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ghost claudia season 3 PLEASE

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Old people are literally addicted to telling you their life story. This is what interview with the vampire is about

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theyre adding a new piece to the chess board its called the prince and basically he fags it up out there

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i'm not arguing with the 6''1, green eyed, starting striker of the palmetto state foxes. whatever you say gorgeous.

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Kevin, leaning over Seth’s coffin: how could you do this to us, we’re so short staffed.

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Updated pleaseeeeeeeeee comment

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"I am Jean Moreau. I have always gotten exactly what I deserve".

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If I think about Kevin Day for too long I start wanting to eat myself alive. Just btw.

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fake idgafer. i saw tht haunted look in ur eyes

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He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/61048888/chapters/158738053#workskin

Hi I updated my fic :)

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Don't FUCKING argue with me. "Neil Josten let his cigarette burn to the filter without taking a drag. He didn't want the nicotine; he wanted the acrid smoke that reminded him of his mother." Is a fucking dynamite intro!! Is it edgy as fuck? Yeah. So? Is it hella melodramatic? Probably. So? Is it bad writing? Motherfucking NO! It's damn near expert level execution of several writing principles!

Who is the story about? First two words, next question.

Catch the reader's attention as soon as possible? "Why the fuck is he wasting a cigarette?" Intrigue successfully demanded, next question.

Raise questions that will keep the reader hanging long enough to have answered? "Why the fuck does acrid smoke trigger his mommy issues?" + "Wait it's because he burned her corpse??" Many many more questions raised + blind sided reader via preconceived expectations being subverted, next question.

Character establishing moment? What other characters use for physical and emotional regulation, he uses to fucking reminisce and wallow in his feelings, next question.

Set the tone for the rest of the story? Edgy, melodramatic, and emotionally gut wrenching, NEXT. FUCKING. QUESTION!

The Muses asked Nora to roll for Hook and she rolled a nat 20 five times in a row in 30 words or less. Hook, Line, and motherfucking Sinker bitches

Some of y'all need to stop ragging on AFTG's writing and start using it as a fucking case study cus this shit has the addiction capacity of heroine and god help the goddamn saltine cracker throwing stones

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*me tapping a bat against my palm* Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy. it’s almost time to break you open isn’t it

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Anyone else feel incredibly nervous about The Golden Raven being released on Kevin’s birthday

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IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA (2005 - ) but it’s just the memes