#April Wolfe

[badflicks]

Black Christmas (2019) 🍕

Remakes are tricky because you know you have a good concept and you can only fuck it up. And fuck it up they did 🥇

[SPOILERS]

In particular the supernatural BS was unnecessary and frankly entirely ludicrous. A secret occult formula provided by “the founder” of the university to make some potion to mind control frat boys and make them kill women activists??!? GTFO please. Could’ve been so much more than this and it kind of spoils the good in it, of which there is some but mostly stays in the space of unrealised potential.

[venbetta]

Guys it's weed day... hehe funney

[teencopandthesourwolf]

Stiles to Derek: Boop!

Derek, jumping backwards into a fighting stance: What the hell?!

Stiles: It's a boop, babe!

Derek: It's a what now?

Stiles: Oh my God, Der. A boop! Please don't tell me you've never been booped before! Are you——wow, Derek Hale, are you, like, a boop virgin?

Derek:

Stiles: *slowly going in for another boop*

Derek: *tackling Stiles to the ground and landing on top of him*

Stiles: *gasps*

Derek: Wow, Stiles Stilinski, are you, like, a virgin-virgin?

Stiles: What? Pfft, Der, you absolutely know I'm not. *flicks eyebrows lewdly*

Stiles: I, just, uh...

Stiles: Meow!

Derek: *instantly confused, loses his advantage*

Stiles: *speed boops Derek approximately 2,437 times*

Stiles: Ha!

Derek: *recovers like a ninja and retaliates by pinning Stiles and kissing him senseless*

Stiles and Derek: *kissing*

Stiles and Derek: *more kissing*

Stiles and Derek: *still kissing*

Scott, walking in on them: *gasps*

Scott: Oh, okay, very funny, I get it; April Fools, right? Jokes on me.

Stiles and Derek: *breaking off from the kiss*

Stiles: Um, no, bro we're, uh...

Derek: In love.

Stiles: *tears up*

Scott: *also tears up, but for very different reasons*

Derek: *gets up and pulls Stiles up with him, grabbing him by the hand*

Derek: *walks up to scott, dragging Stiles beside him*

Derek: *boops Scott*

Derek: *in a completely monotone voice* Boop.

Derek: *throws Stiles over his shoulder firefighter-style and walks off*

Stiles: *shouting from around the corner* HE'S THE ANAKIN TO MY PALPATINE, SCOTTY! I BROUGHT HIM OVER TO THE BOOPSIDE!!

Scott: *has a nervous breakdown*

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for @greyhavenisback, to hopefully make you smile...

and A VERY APRIL BOOP DAY TO ALL YOU STEREK LOVE-FOOLS OUT THERE! <333 (may the boop be with you! lol)

[felassan]

context and explanation: EA's quarterly earnings conference call for Q4 and FY 2024 starts in just under 15 minutes at 2pm PT. before the calls start, some of the associated files/documents pertaining to the call get put up on EA's website. The "Core Business and FY25 Title Slate" image is from the Earnings Slides. the quote under the table reads "We have two unannounced titles in FY25: one partner title expected in Q4, and one owned IP title, which is not included in the above table. We expect to provide more details on timing at a later date." DA:D is an owned IP title of EA. The Twitter user asks Jeff Grubb (a games media person who revealed the title of DA:D) if the referenced "one owned IP title" is DA:D. Jeff confirms that this does indeed refer to Dragon Age: Dreadwolf, meaning that this slide confirms that DA:D is planned to release in FY25 (Financial Year 25). for info, I think FY25 runs from 1st April 2024 until 31st March 2025.

[source, two, three]

[captainswan618]

she's everything to me so I physically had to make this

[knightscanfeeltoo]

When April O'Neil tried to Get to Know Casey Jones more but keeps Failing...

(And No, that is Not my Headcanon Face for Casey Jones 1987 because NECA Toys made one for him...)

[mythallia]

found the perfect shirt for april fools au david

[pocoslip]

Just wanna post this Meme if the TMNT Fandom is still like this

(only one person told me i shouldn't ship april o'neil and casey jones 1987 and i block them because they like apriltello 1987 even though donatello is way too young for the news reporter for frick sake)

[fandomshatepeopleofcolor]

Is it me, or is it kinda weird that Venus is allowed a more afro-centric face sculp in her doll and black hairstyles (despite being fully a monster with no connection to humans concept of race); all while Clawdeen's (half human werewolf) doll hair is more relaxed and her more afro facial feautures are hidden in the cartoon except when in human form?

~Mod René

[leqclerc]

Charles and Seb: the crackvid™

[cartoonbudartz]

I’ve just been on a real drawing kick the past few days. Man, the hashtags are gonna be murder on my fingers.

[hjonko]

A bunch of Rise art work I did several months ago that I never posted for some reason???

I have more but they’re messy and rlly bad and on paper so the lighting is just- HHHHH-

(Leo’s snake palisman and lil fella in the TOH and Wolf Walkers pieces is named Quinn btw)

[teencopandthesourwolf]

happy birthday, lil’red.

[romancemedia]

Anime Couples 5

[nyaagolor]

Another round of little guys!

[millieueu]

Okay so i rewatched The Bad Guys last night and hear me out:

Danny and Valerie as Mr Wolf and Diane Foxington

YES YES YES HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THIS 😭