#Aunty Ji

[poorlittleyaoyao]

Hm, is there a reason “popo” keeps getting rendered as “Madam” in relation to Granny Wen in CQL subs? Netflix does it (because of course it does), but so does the YouTube upload I just watched.

[hinsaa-paramo-dharma]

Storytime:-

So, when I had recently shifted to south delhi, our colony only had like 5 houses (abhi 20-35 se jyada honge) and out of them 4 were rich 2 storey houses while one was a jaisa-taisa rented apartment ghar with 4 floors (where I lived). So, sabse gareeb log apartment me rehte the and others were so fucking rude to us like- gajab insaan the. I and other children of the flat would be playing outside and they will be shouting at us to go to home and to get disciplined and other nonsense. Auntyji I am literally 5 what do u expect? The worst one was this woman who loved to call us "uncultured" (in a time i didn't even knew it's meaning) (she was A TEACHER i feel bad for her students). She had 2 sons like 5 yr older than me and at first we used to play together then vo bhi apni maa ke disha mein chale gye. That woman made kid-me's blood boil. The Adults were also tired of her (she would throw literal tantrums if a cow enters our gully and then would fucking hit the poor animal with a broom cuz she can, like Bhai itne laadsahab ho toh society me raho gully mein toh Aisa hi chalta hai). I am usually a nice obeying kid but I started insulting her in HER face. One time she told the baccha party "Shoo! Shor machate rehte hai, headache kar ke rakha hai" and I replied with "Aapke papa ke Ghar mein khel rhe hai jo aapki baat maane?" (Yeah, that is the most rebellious I can get). Her sons specially didn't like my new self and started y'know gaaliyaan aadan pradaan karna. I didn't even knew most of their meaning, I was literally 8 that time. Though, ek baar mera sar aisa ghooma ki I literally slapped one of them. MAHABHARATTT. Yeah, i fought with 2 boys ages older than me all alone (still one of my proudest moments, specially since meine ek ki shirt faar di thi ha vo alag baat hai ki mujhe sprain ekdum ganda waala aaya tha). After that, that aunty went around trying to blacken my name (that worked greatly) uss ne yeh nhi bataya ki uske ladko ne Jo shabd bole the. For the next few years, I was the infamous ladaku ladki of my gully. Which I loved and hated at the same time.

[anemoiawithatouchofobsession]

When you want to post good pictures and fawn over your fave male celebrities like your moots do (@papaya2000s and SVT hehe) but all of them are (extremely happily) married and I lowkey have more respect, appreciation and love for their wives than for them

[orgasming-caterpillar]

Reading the most homoerotic acts of sexual deviancy with your conservative english major aunt in the room as she praises you for being so interested in literature really makes you experience the god complex of being known by everyone but understood by none

[yxngbxkkie]

baby fever (b.c)

this man needs to chill because i can only take so much 😭 ngl, this is probably the most i've written in a while, and i'm really glad to provide some cute fics for you guys 🩷 i hope you like it!

feedback is greatly appreciated 🥰

“Do you have everything?” Chan asks you while unloading the rental car.

You take a peek into the back seat of the car, making sure both of you had everything. “I don't see anything,” you reassure him.

Chan walks towards your mother's house, presents stacked in his hands. You gently rub his back as you walk up the steps. You knock a couple of times before opening the door, announcing your presence.

“My baby's home!” Your mother's voice reaches your ears, causing you to grin ear to ear.

You give her a quick hug before making sure Chan gets into the house okay. You shut the front door behind him and rest a hand on his forearm.

“Do you need help with anything?” You ask him, moving to grab a couple of the gifts.

“I got it, baby,” he reassures you with a head shake. He leans down to press a quick kiss on your lips before walking over towards the Christmas tree.

You giggle to yourself, gently biting your lip after he walks away. Your mother nudges your arm, snapping you from your thoughts. You lift your head to look at her, seeing a smirk on her lips.

“When's the wedding?” She jokes with you.

A groan leaves your lips as you start to feel embarrassed. “Not for a little while,” you tell her with a shy laugh. Your gaze finds Chan, silently watching him distribute the presents. “I don't even know if he wants to marry me.”

She lets out a scoff, crossing her arms over her chest. “Honey, that boy is infatuated with you. He'd be crazy not to marry you.”

“We'll see where life takes us,” you mention, the smile on your lips growing when you meet your boyfriend's eyes.

“I want to be the first one to know if he does propose,” your mother whispers into your ear as she walks by, joining everyone in the kitchen.

You playfully roll your eyes, keeping yourself from blushing. Chan gives the older woman a quick hug as she walks by before making his way back to you.

“What were you two chuckling about?” He asks, tapping his fingertip on the tip of your nose.

“Just girl stuff,” you vaguely lie, leaning on your toes to kiss his lips. Chan hums into the kiss, his hands grabbing a hold of yours.

He mumbles a quick, "I love you," against your lips, planting one more kiss before fully pulling away. “Why don't we go say hi to everyone,” Chan mentions, squeezing your hands in his.

You nod your head and lead him into your kitchen. You greet the rest of your family, giving them hugs and kisses. You make grabbing hands at the toddler in your big sister's arms.

“Hi, baby boy,” you squeal, holding the one and half year old baby. He smiles at you, bringing his tiny hand to your cheek. “You're getting so big!”

You rest the baby on your hip, lightly bouncing him in your arms. Ji-ho squeals and kicks his little legs into your side. You release a little cry and point at the little man.

“Watch your feet, mister! You're gonna hurt Auntie,” you chuckle, adjusting his legs so they're sitting comfortably.

“He loves to kick,” your sister mentions, walking over to her son. “I forgot to tell you.”

You playfully scoff as she pinches the boy's cheeks. “That would've been some crucial information, Joon,” you tell her with a smile.

Chan moves to stand behind you, and you can hear him coo at Ji-ho. You glance over your shoulder, watching him smile at your nephew. His dimples are present, and you can feel your heart fluttering in your chest.

“Do you want to hold him?” You ask him, turning to face him.

Your boyfriend's gaze moves from you to your older sister. “Would that be okay?” He asks her politely.

“Of course!”

Chan takes the baby from you, lifting him higher for a quick second before resting him on his hip. “Hi, buddy,” he whispers in his baby voice, tickling his stomach.

Ji-ho squeals again, more giggles coming from the baby's lips. He rests his head on Chan's shoulder, his tiny hands gripping his shirt. Your heart feels like it's swelling even larger as you witness your boyfriend interacting with him.

You pull your phone out and snap a couple of photos. He'd make such a great dad… You think to yourself as Chan starts walking around the kitchen with Ji-ho.

Your mother pats your back gently, snapping you from your thoughts. She gives you a knowing smile before nodding her head towards Chan.

“Baby,” you call out to him, capturing his attention. You motion your head towards the hallway. Your sister takes Ji-ho from him as you excuse the two of you.

Chan slips his arms around your waist as you walk down the hallway. You rest your hands on top of his, and you feel like your heart's going to fly out of your chest.

“Everything okay?” He whispers into your ear while stepping into your childhood bedroom.

You nod your head and gently shut the door. His eyes dance between you and the bedroom door. You take a couple of steps towards the taller man, resting your hands on his cheeks.

“Have I told you how much I love you?” You ask in a whisper, gently stroking his cheek.

“Of course,” he whispers back to you, placing his hands on your hips. “What's this ab-”

You cut him off by leaning on your toes, kissing his lips. A moan leaves his lips while his grip on you tightens. One of your arms wraps around his neck as you deepen the kiss.

Chan pulls away from you abruptly, and you attempt to chase his lips, not having enough. “Baby, baby,” he mumbles, moving his hands to your arms. “What's gotten into you?”

You feel embarrassed at how needy you are, but seeing him with a baby has made you a little feral. He gently rubs your arms as you find yourself looking at the carpet.

“I might have baby fever,” you whisper loud enough for him to hear.

He giggles and bends down a little to look in your eyes. “Oh yeah?” He smiles at you, bringing one of his hands to your cheek.

You can feel your cheeks begin to blush, and you push him playfully. “You know what? I hate you,” you laugh, moving past him to lay on your bed.

Chan laughs with you and lays down beside you. “I love you too, baby,” he grins ear to ear before kissing your forehead. He peppers more kisses all over your face. “So, you want a baby?”

A groan leaves your lips after hearing his question. “Not right now, obviously,” you tell him, finding his hand before lacing your fingers together. “But, in the future, I'd like to have a family with you.”

His lips find yours and he kisses you passionately. Your free hand grips the sweater he's wearing, feeling your heart pounding in your chest.

Chan pulls away and rests his forehead on yours. “I would love to have a family with you, baby.”

~

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[gorgeousgorgeousghouls]

Remember when zaid Ali T was like uwu I can’t accept this Hollywood role bcs I am good Muslim boi who can’t do kissy scene. But like the real reason he didn’t get the role was cos he can’t act

[coquelicoq]

just finished my rewatch so i am here to bring you the important fax, such as:

how many dramatic thunderstorms take place over the course of 40 episodes of the double?

the answer may surprise you!

episode 1. the og. xue fangfei is buried alive by her husband, who then goes in for a lil psychological torture courtesy of the princess. meanwhile, su-guogong kicks down the door of a contraband salt warehouse and does a sick spin onto the back of a chair completely unnecessarily. for the aesthetic. you really get your bang for your buck with this one because it also features in at least ELEVEN separate flashbacks in later episodes (episodes 4, 7, 9 (three FBs), 11, 13, 17, 24, 27, and 32, to be specific).

episode 7. shen yurong comes to the jiang residence to give "jiang li" an entrance exam for fancy pants academy. she drops hella hints to her true identity and keeps bringing up how much it sucked to be abandoned on that mountain :) while a storm rages around them much akin to the one that made the whole live burial thing especially dramatic. as if being buried alive needed additional pathos.

episode 13. xue fangfei is called before the jiang family tribunal because she's got some explaining to do about what happened at the palace banquet (where, if you recall, jiang ruoyao attempted to set her up to be violated and disgraced, and instead found their cousin in bed with jry's fiance). of course our girl wipes the floor with these amateurs. she's bringing melodramatic precipitation to the table, and what do they have, a face wound? god's least favorite soldier (the concubine's son)? please. you gotta get up earlier in the morning than that to pull one over on this fake ex-nun.

episode 14. this one is maybe the funniest to me from a doylist perspective because it's just one single thunderclap/lightning bolt right after the emperor says to xiao heng, the princess hates you. she might even try...to KILL YOU. like bro this is not news to anybody lol. but at least the universe has a sense of dramatic timing. there is no other sign of this storm, not even rainfall, in any other part of the episode...the emperor summoned a stormcloud just for that one sentence and then was like okay i got what i needed, run along now.

episode 17. wins the award for cutest rainstorm. a drunk xue fangfei holds xiao heng's cheeks very insistently between her hands, looking up into his eyes as rain falls in her face. he takes off his utterly sodden cloak and wraps it around her shoulders, surely doing absolutely nothing w/r/t keeping her dry but at least seeming very tender about it. the rain is obviously integral to the scene, but i think the thunder and lightning are mainly here because someone involved with this production really likes thunder and lightning. we also get a flashback to this one in...

episode 18. the metaphorical masturbation scene (xue fangfei lies in a tub artfully draped in fabric nuzzling the soft petals of a rose while xiao heng does half-naked swordplay dripping with rain). again i think somebody was just having a lot of fun with the thunderstorm effects on set that day. rain would have been sufficient, but if there's one thing you can say about this show, it's that everyone involved agreed that "sufficient" will not suffice. we are not here to regular-ass things. we are here to double- or even triple-ass them. and when in doubt on how to achieve that, add some fucking meteorological event. some kind of audiovisual spectacle. it's literally coming down from the heavens. what, are we gonna ask for subtlety? from this show? not if we know what's good for us.

episode 20. xue fangfei has just asked the auntie down the street in huaixiang to testify on her father's behalf, getting down on her knees and begging, only to have the door shut in her face. ouch. if that's not prime time for some rain to mingle with her tears, her surroundings reflecting her inner state, i don't know what is. it's giving textbook pathetic fallacy.

episode 25. ji shuran meets with the imperial diviner who turns out to be her long lost lover she thought she had successfully burned to death!!! (ohhh sidenote i am just now getting the jsr-syr parallel with this.) honestly if they had neglected to punctuate this scene with thunder and lightning i would have been metaphorically holding the back of my hand up to the production's forehead to check for fever. it would not be a sign of health, given this show's general baseline.

episode 27. xue fangfei meets with jiang yuanbai's concubine, hu-yiniang, trying to convince her to help xue fangfei fuck ji shuran's shit right up. the weather didn't help her recruit the huaixiang auntie, but it works like a charm on auntie hu. (i'm choosing to believe the weather is a sentient entity and it's showing up to drench xue fangfei like a wet cat at irregular intervals like ⛈ im helping 🥰)

episode 28. the exorcism. fuck yes there's a thunderstorm during the exorcism. what are we even doing here if the showdown between olympic-grade synchronized charlatan choreography and mad-with-grief-mother-approved creepy ventriloquism isn't punctuated by bolts of lightning? don't waste my time. perfectly timed thunderclaps or gtfo.

episode 29. gotta have some thunder and lightning while visiting the tombstone of your brother who isn't actually dead (but you don't know that). definitely gotta have some rain so your crush can show up out of nowhere and lovingly hold an umbrella over your head. that's just basic science. step 4.7 of the water cycle.

episode 30. xue fangfei comes to the academy to rehearse the duet for the zhao envoy and dun dun dunnnn...only shen yurong is there!!! i am feeling distinctly menaced, but on her behalf, or on his? hard to say. on the one hand, he did attempted-murder her. on the other hand, she's xue fucking fangfei and he's the chump who attempted-murdered her. sweet dreams, bucko.

episode 35. consort li visits the princess in an attempt to get her diagnosed with Pregnancy...out of wedlock!! lots of thunder but no lightning until shen yurong shows up afterward and is like, hey honey i figured out how to solve this problem, just marry this totally other dude 👍 wanning is Not having a good day and the weather got the memo.

episode 39. what would u even do if ur lover poisoned you & took that opportunity to rescue his ex-wife from ur dungeon & walked out holding her in a bridal carry (after using knockout gas on her, natch) & when he saw u he tenderly placed her down out of the rain? what would u do if u had the hairpin u thought he had given u as a sincere token of love and commitment & this hairpin was sharp enough to impale a person & u could put it in his hand pointed toward u & then u could pull his hand right into ur abdomen? WHAT WOULD U DO if all this was the case BUT THERE WAS NO THUNDER AND LIGHTNING WHILE THIS WAS GOING DOWN?? i think i would just NOT impale myself on my own hairpin using my traitorous lover's hand. out of PIQUE. i know weather patterns are driven by atmospheric forces or whatever but come on man. that would just be rude. so thankfully the weather showed up to give the princess the dramatic accompaniment her iconic death scene deserved. she died as she lived: dangerous, vulnerable, electrifying. i'm buying the effects people a round for this one. they made it count.

so, 14 individual thunderstorms, plus at least 10 flashbacks* to one of those thunderstorms, for (at minimum) 24 total scenes featuring thunderstorms in 40 episodes. *(i say "at least" because i probably missed some. and there are 12 FBs mentioned in this post, but two of them were being remembered while another thunderstorm was taking place, so their scenes have already been included in the count of 24.) and that is not even counting 1) lightning in an imaginary what-if scene in episode 6 in which xiangqiao (one of jsr's planted servants) says "if i'm lying, strike me with lightning!" or 2) the magical lightning strikes that jiang ruoyao and/or xue fangfei may or may not create during the guqin exam cgi extravaganza in episode 11 (kinda hard to tell if that was lightning or not). if you count those too you start to wonder if the crew was getting some kind of bulk discount on lightning bolts from the lightning bolt factory...but that's none of my business 😌

[minniesmutt]

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“You almost ready babe?” Y/n heard Jeongin call as he walked into their bedroom, finding his girlfriend staring at herself in the mirror. He walked up behind her and kissed her shoulder. “What’s wrong?”

“I’m starting to hate how the dress looks on me,” Y/n sighed. She knew pregnancy was going to change things about her but know was a bad time for her insecurities to act up.

“Does it help that I think you look beautiful in it?” Jeongin asked

“No, but thank you,” Y/n sighed

“Could just blame our son.”

“You knocked me up.”

“We were drunk and you were sad,” Jeongin defended as he pulled her over to their bed and sat her down. “You look great in the dress babe. Pregnant or not.” Jeongin kissed her lips.

“You mean it?” Y/n asked

“Of course I do.” Jeongin helped her get her shoes on before helping her stand. He grabbed her jacket and purse for her and led her out of the apartment. Not letting her stare too long into any mirrors as the got into the car to go to his fathers company. There was a little bit of paparazzi outside for whatever reason. Once the car stopped, he noticed Jisung and (Astrid) with Deiji just getting out of there’s. “Perfect timing.” Jeongin joked as he got out of the car.

Jeongin helped his girlfriend out of the car before shutting the door behind her. He grabbed her hand and followed his friends up. Getting noticed by his niece which forced them to stop.

“You didn’t have to wait up,” Jeongin told them

“Deiji insisted,” Jisung said as the continued up the steps. Security got the door for the five of them as there was some yelling from news sources.

There was a good crowd that had already shown up. Jeongin managed to weave through the crowd with Y/n to find his family.

“You guys made it!” His mother clapped and hugged Y/n before her son.

“And holding hands?” His older brother snickered

“Did you tell your parents?” Y/n asked her boyfriend

“No…”

“He’s really good at that,” his dad commented

“Y/n and I are dating and she moved into the penthouse with me,” Jeongin told them, wrapping his arm around her shoulder

“And the wedding is next week?” His younger brother asked

“And you’re not invited,” Jeongin told him

“I wasn’t invited to (Astrid)’s either.”

“They went to the courthouse. Plus she already told us they’ll be a ceremony later.” The oldest son reminded him

Y/n smiled watching the family dynamic. Thinking one day she’d marry into it. She wrapped her arms around Jeongin, staying close to him through the night. Having to sit often with the added human. Though she was entertained by her niece during that. The little girl patting her stomach as she showed off how much walking she had learned— it wasn’t much.

“What you doing?” (Astrid) asked her daughter as she picked her up from behind. Making the girl giggle.

“Ah!” Deiji said, pointing to her aunt.

“Auntie,” (Astrid) said

“She’s getting good at walking,” Y/n said

“She’s been practicing. Won’t be able to catch her soon.”

“Can’t wait for those days.”

“They come quickly.”

“Mamamamama,” Deiji interrupted

“And the talking,” Y/n said

“We’re starting dinner soon,” Jeongin said as he and Jisung joined their girls.

“Great. Uncomfortable conversations,” (Astrid) smiled

“Say dada,” Jisung told his daughter

“Mama,” Deiji said

“Good try, Ji.” Jeongin laughed at his dejected friend

“I can’t wait till you feel this betrayal.” Jisung glared

“Dinner,” Jeongin’s youngest brother passed by the group.

Jeongin helped his girlfriend up and the five walked to the dining area. Jeongin helped Y/n to her seat, towards the end with the rest of the family. Once everyone was sat, Jeongin’s dad made a toast. Thanking everyone for coming and supporting the company. Announcing his elsest was taking over the company at the end of the year.

“I would also like to congratulate Jeongin and his girlfriend on their pregnancy,” an applause came around the room as Jeongin patted her knee and she shot him a smile. “I would also like to congratulate (Astrid) on finally leaving her family behind. Even though she’s not my daughter, I’ve always seen her as one.”

The applause continued before everyone started eating. Little conversations taking place around the table.

“Feeling okay?” Jeongin asked her close to the end of dinner

“Little tired,” Y/n shrugged

“Wanna go home soon?”

“I don’t want to be rude and leave…”

“You’re pregnant. People will understand.”

“Alright.”

The two stayed a couple more minutes before saying goodbye to the family and Jeongin made his way around saying goodbye to the other people there. Jeongin got her out of the building and into the car. Y/n sighed in relief when she sat down in the car seats with him next to her.

“Feet hurt?” Jeongin asked as the driver started off to their home.

“Yeah,” Y/n sighed, “straight to bed.”

“Gotta wash up,” Jeongin kissed her cheek and wrapped his arm around her. Y/n smiled and leaned into him.

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[rp-guzi]

Hello Guzi. Does your ghost dad play games with you sometimes? If so, what's your favourite game to play together?

Hello!

As for real games, my dad likes weiqi, but we have lost a lot of the pieces, so we've started using other small things that are vaguely dark or light colored to substitute, like dead bugs. I'm not very good at it yet, but we usually don't finish anyway.

We also like to build forts (He calls them lairs) out of blankets and robes and do play sieges with sticks for swords.

(ง ͠ O_O )▬ι═════ﺤ

Sometimes we play at acrobatics where he tosses me up in the air and catches me--those are so fun!

My favorite game is spit pot, where we eat grapes and try to spit the seeds into a pot from as far away as we can go! My dad is very good at spitting, but I'm gaining ground on him all the time! (Do I mostly just like it because I get to eat grapes? ʅ(°ヮ°)ʃ I'unno.)

Auntie Xuan Ji doesn't like spitting. When I brought it up, she just cried and said something about Pei Ming. (・-・ )

[envihellbender]

The Unknown first appearing to five killers of your choice

Rating: Mature (horror)

Fandom: Dead by Daylight

Characters: The Unknown, the Trapper, the Trickster, the Legion, the Deathslinger, the Pig

The Trapper

“Son?” A voice creaked. “Have I finally found my boy?” Evan snorted with laughter before he turned around, a jack knife in one hand and a bundle of wire in the other.

“You’re not convincing, fella,” he said towards the dark silhouettes of the trees. “My old man wouldn’t ever sound so pleased to see me.” When the figure finally showed itself Evan’s huge figure stumbled backwards in shock. He thought he’d seen everything ever since the Entity took him, but apparently not. In front of him was… well, he didn’t know what it was. It looked like his father if someone had sucked all of the fat from his body, left the skin hanging there and twisted it up like a helter-skelter.

“Ohh… Sorry,” the creature responded, speaking as if it was drowning in its own flesh. Suddenly, it collapsed into a pile of rubbery skin, shards of bone and rotten meat onto the floor. Evan let out a fractured breath and felt his lips turn dry as he stared at it. Before he could react it … inflated. That was the best word for it really. It became something else. A beast that was just as elongated with twisted limbs and neck, but instead it wore a gas mask and filthy overalls.

“Hey there, Mister MacMillan, Sir…” It asked, twisting its head to the right and giggling underneath the mask. “So glad I found you. The mine collapse… It was awful trying down there. Did you get everybody out, Sir?” As it finished speaking its head twisted ninety degrees to the right, its grin widened and then it somehow managed to turn its head even further until it had turned a full circle, twisting its neck even more.

The Trickster

“Hey… hey … hey,” a whispering, screeching voice said appearing beside Ji-Woon as he left the Trial. He didn’t even turn around, blood still dripping from his bat and sinking into his clothes.

“Fans aren’t allowed backstage,” he said coldly with a smirk on his perfectly soft lips.

“I… Sorry… can you help me?” It repeated. Ji-Woon scoffed and turned around, swinging his well-used bat back and forth. When he saw it he swore under his breath, he tilted his head and let out a deranged giggle.

“Now what are you?” He asked as he approached the monster, as he got close he wrinkled his nose. It stank worse than a butcher. “You look like the dokkaebi every aunty back home tells stories about.”

“Don’t you recognise me?” The creature asked, its voice sounded reminiscent of an old window pane in a storm. Ji-Woon sighed a little annoyed but managed to maintain his grin.

“You’re wearing the face of the girl from my fan club. The pig nosed one. She got a private show. Her voice was nice, made a hit single out of it.”

“En…core?” It asked, its teeth splitting through its skin as it smiled.

“She got a front row seat and her singing was on my next single, she died in bliss, her screams showed her devotion to me. And now she’s in front of me asking for more?” Ji-woon cackled. He spun on his heal, he slipped his sunglasses down from his crown to over his eyes despite the dark as he walked away. “Welcome to the Entity’s world dokkaebi. Don’t speak to me again.”

The Legion

“Ex…cuse… me, I… am… lost… late for… work,” a voice said from behind them. Frank was in control of the body at present, he turned round curiously to Joey’s dismay, who bitched at him in the headspace about how he shouldn’t have checked out the source of the noise so readily. The complaining however stopped instantly when they saw what they were being confronted by. Internally they all yelled excitedly, in front of them was a twisted creature wearing the skin of the sheep they slaughtered to be saved by the Entity. Well, more or less. It was stretched almost beyond recognition, with twisted limbs and broken bones sticking out of its skin. They all recognised it instantly, there favourite urban legend was right in front of them. The Unknown.

“Holy shit,” Frank said excitedly to the Legion, he wasn’t speaking externally but the Unknown watched curiously as Frank grinned and his eyes flitted across its body in fascinating.

“Oh my god. It’s so gross. Look at that! That’s so fucking cool,” Joey enthused, he tried to will Frank to touch them with little success. “Dude come on. What do you think it feels like?”

“Joey, don’t be rude, God,” Susie chided him.

“It’s gotta be a skinwalker, right? The thing from the urban legends?” Julie asked, she was the one who was mostly pushing Frank to look at every element of The Unknown’s body analytically. “Maybe we should ask it?” The creature unknowingly interrupted them with a groan as it twisted its head to the right. Frank realised he had to actually say something.

“Hey, hey, hey, sorry, needed to chat about you with these guys,” Frank said happily bounced on his heals tapping his temples with his index and middle finger. The Unknown tried to reply, its mouth open and teeth poking out between his lips but before he could Frank interrupted him. His voice was fast and excited, a response the Unknown did not usually receive. “So, you’re the Unknown, right? We’ve read so much about you. Are you a skinwalker? That’s our theory, skinwalker. Well, that’s the only one we’ve agreed on. Susie is still pitching the idea that you’re a trans dimensional being but then Julie asks how we know skinwalkers aren’t trans dimensional beings but then that gets Susie on a whole mothman Bigfoot thing-"

“You… Are… Many?” The Unknown interrupted. Its eyes widened in wonder as it fell forward onto his hands and feet bending like a spider. Something about the Legion caused them to relax to their natural posture. Frank didn’t seem fazed by it.

“Yeah! Four of us in one body.” His voice as proud, he seemed like a brutal angry thug but the sweeter, softer teenager that the rest of Legion saw sneaked out.

“Four… in one… could I be four at once?” The Unknown’s voice was low and contemplative.

“Oh sure! They’d be amazing.” Frank began pacing in front of the Unknown, his words becoming faster as if they were powering his hyperactive joy. “Okay, so this thing you’ve got as the cleaner we kill, so great. But we hurt more than just him, you know? Maybe you can merge them? We can workshop it.”

Deathslinger

Caleb heard it stalking him ever since he left the trial. It scuttled and giggled as it approached, and Caleb had been followed enough times to know when someone thought they had the better of him. He kept walking the familiar way back to his workshop the Saviour made for him. He pretended he hadn’t a clue he was being followed. That was until he heard the beginning of a croaking, crackling syllable - it was then he spun around. He held up the Redeemer, aiming it upwards from where the noise had come from. When he saw what was in front of him, a strange twisted beast wearing the torn up skin of a man who’s face was ingrained into Caleb’s mind as clear as it had been when he first saw it and when he beat his head into a bloody stew. Henry Bayshore.

Well, it wasn’t quite Henry Bayshore. The creature was far taller, with longer more distorted limbs, and his skin sagged so intensely it flapped as it moved. His torso was twisted so much it was more like a corkscrew than a body. Caleb smirked as he looked at the strange creature, maybe it was one of the changelings his Ma told him all about. Or maybe it was a skinwalker one of the Native American boys in his gang always talked about.

“So… What’re you following me for and why shouldn’t I blow your head from your body again, Mister Bayshore?” Caleb asked, his calloused fingers over the trigger.

“You… would… miss,” a crackling, gnarled voice said. Before Caleb could respond the beast let out a screech and he collapsed into a pile of soft, weeping flesh. It was a pile of raw meat, blood, and viscera by Caleb’s feat, causing him to be more confused than anything else. Before he could full process what was happening, a twisted gnarled finger tapped on his shoulder.

The Pig

“A… man-da?” A familiar croaking voice said. At one point it would’ve been comforting and at another made her body surge with fear. On this occasion it felt as if it made her bones turn to ice and her blood became still. She slowly turned, extremely carefully with her grip on her knife… Because John was dead. John Kramer had died of cancer in front of her eyes. The cold fog was beginning to set in, and as it chilled against her skin she knew that what was in front of her face was not the Entity, it was just as uncertain as she was.

Before her was a twisted parody of John Kramer, the man who had been as good as her dad and who she’d failed just as much as her folks had failed her. He was taller for one thing, Amanda barely came up to his chest. His neck was elongated and twisted around. His face was tilted diagonally, and he smiled. Amanda wasn’t sure if it was the fact that he looked happy at all or that there were far too many teeth piercing through flesh that made him look less like the man.

“Amanda. I … found… you-”

“What the fuck are you?” She interrupted.

“Oh… does this skin not look good … on me?”

“Whatever you are, you’re not fucking convincing okay?”

“Would you like to see my … tumour?” It asked, its neck twisting to the side until its head was completely upside down. Amanda bared her teeth and pulled her pig mask back down, it seemed it was time for a different kind of trial.

[stqrgirl3]

omg tgis is like very skibidi level 100 gyatt alpha male sigma type of rizz🔥🔥🔥🔥

browki go to bed

Sigh

[sideeffectsofhavingnolife]

IPKKND S:1 Episode-2

Hey, you guys, did you miss me?

Kidding, I know nobody is reading these.

But if someone does in the future. Hi, cutie! I hope you're having fun.

Okay, then let's start with the second episode of Iss Pyar ko kya naam doon

Back at the meet cute.

My girl looks like she is about to cry.

Oh my, the disgust on his face.

He literally slammed her on the stage and not a in a good way. You know what I mean😏

And now they are dragging her away as if she attacked their boss.

Oooh the veil under his feet. What an imagery.

Man, Sanaya Irani looks sooo pretty.

The wedding is still going on?

How long has it been? Khushi stepped out when it was still daylight and now it's basically night.

What the fuck? Did they just locked her into a room?!

Is that what they do to models for not doing their job properly.

So, he thinks that she was sent by a rival company. That's seem dumb and probable at the same time.

This must be so traumatizing for Khushi. To be locked in a room for no reason and being accused of something you have nothing to do with when you know you need to be at home.

Shit! The mother connected the dots. Khushi needs to hurry up, I smell drama.

But also where are the dukaan ke papers? It's clearly not with Khushi. Where did you left them girl? Don't tell me she will lose them.

Oh he came to interrogate her himself.

He looks terrifying af combined with the predatory walk.

Dude, it's not her fault. You should ask your designer.

"Galti bhi aukaat dekh kar karni chahiye thi" Boy you did not. Shut the fuck up and shove that God complex up your ass.

Actually, I like the tension of this scene.

What the fuck do you mean "Ek jaayega dusra phasa lena" Why would you even comment on her sister's character, she is not even here.

"Batameezi to maine abhi shuru bhi nahi kari hai" Boy what?

*Gasp*

Oh he did not just do that! HE DID NOT!!

The disrespect!

Okay, girl there was no need to cover it up with your hair. Your back was already exposed before.

So, he is just gonna let her leave? What happened to the jawab he wanted. He just wanted to harrass my girl. What a fucking asshole.

Yay! Shaadi toot gayi. Congratualations!

I can't with these fucking neighbors.

Oh no the drama waiting to happen at home, once Khushi arrives.

Who is this lady? Constantly ordering around the house anyway. Shut up!

Is the sister gonna tell the truth?

She's back. Don't tell me they are gonna disown her or something.

What are these neighbours still doing in their house. Get the fuck out, the wedding ordeal is done, bitches.

Oh, the mom's walking up to her. Is a slap incoming?

"Tum thik ho?" Aww! that's her first question. What sweet people!

Ughh, who is this aunty? I hate her.

I love her dad though, he is handling this very calmly.

i know she took the papers because it was necessary for the plot but was it necessary for their plan. Couldn't they have just called the groom and asked whether he was in it.

Oh the mother is upset.

So Khushi is adopted. That's such a shitty statement to drop. Who is this lady anyway. The father calls her jiji so is she Khushi's Bua. Bua ji ki apni koi family nahi hai kya? Yaha kyu rehti hai. God, I hate her soo much.

Oh the mother pulled off an Amitabh Bachchan from K3G.

Agreed! Sis is talking sense, the groom was definitely in on it.

"Tujhse saga humara koi nahi hai" Why are these people the sweetest 😭

Oh girl what are you doing? This is definitely a mislead but what she gonna do with the oil and matchsticks. Probably cook something.

Okay so that was the second episode. It was quite uninteresting for the most part.

Hoping something good from the next one.

Buh-bye!

[msbhagirathi]

IPKKND LIVE BLOG - Season 1 [Epi - 2]

Cooooommmmmmmeeee ooooooonnnnnnnn, letz start the second epiiiiiiiiii.

So we are starting right from where we had left them off. ANDDDDD BAAAAMMMM! Khushi jolts out of her (or rather their?) trance and realizes where her hand is, snatches it back. Pulling out Arnav from his trance as well.

I want you to focus on their expressions in the scene. Look closely, when she snatches her hand away from his collar. His gaze, instantly falls down to her hand and there's a moment where he steels himself and maybe even thinks that 'How dare she!'.

It's as if Arnav realizes that he needs to be angry and THEN all hell breaks lose, as he throws her out of his hands. He orders the head of his PR team to control the photos and videos of this 'scandal'. Khushi is locked in a room for interrogation.

Back in Gomti Sadan, the neighborhood aunties are gossiping about Khushi's absence. Buaji asks about the papers' whereabouts to Payal. But, Payal, already very nervous and tongue-tied, reduces to tears. I am surprised why did Buaji not see the change in her demeanor and most importantly her spilled tears. But, that's also not much surprising coz Buaji can hardly ever read Payal or Khushi's distress over anything that they seem to be facing alone, in the entire show. This scene also indicates that Payal has never been the rule-breaker kid, she's always been kind of a 'yes-man' to her parents.

Ohh! Did you notice how Khushi's voice sounds so off? Do you know why? Turns out Sanaya was sick with cold while shooting this sequence. She mentioned this in that interview with Mrs. Gul Khan, which was released right after IPK ended a few months ago.

Arnav instructs the team to interrogate Khushi and check whether a rival company (Re-Fashion? RI-Fashion? REE-Fashion? whatever, lol.) send her there to ruin his fashion show in exchange of some petty amount of money.

Payal's belief, of her Abhishek ji standing up to his family's demand of the dowry, breaks. She realizes that he is present there, knows everything going on but still refuses to speak up. She is heart-broken.

Was it only me or you also thought that the way Sanaya pronounced 'profession' is kind of-idk-intriguing?-sexy?-hot?-pata nahi choro (ok, leave it.)

Garima tries to associate the papers' absence to Khushi's absence. Payal has been caught like a deer caught in headlights.

Arnav comes to meet or rather to interrogate his wife 'that' girl, for 'answers'. Khushi requests him to let her go as she explains him that she landed there by mistake.

He is so adamant in throwing all the unfortunately familiar 'accusatory' questions. What was that 'Wipro-Fashion'? 'PRO-Fashion'? Whatever. See, many of you would disagree, here, but I think he is legit right in doubting her intentions, given the type of people he would have dealt with till now in this profession. Although, WE know, from Khushi's POV, that she is right, BUT that's the thing, he doesn't.

"Then let it (the marriage) break. Problems like these are nothing for girls like you. If one leaves, then trap another." ("Toh tut jaane do shaadi. Tum jaisi ladkiyon ka kya hai. Ek jayega, dusra phasaa lena.") And the BG score changes to something close to tandav beats. Maybe, just maybe he realized that he has struck a chord or crossed a line or fcked up real bad. It can be any of the three.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! The dreaded moment is here. Khushi retaliates but she does not realize the volcano in front of her, ready to burst out with hot, molten lava. She attempts to side step him but he grabs her by the arm and yanks at the dori of her blouse. Pearls scatter around, everywhere on the floor. Khushi is horror struck, devastated, horrified and all the girls watching this for the first time already knew what that meant. And hated Arnav for doing that to her for a long, long time.

See the irony, here. In the previous episode, we saw them together in that beautiful frame. No-one had any doubt of them being the alpha couple of the show. BUT. BUT. BUT.

After this scene, audience must have doubted, some might even have gone to the extent to declare Arnav as the villain. And later considered Shyam as the hero, coz of the way, he was introduced (we will come to that in that episode).

Hmm. I am thinking. Why did he let her go? Like? So....easily? After she pulled the ribbon from her hair and covered her exposed back, or rather her modesty. Arnav has frozen. At his spot. He isn't even moving a finger. (I will have to process this scene and then will let you know in a separate post.)

With this, the scene blurs and along with Khushi, we reach Gomti Sadan, where everything is eerily silent. Wait. Did we reach so early? Didn't Khushi take the whole day to reach SM? Then how come- ohh Guilty Arnav might have arranged a car for her to reach her home safely-Lol. Who am I kidding with? This is ASR, we are talking about. Let's stop with the wishful thinking.

Gomti Sadan. Gossips. Malign in their social image. A broken marriage. All of these are termed as a "Kali' (black ink) by Buaji. And who's at fault? Khushi. She talks of pulling off her braid and handing it to her. Basically, beat her ass off.

Buaji, I think, was never able to accept Khushi as her own child. She was always the only one to differentiate between the two. She was only the one who instigated Garima and Shashi against her. Although, Shashi had wholeheartedly accepted her as his daughter but Garima, often used to get manipulated into believing the worst, in Khushi.

Even now both Buaji and Garima are convinced that Khushi was, somehow, jealous of her sister's fate (that she was getting married) and so to malign it, she decided to sabotage the wedding by taking away the papers and fleeing out of everyone's sight until the wedding is called off.

Lol. Junior Engineer. And Buaji thinks, that's self-explanatory for them, having a right to ask for a dowry. Khushi explains herself. But, she is admonished by her (B-ji), for acting like a 'Dadi Amma', means trying to act above her age, by interfering in elders' matters.

Still, for the Guptas', specifically for Mrs. Garima Gupta, a broken marriage is worse than Payal getting married into a money-hungry family. Do you see it here? Getting MARRIED is of more importance than getting married into THE RIGHT FAMILY.

And as if all this admonishing and insulting is not enough, so, she kind of disowns her daughter. "Mat kaho hume Amma".

Khushi, who already had abandonment issues, guilt of being a burden to 'this' family, is now shell shocked. Someone please save this poor kid.

Buaji does it again! Hip, hip hurray guys! She again pulls up the orphan card and a non-refundable debt (of getting adopted by her brother and sister in law) card! What an awesome timing Buaji! Shut up Buaji. What? Shashi said this. Not me. I have manners, ok.

"Arre tujhse saga humara koi nahi hai." Payal's words calms Khushi to some extent. But, they are still not enough as we see that Khushi cannot sleep, and keeps tossing and turning, recalling her amma's harsh words.

She wakes up and opens their shop's door. Khushi is shown handling an LPG gas cylinder, an oil cannister and lighting a match stick, giving us the impression of her attempting to give up her life.

Precap starts. *quickly pauses it* I don't watch precaps. Spoilers. Don't like them. Bye. Such a stressful episode to watch.

P.S. : Remember the interview I was talking about? This is it. Please do give it a watch if you haven't already. It's so beautiful them sharing the off-screen things and being all nostalgic. You'll love it. :)

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[twig-tea]

5 BL characters in 2023 who you would help hide a body

*cracks knuckles* @wen-kexing-apologist I had things to do today! Let's not lie I was already not doing them so let's go.

I am notoriously bad at keeping my lists down to any reasonable number so I'm going to give myself very specific parameters: This is a character who (a) I love so deeply I would do anything for them, (b) they would murder someone, and (c) there is someone in their show who, if they murdered, I would support their gay crime. Ok with those caveats let's see how I do [spoiler alert: I failed pretty badly].

Ji Hyun, The Eighth Sense

Ji Hyun came from the country to the big city, saw a hot guy on a poster and decided "yep I'm going to learn to surf even though I can't actually swim". He almost died and decided to lean into his convictions even MORE. He sasses out his senior and isn't put off by his lover ghosting him. Luckily for them the people in Jae Won's life figured themselves out and apologized, because Ji Hyun was not going to put up with more of their bullshit. I would do anything for this man and I fully believe if pushed he would do anything for his.

Noey Watplu, I Will Knock You

Noey is a kid who ended up running a gang mostly out of care for his community. He thinks he's so much tougher than he is, but his bravado and endless self-confidence get him through so much. Still, if he hadn't turned away from that gangster lifestyle, he definitely would have gotten in trouble at some point and I would have been with the other aunties at the food stalls helping deal with the mess.

Dung from Mr Cinderella S2

He has had a rough life, but is extremely kind, and I always stan a man who stays beside his in the face of external threats, but who also has healthy boundaries about how he's treated. The people in Khoa's life who keep messing with their relationship in both seasons....I'm not advocating murder, but if they happened to die, I would be there helping make sure they didn't mess with them anymore.

Ueangphueng and Fongkaew, I Feel You Linger in the Air

I just want these women to be happy and safe (with Mai). And if there's anyone on this list who deserved to murder someone as a treat, it's them. I love so much that they teamed up to take down their husband. I love so much that they found strength in one another. I would absolutely help them bury whoever they needed me to. And in a time when justice would not have been served for what they actually experienced, do I think they could have gone there if they hadn't found the other evidence to take him down? Absolutely, and I respect them for it.

Namnuea, Wedding Plan

This is cheating against my own rules because I don't think he would actually kill anyone but I'd do it for him and I know he'd help me hide the body so I'm counting it. I love this man. He also could technically fit into the ending category because he is (rightfully) surrounded by people who love and protect him, but count me in.

Amane, If It's With You

This is now just a favourites list but listen. I was ready to throw down for him immediately re: that high school crush, and as we got more of him and saw how brave he was through this series my love grew exponentially. He is mine and I would protect him in any way necessary, including helping him bury a very unlikely body.

Hira, My Beautiful Man

I love Kiyoi as a character so much and want desperately to protect him, but I don't need to we have Hira for that. Hira, on the other hand, canonically fantasizes about murdering his classmates because they're a little mean to Kiyoi, he's way more likely to need my help. And I love his complete disaster self so much. His arc is so slow across the seasons/movie and I know some folks got frustrated with him but he's starting from such an incredibly messed up place that the way his growth spirals makes perfect sense and is very relatable.

Koki, One Room Angel

This guy keeps getting into gang fights even though he's not in a gang, he's very likely to need me. And as a stoic, sad, quietly kind and perpetually misunderstood gay man, he immediately fell into my Love Forever and Protect With All of my Might bucket.

Kat, the Warp Effect

Listen, Kat could and would (and yes I chose this gif intentionally to invoke Wild Things). She doesn't need to because she has a wonderful group of friends who rally around her, but if anything else went down in her life and she had to choose violence, I'd be there with a shovel.

Ryunosuke, Tokyo in April Is...

I don't mean to imply that we want to murder our protagonists lol All three of the men in this show could ask me to bury a body and I'd say yes, but Ryunosuke is the one who might actually take advantage. Ryunosuke was fully evaluating Kazuma in this scene and he had good reason to. I fully believe if he found Kazuma wanting he'd find a way to make him disappear if he had to. In any case, Ryunosuke is in my bucket of favourite characters from this year and I would do anything for him.

Uea, Middleman's Love

It's cheating that he's here because really the people I'd love to help him bury were all in Bed Friend but in my defense I'll say that his energy in this show was 100% "if you hurt Jade who is too precious to exist I will end you", and I support him on this.

Misaki, Me, My Husband, and my Husband's Boyfriend

This woman went through so much self-reflection and growth. At the start of the show she couldn't hurt anyone but herself, but by the end? She was ready to hold boundaries and fight for her own happiness even if she doesn't yet know what that is and I am here to support that even if it turns out to be violence. I can't find any gifs of her in her happiness and I'm very sad about it

Nai, Shadow the Series

Dan is a monsterfucker and so he has my whole heart, but Nai is the one most likely to need my services. While Dan is in his feelings and obsessed with the supernatural mystery in the show, Nai is in the real world gathering information, setting up their bully as a fall guy, and generally being brilliant. Here for him and all his gay wrongs.

Bonus

Folks I don't need to help bury a body because they already have people for that, but who I absolutely could not keep off this list!

Maya, Rose, and Charn, Laws of Attraction and Ai Di, Kiseki: Dear to Me

I don't think they need any further commentary.

[theolivebird]

My mother adds another title to her name.

She's not just Mom or baju kurung* Kim.

She's now the Yakult auntie.

In her metal cart, she places two big cooler bags - one for single-flavoured packs of yakult and another for multi-favoured ones.

My sister and I know our favourite flavours.

Hers is purple, and mine is green.

But now is not the time to peel off the tin foils and fold them in half.

We have to finish the list in mommy's hand.

She says, "Si lou you san ge (fourth floor have three deliveries)" and I press the button eagerly.

Together, we push the cart out of the lift, find the unit and ring the bell.

Mom shouts, "Yakult auntie!"

And an auntie answers the door.

"Ji tiao? (How many packs?)"

"Liang tiao. (2 packs) Mix de."

We take out the goods - still cold - from the bags, and hand them over through the metal gates.

Mom tucks the cash and coins in her waist pouch and moves us onto the next apartment unit.

At the end of the evening, we return home with our Yakult balance, and take

A purple one and a green one.

We peel open the tin foil and fold it neatly in half.

The cold, sweet liquid greets our lips as we turn on the TV.

*baju kurung: a traditional dress for malay women. My mother used to work as a seamstress. Many malay ladies used to come to our house to have their dresses made.

[aphrodite1288]

This is an explicative Post about The Dating history of Jongin. I want everyone to read it because I keep receiving asks asking me to explain this exact same thing. Yet when I do, no one reads it and they go again sending 30 asks every day regarding the issue. Read this, Cos I'm not replying to anyone asking about this anymore.

Ugh that Jini is back at it again, posting photos from her Busan trip on October 26th with her grandma and aunties and mom, to raise the speculations that she was with Ji there while he went with his group of friends one of them is Jrick Baek the new choreographer in SM who worked with him in his albums. Kindly note: She never usually posts the location of her photos, only when it's related to Jongin, suddenly she shares the name of the hotel and the street and the exact name of that place/restaurant/shop/whatsoever.

She's back at her things again. If you saw old posts from last year on this blog regarding Lee Jini (claimed Jongin's Gf) everytime Instagram and twitter Sasaengs share they're dating then I ask real sasaeng they say they are not dating. I don't wanna share her account and her photos here as you already know her account from last year's posts by old admins, you can go check them yourselves.

Anyway a summary of the old posts where old admins talked about this Lee Jini model girl: Well she is always at Jongin's schedules location, if he's in filming she's there, if he's in Fashion show in another country she posts stories she's there, if he's preparing for his album and is in the filming set she posts photos there in her story, she's always in his schedule and she has this tendency to Immediately Delete her stories only a short time after getting an attention of fans who start commenting on her posts that she is With Ji now and she replies to every single one of the comments saying "No we're just friends please support him and leave me alone "THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU START IT? WHY DID YOU POST PHOTOS FROM EVERYWHERE HE IS AT? IF U DON'T WANT THAT ATTENTION? and WHY DO YOU SIT DOWN AND REPLY TO 34 COMMENTS ON YOUR POSTS FROM JONGINS FANS??" If you don't want the attention I know you shouldn't simply post stories and posts from his same location. Sounds like an attention seeker Pick Me Behavior to me.

But the one that got the insta Sasaengs attention is when she posted a story in The shop of "The Devil wears Jeongnam 😈" show where she posted herself sitting inside Mr.Jeongnam's store trying some new sneakers the exact same day Jongin was filming there with him and Sehun as a guest in the show, that's when Instagram sasaengs caught on her and contacted her friends and she maybe told her friends to tell Sasaengs that her and Jongins are indeed dating while she told us in the comments section that she just knows Jongin as a celebrity and has nothing to do with him and to leave her alone?!? I remember her reply to one of the commenters "I don't even know who he is leave me alone!" I wish I had the screenshots but she deleted the posts where she got massive comments from ExoL and erigoms.

Anyway, Lee Jini originally named Park Jiyong was after her father's name Park Minseok or something . Anyway she was born in January 26th 1999 is a model actress beauty guru she also sings or whatever she does everything typical of a rich girl who has access to everything because her mom pushes her to do everything in the Industry. She the daughter of an Old SM Big Actress, Scriptwriter and Business woman she has roots and contacts in the movie industry or whatsoever I don't know I care about her mom, old admins shared the full profile of her mom in this blog go check it, her mom is a big pillar and one of the direction team of SM, she basically can get access to Exo's schedule and future trips and future projects and shows and all, her mom is an Actress and Scriptwriter means she works on SM artists Shows'scripts and Movies and drama scripts, she is well known in the movie and variety show industry, she got her daughter aka Jini VIP Pass to every Exo concert since debut not free Tickets but a whole Pass with encore stage and backstage and after party access, means she can go and take photos with the members and attend Exo's after parties with their staff and best-friends and family after their concert wrap-up. She is a huge fan of Jongin's and Suho and Xiumin and She took a lot of photos with them (the photos were shared on this blog by old admins kindly look for the post) Jini is a huge ExoL and a Hardcore Erigom, she got all Exo and Jongin's signed albums VIP delivered for her exclusively, she is also friends with Lee Soo Man's daughter and Sunny from SNSD aka Lee Soo Man's niece anyway she a friend of the Lee Soo Man family, she had her beauty show appearance in K-Beauty show something and walked few runways, Jini and her mom and dad are well known by SM family and among all SM artists, a rich Golden spoon girl who has everything she wants. She always posts photos of her birthday wearing Gucci from head to Toe, and she always wears A "two teddy bears🧸🧸" necklace and she always posts about bears, she is also a painter she always paints about bears and always changes the color of the TWO teddy bears 🧸🧸 in her necklace, she also posts her everyday morning coffee with Two teddy bears Coffee art ☕ ! She always wears Gucci and posts gifts from Gucci and Tags #Gucci and says that it's "A GIFT" to raise more speculations. She loves the attention she's getting.

Anyway that's her she had million plastic surgeries so it's hard to tell her face because it keeps changing every year.

Anyway old admin Aurore spoke to one of her friends, she said she doesn't know if her friend Jini is indeed Dating Jongin or that she's just telling them she does to flex on them that she's dating an idol. Her own friend said she doesn't know if they're really dating but she's always there wherever he goes.

Well last time I checked, he's not stupid or crazy to bring his girlfriend to every schedule he has, he can't be this dumb or inattentive, and she is not a normal unknown/Nugu girl who can pass for a staff member and hide in among staff, SHE'S A WELL KNOWN MODEL in Korea she has her own profile in Korean Celebrities profiles sites such as AsianWiki and Naver and Instiz and her MOM IS a WELL KNOWN SM personality in Korea, she even has a famous museum of her arts, only rich personalities buy her arts. So she is easily recognizable. He ain't dumb to take her to his schedules even if just occasionally! They can't not get exposed ! 🙈

Anyway Some Sasaengs on Twitter are saying Jongin's a golddigger and wants Sponsorships to Up his career and get more deals and More screen on National TV and more promotions and international Brand deals so he is fucking her for that because her Mom is a big personality in the industry and can easily get him all that. Which is not true! because we all know how HARD Jongin works. If he relies on his Gf Jini's Mom's Contacts to get him easy sponsors and opportunities, why is he suffering and working extra hard as we all see and saw for 11 years now and him saying he paid his own promotions because SM is lazy and won't let him go promote in Variety shows! He said himself he was the one who contacted every Show and asked them if he can appear on it! And he did it for the fans! Because Exo were on hiatus and he wanted to work so hard to promote his albums and also to not let Exo's name die down because of members'enlistment. (I've got the video for that but I don't want to share it because I'm lazy).

I've spoken to some insiders they all said she's more of an obsessed fan than his gf. But he had indeed go out on a fanmeeting/business-date with her by request from her mother longtime ago as her Favorite celebrity, she also had that meeting/date with Suho and Minseok and Lay, Spoiled sugar baby energy. She also invited Exo and Minho from SHINee and some other SM artists to exclusively attend her Fancy Birthday parties and they all attended because they have to when it's a her mom sending the invitations. Lol 😆 sounds forced at a gunshot for me.

I've got more photos of her with the members in concerts backstage that she shared on her Instagram, but she deleted them.

Anyway Sasaengs on twitter are sharing this photo saying it's Lee Jini and Ji in military, it's not them! That's an unseen photo of Chanyeol with his Mom or aunt or whoever that is. And without me confirming it to you anyhow, you have eyes I believe, so you can tell the lady in the photo is overweight and short looks old nothing like a body of a slim 171cm tall young model. You can see it yourself if you have healthy eyes. If you can't see it, please see a doctor ASAP.