#Anyway. Wild

[frogsmulder]

Wait there's a txf porn movie!?

Ahhh ahahah yeah. I think there's two actually.... Lemme. Okay do there is at least two, maybe three that I know of. I've only seen the first one but there's a cut of the sequel with all the sex scenes removed that's on YouTube. And if it's anything like the first one. Then the plot is better than some actual x files episodes.

I know for the first one there was a lot of attention to detail, like there is a title sequence and one of the shots is the porn actors walking into a room with flashlights ala tooms. Just for the title sequence, it doesn't appear in the movie. Then they have a shot panning down from the pencils in the office ceiling to mulder at his desk. They have star and time stamps for crime scene investigations that say 10:13am Carter Drive. Mulder makes inappropriate quips at crime scenes that are actually quite funny, and Scully tells mulder he can't break into a house because the evidence will be void. It even has a Skinner/Arlene sex scene which is really funny. But probably the best part is when Mulder and Scully finally get together, Mulder goes down on Scully while romantic music plays in the background.

There are just so many details it is genuinely a work of art.

[nonstandardrepertoire]

fascinated and a little terrified by this music critic from 1926 who seems to be under the earnest impression that it takes two and a half hours to play Mahler 3. how slow are you playing that last movement, exactly????

[butchnavi]

me when i default to a dramatically different handwriting for every separate subject i have but have my notes for all of them unseparated and encroaching into each other in the same notebook

[lifeofdc]

Currently thinking about how my hometown has a mental health facility used to house... well, the website says criminals found not guilty "for reasons of insanity" instead of criminally insane but that's mainly a wording thing

and this mental health facility has been around since the early days of the town

and has gone through quite a handful of different directors over the years

and has done clinical trials of new drugs for the government

and at least once as a kid they had to keep us inside at recess because someone broke out and was on the run

and has local rumors about it being haunted that are popular with teens

Somehow I went most of life without connecting the dots that I had a real life "version" of Arkham literally on the other side of town until recently

Just. What.

[revvethasmythh]

Violently reminded tonight that some people genuinely see Nott and Veth as two entirely different characters and not the same ass person just with different goals and priorities

[varilien]

am i blanchin?

girl we blanchin!!

HI HIII happy birthday to everyone's favorite mystery twins!! how did they grow up so fast!!!!

Palestine: Funds | Action | eSims | Info Sudan Resources | Congo Resources

[eydilily]

(look at what i have to offer) — this is the spider's nest.

[mambodork]

This is definitely how it went down

[bitit]

i giggled so much about @fence-time’s playground au i had to draw my own ideas

if @cherrifire were the teacher/supervisor:

[tommyssupercoolblog]

And then sometimes when you ask them what general DNI criteria is they accuse you of being racist and tell you that it means the same thing for every person (it doesn't and you've seen conflicting definitions with their own eyes) and you're willfully misinterpreting them (they're the one who made it vauge in the first place).

And then also sometimes they aren't even polite enough to say general DNI criteria and instead give the equally vague but much more asshole statement of "DNI freaks"

And then also sometimes something they consider basic DNI is something like proshippers and it's like "wow okay....I think you're kind of making a sweeping assumption about how common your stance actually is, man....I think you're also misunderstanding how many people even know what that word is because this is a relatively recent shipping discourse, dude....."

And then sometimes they'll have something on their DNI and you ask and they give an incorrect definition and you're like. ":/. Bro what the fuck bro". Like that's not what a furry is. That's not what a proshipper is either. That's not what pansexual means what are you- what the fuck is going on did you get this list from someone ELSE????

ive been thinkin about DNIs and like. i dont think theyre an inherently bad concept, i have had situations where i open someones blog, see something in their bio like ''DNI if you think asexuals are LGBT'' and immidiately thought oh, okay, i dont want to follow you and you wouldn't want to follow me. theyre useful both ways.

...the problem is a lot of people just put ''DNI if youre transphobic, homophobic or racist'' and its like. guys. you know most racists dont self-identify as racist, right. like 'proshippers dni' and 'terfs dni' at least somewhat work because people actually identify with those labels but i don't think many people are gonna read that and think ''aw damn, that's me, i'm racist, i guess i'll leave.''

i guess im jut saying if you want a DNI that actually serves a purpose i think you need to use specific talking points (like the aformentioned asexual discourse) that people are gonna identify with. it'd work way better as a signaler of your opinions on small-scale intercommunity discourse than anything else. and also if i see another 'general dni criteria' im going to lose my mind.

[proxycrit]

Day 35– Faron Jungles

Welcome back to the depths! Zelda is beholding the wealth of botany available to her. Link is beholding nothing, because it’s too dang dark to see anything.

(This totk au is called Familiar Familiar! It all starts when Zelda doesn’t get sent back in time.)

((Wanna support me? Check out my patreon, with my throw away sketches and references! Remember to use web or android folks, apple charges 30 percent tax.))

[shawmymy]

> Canary Resuscitator

Something about miners getting attached to the canary to the point they try to give them a fighting chance, except this time it's the miner that gets killed.

[blueskittlesart]

Open your eyes...

[melon-official]

this is gem and joel to me

[gremnda]

save me shiny duo hugs... save me...

[hinamie]

I don't want to regret the way I lived