#Andrew Short

[bisexualcroissant]

i love that neil is canonically 5’3. like it’s easy to forget that he is also pretty small because of how much freaking aura this kid has in every room he walks into. i always forget that he’s literally like. he’s a short king. andrew’s known as the “tiny” goalkeeper but neil isn’t that much taller. yet he has insane presence so you kind of don’t even notice most of the time. and i love that he leans into things like his speed, his endurance, his agility when playing exy in line with this, as opposed to strength/size. it makes me love him even more.

[jeanmoreau29]

People on twitter “omg I hope one day we get an Andrew pov.” I actually don’t want that ever bc I’m pretty sure I’ll drive my car to a lake and put a brick on the gas pedal

[allfor-thegames]

i love the idea of aaron going to med school and telling no one he played collegiate exy.

he introduces himself as aaron from palmetto state and exactly one time someone says "wild about all the drama with the exy team a few years back, that must've been crazy on campus" and aaron's just like "yea."

his fun fact is that he has a twin brother.

aaron has one tshirt for the team andrew is on (curtesy of katelyn) and people comment that they didn't know he was an exy fan the first time he wears it (it was the only clean shirt left) and he says "i'm not, really. i haven't followed it since undergrad."

neil sends katelyn and aaron tickets for his first pro away game in their city and people are like "and why is neil josten sending you these very nice tickets?" and aaron just says "katelyn cheered for psu."

[loveelizabeths]

- 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚊𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚑 𝚜.

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[justmuscle4u]

Josh Andrew 🇦🇺

[llanta-flema]

[lifemod17]

I hate him why is he like this (nobody also ask me the color of anything)

To Be Alone the song that you are, please never leave the setlist!!!

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ZOA City || 06/27/2024

[hoziercriespower]

Hozier for SNL

❝ Martin Short hosts the Christmas episode THIS SATURDAY with musical guest Hozier! 🎄 ❞

[crazy-fangirl2524]

Apparently traumatised kids often fail to grow to normal height because all the energy goes to surviving and well no fucking wonder twinyards and Neil are so short

[yourgalgremlin]

Wymack overhearing Kevin bitching about his messy not-throuple w/ Andrew & Neil like

Wymack: My son is a brunette himbo chasing after a crazy blonde & a mysterious redhead. Damnit, Kevin, how more basic can a bitch be??

[faux-ecrivain]

Yan babysitter

(Fourth official post)

(This one is a bit shorter than my other posts)

“Don’t worry I’ll take good care of them!” He placates your parents as they leave, waving them off and slamming the door shut when your parents have gone far enough.

He turns to you, with a rather fierce glare and shoos you off to your room. 

Yan babysitter that wants nothing to do with you, that only took the job because he needs the money. 

Yan babysitter who thinks you’re too old for a babysitter, but he doesn’t care, your parents are rich and that’s all he needs to know.

Yan babysitter who did not anticipate you to be such an irresponsible nuisance. (What’s with the weird cultists that keep knocking on the door and where’s that strange whispering coming from??)

Yan babysitter who quickly discovers that maybe this job was more than he bargained for, maybe he shouldn’t have been so dismissive of his job.

Yan babysitter who, somehow, ended up trapped in another dimension and is trying to escape. (Turns out cultists don’t take too kindly to the door being slammed in their face)

Yan babysitter who is sure he’s going to die here in this strange dimension.

Yan Babysitter who regrets ever taking this job and swears that if he ever gets out he’s never coming to this house again.

Yan babysitter who faces the horrors of this other dimension, each monster warping his mind and easing him into insanity.

Yan babysitter who’s so close to escaping, but then he gets trapped by some weird otherworldly creature.

Yan babysitter whose life flashes before his eyes as the creature nears.

He closes his eyes and can only hope that this won’t be dragged out, he can feel the creature approach, and he can do nothing but curl up into a ball and beg for mercy.

However, death doesn’t come, no, just when the creature unhinged its jaw and prepares to (quite literally) devour Yan babysitter, he’s saved.

Yan babysitter who’s stunned whenever you rescue him and when he tries to express his gratitude you dismiss his gratitude. (This happened a lot, you tell him, you even suggest that it was your parents intention to sacrifice him.)

Yan babysitter, who from then on, is absolutely obsessed with you (he treats you like a deity, swearing that he’ll serve you forever.)

You brush him off, as you are used to saving irresponsible babysitters from the jaws of doom, then your try to ignore his constant rambling about you being a deity. (Because you aren’t, you’re just a normal person with magic powers) Yet, no matter how much you ignore him his ramblings don’t (Maybe you should’ve left him in that other dimension)

He takes your indifference as a sign of shyness, his mind warped by the brief time he spent in that other dimension. (Seriously, he’s going to need major therapy when he leaves this house) He decides to dedicate his life to protecting you or at the very least repay you for saving his life.

Which then leads to him following you around, intervening in everything you do and then isolating you from those he deems a threat. (Mostly your friends)

Somehow, in less than two weeks, he has threatened half of your neighborhood and caused almost all your friends to go missing. 

At this point, it occurs to you that maybe Yan babysitter is a danger to your lifestyle and you should probably get rid of him. Which marks the beginning of your attempts to erase him from existence, however this doesn’t sway him, and he somehow believes that the person targeting him is actually aiming for you.

So, now, you’ve got an overprotective babysitter watching your every move and probably hiding in your walls. (Maybe you should have let him rot in the other dimension, less trouble and you wouldn’t have had to explain to your parents why the demon in your basement is still hungry)

Yan babysitter who promises to always protect you and to be by your side forever. (He’s such a nuisance)

(Sorry for the short post, I was somewhat distracted by the tv when I was writing this.)

(Regardless, enjoy this post and feel free to comment)

[cattoncondy]

weeee height chart

[starkingdraws]

Them ❤️

[loveelizabeths]

love elizabeth s.

[deeppenguinstudent]

"You're in love with him, aren't you?"

Jean's eyes widened, and he stared vehemently at Andrew, who stared back equally with an apathetic look. It was midnight, and Jean was itching to go to the court to clear his head. Abby was skeptical, but her worries were eased when Wymack dialled a begrudging Andrew to pick Jean up along the way to court.

The car ride was silent. All Jean could hear was the cacophonious music on the radio that integrated with Jean's obdurate heart that sped up as Kevin fell on top of him after Andrew passed through a particularly steep curve.

Now, Jean was seated beside Andrew as the other man lounged across the couch and unabashedly watched Neil with a glint of voraciousness. He couldn't help himself share that notion when Kevin switched his racket to his left hand and demolished the Raven drills with pure, perfected ease.

"I'm not." The blatant lie left his lips so easily that it made Jean grimace.

Andrew gave Jean a once-over decidedly unimpressed at Jean's salient bluff. He thought that that concluded whatever minute conversation they were having; he was proven wrong, however, when Andrew tilted his head towards Jean in bemusement.

"How much longer are you going to lie, Valjean?" Andrew drawled out that ridiculous moniker, "Kevin's an idiot but if you keep looking at him like you want him to devour you whole-"

Jean let out an indignant shriek; a kaleidoscope of fragmented images poisoned his thoughts. Andrew's tone radiated glee, yet his face remained forever stand-offish.

He heard knocking on the other side of the plexiglass, and those doltish green eyes narrowed in a questioning expression. He felt his ears getting warmer as Andrew waved off Kevin for him to resume his practice. Kevin let out a curt nod before his eyes slid over to Jean as he retreated to the neatly arranged cones.

Jean saw Neil and Andrew exchange indecipherable looks before Neil glanced at Kevin and back at Jean before his eyes widened in realisation. To Jean's dismay, Neil let out a stupidly large grin before hobbling off to catch up with Kevin.

Great, he was so fucked.

[justmuscle4u]

Josh Andrew 🇦🇺