#this is hilarious ty anon

[amelia-yap]

Woo, awooga! The ginormous retrobadonk on Yang!

I'm not actually staring at Yang or her butt, I just felt the need to disrupt your inner peace with that sentence.

Have a most pleasant day.

[demonic0angel]

Anger management prompt

A cult tries to use a captured Jason Todd as a sacrifice to the ghost king. Unfortunately since Danny's a minor Jazz is the ruling Regent since due to an incident in the lab when she was little was a halfa all along without realizing, she thought she was just really liminal. Jazz appears in all her royal glory and Jason is immediately smitten. Jazz sees a remnant with a messed up core and a concussion and decided to take him to the realms for medical help. The batclan arrived just in time to see Jason get kidnapped and are freaking out. Jason meanwhile is working to woo Jazz

Batfam: Jason?????

Jason: *in a princess carry by Jazz* DO NOT LOOK FOR ME!! (I am going willingly) IT'S TOO LATE!! (I am already in love) YOU CAN'T HANDLE HER!! (only I can)

Jason: *turning to Jazz* It's okay, princess, I am ready (to receive help and love from you)

Jazz:

[spoopdeedoop]

Did you hear the one about the comedian who only knew one joke?

we should make out

[cor-lapis]

i am so excited for your quest recaps for 4.6 the comedic potential is so strong its choking

I'M SO EXCITED but literally just now I found out cyno's sq2 is in the second half :((( at least kuki shinobu and heizou are FINALLY standing next to each other in the event

[jkvjimin]

pat would you consider doing a livestream editing your gifs?

WHAT ASJDAKSLDÇASD lol

oh no... i don't think so, anon. my gif process is so boring lmao i literally frame it... then waste time on something else then open the frames on photoshop and then wast more time on socials... listen to some songs, watch some shows and then back to PS... it's a infinite loop and peole would know how weird and perfectionist with my coloring i am, so no... i'm scared

[redpenship]

why do you bother writing on the erasure of mlm relationships when you're clearly participating in the erasure!? it is in my opinion that you are VERY clearly a closeted homosexual transmasc person

i mean, you participate in traditionally mlm activities such as baseball (the blue jays literally group hug in the outfield when they win??), and pursuing a political science degree (be honest "emily", when's the last time you had a "female" classmate?). are you seriously telling me there's anything other than intense homosexual male energy in the zoom call when you and your classmates are discussing drone strikes? while you continue to maintain your facade of being a lesbian female, you are only serving to delegitimize these mlm activities by forcing some sort of fucked up "anyone can participate in these interests" agenda. you hide behind the terms like "jock lesbian" and "dad coded" (miss "okay let's get this show on the road" (yes she really said that once)) as if it allows you to invade these mlm spaces with impunity. i'm sick and tired of defending your anti-mlm antics. haven't you done enough damage to the mlm and by extension, the entire male community?

your rant on the topic of mlm erasure seems less like an enlightening essay and more like multiple paragraphs of frankly embarrassing projection and deflections of your own participation in the issue.

we don't discuss drone strikes, we discuss nuclear strikes IN PERSON while holding hands below the desk. sometimes we feel each others thighs while i remind them that people who live in china are people too

[navxry]

you give off B 3 ! (or maybe @ ) energy for that meme you reblogged

OH HELP I JUST SAW WHAT YOU MEANT BAHAHAHAHAHA

Okay no the ! is funny but me being BONNIE (@) is worse anon, I pray you understand how hard I cackled

(ngl me being B gives off "I'm losing it" and ngl... Yeah. Yeah I can't deny the allegations 💔)

[juice-boxy]

Kill yourself

NUH UH

[mithliya]

I'm sorry you're getting hate. Idk why GS hate us...I'm a lesbian. Yes I've had men inside me, yes I given blowjobs but I'm a lesbian. I'm a lesbian that has gotten men off, so what? I'm a lesbian these are lesbian experiences. We should be loud and proud about our experiences, I know I am

you’re obviously one of these trolls. no lesbian has ever said what you’re saying right now, this is just how y’all like to reframe lesbians being pressured into being with men.

[dear-mrs-otome]

Your own personal orgy. You get to choose one guy from each ikemen game. Who are you picking?

I can't tell if you guys like me or hate me sometimes.

Lemme preface this by saying, I had to make two rankings really. Because while my heart may be biased to certain men, I know for a fact that very few of my favorites would ever play nice enough with others to put together a satisfactory orgy. I'd be spending more time soothing ruffled feathers and jealous snits than actually getting any fucking done.

So, I let the ovaries have their say too on who they think would deliver the right combo of 'personally interested in' and 'would be happy to participate' that would leave them pleased.

Ikesen ❤️ - says Kanetsugu 🐈 says - Kicho

Ikevamp ❤️ - says Theo. No, Faust. No wait, Galileo? 🐈 - says Comte

IkeRev ❤️ - says Oliver. Big Oliver, I'd hope that goes without saying. 🐈 - says Dean

IkeGen ❤️ - says Kurama 🐈 - says Kagetoki

IkePri ❤️ - says Silvio, of course 🐈 - says Jin

IkeVil ❤️ - says Jude 🐈 - says Victor

[wibble-wobbegong]

Okay good, I didn't think you were but a few of my mutuals are deactivating and ur like my fav tumblr acc and I would be devastating if you deactivated.

aww well thanks dude!! definitely not deactivating even though i’m a little less active lately

[demonic0angel]

I saw some youtube shorts and thought of something maybe funny

Red Hood looking into a camera: I have an assistant, and even though our contract includes multiple places for her to choose to live in, she refuses to move out of her place in one of the worst neighborhoods in Gotham.

Jazz snickering behind the camera: Why would I give up a 5 minute walk commute.

Jason: That's why you won't move!

*camera scene changes to Wolf in front of the camera*

Wolf: I have a boss, and even though I have multiple years of combat training, he has to be the first one to check out any weird noises downstairs.

Jason: yeah thats not changing

*camera switch*

Jason: I have an assistant. She once asked if I'd ever fire her. I can't because my men will leave with her.

Jazz: the goons dont like me that much

Jason: Oh, there will be mutiny if I ever do something that would cause you to quit.

*camera switch*

Wolf: I have a boss. Of course, he hides his guns and ammo everywhere. *pulls out a gun and magazine from a hidden wall cubbie*

Jason: There's a cubby there? I've been looking for that gun!!!

(LMFAO WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE I LOVE IT)

Red Hood: I have an assistant, so of course my entire empire of crime is under her rule.

Wolf: Aww, you can be my assistant when I take over!

Red Hood: Really?

Wolf: No. You're too bossy.

Red Hood: Hello? Have you ever met yourself?

————

Wolf: I have a boss, so of course he comes into my office whenever he wants to, even tho I'm busy.

Red Hood: I gave you those reports. Don't make me take away your assignments!

Wolf: *laughing* No! Please! Don't take away my paperwork!

————

Red Hood: I have an assistant, so of course she organizes everything in my office according to her own system that I can never figure out.

Wolf: Yeah, it makes you more dependent on me.

Red Hood: You’re on thin ice, Princess.

————

Wolf: I have a boss, so of course he pays for anything I look at, even when I tell him not to use our company savings for books and pastries.

Red Hood: It's cute that you call it a company. Anyways, if our empire starts sinking, I can just be your sugar baby.

Wolf: Hmm... not sure if I'd still follow you if you were a gigolo, Hood.

Red Hood: *gasp* Hey! Where's the loyalty?!

Meanwhile the comments:

[FLIRTING?? ON MY CELLULAR DEVICE??]

[The literal Red Hood, crime lord who killed over hundreds of people, and Wolf, his assistant who is infamous for beating up the Joker on national television, are following an internet trend??? Where am I?? Who am I?? Why am i?? And where is the patreon for me to get more videos??]

[Remember guys

Red Hood and Wolf: 🫂

You, the viewers: 👤]

[Both. Raw. Until Crime Alley becomes Park Row again. Next question.]

[Why does nobody gaf about a LITERAL CRIME LORD AND HIS ASSISTANT ON OUR FYP???!??]

[Omg I'd rat out these two to Batman so fast just to get them to stop flirting]

[The worst part is being someone from Crime Alley and knowing that these two aren't even dating, they're literally Just Like That.]

[.... I need to call Danny and Dan asap.]

[greywindys]

Jamie followed one of the actors from Succession on instagram 😊

Okay, I had to find the time to look for myself, and sure enough:

LMAO he followed Nicholas Braun - he plays cousin Greg, for those who don't know.

Okay, so Damon saying he wants the next album to "go somewhere they've never gone before" (or something to that extent) + Jamie following cousin Greg = 2D Greg arc??? 🤣

Jk, jk, of course.

However, it looks like cousin Greg does NOT follow Jamie back sakdssa.

[suffarustuffaru]

I think if Reinhard has a lover, he's a 'Christmas flag' guy to them? (being a red and green flag at the same time)

HAH the way you described that as "christmas flag" is so funny..... and yeah yeah reinhard would be that yeah. imo though like - i feel like everyone is gonna have red and green flags - and uh, ive heard the term beige flag lately too? HAH so like beige flags... as in like neutral stuff that is probablyyy neither good nor bad, it just depends.... at least that was my understanding of it lmao but yeah imo i think everyone is gonna have red and green flags it just. Depends. on how bad those red flags are gonna be bc either theyre blaring red alarms or oh that is like a normal flaw that you could try to work on. if that makes sense??

anyway reinhards perceived red and green flags i feel like would be different according to whoever is interested in him romantically HAH..... but like. given its reinhard the red flags are probably gonna range from reinhard having a habit of sounding or being a little insensitive... hes also oblivious a lot.... doesnt personally defend himself all that much.... may cross boundaries if he thinks is best.... but you know those are all things that he could work on and he genuinely has a lot of love and well intent in his heart so i think he would try his best for anyone he'd be romantically involved with!!

but also then theres the blaring red flag that im sure the vast majority of people in rezero would have for reinhard which is the part where PEOPLE THINK HES A MONSTER BC OF HIS POWERS WHICH T^T i mean. i kinda cant blame them (like dude can do some FREAKY shit fr) but im also terribly terribly sad about that. :<<<< poor reinhard :<<<<<< like can you imagine youre the person whos supposed to make the next sword saint with reinhard and he gets his dp of being good at sex and you realize with horror that this guy will just get new powers all the time or something. he cant do Anything without being forced to be Borderline God-like at Everything. ........ok well that and the specific horror of "does reinhard even want romance. does he even want sex. does he want kids. the kingdom will make him have a kid anyway. my god."

anyway :(( i hope reinhard gets his happy ending eventually (no powers) (he is Normal) (and his family is happy again :<< )

[whisper-and-tangle]

i'm sorry but the first thing i thought of when seeing lanolin/metal is 'lanoline finishes what breezie started'

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭

[bugsinthebayou]

actually?? goodtimeswithscar posting on main to an embarrassing level

mean to me ????