#At this point im DESPERATE

[daddyn3xus]

gOD im gonna implode

[officialkendallroy]

does anyone have a mitski presale code and would share it with me please 👀

[captain-krow-drozdov]

Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him

Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.

It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.

So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.

Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.

Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).

Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?

All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.

Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.

One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.

They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.

Memes For The Vibes:

[theoldkyokodied]

Guess who has been rewatching iasip...

[mysicklove]

not to be a pervert or anything but thinking about yuuta whining out, “i-i don’t want to cum anymore!” when you overstimulate him to the point where he is squirming away from you with tears streaming down his flushed face

[lotus-pear]

yeah sure therapy is nice but teen soukoku is faster and a lot cheaper

[nidbaesenpai]

Context: friend got Memory of Sadness on their first friendquest to the end of the House. Big emotional whiplash but I love it, Siffrin just wants to stay in this happy bubble with allies. :)

[feelo-fick]

chilaios telepathy compilation. btw.

also these ones arent telepathy i just think its fun that they defend eachother + are on the same page about alchohol :

[unknownhyperial]

I am very normal about The Amazing Digital Carnival I swear-

Anyway although I don't see Jax immediately freaking out when getting locked up I can see it eventually happening before he started to lose himself.

Release this man he did no wrong 👏 ! (He slaughtered several people and documented it completely on film. Hes just silly your honor.)

Carnival AU belongs to @sm-baby ! (I am so sorry if you don't want to be tagged on fanart anymore. I saw on a prior post you wanted to be tagged but I'm not sure if that still applies.)

[maple13]

does anyone has any tips on how to focus?

[crystallizsch]

okay hi so listen hear me out

sea snake is a bit too obvious (and too boring)

so i made him based on some kind of lionfish??? (bc something something venomous marine animal) also with a LOT of creative liberties i made with how the fish looks like

let’s also give his fins some rips and tears here and there bc what are the implications of that??? that’s for you 🫵 to decide

anyways chat i lowkey dont know what i was doing

i had no other thoughts but haha funny snake man i turn into fish

[medicalunprofessional]

never change, man !

[knockknockitsnickels]

I think this is one of my favorite lines from the Wraith route because of (imo) how much the meaning changes depending on if you got there via Spectre or Nightmare. For Spectre, it honestly strikes me as a genuine question. Why are you doing this to her? If you're on the Spectre route, you presumably already know the Narrator can't really be trusted, since you had to reject his reward to get here. What are you hoping to gain from continuing to hurt her? For Nightmare, it honestly just makes me sad. As the Shifting Mound describes her, "She desires only companionship, but the only thing she knows is how to hurt." This line feels like a plea from someone who genuinely doesn't understand why you keep rejecting her. She wants to be with you, but she just can't understand how to do that in a way which doesn't hurt you.

[foxett]

LITTLE SILLY BILLIES RAHHHHH GOES INSANE (suntan streak: day 9)

[manicali]

Would it be annoying if I made another one?

Yes actually it would, this has been a scheme to get someone to light me on fire cause my every thing HURTS, it has been a day of physical activity, six flights of stairs up and down three times, Terry Fox run and helping my mom move in furniture PLEASE KILL ME.

Anywho, note post!!!

1- I don’t know? I lack the motivation to do anything, why do you think I’m doing this? I guess I’ll save up to get more piercings. Im probably doing this anyway, all my money is going towards ear stabs. Just wait until I can get tattoos (ONE YEAR) and then it’s all over. It’s all fucking over. S T A B S. Guess I’ll just stop being such a little bitch about it (im scared of most needles all needles and all things involving sharps on my flesh)

10- I’ll finish writing my song

20-I’ll start trying to stay awake in science class, i keep passing out and my grades are somehow already garbage. Not particularly applicable anymore cause Im going to drop the class

30-I’ll start actually learning French

40- I’ll start making animated lore videos and putting them up on YouTube

50-I’ll record my song

60-I’ll SUBTLY tell my family and friends Im aroace

70-I will clean my room. High on this list because I lack motivation.

80-I’ll go to a doctor for my garbage lungs and possible allergies (I don’t enjoy the lack of airflow but if I go to the doctor my mom will make me start taking adhd meds again and I don’t want to)

90-I’ll learn how to draw better (learning anything reminds me Im not good at stuff and make me despair I don’t make the rules)

100-60 but for my one friend (We’ve been half jokingly flirting and I guess I should probably tell him. It’s complicated.)

1000-Aint no way this will happen but I’ll write the first chapter (and keep up a regular posting schedule) for Envy’s Angel before June.

5000-Impossible. If y’all somehow manage this I’ll get help for what is either autism or a very serious issue. High on the list because this dumb brain of mine could get me hospitalized, especially with who my parents are.

[brucewaynehater101]

I live for Tim threatening Bruce. Let that old man cry when Tim gets mad at him