#And then Prowl was just done

[quibble-auk]

I’ve reinstalled the program and now it’s compatible???? Why was it uninstalled for the first place??????? I should just invest in a better program or smth, idk.

I had half an animatic made for the song “Daddy cop” from the Rookie show for Jazz and Prowl made and it’s just gone… that was the origins of cat ear Jazz tho. I thought it was funny.

Said animatic was lost to the weird uninstalling thing and this is what I had saved. Enjoy

I took this very seriously

@thebrokenmechanicalpencil hope you don’t mind me tagging you in this. But Comet helped avenge these goobers. I’m forever in his debt.

I’ll take him to the zoo again lol

[raileurta]

Bumblebee is definitely the crazy cat equivalent of a Cybertronian when it comes to humans. He has had like six different humans already? So imagine them all existing at the same time.

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Optimus: Bee don't do it.

Bumblebee slowly reaching for Raf: (⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠)

Optimus: Put him back you already have five humans already.

*Bumblebee grabs Raf and speeds off with him*

Optimus: Sigh.

Ratchet: We need to have an intervention that boy is addicted.

Optimus: No-

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*Bumblebee cuddling with all his humans*

Prowl: Ugh.

Bumblebee: You wanna go bitch? I won't hesitate to blast your fragging face off.

Prowl: Primus calm down.

Bumblebee: That's what I thought. Jealous fragger....

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Optimus: Primus give me strength.

Arcree: What's he doing now?

Optimus: Apparently buying matching Christmas sweaters for him and his charges.

Arcree: The human holiday? Isn't that five cycles away?

Ratchet: That's what I said!

Ratchet: You know an intervention is still on the table.

Optimus I'm too tired for this bs: Stop.

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If you're wondering how everyone rides in bee: Charlie gets driver seat privileges, Raf has shock gun, Spike is in the truck, Russell is wedged between Alex and Sari in the back, with Sam on the roof.

[vodid]

i have not drawn this man in HOW LONG?

[stati22]

@glitchgh0sty decepticon Prowl and @keferon mimic Jazz sketches from slower work days

I’m in love in both AUs so so much, pls my lieges feed my poor starving soul

[numberonetribble]

When your Sparkling is half Decepticon, they're bound to learn how to lie for personal gain eventually

Bonus:

[transformers-synergize]

Wait, so if modifications like being a seeker don't come naturally, how does getting those modifications increase lifespan? Are there bots that have an affinity for those mods that just happen to have longer lifespans on average? Something about energy usage? Curious.

Oh, it doesn't increase lifespan it decreases lifespan often by more than half.

cybertronians have two main factors that determine their lifespan frame functionality and their spark energy. Cybertronian frames are tough and last longer than any human technology ever could, but that doesn't mean they don't need repairs and Maintenance, especially with how harsh Cybertron's environment is. This is why the average lifespan is so different from the max. With the war and slowly dying planet, their not enough medics or resources for repairs to go around, and many more ways to get grievously injured or die.

As for sparks, sparks have a finite amount of energy. Most sparks will last around 100 thousand years, maybe a little more, maybe a little less. Anything above 125 thousand is some kind of outlier or a non-standard cybertronian. Once a spark has burned out, its essence will return to the Allspark, where it has a chance to re-emerge again into a new frame with no memories of any of their past lives. Returning to the Allspark is kinda like a recharge for sparks.

Lifespan does have a link to energy usage since a spark energy is finite. Bots that have powerful abilities that use spark energy or use weapons add-ons that pull from spark energy often have slightly shorter lifespans because of this. Seekers' lifespans are often shorter because it takes extra energy from the spark for them to function, shortening their overall lifespan along with the modification, making them more prone to frame failure. They are remade for war, not a life after war. Theirs a reason why autobots don't usually fly, well at least not in robot mode.

[cybertron-after-dark]

The cons got the Valentine's art last year so it's the Autobots' turn. Enjoy.

[wortsandall]

man prowls life is in shambles...all the autobots hate him but different than before they are genuinely disgusted with him after the kup reveal (which i forgot he did tbh). devastator isn't his anymore, optimus almost killed him. kidnapped by an obsessive ex, his pseudo son with said obsessive ex wants nothing to do with him, he's wanted and on the run...and he did it to himself

[equusmaniac]

I love the fact that Optimus is a terrific climber. Blink, and he's up a tree, building, or who knows what. What's even more funny, is that most people wouldn't expect it from him. This coupled with his nasty habit of jumping off stuff cracks me up so bad, just like Prowl and flipping tables.

[ikkosu]

AHEM AHEM G/T WITH G1 PROWL YOU SAY??? 👀

YES YES YES RELIC

Ouh I just want to be scooped up in his servos. G1 prowl would be so gentle and playful with his human, digits tickling the underside of their chin when they wanted attention. Tucking them under his chin as he patrols the base, occasionally squeezing their cheeks when they wouldn't listen to his instructions.

You'd scowl but a quirk of his lips upward, he'd smile : " Alright, what'd you say we head back to berth and call it a day?"

Wrapping them in a blanket burrito style and plopping you close to his neck cables. So that while you sleep he could finish off the last of his reports. Bluestreak would eventually come in and find his older brother napping at the desk with the little human curled around his neck cables like a mouse

[windydrawallday]

Lil' quick thank you doodle to the people that keep supporting me here and especially for these two rascals 💚

Not gonna lie: half of the past month was rough with me and made me put on hold a lot of stuff planned since the past year... years, idk anymore orz

I know is temporal but still, feels like time is only going thinner every moment I look back at all I did. I'm glad I have a hope barrel deeper than the sea abyss but, you know?

Is hella nice to be reminded that what I do is cherished and enjoyed!

[crusheswhimsandfancies]

To keep up with me you’ve got to walk like a panther

[woeismywaffle]

I love this interaction sm

[54prowl]

more female villains?

god forbid women commit manslaughter?

you can't even handle Makima's existence what do you mean 'be gay do crime' huh??

[theweirdestroller]

The council has no idea that Sunstreaker is on Earth. He is a completely unknown variable!

Bee, Strongarm, and Sideswipe were all seen in the first episode, but Sunny slipped in later. The only people who see him are all bots who would never tell anyone.

The enforcers show up and immediately have all these crimes that the others committed and then they turn to Sunstreaker. They have no idea who this guy is. No one said anything about another bot being there.

Who is this child? They don't know. They also wouldn't know the Twins are, well, twins. (i will say that there is another character that will be there, but i'm certain that that character has done at least something they could try and use. nothing big but i don't think they'd care)

I am changing Sunny's singular CANON ALIGNED APPERANCE that I fragging forgot about. There's a scene in one of the last few episodes that has so many tiny, itty bitty mentions, and I kinda need to get rid of Sunny's for this to make sense. Giving Sunstreaker my deepest apologies, but in return I'm writing him a fic where he gets to be present for everything, so that hopefully makes up for this.

[ipona]

So like the 00's emo I am, I have been listening to a lot of MCR lately, and tell me The Sharpest Lives isn't a ACOSF era Tamsand song?!?!?!?

Like??????

ITS THEM

/SOBS