#Anyway. Wild
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frogsmulder · 24 days ago
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Wait there's a txf porn movie!?
Ahhh ahahah yeah. I think there's two actually.... Lemme. Okay do there is at least two, maybe three that I know of. I've only seen the first one but there's a cut of the sequel with all the sex scenes removed that's on YouTube. And if it's anything like the first one. Then the plot is better than some actual x files episodes.
I know for the first one there was a lot of attention to detail, like there is a title sequence and one of the shots is the porn actors walking into a room with flashlights ala tooms. Just for the title sequence, it doesn't appear in the movie. Then they have a shot panning down from the pencils in the office ceiling to mulder at his desk. They have star and time stamps for crime scene investigations that say 10:13am Carter Drive. Mulder makes inappropriate quips at crime scenes that are actually quite funny, and Scully tells mulder he can't break into a house because the evidence will be void. It even has a Skinner/Arlene sex scene which is really funny. But probably the best part is when Mulder and Scully finally get together, Mulder goes down on Scully while romantic music plays in the background.
There are just so many details it is genuinely a work of art.
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nonstandardrepertoire · 2 months ago
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fascinated and a little terrified by this music critic from 1926 who seems to be under the earnest impression that it takes two and a half hours to play Mahler 3. how slow are you playing that last movement, exactly????
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butchnavi · 1 year ago
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me when i default to a dramatically different handwriting for every separate subject i have but have my notes for all of them unseparated and encroaching into each other in the same notebook
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lifeofdc · 8 months ago
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Currently thinking about how my hometown has a mental health facility used to house... well, the website says criminals found not guilty "for reasons of insanity" instead of criminally insane but that's mainly a wording thing
and this mental health facility has been around since the early days of the town
and has gone through quite a handful of different directors over the years
and has done clinical trials of new drugs for the government
and at least once as a kid they had to keep us inside at recess because someone broke out and was on the run
and has local rumors about it being haunted that are popular with teens
Somehow I went most of life without connecting the dots that I had a real life "version" of Arkham literally on the other side of town until recently
Just. What.
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revvethasmythh · 2 years ago
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Violently reminded tonight that some people genuinely see Nott and Veth as two entirely different characters and not the same ass person just with different goals and priorities
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wabblebees · 2 years ago
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HELLO??
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mistletouchunderthetree · 2 years ago
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literally WHAT is happening at the dallas zoo. first the clouded leopard. then somebody killed that endangered vulture and NOW someone stole two monkeys??????? i’m convinced it’s an inside job. like how else would someone know enough about the security and the enclosures and the schedule and everything to get into THREE different types of animal enclosures in a few weeks????? they got a picture of some guy holding doritos that i guess isn’t a suspect or person of interest but they “want to talk to him” and he looks like a normal zoo goer like literally what is happening.
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varilien · 4 months ago
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am i blanchin?
girl we blanchin!!
HI HIII happy birthday to everyone's favorite mystery twins!! how did they grow up so fast!!!!
Palestine: Funds | Action | eSims | Info Sudan Resources | Congo Resources
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eydilily · 1 month ago
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(look at what i have to offer) — this is the spider's nest.
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mambodork · 2 months ago
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This is definitely how it went down
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bitit · 26 days ago
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i giggled so much about @fence-time’s playground au i had to draw my own ideas
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if @cherrifire were the teacher/supervisor:
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shawmymy · 1 month ago
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> Canary Resuscitator
Something about miners getting attached to the canary to the point they try to give them a fighting chance, except this time it's the miner that gets killed.
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blueskittlesart · 7 months ago
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Open your eyes...
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melon-official · 2 months ago
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this is gem and joel to me
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gremnda · 30 days ago
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save me shiny duo hugs... save me...
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hinamie · 5 months ago
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I don't want to regret the way I lived
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