#Artemis file

[bayareabadboy]

Lynyrd Skynyrd

Altamonte Mall 77"autograph

signing

[steamclouds]

Happy Halloween!! 🎃

[cows1012]

hello....... daemon au once again!! this fanfic changed my brain chemistry guys. please read it here!!!

[awerzo]

sometimes therapy is drawing the everloving fuck out of one fictional guy

[valhelos]

Thank You!!

[orangerosebush]

Angeline and Butler's dynamic is soooo funny to me. What do you mean Butler flew a 12 year old Artemis to Vietnam so he could give a guy they met online thirty thousand euros (in order to find a fairy), rather than acting as the adult in the situation (i.e. spending that money trying to find a better psychologist/psychiatrist for Angeline, who was in the middle of a psychotic break). What do you mean that from Angeline's perspective, Butler was the last person to see Artemis when the Hybras incident occurred and Artemis was lost for three years. What do you mean Butler spent those three years trying to convince Angeline that "fairies were responsible for the loss of her son" while said fairies went radio-silent, making Butler look like he'd lost his damn mind. What do you mean Butler had a breakdown after TLG and Angeline had to go beg him to go to Artemis' funeral. What do you mean Butler then refused to show up to her son's funeral because he couldn't process that he was actually dead. Like... hello??

[who-is-hex]

SELF INDULGENT MINI COMIC TIME LETS GOOOOOOO!!! And it's the fated Conversation from Pathologic Classic!!! with some added dankovsky perspective because there's no way he just looked at him and decided to say that shit without an inner monologue. Anyway I put my ass into this for the last couple weeks or so and even put in some smimbolyanisim so I'm quite proud ❤️

[characterswithgodsnamesbattle]

Round 2 Poll 7

Artemis is the Greek goddess of the hunt, the moon, childbirth etc.

Iris is the Greek goddess of the rainbow. She's the messenger of Olympian gods.

Iris Sagan's stage name, A-set, comes explicitely from the Egyptian pronounciation of Isis.

Isis is the Egyptian goddess who was also worshipped by Romans. She's a healer, a magician and a metamorph and brought her husband back to life.

[ryonello]

goddess of the hunt 🏹

[acewithobsessions]

me when Artemis gives his mom the gem from the tiara on a necklace:

[checkoutmybookshelf]

You Tag Me Before I Tag You, and You're In. No Questions Asked.

Before we get into Artemis Fowl: The Atlantis Complex, we need to take a small detour into one of the few Fowl Short stories. Before we continue to Artemis's saga, we need to spend a little time with the Root brothers. The Artemis Fowl Files is technically two short stories and a bunch of miscellaneous worldbuilding and activites--it's a kids book, you guys--but we're going to just focus on one of the stories. Let's talk "LEPrecon."

As always, SPOILERS ABOUND below the break, so if you're not caught up on the whole Artemis Fowl series and the short stories, catch up first, then read this.

Content Warning: Arachnaphobes might want to skip this post and this book, because there are scary AF spiders, and I will be talking about them.

We're all very familiar with--and love despite his grumplestiltskin nature and low-key sexism--LEP Commander Julius Root. We're also very familiar with Captain Holly Short, first female elf to make the Reconaissance Squad, or LEPrecon. What we are less familiar with are a) How Holly got herself on recon, and b) Commander Root's dickhead older brother. This short work gives us the story of Holly's recon initiation and introduces us to criminal mastermind wanna-be Captain Turnball Root.

Y'all know that I love Opal Koboi. Well, Turnball makes me sad. Not because he's not a good villain--he is--but because his entire cat-and-mouse game with Julius is sad and it gives Julius the big sad. The TLDR on Turnball is that he was using his position as an LEP Captain to run a smuggling ring and Julius caught him with his finger on the button of a massive explosion that would have wiped out half of Haven. Julius couldn't shoot his own brother, so Turnball escaped and the two have been cat-and-mousing for 500 years.

So when Turnball shows up on the Tern Islands to fuck up Holly's initiation and strip Julius of his magic--and thereby his life, because the LEP does not employ magic-less fairies--the heartbreaking thing is not so much Turnball himself as Turnball's effect of Julius. Julius goes from the most possibly exhausted "not this shit again" to "god I wish I could just hug it out with my brother and make everything ok" to "you threatened my officers, look in my eyes and tell me I won't pull this trigger." And yet, none of that prevents Julius from instantly going for the coffee grounds when his big brother swallows a tunnel blue spider.

SIDEBAR: Holy shit Colfer, did you HAVE to stick a carnivorous spider with claws sharp enough to cut air that is small enough to TIP DOWN SOMEONE'S THROAT in the path of an utter psychopath like Turnball goddamn Root??? I was not ike...thrilled with spiders before I read this short story, and the fact that tunnel blue spiders are Turnball's favorite way of torturing and murdering other elves was NOT COMFORTING.

So yeah, Julius didn't hesitate to use the coffee grounds to stop the tunnel blue spider's heart and save his brother's life. This relationship is hard for both brothers, and the tragic thing is that not only do they both know its hard but they also can't seem to break the pattern.

Now, what does this have to do with Holly? Well, it's her initiation into recon that Turnball completely fucks up to get to Julius. The rules for the initiation are that the rookie and a senior officer (Holly and Julius, respectively, in this case) go hunting for each other. The rookie has zero resources and the senior officer has a full arsenal. Typically, these initiations are recorded and reviewed, and candidates may or may not be promoted to recon based on the review. There is, however, a loophole: If the rookie tags (with a paintball gun) the senior officer before getting tagged themself, then they skip the review process and are in, no questions asked.

Despite fully managing to pull both Julius Root's and Trouble Kelp's bacon out of the fire and successfully facilitating the arrest of Turnball and his two accomplices, Holly is basically told that she isn't trustworthy enough to be in recon. She did have to disobey a set of direct orders and demonlish a human house to rescue her people, but JULIUS, COME ON. And yet, we know that Holly is a member of recon. So what gives?

In the ballsy-est move I think I have ever seen, when she is asked if there is anything she can do to prove that she's trustworthy, she shoots Julius in the chest with her painball gun three times.

*stands up. Applauds.*

Hell yes, Holly.

So overall, I'm not generally a big short story girl; I tend to prefer longofrm storytelling, or at least a novella. That said, I thoroughly did love this short story. I thought it was a nice addition to Holly and Root's relationship, and I think it does a wonderful job of setting up Turnball for his role in The Atlantis Complex.

[kedreeva]

I let pen 3 birds out today, into the yard, and Aris led them on a parade around the barn, and then up to pen 2 to argue politics with Eris and Artemis and Aurora (Stella and Stan refused to walk away from Indie to join in). Polaris was Quite ready to fight Eris, right up until he noticed there was a Brick next to him and that was so utterly terrifying that he tripped over his own feet trying to scramble away from it, knocked Callisto over because she was standing next to him, got his butt kicked by her for it, and walked away licking his wounded pride. Eris will 100% internalize this as her doing, and think she can take him when there's not a fence between them. No one learned anything.

[pastryfudger]

an idea i've had bouncing around my head for a good bit, finally realized with a first draft!

some parts i have no art because i'm not sure what to put there, but the KEY parts that i had in mind are at least drawn with stick figures, so i'm glad to have made this!!

in case my handwriting is too atrocious, the song is 'Hic Svnt Leones' by Masayoshi Soken from the FFXIV Endwalker soundtrack (specifically from the Pandaemonium raids, Asphodelos: The Fourth Circle)

some small notes past here

personal things of note: - adjust view of town in title card - show the looters and muggers more clearly in 'from foul nests rise' - adjust 'sin wrapped in sinew' so daniil is pulling on his gloves more tightly or something - change 'here in the valley your death casts no shadow' to be a bunch of executors with one being the plague (and no shadow) - change 'bred deep' to be blood dripping from the twyre maybe??? - adjust 'burns hot, burns brief' a bit, maybe just a shot of a flamethrower soldier turning away from someone burning alive - figure out what the hell i wanna do with the first 'from the borders chaos bleed' bc im not sure about the town map as a bull thing??? - maybe for the part of music between 'here be lions follow me' and 'dig in' put shots of the townspeople suffering from the plague? - swap the second set of 'picked clean' and 'bred deep' so thanatica is 'picked clean' and eva's leap of faith is 'bred deep'

[the-shsl-ultimate-procrastinator]

𝔽𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕠𝕞𝕤 𝕀 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕨𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕗𝕠𝕣:

The Batman (2022) The Joker (2019) Batman: The Long Halloween John Doe House Hunted Red Shoes and the Seven Dwarfs Homegrown Pet Trapped With Jester Five Nights at Freddy's Demon Slayer Don't Hug Me I'm Scared Artemis Fowl The Gorillaz Powerpuff Girls One Piece (highly selective) Jujutsu Kaisen (Haven't finished) Chainsaw Man (Haven't finished) My Hero Academia Villainous Helluva Boss Hazbin Hotel Hunter x Hunter Rurouni Kenshin Inuyasha Cookie Run Kingdom The Walten Files Mob Psycho 100 Team Fortress 2 SCP Gravity Falls The Mandela Catalogue Death and Taxes Danganronpa Creepypasta Popee The Performer Pacific Rim Welcome Home Spiderverse Fallout (TV series) Sally Face Stardew Valley

[awerzo]

White Whip, grows wherever there is fear and anguish

[valhelos]

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