#Andrew Short

[loveelizabeths]

- 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚊𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚑 𝚜.

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[llanta-flema]

[lifemod17]

I hate him why is he like this (nobody also ask me the color of anything)

To Be Alone the song that you are, please never leave the setlist!!!

Hozier in Zurich 06/27/2024

Source: tiktok.com

[crazy-fangirl2524]

Apparently traumatised kids often fail to grow to normal height because all the energy goes to surviving and well no fucking wonder twinyards and Neil are so short

[faux-ecrivain]

Yan babysitter

(Fourth official post)

(This one is a bit shorter than my other posts)

“Don’t worry I’ll take good care of them!” He placates your parents as they leave, waving them off and slamming the door shut when your parents have gone far enough.

He turns to you, with a rather fierce glare and shoos you off to your room. 

Yan babysitter that wants nothing to do with you, that only took the job because he needs the money. 

Yan babysitter who thinks you’re too old for a babysitter, but he doesn’t care, your parents are rich and that’s all he needs to know.

Yan babysitter who did not anticipate you to be such an irresponsible nuisance. (What’s with the weird cultists that keep knocking on the door and where’s that strange whispering coming from??)

Yan babysitter who quickly discovers that maybe this job was more than he bargained for, maybe he shouldn’t have been so dismissive of his job.

Yan babysitter who, somehow, ended up trapped in another dimension and is trying to escape. (Turns out cultists don’t take too kindly to the door being slammed in their face)

Yan babysitter who is sure he’s going to die here in this strange dimension.

Yan Babysitter who regrets ever taking this job and swears that if he ever gets out he’s never coming to this house again.

Yan babysitter who faces the horrors of this other dimension, each monster warping his mind and easing him into insanity.

Yan babysitter who’s so close to escaping, but then he gets trapped by some weird otherworldly creature.

Yan babysitter whose life flashes before his eyes as the creature nears.

He closes his eyes and can only hope that this won’t be dragged out, he can feel the creature approach, and he can do nothing but curl up into a ball and beg for mercy.

However, death doesn’t come, no, just when the creature unhinged its jaw and prepares to (quite literally) devour Yan babysitter, he’s saved.

Yan babysitter who’s stunned whenever you rescue him and when he tries to express his gratitude you dismiss his gratitude. (This happened a lot, you tell him, you even suggest that it was your parents intention to sacrifice him.)

Yan babysitter, who from then on, is absolutely obsessed with you (he treats you like a deity, swearing that he’ll serve you forever.)

You brush him off, as you are used to saving irresponsible babysitters from the jaws of doom, then your try to ignore his constant rambling about you being a deity. (Because you aren’t, you’re just a normal person with magic powers) Yet, no matter how much you ignore him his ramblings don’t (Maybe you should’ve left him in that other dimension)

He takes your indifference as a sign of shyness, his mind warped by the brief time he spent in that other dimension. (Seriously, he’s going to need major therapy when he leaves this house) He decides to dedicate his life to protecting you or at the very least repay you for saving his life.

Which then leads to him following you around, intervening in everything you do and then isolating you from those he deems a threat. (Mostly your friends)

Somehow, in less than two weeks, he has threatened half of your neighborhood and caused almost all your friends to go missing. 

At this point, it occurs to you that maybe Yan babysitter is a danger to your lifestyle and you should probably get rid of him. Which marks the beginning of your attempts to erase him from existence, however this doesn’t sway him, and he somehow believes that the person targeting him is actually aiming for you.

So, now, you’ve got an overprotective babysitter watching your every move and probably hiding in your walls. (Maybe you should have let him rot in the other dimension, less trouble and you wouldn’t have had to explain to your parents why the demon in your basement is still hungry)

Yan babysitter who promises to always protect you and to be by your side forever. (He’s such a nuisance)

(Sorry for the short post, I was somewhat distracted by the tv when I was writing this.)

(Regardless, enjoy this post and feel free to comment)

[starkingdraws]

Them ❤️

[deeppenguinstudent]

"You're in love with him, aren't you?"

Jean's eyes widened, and he stared vehemently at Andrew, who stared back equally with an apathetic look. It was midnight, and Jean was itching to go to the court to clear his head. Abby was skeptical, but her worries were eased when Wymack dialled a begrudging Andrew to pick Jean up along the way to court.

The car ride was silent. All Jean could hear was the cacophonious music on the radio that integrated with Jean's obdurate heart that sped up as Kevin fell on top of him after Andrew passed through a particularly steep curve.

Now, Jean was seated beside Andrew as the other man lounged across the couch and unabashedly watched Neil with a glint of voraciousness. He couldn't help himself share that notion when Kevin switched his racket to his left hand and demolished the Raven drills with pure, perfected ease.

"I'm not." The blatant lie left his lips so easily that it made Jean grimace.

Andrew gave Jean a once-over decidedly unimpressed at Jean's salient bluff. He thought that that concluded whatever minute conversation they were having; he was proven wrong, however, when Andrew tilted his head towards Jean in bemusement.

"How much longer are you going to lie, Valjean?" Andrew drawled out that ridiculous moniker, "Kevin's an idiot but if you keep looking at him like you want him to devour you whole-"

Jean let out an indignant shriek; a kaleidoscope of fragmented images poisoned his thoughts. Andrew's tone radiated glee, yet his face remained forever stand-offish.

He heard knocking on the other side of the plexiglass, and those doltish green eyes narrowed in a questioning expression. He felt his ears getting warmer as Andrew waved off Kevin for him to resume his practice. Kevin let out a curt nod before his eyes slid over to Jean as he retreated to the neatly arranged cones.

Jean saw Neil and Andrew exchange indecipherable looks before Neil glanced at Kevin and back at Jean before his eyes widened in realisation. To Jean's dismay, Neil let out a stupidly large grin before hobbling off to catch up with Kevin.

Great, he was so fucked.

[sunlight-fics]

Hozier X reader Headcanons

Enjoy (I tried)

* Would most definitely let you play with his hair.

* Would lay on your chest when stressed or sick.

* Hugs from behind and random kiss.

* Most definitely leaves love notes.

* When you’re feeling down or stressed he would softly play his guitar for you or run his fingers through your hair.

* Let’s you rant about anything

* Cuddles up to you on cold nights

* You drag him to run in the rain with you and he loves every minute of it.

* Let’s you sometimes do skincare on him for fun

* Likes baking or cooking dinner with you.

* Goes on nature trails with you all the time.

* Mentions you at concerts (especially when he’s about to play your favorite song)

* Thinks you can be ridiculous at times but still loves you

* WORDS OF AFFIRMATION

* Calls you nicknames he randomly makes up

* Bing-watch’s your favorite shows/movies with you.

* You are most definitely his muse and he wouldn’t have any other way.

* Makes it a point to bring flowers home after every tour.

* Goes to farmers markets with you

* Shares his tea with you and you share your coffee with him

* Dances in the rain or kitchen with you while listening to old love songs

* Kisses any of your scars

Notes: Pt.2? Btw, request are open!!!!!!!

[writtenendings]

Guys absolute banger thought just dropped. Everyone knows the famous Minyard-Josten rivalry, hyphenated exactly like that. Imagine waking up one morning to see Minyard-Josten trending as a term everywhere and you think they're up to their antics again and you click to see what it is this time. But the first thing you see is an article titled 'Neil and Andrew Minyard-Josten married in surprise ceremony, spotted with rings on at DMV getting names legally changed' and everyone is going absolutely insane

[wizard-tinky-winky]

I'm on my knees BEGGING people over on twitter to just read the goddamn extra content bc some of you were asking questions Nora answered YEARS ago like fuck you mean you're surprised Kevin is bisexual?????? he was in a polycule with Andrew and Neil in every other draft???? he fucked men at the nest????? he says it's easier to be straight to the public???? be so fr. and I can tell Nora is loving that she can just.......retell some jokes like the one about Andrew being too short for forehead kisses, but confirming Neil gives them anyway READ THE FUCKING EXTRA CONTENT YOU WILL BE HAPPIER I PROMISE

[kiwiaok]

I know that fandom usually pictures andrew with this lesbian kind of haircut but consider short hair andrew (someone grabbed him by his hair in a fight one too many times and he got fed up with it) and long hair aaron (long enough to make a lil man bun bc between being a med student and dealing with foxes he keeps forgetting to get a haircut)

[loveelizabeths]

love elizabeth s.

[koldefingre]

I’m obsessed w drawing them

[lifemod17]

Come on now say it with me: THANK YOU RUTH!!!

The one hand on the wheel. It's so over for me.

📸: Ruthlessimagery

[blindingliqhts]

andreil aren't just 'this man can't be fixed'.

they're 'this man probably can't be fixed. but even if i could fix him, i wouldn't want to because then he wouldn't match my freak'

[emry-stars-art]

You know when babies are so tired that they’re fussing too much to sleep until you put their head down on your shoulder or something and they pass out immediately

Baby shark has been swimming for a long time with no way to take a break. Hello Whalemack 🐋

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