#jartemis

[pidgeydraws]

goth boyfriends

[steamclouds]

Happy Valentines Day from these two and whatever they have going on 💕✨

[dreamyren]

if he's a tramp, he's a good one

[snacobie]

Sooo what’s going on here….. 🫣🫣

[osho-b]

[mrachniy]

I need some help ⁱ ˡᵒˢᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵒʳⁱᵍⁱⁿᵃˡ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵐᵉᵐᵉ, ⁱ'ᵐ ˢᵒʳʳʸ

[ladymirdan]

Spoilers for one of the best but undoubtedly gayest things I've read in my entitre life:

So there is this short story in Legend of Drizzt, called “Wickless in the Nether”. That is about penises.

And before you think I'm exaggerating:

Yes. It is very much intentional.

But it gets weirder.

He stores his beloved knife, in the shape of a penis.

But also, both Jarlaxle and Entreri are very wealthy men. Thieves and killers for hire. But they still share bot just an appartment, but bedroom.

But also, Entreri says “if I awakned under threat”, he doesnt say “dont come over here with your penis at all”, just that Jarlaxle isnt allowed to wake him up with a boner. And Jarlaxle’s response? “Bad mood today?” and not “I didnt plan to” or “why cant you just ask me to fuck you like a regular person instead of doing weird knife gestures”.

The rest of the book is about the two of them trying to steal a magical flute made by a mad monk that makes you fall in love/lust.

They keep handling each others flute

Salvatore, Bob, Bobby... What the fuck?

Im not disapproving, but this couldn't be gayer if you wrote a full on hardcore sex scene between the two of them. This couldnt be gayer if you went on Facebook and said “Jarlaxle is queer” (oh wait, you did that)

This is what happens when catholic boys is allowed to play Dungeons and Dragons.

[lollittlespooder]

Are you really telling me that Entreri doesn't have a massive crush on Jarlaxle? Constantly trying to be his (very unnecessary, Jarlaxle is very capable of taking carebof this himself) guard dog, and even worse, constantly smiling around him.

I'm such a sucker for “extremely dangerous and grumpy man acts like a softie because he is in love”.

[jaclynhyde]

And our Magfest couple's photoshoot! Jarlaxle is me, Artemis is @jinzlers, photos taken by @isantheon and I cannot gush enough about the amazing poses and photos they came up with!!! Look at these!!!!

[mirdans-100challenge]

I'm trying to appease my Jartemis brain rot for a bit. I'm very normal about these two. Seven pages on Ao3 isn't enough. I need more.

[pidgeydraws]

hickeys

[steamclouds]

Just finished Servant of the Shard, they are everything to me

[dreamyren]

really love the idea of artemis not realizing jarlaxle is wearing lipstick and just having it smeared on his face all day. very cute

[snacobie]

I am he who will give meaning to your life, Artemis, my friend.

[osho-b]

[jarnyaxle]

og under the cut