#Anyway. Wild
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Wait there's a txf porn movie!?
Ahhh ahahah yeah. I think there's two actually.... Lemme. Okay do there is at least two, maybe three that I know of. I've only seen the first one but there's a cut of the sequel with all the sex scenes removed that's on YouTube. And if it's anything like the first one. Then the plot is better than some actual x files episodes.
I know for the first one there was a lot of attention to detail, like there is a title sequence and one of the shots is the porn actors walking into a room with flashlights ala tooms. Just for the title sequence, it doesn't appear in the movie. Then they have a shot panning down from the pencils in the office ceiling to mulder at his desk. They have star and time stamps for crime scene investigations that say 10:13am Carter Drive. Mulder makes inappropriate quips at crime scenes that are actually quite funny, and Scully tells mulder he can't break into a house because the evidence will be void. It even has a Skinner/Arlene sex scene which is really funny. But probably the best part is when Mulder and Scully finally get together, Mulder goes down on Scully while romantic music plays in the background.
There are just so many details it is genuinely a work of art.
#But yeah the icing on the cake is that Chris Carter wrote them and paid to have them made???#Unremarkablehouse works in the producing industry for indie films and apparently heard from another friend in the industry.#Plus he's credited on imdb I think?#Anyway. Wild#Lovely anons#X files parody
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fascinated and a little terrified by this music critic from 1926 who seems to be under the earnest impression that it takes two and a half hours to play Mahler 3. how slow are you playing that last movement, exactly????
#i have to assume this is an error but it's repeated *multiple* times in the article#(one and a half hours is pretty standard)#(i think if you drag it out you can probably edge 2 hours)#(but 2.5 means something has gone seriously wrong)#(or you're Celibidace i guess????)#anyway. wild#Mahler 3#this article in general is really fun actually#it's a guy rushing to the defense of Mahler at a time when critics were out to Get Him#it's called “Justice for Mahler” and it's delightful
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me when i default to a dramatically different handwriting for every separate subject i have but have my notes for all of them unseparated and encroaching into each other in the same notebook
#idek what my “”“real”“” handwriting is i swear im not the inconsistent mess i am intentionally#it's very random maybe it depends on the pen or the kind of material or smth?#anyway. wild#i think the closest to my “real” or most natural handwriting would be the top of the third last pic under the circuit diagram#if you go by median frequency#but i can never stick to one unless i consciously try#and there are so many more too it makes my stuff feel even more unorganized#i always used to be insecure about my sign because i still don't know how i can make it look the same every time#like i actually physically cannot#what happens when you're yelled at for your bad handwriting your whole childhood and change it based on whoever the new paradigm of good is#every year and they all kinda stick and mesh together#who tf knows man#liveblogging.pdf#im so jealous of people with a consistent signature writing#like i see it and know it's them#college hateposting
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Currently thinking about how my hometown has a mental health facility used to house... well, the website says criminals found not guilty "for reasons of insanity" instead of criminally insane but that's mainly a wording thing
and this mental health facility has been around since the early days of the town
and has gone through quite a handful of different directors over the years
and has done clinical trials of new drugs for the government
and at least once as a kid they had to keep us inside at recess because someone broke out and was on the run
and has local rumors about it being haunted that are popular with teens
Somehow I went most of life without connecting the dots that I had a real life "version" of Arkham literally on the other side of town until recently
Just. What.
#b talks#arkham asylum#annnnnd bonus! I'm from a suburb of one of the many places dc likes to occasionally inspire gotham on#batman#but yeah. in a different world those patients are the rogues#and not just your average mentally ill criminals#anyway. wild#i don't think it's had the corruption though? can't really tell#haven't heard anything at least#and THANKFULLY no dr arkhams or stranges (or even cranes or quinzels) coming out of it#gotham
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Violently reminded tonight that some people genuinely see Nott and Veth as two entirely different characters and not the same ass person just with different goals and priorities
#''I liked nott but I didn't really care for veth'' HOW#they are the SAME. PERSON.#LITERALLY#anyway. wild
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HELLO??
#WHAT.#this string of words + the emojis chosen is making me LOSE IT.#HEY STALKER??? GIRL ARE YOU OKAY???#bot lady there is no fucking WAY im following you to fucking IDAHO#pardon me: Іdahо#why tf do the spambots all fuck up their letters/keyboards/fonts/whatever it is like... that#anyway. wild#bee speaks
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literally WHAT is happening at the dallas zoo. first the clouded leopard. then somebody killed that endangered vulture and NOW someone stole two monkeys??????? i’m convinced it’s an inside job. like how else would someone know enough about the security and the enclosures and the schedule and everything to get into THREE different types of animal enclosures in a few weeks????? they got a picture of some guy holding doritos that i guess isn’t a suspect or person of interest but they “want to talk to him” and he looks like a normal zoo goer like literally what is happening.
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am i blanchin?
girl we blanchin!!
HI HIII happy birthday to everyone's favorite mystery twins!! how did they grow up so fast!!!!
Palestine: Funds | Action | eSims | Info Sudan Resources | Congo Resources
#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#mabel pines#dipper pines#still wild to me to have once been just barely older than them when the show was first airing#and now........ ough..#anyways i think starting today im gonna slowly start watching back through gravity falls again :) gotta return to my roots!!!#edit thank god i finally have a new keyboard i couldn't add any of my resource links on mobile ;0;
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(look at what i have to offer) — this is the spider's nest.
#wild life smp#grian#<- is that really... his tag...?#grian fanart#life series smp#wanted to also make him wear skizz's tie specifically bec i hc he cant tie it properly himself so its always lopsided#perhaps later on he then wraps it around his fist#anyway this was A LOT . simpler in my head. never again will i draw rails#eydidraws#my art#trafficblr#mcyt#self indulgent drawing for me . maybe ill post the original sillier sketches later :'D#also kinda failed but i wanted to give the illusion of 8 legs so shadow-arm-sleeve-coat (left) / shadow-arm-shadow-coat (right)#* extra edit for clarification: yes my wl! grian is wearing mumbo's jacket (all the rips) and skizz's tie (unharmed since he fell) :D#maybe when they resurrect next time ill draw them without it lmao
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This is definitely how it went down
#wild life spoilers#wild life smp#life series spoilers#life series#grian#goodtimeswithscar#mumbo jumbo#ldshadowlady#solidaritygaming#pearlescentmoon#impulsesv#scott smajor#zombiecleo#bigbst4tz2#skizzleman#ethoslab#bdubbleo100#smallishbeans#geminitay#inthelittlewood#rendog#do i have better things to do than drawing minecraft block people as the last supper?#yes#am i still gonna do it anyways?#absolutely#vale art
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i giggled so much about @fence-time’s playground au i had to draw my own ideas
if @cherrifire were the teacher/supervisor:
#stayed up until 2 coloring these#and im so glad ibis paint declares these images#in the WORST POSSIBLE RESOLUTION#its funnier that way anyways#life series#trafficblr#wild life spoilers#grian#goodtimeswithscar#ldshadowlady#pearlescentmoon#solidaritygaming#cherrifire#various other series members#playground au#wild life smp
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> Canary Resuscitator
Something about miners getting attached to the canary to the point they try to give them a fighting chance, except this time it's the miner that gets killed.
#hello life series...#i really miss all the delusional drama#anyways haha mumbo death#am i right?#i miss him already#wild life smp#life series#trafficblr#mumbo jumbo#jimmy solidarity#-technically#my art
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Open your eyes...
#ive been trying to convince myself to do this series for months because i KNEW it would take FOR FUCKING EVERRR and i was right.#this is like 2 full seasons of bridgerton. i feel insane#anyway. hi#skribbles#botw#totk#loz#legend of zelda#breath of the wild#tears of the kingdom#zelink#everyone ignore the asymmetrical shrine of resurrection btw i swear i did my absolute best
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this is gem and joel to me
#wlsmp#wild life smp#geminitay#smallishbeans#dewdles#my comics#please gfor the love of god dont tag this as shipping and PLEASE be normal in my notes.#anyway. the og is a classic in my head#trafficblr
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save me shiny duo hugs... save me...
#gremnda art#art#illustration#digital art#mcyt#gempearl#shiny duo#geminitay#pearlescentmoon#trafficblr#life series#wild life#wild life fanart#wild life smp#traffic smp#i'm soo normal about them#”my poor red pearl” *explodes*#anyways they get hugs! ^-^ wholesome wholesome!#can be interpreted both /r and /p but i am a shipper so#trafficshipping
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I don't want to regret the way I lived
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#fanart#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#yuji itadori#gojo satoru#nobara kugisaki#nanami kento#choso kamo#junpei yoshino#jjk leaks#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#this idea started as a 2 part series . then my braincells decided to spark and supplied 7 PAGES#'did you sleep hina' no#ws looking up mentally stable things like 'who has died in jjk' smh i love my hyperfixation media im sooooo glad so many ppl r DEAD#i *could* have included more ppl but i think this is a good crew. this is a yuuji emotional support crew#also Was gna include his grandpa final panel but i Did Not Want To#he is implied through th dialogue#side note i donot like how i cn see this scenario playing out . ..yuuji this isnt ur stop u r monopoly voice Just Visiting ok >:(#anyway I broke my own heart with this and ik i hyped it up a lot but i hope that its not just me...#hope i did not hype it up fr nothing and no one else finds it devastating :((((( that would b humbling in the worst way#pls ...join the happy party train.......i hate it here i suffered pls :<<<<#also !!!! colours in this !! i cooked i fear . adding th first bit of warm hitting yuuji's face after th first 2 panels....#ive never had that kind of experience while drawing before it was wild . painful ! but wild.#the whole transition from p 2->3 might b the most emotionally moving piece ive ever made to me#not 2 sing my own praises tho i will shut up ! i wil. nap
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