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Fuck I reached 30 tags I guess that got us rambling
For full context I guess read those first cuz I'm not putting all that here again
We got started on mythology and bitch were not close to being done
What I was about to put in another tag was:
I'm interested but I'm not gonna read scientific papers on mythology sorry Africa and Oceania...
European is just the easiest to come by and most relatable mythology. Being. A filthy European.
Although I'd love to hear more shit about mythologies that are more exotic to us
And no. I don't mean japanese. That's barely exotic at this point.
No I'm not reading journey to the west again either.
I could go on for so long honestly I fucking love mythology with a passion I wish I had more energy and patience to get deeper into it
But yeah no I'm not sitting down reading research papers or ancient texts that aged horribly for hundreds of hours
At least not with these mental illnesses I'm not
i made a character uquiz. i 100% promise you that you will get a character you know AND like
#THERES SO MANY COOL RESULTS AND YOU GIMME NICK CAGE#MOTHERFUCK-#i hate this#theres literally morgan le fay in there#AND MEDEA#listen who the fuck even knows who medea is#i do#thats the fuck who#and i did not get her#BUT NICOLAS CAGE#OKAY BITCH#I HAVE NEVER PLANNED A PERFECT MURDER BEFORE BUT OH IT IS ON NOW#PREPARE TO FACE THE WRATH OF A WOMAN THAT LOVES EVIL MYTHICAL (and historical) WOMEN#i will drain your blood into a tub and take a nice bath in it#i will string you up on the high gates of babylon#i will throw you into the depths of irkalla and judge you to eternal death#you will long for the pain of tartarus#nothing heracles has endured will hold a candle to your suffering#(ah shit referenced greek mythology twice already? fuck im getting out of practice...)#i will show you why we fancy the name of Nemesis#...okay listen greek and mesopotamian mythology are just the most interesting ones.#greek is the most popular so just easy to come by greek mythology content#and mesopotamian is just the oldest mythology that we have decemt records of as far as im aware#i like other stuff too but its harder to find stuff about it#and tbh chinese and japanese would be the next easiest but i just cant connect with them as well#(despite being a fucking weeb)#celtic is hard to get started on and so is nordic and slavic#then native american inca aztec etc are hard to relate for us again. somehow just doesnt click#indian is kinda neat. should get more into that#a lot of stuff from africa oceania etc is neat but near impossible to come by without actively looking
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I'M SORRY
WHAT THE FUCK?
TOM FELTON IN FLASH ??????????????????????
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Odysseus after ten years of suffering, picking up Poseidon’s trident: Traumatize them back :)
Poseidon: Hey… Buddy… can we talk about this?
Odysseus: No :)
#the elf talks#epic spoilers#epic the musical#epic the vengeance saga#metal as fuck and understandable tbh#Ody really said you’re trapped in this storm with me motherfucker
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why tf did i start making a project when i cant actually get to any places im wanting to use to film like bro im license less???
#oh i know one of the filming locations will be this park that several miles away and i have to take a HIGHWAY TO FUCKING GET TO IT#if it were closer id walk or bike or something#motherfuck-
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Cute Marvel Snap animation
#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#marvel snap#marvel#poolverine#that's their ship name right??? idk#heart eyes motherfucker#i feel like the image quality got fucked upon uploading but oh well#deadpoolian
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#pronouns motherfucker do you have them#oy vey the melodrama#conservatives want to be crushed under a giant boot don't they
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Ithaca saga my beloved
#ithaca saga#epic the musical#epic the ithaca saga#odysseus#penelope of ithaca#penelope#odysseus of ithaca#LOOK AT THESE DESPERATE MOTHERFUCKERS#CLINGING TO EACHOTHER AT LAST BECAUSE THE ONE THEY FINALLY WAITED FOR IS BACK AT LAST
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I'm proud of you for making it through today to this point.
There are 1461 days left until someone else is in office. There are 208 weeks until someone else is in office.
We will take them one at a time, together. Team cockroach.
#do not go gentle into that good night#be a bit of a bitch about it#all the nice queers are gone it's just us cockroach motherfuckers left#encouragement
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lavellan: “so the fade huh. thats cool”
solas: “are you attempting to…….,,.know me”
lavellan: “yeah kinda is there something wrong with that”
solas: “…”
solas: “i see you are a mage”
lavellan: “uh huh”
solas: “have you ever been dominated in the bedroom”
#no this is real dialogue that happened#what 2000 years of no pussy does to a motherfucker#dragon age#solas#solavellan
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i love how we were scared theyd go full hetero for wicked but the movie turned out to be gayer than the play, and then the deleted scenes come out and it turns out it couldve been gayer somehow.
#gelphie#wicked#like what the hell was that#everyone cheered how gay yhe movie was and then bam#surprise motherfuckers they were gayer than u thought#and the adlibs were from the captain herself professor yuriana grande phd
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hi tumblr i know this isn't my regularly scheduled fandom content but it IS bones and i know for sure there are some bone appreciators amongst the crowd so i thought it could be fun to share anyways
#my art#what do i even tag regular art as askfjsdf#bones#?#(we do bones motherfucker)#not tlt#anyways this is like my youtube banner and stuff atm
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