#Anon that's hilarious
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I know my mind is broken when I laughed at that poetic and romantic One Ring description, and could only imagine Sauron channelling all of his obsession and unrequited love and lust for Galadriel into the One Ring. No wonder Gollum lost his mind, and Frodo his will to live; they had Sauron talking about Galadriel’s hair and whining about his blue b*lls 24/7! 🤣
HAHAHAHAHAHA behzjejjdjdj
#Anon that's hilarious#Ask answered#If you told me before I would one day think of Sauron that way I would have asked for the receipts#rop speculation#Sauron#Galadriel#Haladriel#Saurondriel
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I'm using the Zwihander in Dark Souls and I feel like every time I look at it it's gotten longer, like a scary movie visual gag.
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Sun you wont believe it something crazy just happen wait crazy i was crazy once-
driving sun crazy insane!! ft. everyone’s lovely reactions 💕
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#fnaf#fnaf sb#fnaf dca#dca fandom#fnaf sun#doodle dump#dialogue dump#everyone’s responses to this have been HILARIOUS.#to the anon that sent the ask i gave to the security guard: i genuinely doubled over in laughter upon seeing it. thank you#also please no one comment on the incorrect daycare layout. i am not fixing it <3#no copypastas in the daycare#< new tag for organizational purposes! :)
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Need to sit under a girls desk and do some shit that will have her shake like those boomers pretending that Pfizer is giving them seizures
You can just ask to suck my dick if that's what you want, damn
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Iswtfg if cock anon breaks my notes, I'll eat a picture of Dick Grayson.
#dreamer talks#personal#you guys are hilarious#but wow that's way too much notes for a penis typo#lmfao#cock anon saga
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Yan Sunday’s darling looking him straight in the eye and biting into the halovian burger.
It is a threat.
“Sunday, look here for a second.” the Oak Family Head nearly failed to win the wrestle against the maelstrom of noises clamoring around the Golden Hour and distinguish your call from them. It was not his honed senses that provided the sole aid this time, rather, it was the syrupy lilt that dripped from your words and rendered him momentarily off-guard.
That is a weakness he'd like to believe he no longer surrenders to, while it is true he unquestionably would have if one was to focus on an earlier point of his life, Sunday would prefer to believe his tastes have since matured and his restraint has hardened. Indeed, Sunday is no more defeated by sugary pastries and cream-filled buns — where he crumbles to incorrigible pieces inside are moments like this, before a different species of sweetness. That, is another discovery altogether.
While he's left to collect and fix the bits back into rational human behavior, you revel in his predicament, as you do every time he lets slip an extra scrap of leniency. You don't hesitate to praise him for his cruelty, but he's always suspected you to be the sadist. A devil, a siren, an apparition that'll curse him to smithereens — there's no end to your list of virtues. It's not that he complains, that would be hypocritical as he's both the causation and correlation to your spirited schemes.
It's one of those burgers, but Sunday has always cherished a belief of it being the failed offspring between a donut and a burger instead. He's seen them his whole life (not that he's ever indulged in one of them) which is why the apparent normalcy of its appearance didn't ring any alarm bells in his head initially. One look into your pointed stare tells him that you have a purpose, but his attention is instead riveted to the movements of your lips.
You start by taking a bite out of the bread coated in cream, smearing your lips with the delicacy in the process before clumsily licking the cream with a swipe of your tongue ; Sunday stands frozen, thoroughly perplexed. Then, you lean towards the middle section occupied by two wing-like shapes, checking once to confirm that he was still watching before sinking your teeth into one of them.
... Oh.
It takes every atom of his body and every bit of his soul to continue playing statue, to not let anything more than a strangled breath escape and allow your face to be painted in the colors of smug satisfaction for months to come. Knowing you, he doubts you're ignorant to the fact that this time you've really hit a spot. So he stands there like a sculpture of disbelief, watching you finish the cursed burger for five whole minutes as vehicles fly past and by-standers cast questioning looks at the mute spectacle. By the time you're sated, he feels as though he's aged ten years.
“Mr. Sunday will pay for it, thank you!” you chirp at the confused shop keeper.
Just when he thinks his misery is over, you pull your ace ; licking clean the residual taste of the burger from your fingers, knowing painstakingly well how much he dislikes it. This level of audacity short-circuits Sunday's brain and he's unable to do anything but replay the image of a stray sprinkle still clinging to one corner of your lips as you skip away in search of more ways to torture him senseless.
#if i had enough artistic talent i would've drawn this scenario because it's just that hilarious in my head#thank you anon for this vision#sunday#sunday brainrot#sunday x reader#yandere sunday#yandere sunday x reader#yandere hsr#yandere hsr x reader#yandere honkai star rail#yandere honkai star rail x reader#honkai star rail x reader#hsr x reader#sunday x you#honkai star rail
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I think alotta ppl forget that dennis canonically is the best at drawing of the gang nd just focus on charlie being the artist of the gang, nd idk maybe i just wanted to slip that into ur mind
Like i have this funny scenario in my head where charlie challenges dennis to a drawing competition nd dennis draws a near realistic portrait of charlie while charlie vaguely scribbles out dennis but the rest of the gang is just like 'omg charlie i didnt know u cud draw'
art is subjective
#iasip#always sunny#charden#charlie kelly#dennis reynolds#mac mcdonald#trash trio#i understand wat ur saying bt i wdnt call den th best i cant look @ his boobacious women w.o crying#nd ther r several charlie arts i WISH i owned like th rat king nd th alligator @ his cricket art showcase FUCK SO HARD#this is a hilarious concept tho tysm i lovd doing this bless u fr sending :))#sorry i drew them as kids and not th whole gang fdkjn i tweaked ur idea [dennis hand motion 🤏👌🤏👌🤏]#ask#anon
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The thing about Ashton saying "WHAT DO YOU WANT" is that I really do understand that they are coming from a place of great pain and a genuinely awful life (and the Arch Heart doesn't really give a good answer either, which is similarly frustrating) but we keep getting this answer throughout the campaign, if not for the Arch Heart at least for other deities, and it's that most simple and also frustrating of answers: consistent effort.
Why did FCG catch the eye of the Changebringer? consistent, repeated prayer, even if it wasn't perfect and could get kind of silly or even annoying to others. Orym is not a worshiper of the Wildmother, but he still repeatedly has reached out and tried to talk to her in good faith (pun unintended). And looking back at others from past campaigns, we learn of their ongoing service - in the cases of those who are introduced as already faithful, often from a young age (Pike, Caduceus, Jester though her deity is not one of the Prime/Betrayer pantheons). Both Vax and Fjord made considerable sacrifices of their own without promises from the gods first, in addition to smaller, regular moments of worship in the course of their stories.
I've never loved the line about there being no atheists in foxholes, because frankly I think it's unfair to atheists and paints them as selfish, fickle, and spineless when many atheists are none of those things. But I do think that a lot of the anti-god arguments fit into that sort of philosophy, that the gods are only to be paid attention to in the moment of great and desperate need and neglected otherwise, and we've seen the attendants of temples repeatedly say that isn't how it works; it takes time. The gods don't necessarily answer a single yell off the cliffs of Zephrah or a single visit, but they do see the repetition and respond to that.
I think everyone in the fandom, regardless of how they feel about the gods, understands there's not going to be a quick easy painless fix to this mess once Ludinus set it in motion, but I do think a lot of people expect there to be a lot of quick fixes to other things (in the story, in fandom, and in real life). And yeah, it does suck that Ashton, having a terrible time, might have had more luck had they prayed or gone to the same temple regularly for a while without necessarily seeing results...but it's also very real. You do have to take your stupid mental health walks regularly for a while (let alone your meds) before there's a payoff. you do still need to do the dishes while you're depressed or sick lest they pile up and make things worse. consistent effort that doesn't always have immediate satisfying results is extremely unglamorous and also it's how you have to do basically everything in life. Even in a time of crisis you need to avert the crisis and then get back to the slow and consistent work of fixing it and improving things in the aftermath.
#i don't want to go too deep into this bc i do not want to call out people who are perfectly nice#but i get anon asks sometimes that seem to be looking for like. a magic bullet (none of the asks i got today to be clear)#hilariously corellon mx. i'm bored let's change it up and break the rules is maybe the worst god to ask even though they want it too#this is also like. also without going to deep into my personal religious experiences i dislike the Signs And Epiphanies narrative#like. it is not about that for me and it never has been and a lot of my discomfort when i was younger was about that#cr spoilers#critical role
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Woo, awooga! The ginormous retrobadonk on Yang!
I'm not actually staring at Yang or her butt, I just felt the need to disrupt your inner peace with that sentence.
Have a most pleasant day.
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it was nice while it lasted. to have something i actually liked by you. eddie ruins everything
there's a really easy solution here and i'm going to let you figure it out yourself because i do have faith that some people still have functioning brain cells
#ramble#my guy whose house do you think you're in#you're complaining about steddie in the steddie factory#also the implications of the wording are so funny#why were you following me if you didn't like any of my work before mombin#you're so obsessed with me it's everything#usually i let these rot in my inbox bc the idea of anons refreshing every day to see if i've checked is hilarious#but i had to share this with you#not to accuse anyone but are you the same person who brazenly told me my same face syndrome was out of hand
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Harry Collett for GRUMPY MAGAZINE, August 2024 A mad tea party
1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5
#mad hatterly vigor much and more#the harry collett is an enduring mystery is he not#that grumpy portrait session#verily tis most hilarious of them to release that on the first day of my holiday#the other four sets shall drop anon within in the next couple of days by mine own order of personal favouritism#obviously this doth be mine foremost favourite outfit#mine own assortment of pictures#harry collett#jacaerys targaryen#hotd cast#house of the dragon
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Are the buttons in ghost trick really ghost and trick /gen
i would never lie to you about the ghost and trick buttons. you ghost or you trick you trick or you ghost
#not pjo#answered#anonymous#anon#thanks from the argo!#ghost trick#this is from the first like 30 minutes of the game and i think this scene may be in the trailer so it’s not a spoiler#hilariously it doesn’t look like the trailer shows the buttons but it DOES say you ghost and you trick#becuase that’s the game. you ghost. and you trick.#you ghost trick#for people who’ve played yes i cropped off the sides of the screen I didn’t know if THAT could be considered a spoiler#I’m being safe because every person should play ghost trick (I say as I post ghost trick spoilers all the time)#100
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Did you hear the one about the comedian who only knew one joke?
we should make out
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whenever i see people talk about a tlt tv show i can only envision it in your art style
that would be so funny, could you imagine a book accurate retelling of gideon the ninth but it looks like THIS
like they keep the gore and death but it has slapstick comedy and cartoony sound effects, it would be like a really fucked up dexter's lab episode
#tlt#ask#gideon the ninth#harrowhark nonagesimus#if they hyped up a TLT cartoon and it looked anything like my art style everybody would be so pissed#it wouldn't be thematically appropriate at all but it would be hilarious i think#but thank you anon! im glad you like the art style#the style i normally draw in is very time consuming so im happy i get to draw some silly cartoon gays and still have people enjoy it#the locked tomb
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what’s the bad ending to mer-fidd?
Getting cannibalised by Bill probably
#at first I was gonna draw him as sushi only but then I thought why not. why shouldn't I draw some gore too#I like the theory that there's only one timeline where they defeat Bill and it's the one we're seeing in the show#this au never stood a chance#is it still canibalism if he's now another species? is this a philosophical question or a scientific one?#ask#not anon#gravity falls#gravity falls au#mermaid au#merman Fiddleford#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#stanford pines#ford pines#young fiddleford#young stanford pines#young ford pines#bill cipher#art#fanart#traditional art#cw blood#tw blood#cw cannibalism#cw death#I don't know what else to tag#I find the idea of Bill taking time to make sushi before Ford regains control hilarious#poor Ford. poor Fidds. when do you think he realizes what happened?#I'd write a fic about it if I had writing skills. I really would
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I love the idea of basenji dog scout, if for nothing else than a key characteristic of basenji dogs being that they don’t bark; they yodel.
Like imagine all the mercs getting ready for battle getting all excited and barking at the other team, when scout just comes out with this noise
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZOLca_ocRo
#had some time today to sketch this out#anon that's a hilarious image and thank you for bringing it to my attention#at this point i feel like my tf2 dog posts need their own tag#tf2#ask#lasagoofs
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