#And this is coming from a fucking WEEB

[fandomwe1rd0]

Y'know, given how well (in my opinion) the show portrays Rick and Morty's codependency, it's honestly sad how the anime romanticizes Morty's codependency on Elle. Morty was seriously considering letting a universe DIE since he wanted to still be happy with Elle, and literally abandoned HIS WHOLE FAMILY so he could be with Elle in a VR game, and was sad when he was pulled away from Elle in a VR game, because Elle is perfect ig, even though if they didn't pull him out, he would've been stuck there, FOREVER! Like yeah, Morty was obsessed with Jessica at times in the show, but at least he gets CALLED OUT FOR IT or it's just a fucking JOKE. Meanwhile, with the anime, they show Morty's codependency on Elle as #RELATIONSHIP GOALS! Jesus Christ this anime is so FUCKING dumb! I don't even know if they MEANT to make Morty codependent on Elle. Hell, I don't THINK they meant to, since Elle is a fucking Mary Sue and can't be involved in anything negative. But that makes it even worse, showing how they SERIOUSLY dropped the ball. That's one of the many, MANY balls they dropped.

[a-s-levynn]

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[hua-fei-hua]

was working the clicker counter for our halloween trick or treat event last night, and the amount of harry potter costumes was like. frankly baffling, and the only reason i didn't go home depressed abt it was seeing all the young weebs coming through in their cosplays, sometimes with their parents also in cosplay... i love you second generation weebs...

[menlove]

my favorite thing on this website is when someone makes a post making fun of fandom and just generally being Obnoxious and then u look at their icon/url/blog and it's full of anime

like babe the call.... it's coming from inside the house

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

[intoxicatinginsanity]

Well it’s official I am now a fucking Doflamingo simp 😩😬. Y’all should have never allowed me to get into One Piece, I swear to god(I apologize in advance for the inevitable simp posting). A clearly bi-coded villian with a tragic backstory; sign me the fuck up. Time to add another poor precious meow-meow to the fucking books 😂.

[golvio]

Okay, but, also, @ganymedesclock said that Ganondorf’s new sword looks kind of like the same size/shape as the swords that Sooga used, as well as the general size and weight of the Windblade cleavers even if it’s not the exact same design. So that begs the question: are the Yiga Blademasters emulating Ganondorf, or is Ganondorf himself emulating a more ancient Sheikah swordfighting style that predates the Yiga Clan?

[dorothywonderland]

Loving all the tags and comments under this comic being just everybody outting themselves as old hamilton trash

Is it considered plagiarism if you're copying your own comic?

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[stainlesssteellocust]

It is to my stunned amazement that to this day I can still remember like, maybe 30-40% of the English lyrics to this song

Let it be a lesson that your formative media never really leaves you

[sir-adamus]

RWBY started as an amateur project made by a team who had never done anything like it before (Monty's previous animations had been fight scenes for the sake of fight scenes with nothing resembling a plot, and using characters from pre-existing properties. RT's previous output had primarily been comedy machinima, so primarily focus was on the comedic character writing because character and location design were all provided by the medium they were already working within), and only grew in quality and scope as time went on

detractors have always been entitled whiners who never treated it fairly, whether it be over the initial awkward animation (which was because it had a very limited budget, and, again, amateur production), voice acting (amateur production), that there was voice acting at all and it wasn't just non-stop contextless fight scenes (which would've gotten unbelievably dull both to watch and to make - and these people clearly ignored the small narrative and character moments that Monty had included in his previous work), that it wasn't full of adult humour and a comedy show like every other RT property (god forbid creatives branch out) and that it was intruding on anime space by evoking an anime artstyle but not being 'good' (elitist "thing: japan" weebs who think they're the arbitrators of what is and isn't anime and treat their subjective opinions as fact) - who all congealed together into a homogenous mass of obnoxious complaining after Monty died because they could use his absence as a cudgel to attack the show and the team over any aspect of it they didn't like (while pretending like they weren't the ones pissing and moaning like the show was holding them hostage through the first two volumes)

RWBY has always been the punching bag because people abjectly refuse to meet it where it's coming from (an amateur production) and get shirty when it doesn't meet their expectations of what it was going to be (when those expectations weren't the show's fault and weren't ever promised) and they've spent a fucking decade responding to the mere mention of it with bizarrely intense vitriol even when being apparently reasonable on all other topics

[empress-lillith]

Fuck I reached 30 tags I guess that got us rambling

For full context I guess read those first cuz I'm not putting all that here again

We got started on mythology and bitch were not close to being done

What I was about to put in another tag was:

I'm interested but I'm not gonna read scientific papers on mythology sorry Africa and Oceania...

European is just the easiest to come by and most relatable mythology. Being. A filthy European.

Although I'd love to hear more shit about mythologies that are more exotic to us

And no. I don't mean japanese. That's barely exotic at this point.

No I'm not reading journey to the west again either.

I could go on for so long honestly I fucking love mythology with a passion I wish I had more energy and patience to get deeper into it

But yeah no I'm not sitting down reading research papers or ancient texts that aged horribly for hundreds of hours

At least not with these mental illnesses I'm not

i made a character uquiz. i 100% promise you that you will get a character you know AND like

[yuurivoice]

Kuroshitsuji / Black Butler returning is wild to me. It's from an era of my life that is so foreign to who I am today that it evokes something akin to nostalgia but feels closer to grief. Memories of writing and experiencing fandom and having such a silly little time in a world so different from what we experience now.

Sebastian is so beautiful, still.

The shipping will be grotesque, still. But watching this era of the internet drop their think pieces at a fandom that is simply built so fucking different is going to be hilarious. The unhinged young adults from way back are now essentially fandom elders who will laugh from afar as the puritanical weebs gnaw each other limb from limb. If any of my peers wade into the fire, good luck. That's not for me.

I was able to wade through the muck of the fandom because I loved the presentation of the Victorian Era and the supernatural mystery of it all. I fell off at some point, don't even know what arc or what was happening. I've forgotten more than I can even recall about the whole thing.

It's hard to put into words.

I don't know whether I'll check out the new anime or not, but I'll certainly admire it from afar and think about how far I've come since it held such a warm place in my heart.

Damn.

[bunkoos-mole-enthusiast]

Weekly Jungkook Fanfic Recs

Some fine JK fics for your reading pleasure. 🔞 Please show your appreciation to all the wonderful authors:)

He Lied: Japanese period au. https://aiimaginesbts.tumblr.com/post/177604651652/he-lied-m

Forced: When circumstances force Park Jihye into a loveless marriage of convenience with the younger brother of the person she has loved with her whole heart, she assumes that the two months will just be a dull chapter of her life. https://www.wattpad.com/story/188623005-forced-jjk-%E2%9C%93

If You Insist: In the months since you and Jungkook finally confessed to each other, you lived for the nights he was off work and you didn’t have class. Yes, you had skipped class on a few occasions, but it was well worth it in your opinion. You didn’t think you could ever tire of his presence; it was a special gift that you treasured dearly. https://ayyosuga.tumblr.com/post/172641291196/the-pleasure-collection-if-you-insist-drabble

The Legend (Of Juanpito): Pornstar JK. https://www.wattpad.com/story/304247760-the-legend-of-juanpito

Good Boys Go To Heaven, But Bad Boys Bring Heaven To You: You and Jungkook have been dating for months. You were able to see each other only 1 or 2 times per month or so. So you two had sex for the first time pretty early in your relationship. Actually, whenever you were going to meet up you did it. https://www.tumblr.com/call-me-bha/172602588165/good-boys-go-to-heaven-but-bad-boys-bring-heaven

Chasing Butterflies: For two years you’ve spent the entire time pining from afar, mostly because you always seem to make a fool of yourself when he’s around, but also because Jungkook is part of that exclusive crowd, the ones that you never can seem to penetrate: The Weebs. That is, until your friends get sick of your hopeless pining and decide to do something about it. https://ddaenggtan.tumblr.com/post/185297342135/chasing-butterflies-jjk

Curiosity: When innocent Jungkook came to you with a not-so-innocent question... You decide it's easier to just demonstrate. https://hobidreams.tumblr.com/post/183851328946/curiosity-jjk-m

Seven Ways To Sunday: Got you skipping work & meetings. https://www.tumblr.com/jeonjcngkook/724397258026647552/%F0%9D%90%92%F0%9D%90%84%F0%9D%90%95%F0%9D%90%84%F0%9D%90%8D-%F0%9D%90%96%F0%9D%90%80%F0%9D%90%98%F0%9D%90%92-%F0%9D%90%93%F0%9D%90%8E-%F0%9D%90%92%F0%9D%90%94%F0%9D%90%8D%F0%9D%90%83%F0%9D%90%80%F0%9D%90%98-a-7-part-jjk-drabble

Thin Walls: He fucks around... She doesn't. She believes in love... He avoids it. Hearing each others' moans and mewls through the thin walls draw them closer. https://www.wattpad.com/story/280199691-thin-walls-completed

Desperate Housewife: Bored with your husband gone all the time, you decide to take up a new hobby…Jungkook can only seem to focus on one thing when it comes to your new pastime. https://kimnjss.tumblr.com/post/614990764610568192/desperate-housewife-jjk

[halfricanloveyou]

damn it’s so crazy how you got so deeply offended based on one single image of a character from a show you’ve never seen. love how you got needlessly aggressive over an animated series you’ve never seen with a character you just found out existed today.

haha it’s definitely normal and hilarious to suicide bait people over a poll someone made for fun. it’s also really cool and edgy if you to do it without any form of trigger warning or tone indicator.

anyways i’ll keep an eye out for that live stream! hope you die from exploding your own ass

[bullet-prooflove]

Rough: Frank Castle x Reader (NSFW)

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It’s late when you turn up at Frank’s door. You don’t expect him to be home, he never is at this time. He’s usually out on patrol or on the hunt. You can tell he’s been sleeping when he opens the door. His dark hair is ruffled, his eyes a little blurry. He’s wearing a black vest that clings to his frame over grey sweatpants.

“Angel…” He murmurs as he opens the door to let you inside.

You have him up against the wall before he even closes it, your mouth is on his as his back impacts against the plaster. You’re a strong little thing, he forgets about that sometimes. He thinks it’s because it’s been a while since the two of you actually tussled.

He remembers the last time, the scrape of gravel across his face as your knee dug into his back. He’d been both pissed off and proud because the two of you had been sparring since the night Lou Beretti sent those thugs after you and you’d come a long way since then. Not a single person had got the drop on him throughout his tenure as The Punisher but then his scrappy little cop from Queens had pulled the rug out from underneath his feet and dumped him in the drunk tank for the night because he was ‘interfering’ with her investigation.

Now he stays out of your shit, and you stay out of his.

When you bite his lower lip, he moans into your mouth, his hips surging forward so that you can feel his hard cock straining against the fabric of his sweatpants. He switches positions, pinning you against the wall with his muscular form. His forehead comes to rest against yours, his breathing ragged as your hand encloses on his wrist guiding his large hand up so that his palm covers your throat.

“Do your worst.” You say, pressing down on his fingers, forcing them to dig into the soft underside of your throat. “Treat me like I’m your whore.”

He looks into your eyes, and he sees the intensity in your gaze. You get like this sometimes, when things have gotten dark, and you need to feel something. He’s been there, he knows what it’s like to feel hollowed out, numb. You need him to take care of you tonight, to fuck all of the thoughts right out of your head.

“Safe word?” He questions, his thumb tracing over the shape of your lips.

“Daisy.” You murmur and he smiles.

It’s the first flower he ever gave you.

His kisses are bruising, forceful. His tongue thrusting into your mouth as he tears the clothes away from your body. He pins you down on the bed, the heat from his naked flesh rolling over yours as he forces your legs apart with his thigh. Your wetness smears against the hard muscle and your back arches as you try to generate a little more friction against your clit.

“Can’t help yourself can you?” He mutters into your ear as he grips your jaw and tilt your head away from him baring your throat. “Need my cock that badly huh?”

You don’t respond and he doesn’t expect you to. When he’s with you he can’t help but run his mouth but that’s not what you need tonight. It’s not about the words, it’s about the physicality, the sensation. He isn’t gentle when he enters you, he does it with one firm stroke, filling you entirely and the noise you make, fuck he nearly comes right there and then.

It gets rough after that.

Your nails rake up his back, the sting of it intermingling with the ecstasy as he fucks you like you’re nothing to him, just a vessel for his own pleasure.

“Harder.” There’s a bite to your voice, a savageness. “Make me feel it.”

He raises to the challenge, his muscular arm wrapping around your waist, gripping you in place as he uses you like his personal fucktoy.

It’s brutal, violent. The slapping of skin resounds through the air, the sound mixing with your hitched breathing as he thrusts inside of you hard and deep.

“Feel that?” He mutters against your skin, his lips brushing over the teeth marks he’s left on your shoulder. “That’s what you do to me, drive me so fucking crazy I can’t control myself.”

You’re close, so close he can fucking taste it. It’s in the way that pretty cunt of yours clenches around his dick, the scrape of your teeth as you bite down on his shoulder hard enough to break the skin. You drag him over the edge with you, his release spilling into you as he grasps your hips, holding them flush against his own. He doesn’t stop, he fucks it deeper, marking his territory because you’re his, you’ll always be his and in that moment the animal in him needs you to know it.

“That’s it my angel, take it.” He murmurs, his palm coming to rest on the back of your neck as he holds you against him. “Take it all.”

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Like My Work? - Why Not Buy Me A Coffee

[yanderenightmare]

nerd-kun tomura crushin on the pretty clerk at the comic shop🥺 she's always so sweet BUT THEN HE FINDS OUT ABOUT THE BOYFRIEND

Shigaraki Tomura x darling

TW: f!reader, creepy behavior, stalking-ish, obsession, incel-vibes

fem reader

It spurs from something so small. Something you forget by the next customer in line, whom you treat just the same, bagging their comics and figurines with a trained smile. But for Tomura, it’s special. How you dub his fifteen percent membership discount as a “pretty-boy discount,” or when you give him an extra stamp on his loyalty card and flash him a cheeky wink as though to say “just between us,” or when you smile so brightly, looking him right in his eyes when you tell him to “please come again soon, Tomu-kun~”

He can’t believe you even remember his name. A pretty girl like you.

It’s all a delusion. Deep down, he knows you just read it off the registry after scanning his membership card. But it feels too good to imagine you know who he is, to imagine you actually hope to see him come back soon.

His favorite thing to do is ask you to recommend him something new. To see you nod all eagerly, gushing while skipping about the aisles, helping him search.

“You must have a lot of time on your hands to be done with those volumes you bought last week, Tomu-kun.” You joke, scanning the shelves with him trailing after – hood pulled over the mess of his hair with hands shoved down the front pocket – now looking up from the shadow it cast – eyes wide.

You know my name… 

You snort, giggling. “Of course I know your name, silly.” 

His stupor shrivels into a blush, realizing he’d spoken out loud. But you don’t seem concerned by it – nor do you even notice as you stretch up on your tippy-toes to reach for a book. 

“I’d be a real airhead to forget it – you’re in here practically every day.” You flash him that trained smile – all pearly white with a breath of laughter – offering the book you’d just picked out for him to reach. “You’re becoming my best friend – I see you more than I see my boyfriend!”

Tomura doesn’t reply. Nor does he accept your hand-out.

He’s too caught up in your words. A wrinkle scrunching up between his brows – eyes slim while staring at you – feeling his temple pulse. 

That’s not very service-inclined of you to say. Customers don’t want to know you have a boyfriend. That ruins the fantasy. You’re supposed to be the friendly flirt – the girl that’s really too pretty to be a weeb but doesn’t know it herself – the one he can go home and fist his cock to while imagining he has a chance even though you’re way out of his league.

His crush on you was harmless.

But you just had to go and ruin it, didn’t you? Had to shatter the dream – dropping the boyfriend bomb, calling him your friend. Jeez, could you be any more obvious? That’s how you nice sweet polite girls like to say you’re not interested, right? 

You love the attention, but you snuff it out the moment it becomes too tedious, don’t you? 

Fucking bitch.

You regret it, right? When you get off work and wind up in the boot of his car with your pretty face taped shut.

He’s going to teach you a thing or two about true customer service.