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*you are 2 feet tall for 12 hours*
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Fuck I reached 30 tags I guess that got us rambling
For full context I guess read those first cuz I'm not putting all that here again
We got started on mythology and bitch were not close to being done
What I was about to put in another tag was:
I'm interested but I'm not gonna read scientific papers on mythology sorry Africa and Oceania...
European is just the easiest to come by and most relatable mythology. Being. A filthy European.
Although I'd love to hear more shit about mythologies that are more exotic to us
And no. I don't mean japanese. That's barely exotic at this point.
No I'm not reading journey to the west again either.
I could go on for so long honestly I fucking love mythology with a passion I wish I had more energy and patience to get deeper into it
But yeah no I'm not sitting down reading research papers or ancient texts that aged horribly for hundreds of hours
At least not with these mental illnesses I'm not
i made a character uquiz. i 100% promise you that you will get a character you know AND like
#THERES SO MANY COOL RESULTS AND YOU GIMME NICK CAGE#MOTHERFUCK-#i hate this#theres literally morgan le fay in there#AND MEDEA#listen who the fuck even knows who medea is#i do#thats the fuck who#and i did not get her#BUT NICOLAS CAGE#OKAY BITCH#I HAVE NEVER PLANNED A PERFECT MURDER BEFORE BUT OH IT IS ON NOW#PREPARE TO FACE THE WRATH OF A WOMAN THAT LOVES EVIL MYTHICAL (and historical) WOMEN#i will drain your blood into a tub and take a nice bath in it#i will string you up on the high gates of babylon#i will throw you into the depths of irkalla and judge you to eternal death#you will long for the pain of tartarus#nothing heracles has endured will hold a candle to your suffering#(ah shit referenced greek mythology twice already? fuck im getting out of practice...)#i will show you why we fancy the name of Nemesis#...okay listen greek and mesopotamian mythology are just the most interesting ones.#greek is the most popular so just easy to come by greek mythology content#and mesopotamian is just the oldest mythology that we have decemt records of as far as im aware#i like other stuff too but its harder to find stuff about it#and tbh chinese and japanese would be the next easiest but i just cant connect with them as well#(despite being a fucking weeb)#celtic is hard to get started on and so is nordic and slavic#then native american inca aztec etc are hard to relate for us again. somehow just doesnt click#indian is kinda neat. should get more into that#a lot of stuff from africa oceania etc is neat but near impossible to come by without actively looking
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I'M SORRY
WHAT THE FUCK?
TOM FELTON IN FLASH ??????????????????????
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why tf did i start making a project when i cant actually get to any places im wanting to use to film like bro im license less???
#oh i know one of the filming locations will be this park that several miles away and i have to take a HIGHWAY TO FUCKING GET TO IT#if it were closer id walk or bike or something#motherfuck-
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Cute Marvel Snap animation
#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#marvel snap#marvel#poolverine#that's their ship name right??? idk#heart eyes motherfucker#i feel like the image quality got fucked upon uploading but oh well#deadpoolian
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Odysseus after ten years of suffering, picking up Poseidon’s trident: Traumatize them back :)
Poseidon: Hey… Buddy… can we talk about this?
Odysseus: No :)
#the elf talks#epic spoilers#epic the musical#epic the vengeance saga#metal as fuck and understandable tbh#Ody really said you’re trapped in this storm with me motherfucker
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#pronouns motherfucker do you have them#oy vey the melodrama#conservatives want to be crushed under a giant boot don't they
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(Nov. 29)
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The nightmares.
#dawg i have... so many ford posts that i need to get through/hj#love when my brain focuses on one motherfucker its so fun#gravity falls#stanford pines#bill cipher#kinda
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lavellan: “so the fade huh. thats cool”
solas: “are you attempting to…….,,.know me”
lavellan: “yeah kinda is there something wrong with that”
solas: “…”
solas: “i see you are a mage”
lavellan: “uh huh”
solas: “have you ever been dominated in the bedroom”
#no this is real dialogue that happened#what 2000 years of no pussy does to a motherfucker#dragon age#solas#solavellan
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I love how Tamsyn Muir was like, in this world everybody’s totally cool about gender and sexuality, but there’s a new invented binary that’s culturally and religiously defining and dictates who people are allowed to love and/or fuck and the roles they play in society.
They’ve written volumes and volumes of religious texts about how to conform to these sacred binary roles and filthy porn about people fulfilling or breaking the stereotypes of these roles. The role a person fulfills is determined before they’re born and dictates every aspect of their life. Once in a while someone who’s supposed to be on one side of the socioreligious binary is born more suited to the other side and has to hide it all their life (Coronabeth). Sometimes people fall in love in a way the socioreligious binary declares blasphemous and they decide to love each other openly anyway, and it shocks and scandalizes people no matter how wholesome and lovely and mundane their relationship is (Abigail and Magnus).
And these sacred binary roles are not equal, oh no, as much as the religious doctrine crows the importance of both roles, one is supposed to sacrifice endlessly and unquestioningly for the other, body, mind, and soul. And these binary roles have existed for ten thousand years and were created by God and underlie the whole structure of the universe! But here’s the secret: there was a time before this sacred binary existed, and God is just Some Guy who made this shit up.
#the locked tomb#gideon the ninth#harrow the ninth#nona the ninth#slapping roof of book series#this motherfucker can fit so much gender in there
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hi tumblr i know this isn't my regularly scheduled fandom content but it IS bones and i know for sure there are some bone appreciators amongst the crowd so i thought it could be fun to share anyways
#my art#what do i even tag regular art as askfjsdf#bones#?#(we do bones motherfucker)#not tlt#anyways this is like my youtube banner and stuff atm
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in a fight right
#childe#wriothesley#genshin impact#genshin fanart#genshin impact fanart#shitpost#genshin#my art#why does this motherfucking ginger get everything#when is it my turn#WHEN IS IT MY TURN!!!!!#MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!
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I think the best advice I ever got to stop myself from getting in my head over issues i was having with a partner/friend was “Are you deciding on ultimatums in your relationship without the other persons knowledge or consent? Are you having conversations in your head where the other party is a projection you supply the responses for? If so; you have done this person a huge disservice in not allowing them to answer on their own terms. You have done so much architecture around this problem in your mind that is impenetrable for anyone who was not there when it was being built.”
That shit really changed my life and honestly? I think made me a nicer person to be around.
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