a dog and we love that about you
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Anonymous asked: it seems like you're another big guy liker and i saw you mention d20, so would you draw kinskin? pwease.... đĽş
IT'S OVER BETWEEN US KINGSKIN!!!!!! >8,U
(Bonus) Anonymous asked: art request: Kingskin from dimension 20 and/or Rich in the "I love my slut dad" crop top)
đđŚyeah okay
#Dimension 20#Never Stop Blowing Up#D20 nsbu#Kingskin#Splickedydoodles#I know he crushes people to death but also....... kingskin return my calls............ QoQ#a nonbinary player playing a (as far as we know) cis girl in the body of a huge crime boss man??? THAT'S GENDER BAYBEEE!!!!!!#I definitely initially parsed his name as ''kings kin'' which tbh is cooler but let's be real ''king skin'' is a clearer kingpin ref#and also sillier and more the d20 brand lol
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OMFG I LOVE THIS FERAL CHILD đđ
Hello, I'm placing an order. I wanna know 3 of baby Ellie's favorite things/activities. I will take the answers baked or deep fried. đśâ¤ď¸
- from @adhdprincess
iâve got an order of two baked, one fried of baby ellie activities coming up:
1. top of her list is rearranging joelâs cd collection. they were kept in the living room on a shelf beside the stereo, but have since been moved to the basement. ellie isnât sure why that is, she thought she was doing a great job of pulling them off the shelf and leaving them in random places.
2. packing tape. the sound it makes when itâs pulled off the roll is her favourite in the whole world. she could spend hours listening to it and cackling her little butt off.
3. this oneâs controversial but gnawing on shoe laces. she has to be fast at this one because apparently itâs âunsanitaryâ and society (her family) is controlling (is trying to keep her alive). sheâs got a particular fondness for the middle part of the shoelace. too close to the end and the aglet hurts her gums, too close to the shoe and she has to smell feet.
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â¨pinkest boy in the whole worldâ¨
#Iâm team moustache all the way baybeee#eddie diaz#911#911 abc#this one is for everyone on eddieblr who just wants to look at the stache!#i love you guys đ
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happy "our marriage is never gonna recover from this" day
#this is why you share your plan with 1 (one) other person; kids. otherwise you end up embarrassing yourself in front of the people#you were trying to impress (and the man youve fallen head over heels for)#nyxtalks#ofmd#our flag means death#izzy hands#israel hands#ed teach#edward teach#blackbeard#september 1st#s01e04#Discomfort in a Married State#gif#i didnt get the colour grading quite how i wanted it but i had fun tweaking them! its all learning; baybeee#im having fun! hopefully new laptop will have the power to let me control more things. maybe#(or maybe thats just skill issues ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻ)#yall gotta be nice to me ok im still figuring things out#also like. as i said earlier. i knowwww this scenes been giffed to shit. but also not so many with the leap year note! so.#i learnt that 1717 was NOT a leap year in the process of making this. djenks i feel betrayed & lied to#did YOU remember we had a february 29th this year? because i sure didnt. i squandered her
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