#Aussie Rules Football
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Aussie Rules
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I love the fact that aussies were like... let’s take hot potato and add violence to it.
That... that’s what was missing from the game of hot potato... sheer violence.
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‘They’re playing baseball in London? What’s next, Australia-rules football at Manchester?’
‘Come, now, Constable. Nobody’s quite that mad!’
#Inspector Spacetime#baseball#baseball in the UK#London Series#Major League Baseball#they're playing baseball#London#London Stadium#what's next?#Aussie Rules Football#Australia rules football#in Manchester#nobody's quite that mad
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Yo even the Adelaide Crows joined da gold side bruhs, so come on join us, ya wont regret a thing brahs.
mesaage either me or @brodygold to get ya golden brocessed brahs
#golden army#gold#male transformation#thegoldenteam#jockification#soccer tf#golden team#male tf#transformation#hypnotised#Aussie football rules#golden adelaide crows#Aussie tf
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AFL is so fruity. What do you mean you’re chasing oiled-up men in booty shorts around and pinning them to the ground because they stole your ball?
#sounds gay to me#i know what you are#afl players#homosexual#afl#aussie rules#australia#fruity#sounds fruity to me#football
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Constantly disappointed with the grassroots online presence of AFL. You search it up on YouTube and the ONLY results are from mainstream media or official channels. It's disheartening to see youtubers that bleed for this sport only get a few thousand views for videos at most, when fan content for other sports is so widespread. Even when the players have youtube channels, they're tiny.
I dunno what I wanna say here, guess its a bit of a shock to me how small a percentage of the overall internet population Aussies really make up.
If you want Footy to grow on the internet, you gotta support your club's youtubers. As a Blues fan, I can't recommend Blue Abroad enough. Tez and everyone that puts work into that channel pour their heart and soul into it and it really shows. For every single game, they do a video and 3 livestreams before, a live watch along, then 2 livestreams and a video after, and that doesn't include the other podcasts he does throughout the week. Tez doesn't care about the parasocial nature of streaming either, the first stream after a game is for Fancams, where he posts a link to call in with a video call from anywhere and chat to him about the game and how you're feeling, and he actually tries to get to know you across multiple appearances. Then only one or two days later he streams a detailed algorithmic analysis of each player. It's seriously the best online community I've ever been in, and I hope fans of other clubs can find someone similar.
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theres a cricket rulebook from melbourne out there that has sscar piastri on the back.......
#im listening to the podcast he was just in#oscar saying he wanted to be a cricket player or aussie rules football player...... ouggohughg oguhg
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If you've never watched AFL (Australian Rules Football) there's only one thing you need to know so you look like you've watched you're whole life.
The SECOND someone gets tackled, if they don't try to get rid of the ball straight away, scream "BALL!!!!!" as loud as you can.
That it, that's the only rule.
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Dylan Shiel
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i love how everyone in the merlin fandom woke up and universally decided arthur was a footy kid
#except for when he's not but that isn't the point#i'm talking exclusively to myself here#i hate being australian sometimes im sorry i keep imaginging arthur playing afl or rugby league#and i know he's british meaning football is soccer#sore spot for arthur as a soccer kid who grows into a footy teen#no one can tell me i'm wrong#why is king arthur quintessentially british to the point that writing them aussie just feels blatantly wrong#modern merlin is meant to live in london or cardiff or maybe even glasgow#if not glastonbury/avalon#and nowhere else#i don't make the rules#ok i'll shut up now
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wait there’s no women’s american football? like the rules don’t say only men can play nfl but there’s not a single woman in the entire country consisting of 330+ million people given the chance to play? “oh women aren’t 6ft and 200+lbs” then make a competition for women??? have u considered doing that maybe ???
#that’s wild omfg#so you’re telling me america’s biggest sport has zero space for girls. absolutely mad#i don’t want to hear anyone defending the nfl LOL#women deserve to play football at a professional level. literally look at fifa women’s#look at the women playing aussie rules and rugby. look at the non binary people in the game. they’re all there at the most professional lvl
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not only is theon a mullet guy but he’s the type of guy to bleach it and give it racing stripes like the high school boys who all box bleach their hair a horrible orange for their hockey playoffs in which they probably get eliminated immediately
he's SUCH a mullet guy but when asha gets one and pulls it off WAYYY better than him he swears them off entirely and gets soooo bitchy when people mention it. god he'd sooo go through a platinum blonde era. that fucking whore....
#love him 🫶 and i love u 🫶#so vivid though in my beautiful culture (australian) its aussie rules football not hockey#they do the impossible and make football look straight by having the ugliest haircuts imaginable#and in aussie rules the players JUST wear tiny shorts and singlets and tackling is a given. so imagine how ugly their haircuts are to#ruin the sacred homoeroticism of football#ask#anonymous#theon greyjoy#in nz its rugby but the mullets are a little better here. Slightly.
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Talking with my online moots is so weird... like wdym you don't know what Aussie Rules Footy is!? 😭😭😭
#It's crazy though#Like I told them I was at my states oval#And they were like “WAIT WHATS THAT?!”#😭😭😭#like guys#Pls :')#I gen forgot they don't know afl#Afl#Aussie rules#Football#Footy#Moots#Online friends#Meme#Text#Writing#Funny#🖤🤍🖤🤍
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I heard someone wanted an Essendon mug rug? 💣🏈
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#grenada#grenadines#postage stamp#philately#vintage stamps#stamp collecting#disney#disney stamps#mickey mouse#donald duck#goofy#aussie rules#football#australia#australian football
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From absolute unkempt caveman discovering a new sport...
#me#gpoy#chubby#fycguys#chubbydude#chubby guys#sports#beard#footy#aussie rules#australian rules football
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