#Auction meme

[destielmemenews]

"The Onion’s bid was backed by the families of eight victims of the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting and one first responder. It also will have an exclusive advertising deal with the gun control group Everytown for Gun Safety."

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[v1x-holo]

TW: EPILEPSY/ILLUSION

"𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐃𝐈𝐏𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓!!!"

[mulligans-tavern]

The fact that the Vulture mini is currently at a higher price than the Gorgug mini in the auction says something about Fantasy High's audience

[charcubed]

66th seal just dropped

[send-me-off-to-sea]

[scanzen]

Save freedom of speech - Buy war bonds. 1943. Artist: Norman Rockwell.

via Heritage Auctions

[w3llf4ll]

ANIMATION MEME AUCTION

Again & Again

Reblogs appreciated if you cant bid! I might be loosing my job soon, so anything helps. I’ll probably come out with more of these soon!

⟡ SB: $50usd

⟡ AB: $200usd - high to encourage bidding!

⟡ MI: +$10usd

Auction over in two weeks, or AB is hit!

You can bid in the comments here, or in the linked toyhou.se profile. :]

[cursezoroark]

edens!

requested from @emissary-of-dog

[valka]

some wols really be like this for the gong cha x ffxiv collab...

[dailylowqualitycats]

Day 202

Comic 2 The Auction The orange and white cat’s name is Tom And the grey cat’s name is Grayson

[sombrashop]

•· ⋆ ☽ YCH OPEN ☾ ⋆ ·•

✦SB: 10$ ✦MB: 1$ ✦AB: —

Any genders

Any emotions

100% advance payment

You must provide me design of your character

A simple background is included

Deadline 1 months

⋆. PAYMENT • ✦ Paypal

⋆. END • ✦ 48h

The winner must contact me within 48 hours after the end of the auction

This YCH can be used in the future

My social networks: Discord — karacc Telegram — kiiiiiiiiiiu

You can chat with me!

[queen-hospitality]

let classic rock be grainy 2k23

[v1x-holo]

BEST character trope hear me out

[recursive-occlusion]

[reashot]

And the Highest Bidder goes to....

Papa Arc: Son. I want to apologize first for what I'm about to do.

Jaune: Dad you are trying to sell me off. No amount of apology can make up for it.

Papa Arc: Okay, fair enough. But I still want to tell you that we really needed the money.

Jaune: Dad. This is literally slavery.

Papa Arc: No it's not.

Jaune: Yes it is.

Papa Arc: No it's not.

Jaune: Yes it is. Or I will tell mom!

Papa Arc: You wouldn't dare! And you're wrong. I'm not selling you. I'm just auctioning your time for people who wants to spends time with you.

Jaune: Dad... That's called pimping. You are pimping me.

Papa Arc: Well at least it's not slavery... Anyway it's curtain time.

Jaune: Wait what?!

The curtains pulls up revealing a large groups of people each of them sitting on a table. Everyone looking at Jaune with hungry eyes. And when Jaune looks closer at them all of them are woman around the same age as his mom.

Papa Arc: Ladies of a certain age group. I have the main auction right here. Jaune Arc. Let's start the bidding at 100k Lien.

??? : Wait a second, wait a second. Before we start is he "unspoiled?"

Jaune: Dad?!

Papa Arc: I'm sorry son... *shudder* Yes he's a virgin... (Maybe this is a bad idea...)

The room then suddenly erupted into a loud cacophony of shouting, cheering and lewd hollering.

???: Wooh Yeah I'm so gonna tap that Ass!

??? : I can't wait to see him squirm under me...

??? : Maybe if we split the cost, we can each have a turn with him?

Papa Arc: (Oh sweet brothers. This is going too far. Jaune is your own son for goodness sake. Do you really want your own son getting rap...)

??? : 500k Lien!!!

Papa Arc: (On second thought the money will help deal with whatever guilts I will have. 😈) We have 500k. We just getting started and we are already starting strong! Is there anyone here willing to go a little higher?

??? : 550!

Papa Arc: We have 550!

??? : 600!

Papa Arc: 600!

??? : 700!

??? : 800!

As Jaune hears his price going up. He starts finding it hard to stand up. And he can feels the gaze of the all women in the room becoming more and more intense. Like he is going to be swallowed whole and in few moments it probably will become true. Jaune wants to run away but he can't. And he will soon become a plaything for a rich old woman.

???: 900!

Papa Arc: We have 900! Going once...

??? : 1 millions Lien!

Papa Arc: 1 mil Holy! I mean is there anyone willing to go a little higher... I guess it's final then. 1 mil going once!

Jaune: (Please, someone please save me... 😢)

Papa Arc: Going twice!!!

Jaune then breaks down crying...

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Oh no 😱 poor Jaune if only there's someone to save him...

Special announcement:

Now that Valentine is almost upon us I will take FREE commission to write a short romance story for any RWBY ship of your choice and published it here on Tumblr under your name before Valentine. I can only take 3 and it's first come, first serve basis. So DM me if you want. No smut though. Just give something to work with like how do you want them to interact, what kind of setting you like to see and pretty much things along that line.

[bawnjourno]

nobody outbid me on this ok 🙏