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Italian microaggressions
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#мой пост#мой рисунок#marcille donato#marcille#not canon compliant because they don't actually know anything about where she's from#can you tell i just finished the manga. it was only a matter of time before i started making comics#not ml#dunmeshi
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King Lear Modern AU
Picture this: A King Lear retelling set in modern day Ireland. (Dublin and Donegal mainly).
Lear is a South Dublin yoga mummy who runs a pyramid scheme.
Gloucester is a tennis player with a heavy reliance on Facebook.
Goneril loves her Lululemon because she likes to look hot when scheming and Regan has a love for fake tan.
Cordelia is chilling in boarding school in Donegal with her Gaeltacht boyfriend.
Edgar has to disguise himself as an inner city Dublin roadman.
Edmund wants to take over the pyramid scheme.
Kent got fired lol.
This has been a pitch for my story on A03: Which Of You Shall We Say Doth Love Us Most. Three chapters out today.
#king lear#shakespeare#modern au#Edgar and Edmund#goneril and regan#And cordelia#As Canon compliant as it can be#this is so stupid#but do you see my vision
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Canon compliant
Canon compatible
Canon complacent
Canon comparable
Canon compulsive
Canon competitive
Canon competent
Canon compassionate
Canon complementary
Canon comprehensible
Canon companionable
Canon compressible
Canon complexifying
Canon compensatory
Canon complicit
#media#fandom#fanfic#tropes#canon#canon compliant#word nerdery#bonus points if you can coherently define all of these
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First tlt comic pls be kind to me
Edit: made a very minuscule change. Might take a trained eye to see it (hint)
#also this was my first time ever drawing Gideon#which is why she is Not consistent#also still new to drawing harrow so uh#as stated in caption: be kind to me#griddlehark#tlt#the locked tomb#harrow nonagesimus#gideon nav#tlt gideon#tlt harrow#this is post nona btw#fingers crossed it’ll remain canon compliant#tamsyn muir please let them live I beg you#nona the ninth#harrow the ninth#gideon the ninth#kiriona gaia#harrow rizz so strong she can ask a girl what dying felt like and it’ll end in kisses lmao#and I’ve decided they do naked cuddles. you pick for yourself if they’re together. I don’t care. they nude cuddle. nuddle. if you will#let the soft animal of your body want bitch#henreyettart
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broke: Jason is the favorite child because Bruce likes him the best.
woke: Jason isn’t actually the favorite child, it just seems that way because Bruce is able to subtly communicate his affection to every one of his kids EXCEPT him and it fucking tears him apart.
#jason todd#jason todd headcanon#bruce wayne#batfam shenanigans#batfamily headcanons#batfamily#batfam#This post is NOT canon compliant#Canon can shrivel into dust#discourse welcome but please be nice
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Here’s that Nightmare and Delta and Killer interaction I wanted…
#art#undertale au#undertale#undertale art#fanart#utmv#nightmare sans#killer sans#delta sans#very not canon compliant#again..#might make this one an ongoing thing#cus I think it’s funny#also random thought but I imagine Killer is way less self actualized#and constantly refers to himself as ‘we’ or ‘us’ bcus he doesn’t see himself and chara as their own person#persons?#while delta and bravery can separate themselves really well#but killer doesn’t understand allat and usually refers to the two as ‘them’ as in both of them#not a ship
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It took four calls before Lena answered. It crawled across her side table, vibrating angrily like some persnickety insect until she gave it the attention she wanted.
You could just turn it off.
“What do you want, Danvers?”
Alex’s voice was thick.
“We can’t find Kara.”
Lena let out a slow, long, theatrical sigh. “So now you’re accusing me of crimes over the phone. At least your ex had the courtesy to cuff me in person.”
Alex’s patience was clearly short enough, and wearing thinner.
“I’m not calling you to accuse you. I’m calling you to ask for help.”
“And why would I do that?”
“Because she’s burned out her powers and we can’t find her, Luthor. Supergirl is missing and she’s powerless.”
Lena licked her lips.
“Is this some kind of weird test to see if I’ll try to kill her? An entrapment scheme or something?”
“First of all,” said Alex, “fuck you.”
“Mutual,” said Lena. “What was the second part?”
“The second part is that I know you. I know you’re pissed off at her. I also know that you don’t react the way you’ve acted because your BFF lied to you, Lena. Just like I know that buying a $875 million company isn’t what friends are fucking for.”
“I’m sure I have no idea what you mean,” Lena snapped.
“Right. Help us find her.”
“No,” Lena said, coolly. “Goodnight, Director.”
Lena stabbed the end call key with her finger, resolving to herself that L-Corp was going to release a smart phone that made it more satisfying to hang up on people.
Then she very pointedly did not go out looking for Kara. Instead, she boiled water for tea, and spread open a technical journal on her lap.
After ten minutes, she had not drunk the tea, and her attention was sliding off the abstract like the wrong end of two magnets jammed together. Rubbing at her eyes, she decided she’d had too long a day for even light reading, and decided to enjoy a news broadcast with her tea.
Of *course* the lead story was Supergirl. She tried putting on the Lakehawks game, but that had been preempted for Supergirl coverage.
She turned to the science channel. Oh, of course they’d decided that tonight was the night to premier some ridiculous companion documentary for the World of Krypton exhibit running downtown at the convention center, and of course Lena works tune in right as Kara appeared on screen, grinning ear to ear as she charitably gave some literal kid reporter the interview of her lifetime, fielding softball questions about her dead planet.
“What do you miss most?” the kid asked.
Lena saw it, saw it the way only someone who knew Supergirl was just Kara Danvers, the nerdy, dorky, kinda basic goof in a pompous costume, could. The flash of real pain in the hero’s eyes, the softness in her voice, like she was apologizing for the honest of her answer.
“Red sunrises,” said Kara.
Lena threw the teacup across the room, and it shattered across the screen, leaving the dregs tricking down the surface. Lena wished the TV had been knocked out, but the screen was shielded by a transparent aluminum she’d invented herself.
So she changed the channel, just in time to get a face full of The Princess Bride, just as Buttercup was shoving a then-disguised Westley down the hill as he shouted the line the revealed his identity.
“Oh fuck you all,” Lena muttered, as she scooped her keys from the kitchen counter.
Lena decided it was a night for subtlety, so she took the BMW, driving with the top down and and her phone in her jacket pocket, so she could feel it if someone called.
Lena drove for the better part of an hour, reflecting on the absurdity of simply looking for Kara in a sprawling city; National City had about two thirds the population of Metropolis, but it covered nearly four times the land area and was surrounded by sprawling suburbs that extended the entire metro area to the size of a small state.
This was hopeless, unless Lena knew where to go.
You know what you have to do. You know what you’ve always had to do.
Kara answered on the third ring.
“Hi.”
Her voice was tiny and small, and Lena felt like she was clutching some small fragile thing to her cheek.
“Hey,” she said, with all the softness she could muster with the top down. She pulled to a stop on the side of Ocean Avenue so she could soften it further. “I heard what happened.”
“I beat the monster.”
“I know,” said Lena. “You always do. Where are you, Kara?”
There was a beat of silence.
“I don’t know who out you up to this, but you don’t have to do it, Lena. I know how you feel about me now.”
No, you fucking don’t, Lena thought, before she could silence her own frantic mind. If you knew you wouldn’t have lied to me.
“Tell me where you are.”
“I’m where I belong,” Kara sighed, the hint of slurring in her words hinting that she’d been drinking.
Then she hung up.
A wave of anger welled in Lena’s chest, and she clenched her teeth, seizing the shift lever to throw the car in drive and head home; Kara and her sister could handle their own bullshit.
She didn’t drive home.
Lena arrived at the convention center in a frantic five minutes, parking crazily in a towing zone. Finding a way in took another few minutes, and soon the flat soles of her tennis shoes were squeaking as they echoed across the polished granite floors of the lobby.
She found Kara in the exhibit, surrounded by quiet, dark displays as she stood in front of a bannered exhibit proclaiming “RAO, THE SUN OF KRYPTON”.
Kara ignored Lena as she approached, tipping back a sloshing, mostly empty bottle of Jack Daniels to take a hearty gulp.
“Kara?” said Lena.
Kara swayed slightly on her feet. She’d gotten a raincoat somewhere and put it on over her suit, cape and all, and even from a distance she stank of whiskey. She was staring at the display in front of her, an expansive orrery surrounding a lit model of Rao. Lena had never seen her so haggard, even her lustrous hair limp sallow.
“Hi,” Kara said, taking another drink.
“What are you doing?”
“Chasing a red sunrise.”
Lena approached slowly, until they stood side by side.
She stole a quick glance. Kara had a black eye and she was swaying slightly, and Lena wasn’t sure if it was from the booze or the fight. She started to take another drink.
Grasping the bottle by the neck, Lena took it from her. Kara didn’t resist as Lena tipped back a long pull on the bottle herself. It offended her palate in every possible way but one, but it was a good way to numb herself.
“Alex send you?”
“No,” said Lena. “She just had to tell me. She knew I’d send myself.”
“Why?”
“Because she’s a lot more observant than you are.”
Kara studied her for a moment, then reached for the bottle back.
Lena looked at it. “How much of this have you had?”
“Not enough,” said Kara, taking another drink.”
“If you insist on destroying your liver, at least let me give you something that actually tastes good.”
“It all tastes like paint thinner,” said Kara.
Lena sighed. “Get in the car.”
Kara shrugged and followed Lena out, flopping extravagantly in the passenger’s seat. Lena drove in silence, using the excuse that the wind noise made it too hard to talk.
When they arrived at Lena’s apartment, she practically shoved Kara inside, and poured the rest of the swill down the drain.
“Hey,” Kara muttered.
“There’s still some of your clothes in the guest bedroom. Take that damned suit off and put on something else.”
Kara complied, trudging into the bedroom. She emerged a moment later, looking small and sad with her hands tucked up inside an oversized hoodie, wobbling giving Lena a glassy look.
As she sat down, Lena handed her a glass of wine and perched on the edge of the couch cushion beside her, gently pressing an ice pack to her eye. Kara leaned into it and let out a soft, unsteady sigh.
“Pain hurts,” she observed.
“It’ll do that.”
Then she went quiet, sinking into Lena’s couch with Lena’s ice pack pressed to her face. Lena stepped into the kitchen and pulled out her phone. Alex answered immediately.
“I have her.”
“Thank God. I’ll be over to get her in a few minutes.”
“No you won’t,” Lena sighed.
Alex didn’t answer her for a too-long pause.
“Yeah. Call me in the morning.”
“Will do.”
Kara had found the wine bottle when Lena came back, and was taking a drink form it. Lena sat down next to her and took it, drawing on it hard before passing it back.”
“What now?” said Kara.
“Is the ice still cold?”
“Yeah.”
Kara curled up next to Lena, bringing her legs up, her toes wiggling in empty air. Lena sighed and found her a blanket, spreading it over her too carefully.
As soon as Lena sat down, Kara spread the blanket over her, too, and Lena noticed that her absurd body heat hadn’t abated from the loss of her powers.
“You have tea on your TV,” Kara observed.
“Yeah,” said Lena.
It took her a few minutes to find something on television that wasn’t Supergirl or The Fox and the Hound.
(Fucking seriously?)
Nature documentaries were Kara’s kryptonite, to turn a phrase, and soon she was sleeping on Lena’s shoulder, the ice bag fallen into her lap. Lena stared down at the soft features of the surpassingly lovely little goddess snoozing against her and couldn’t help it anymore.
She started to weep softly, her shoulders hitching as she struggled to stop it, knowing the attempt was hopeless.
It got worse when Kara began to purr, a deep and soothing rumble in her chest that seemed to seep into Lena’s bones. After a moment she realized that Kara was crying too; she’d woken up.
“I’m sorry,” she whimpered. “I’m so fucking sorry, Lena. I can’t… I can’t breathe I’m so sorry. I lost my red sunrise. I can’t lose you too. I’ll do anything. Please let me make it up to you I promise I will, please.”
Lena shifted to a more comfortable position, known this was it for the night, that something had shifted. No, shattered. She was tired of being angry, of being afraid, if thinking of could-have-beens and come-what-mays. Yes, Kara had lied. Lena had lied. They’d kept secrets and been stupid and and they’d hurt each other, but nothing in the world, no principles or closely held rules or petty anger would justify watching her suffer like this.
She was careful as she cupped Kara’s jaw, avoiding the injury, feeling a flash of rage at whoever had done this to her. (That his ass had been throughly kicked by an angry Kryptonian was irrelevant; her vengeance would not be forestalled.)
The kiss was quiet and gentle, at once too soft and quick, more request than declaration, and Kara swiftly answered with one so fierce and honest and hopeful that Lena didn’t care that Kara’s mouth tasted like whiskey and wine.
When it was over, Lena found herself whispering, “As you wish.”
#supercorp#supergirl fanfiction#supergirl#supercorp fanfic#lena luthor#kara danvers#kara x lena#karlena#supergirl fanfic#ficlet#literally made myself cry#angst#angst with a happy ending#happy angst#“hangst as it were#Kryptonians can purr#not canon compliant
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bokuto is how akaashi fell in love with volleyball and volleyball is how bokuto fell in love with akaashi
#hq!!#bokuaka#bkak#bokuto koutarou#akaashi keiji#i was talking with isa and we were thinking of a canon compliant au where bokuto has to retire from volleyball before he can let himself#love akaashi fully bc ofc volleyball comes first for him#and after his last game of his last season akaashi is there and bokuto says#thank you for waiting for me#and then we both cried about it <3
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Doodle of the little guy ever as this game takes over my waking thought
#in stars and time#isat#isat siffrin#this is a very obvious ‘me drawing design as canon compliant as possible to comprehend how it works so I can later#draw it in my style more properly’ Doodle. but that’s okay#it’s a canon event for every first fanart in any given fandom#anyway I like them. fucking thang#also please no spoilers I am still in act 2!!! trying to figure out how to kick the king’s ass without dying#getting closer each time !#ok that’s enough tag rambling#my art
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sensei morro ref (is it really an au if it's part of your personal canon)
#alek art#lego ninjago#ninjago#morro wu#lloyd garmadon#kodokuna yang#(featured)#sensei morro#(making that a tag)#2024#hopefully my handwriting is readable. honesty DotD didnt make the most sense to me anddd a lot of this stuff here isnt canon compliant#ik theres only one master of the house. not anymore. will draw sensei morro fucking with the ninja more. trust#previously i gave him really bright greens but i prefer the duller ones ngl ... also it goes with the clothes he wore as a child#i like cream colors a lottt#and silvers#avg z4ne fan things#he still has the wings as even if you lose your elemental powers... you still keep the traits yknow#like r4y being hotheaded even after they had k4i . censoring names bc i realized stuff shows up in the tags .. oopsie !!#every ninjago season has the stupid henchman duo. pretend thats them but without the stupid or the henchman. they have hijinks tho.#as much as two ghosts can have while confined in a temple. morro is 'freed' eventually so he can say hi to euphr4sia or smthn#wow
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L is for the way you look at me
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(take my heart and please don't break it)
#wppyart#bruharvey#twobruce no cape au#tfw your au too big and you kinda get impatient to draw some scenes#anyway you can just pretend this is your standard canon compliant bruharv angst LOL
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Danny Phantom Writing Prompt:
When she comes to, a silver haired man with a matching goatee greets her. Kind of. He’s disappointed.
She’s surrounded in neon green and she is so, so, so confused.
——
Her name is-
Well. It was something else.
What matters is that Vlad doesn’t call her by anything other than “Danielle” and “you.”
She thinks if she wasn’t who she is- if Vlad hadn’t ripped her out of her own life, poured her tattered soul into this imperfect body- she’d believe the father like figure he’s poorly pretending to be. But she knows. This is a show she’s watched many times. Vlad, even if she hadn’t had years of actual life and the foreknowledge of Danny Phantom, she’d eventually clock him as a villain.
“You can do it, Danielle.” He says.
“Obey, or suffer the consequences,” she hears. She knows manipulation when she hears it. Vlad thinks it’ll work. After all, little pod baby Danielle would know no different than the confining walls of her room. But she does know, and the voices of her loved ones bolster her in this delicate balancing act.
So, she pretends to let him mold her. Let him shape little Danielle into a puppet he could pilot as he wishes.
To act like her body’s template, but to be obedient in ways Danny would never allow himself to be. To turn trusting blue eyes up towards the drawling billionaire and pretend to take his word as gospel.
In return, he gives her more freedom. He thinks it’s control, that she returns even when he gives her ample chances to leave. She knows it’s a test, and she’s always been good at those.
She collects evidence, slowly. Because Vlad might have overshadowed people and signed their companies over to him, but he was sloppy. He was sloppy and she was a paralegal.
——
Vlad gives her the mission she’s been waiting for. She goes to Danny with a neutral mask and acts like a person who knows nothing of normal social cues.
It’s what Vlad expects of her.
The time is not yet right.
——
So when the time comes, Danielle makes a decision. She was never the baby Dani. She will never be. When she punches Vlad, she tears into him with everything she has. She makes him bleed and she breaks him and she slaps the anti-ghost belt on him to lock his ability. And she breaks more, just to make sure he might not heal all the way, all the while Danny watches in horror.
And then she starts the process of legally beating him up. Danielle bankrupts Vlad in two months with legal fees, and she takes vicious pleasure in rendering him destitute.
Hah. Try creating clones of your one sided love now, you creepy motherfucker.
——
She’s melting. She makes a joke, because Danny looked terrified and she got attached. Well, it’s hard not to get attached, considering he risked his neck for her even after learning she was there to…
Well.
He saves her. She knew he would.
She’s whole again. Stable. But something in her breaks, because she knows, with a sense of unfathomable knowledge, that she will never rid herself of the name Danielle again. She’s bound to this world. The price for her life was an eternity of imprisonment in a realm where she will never see the people she loves again.
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“I’m not… I wasn’t always Danielle.” She admits to Danny, Tucker, and Sam.
“What does that even mean?”
She sighed, leaning against the window sill.
“The reason I was stable and my… siblings weren’t was because Vlad ripped my soul out from my body and shoved it into the body of a clone. He killed me.”
Danny stuttered to a close. Grief. She smiles at him.
“Technically, I’m older than you and Jazz.”
“I’m sorry,” Sam says, head buried in her hands. Tucker just stares at her.
“Yeah. Me too. But you shouldn’t blame yourself, Danny.” Danielle knows that look on his face. “I hate him, yeah. But… I can’t change it now. So, I’ll see what this world has to offer.”
“I’m sorry,” Danny says to her.
“I get it.”
And she does. Because Danielle knows what it is to die, now. So does he.
So she flips off the window sill, enjoying her always novel powers of flight, and laughs.
“I’ll be Nellie. You can call me Nellie.”
#danielle phantom#danny phantom#dp writing prompt#you can pry my reincarnation/Isekai stories out of my cold dead hands#reincarnated as Danielle phantom#everything changes#but nothing actually changes#vaguely canon compliant?#danielle fenton#Sam mason#tucker foley#Nellie Fenton
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miorine canonically being a clingy wife gives me so much life
#i’m still so giddy that i can call them each other’s wives and it’s 100% canon compliant now like they’re actually married for real#mobile suit gundam the witch from mercury#sulemio#miorine rembran#suletta mercury#witch from mercury spoilers
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favorite colors
#fight club#this is a tiny hc ive had for a while#tyler idk. he just is a hot pink enjoyer. when i think of tyler i think bright eyestrain pink#the narrator thoughhh well a lot of his furniture seems to have touches of green so idk. seems like he likes it#and also tyler makes a point to mention strine green stripe patterns#alternatively i can also see him liking yellow cause id imagine him reading some bullshit article abt how yellow is a 'happy color'#and then hes like ok. well then i like it now.#but to be canon compliant i went with green oh kay#tyler durden#the narrator#SOAPSHIPPING#i always forget#my art
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Star Wars + Poetry, pt. 1
Poem is “Encounter,” written and translated by Czesław Miłosz, full text under cut along with ref pics
Encounter
We were riding through frozen fields in a wagon at dawn.
A red wing rose in the darkness.
And suddenly a hare ran across the road.
One of us pointed to it with his hand.
That was long ago. Today, neither of them is alive,
Not the hare, nor the man who made the gesture
O my love, where are they, where are they going
The flash of a hand, streak of movement, rustle of pebbles.
I ask not out of sorrow, but in wonder.
Wilno, 1936
Tem and Tatooine refs
#this broke my fucking heart while I made it so now I’m making it everyone else’s problem!#honestly might do a version from Cody’s perspective…but I thought that might make me too fucked up to actually finish a comic#this one almost did me in#this can be read as canon compliant or not! up to you#as your favorite English teacher’s favorite English teacher I consider it my job to get y’all into poetry/new poetry#if you know this poem holler at me I fucking love Milosz and I can and do recite his stuff all the fucking time#my first try at a comic!#star wars#star wars the clone wars#cc 2224#commander cody#clone wars#tcw#obi wan#obi wan kenobi#codywan#the clone wars#my artwork#digital art#poetry#czeslaw milosz#codywan fanart#codywan art
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paul is dead trutherism isn't taking it far enough we need to invent even weirder conspiracies. suggestions include:
paul isn't dead because he never existed in the first place he's a symptom of mass hysteria and if we all just face reality and stop believing in him he'll finally disappear
paul did die in a car crash but the other three necromanced him back to life so it's basically a wash
paul did die in a car crash but after they hired billy shears to replace him they summoned paul's ghost and got billy possessed so it's basically a wash
paul is john's childhood imaginary friend that he imagined so vividly he came to life (this could also work in the reverse direction but john's current real-life occupation is already "paul's imaginary friend")
paul, john, george, and ringo are actually all the same guy who's in a closed-loop reincarnation situation as karmic punishment
#i'm going to become an idea 2 (necromancy) truther now#paul and john's relationship goes sour in late 67 bc john gets paranoid that its not the same paul or that he maybe sold his soul for this#and paul is mad at john for resurrecting him with black magic which he finds violating and he feels guilty about whatever john sacrificed#it can never be like it was before.... especially after an argument where john impulsively tells him he regrets bringing him back#everything else happens canon compliant#unfortunately. whatever ritual it was they could only do it once. paul cannot return the favor when the time comes#angst ensues...maybe john was right. should they have used up their one chance? should it have been him instead?#the beatles#paul mccartney
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