#Ask cherri bomb

[maternity-morningstar]

Angel, are you self destructing right now because you're secretly disappointed about the false positive?

Angel: I am not disappointed! I have two babies and I don’t need a third!

Cherri: Aren’t you also responsible for the other four babies? Isn’t that like, your entire relationship with Lucifer, Husk and Alastor?

Angel: Well yeah but you know what I mean. I don’t have to go through another pregnancy…even though I barely went through one with Nilla…but I can still drink alcohol! *raises his glass* To not being pregnant!

[ask-cherri]

Every one is the hotel smash or pass with some reasoning. GO!

Alright, alright. Cool ya man tits.

So first is Bambi.

Eh. He's hot n all, but I feel like I'm gonna get my shit more wrecked then I want with him. Plus, there's no way that motherfucka brushes his teeth. Sooo.. Pass.

Next is Princess.

Now, if ya asked me before the battle against the angels, I woulda told you she's waaaay to vanilla for me. Buuut then I saw her demon form and..

I think she could get it. Smash.

Then, Vagina.

Now, listen. She's a prude. She's a little bitch. But damn. That ass is unreal.

Like-Miss Vag is on brand for sure. She's hot. Smash. Then there's uh...

... Pass. Fuck no. Isn't she like- five??

Can't forget the cat in the hat.

I don't see it, honesty. He has a hot-ish voice, but everything he says sounds straight out of a ford commercial. Plus, he's Angi's man, so I wouldn't. Pass.

And Pentious...

Well... Yea, if I could.

But um.. Ya know... Smash. ... Er- Then Angi himself.

Well, I know he's hot and shit and I know him in general so yea? Why not? Smash.

And that's it! Have fun with this info.

(( Ooc, tysm for the request :3 ))

[ask-cherri-bomb-shit]

“HELLO! soooo, Angie told me about this app thing, so, like, ask me stuff if you want… ok bye now, SUCKAS HAHAH”

//hello, this is the mod. My text will look like this, while Cherri’s will look like this.//

//Rules:

You can’t romance Cherri. You can flirt, sure.

No. Minors.

I will do rps if you want!

sorry if it’s Ooc at times, tell me if it is

have FUN

be kind to me/the mod//

(This blog is run by @ravensdecent36)

[triona-tribblescore]

for your angel with a motercycle, could you draw him in a studied leather jacket with "born to Ride" on the back, while cherri also got a motorcycle jacket with "bomb bitch" on the back?

THE BADDEST BITCHES IN THE CLUB!!!!

[nunalastor]

Found the link to all the auditions sheets except Valentino and Niffty those are lost deep into cyberspace. And Zestial didn't have one.

https://imgur.com/a/hazbin-hotel-audition-sheets-Rhs4bvm

slay posting them here in case they're deleted

[luminartt]

Best Sand castle

VERYYY LATE RADIOAPPLE WEEK

Day7: Beach/Day Out

I MIGHT ONLY DO SKETCHES FOR ADAMSAPPLE BECAUSE I GOT BUSY WHEN MY DAD CAME TO SLEEPOVER, SEE YALL WHEN I START THE FIRST AND SECOND DAY TMRRR

Day1 || Day2 || Day3 || Day4 || Day5 || Day6

[ede917]

I'm on an incorrect quotes kick.

Seviathon: I met your girlfriend the other day. What does she have that I don't?

Charlie: Me.

Angel Dust: I can't get off to Husk anymore! I mean, look. Don't they say when you really like someone you can't jerk it to them? That's how you know it's serious!

Alastor: I didn't need to hear that.

Charlie after Alastor protects the hotel: Everyone give praise to our violent savior! *Starts singing*

Alastor: No! None of that! Shame on you!

Alastor: I see the suffering of lesser beings and it . . . upsets me. Deeply.

Charlie: Why are you saying that like it's a bad thing?

Chaggie: Alastor! Marry us!

Alastor bleeding to death while fighting Adam: I'm a little busy at the moment!

Alastor struggling with his growing empathy: You don't understand, I'm not supposed to feel this way!

Husk choking on his leash: gahahahdjdksfj

Cherri looking at the death ray: What's the blast radius on that bitch?

Sir Pentious pulling the lever: YES!

Charlie: You are the woman of my dreams!

Vaggie: You are everything I have ever wanted!

Alastor: Are you serious right now? Right in front of my salad?

Molly: Dad said he loves us all equally.

Angel Dust: Well you know how much Dad likes jokes.

Arackniss: Which is why he had you last, punchline!

[zootopiathingz]

Sir Pentious: I’m ssorry! I’m ssorry! I crosssed a line!

Cherri: who says something like that right in the middle of sex?!?

Sir Pentious: I’m ssorry! It wass the heat of the moment!

Cherri: no! The heat of the moment is “ooh yeah baby, just like that” not “WILL YOU MARRY ME”!!

[witch-mountains]

My first post! I really want to see Cherri Bomb adopting Eggboi Frank in season 2 🥹

[drama-glob]

Nothing going on here, just a cinnamon roll trying to tell the person he loves how much he admires her. No big deal. ;) ^_^<3<3<3<3

Well, time to get all flustered and awkwardly leave while telling her to please not die tomorrow. XD ^_^<3<3<3

[maternity-morningstar]

Hey Cherri... does Angel seem okay? He did kind of make a point of wanting to be the next one pregnant and now Lucifer is pregnant with Husk’s baby.

Cherri: I mean…I didn’t know any of that. Truth be told I’ve been kinda keeping a distance from the crotch goblins. Not really my thing.

[ask-cherri]

Do you think Sir Pentious will return somehow?

Well- I hope so... Lotta things I wanna say.

[ask-cherri-bomb-shit]

Hello um I have something to tell you sir pen misses you a lot 🥺

*sobs* “HOLY SHIT… he’s alive? Wait but didn’t he get hit with a laser? Thank you Anon…”

//ooc: existential crisis time for Cherri Bomb

[chaoticace2005]

Cherri, high on life (and numerous drugs): Hey Angie, what if people had food names and food had people names?

Angel, to Cherri: Hey Spaghetti, time for dinner.

Cherri (Spaghetti): What are we having?

Angel: Sir Pentious.

Husk: Why am I even still here with you guys?

Cherri: Shut up Potato.

[tiny-cloud-of-flowers]

Hello, everyone! I have a quick request to make!

Please interact with this post if you’re doing F/Ovember this year! (2023)

(This can be a like, a reply, or a reblog - it’s up to you!)

For those looking for fellow selfshippers taking part, or who just want to send people asks for the event, look no further than the notes of this post! I hope that everyone has a lovely time, no matter how they participate ^-^

(anyone is welcome to interact with this post, as long as my DNI is respected!)

[imnotabitchyperson]

Redraw scene plus a speed paint nobody asked for + My favourite HH Song so far I also didn't notice Vaggie and Charlie were holding hands which was very VERY cute