#And it’s GAY
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thesteamhunk · 10 months ago
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Hey everyone you should go watch Prof. Tom Foolery Saves the Planet. For me.
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kokichidemon · 2 years ago
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Thank you, DragonVale
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malarkgirlypop · 11 months ago
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WHY IS LORD OF THE RINGS SO GAY! I LOVE IT!
“Don’t you know me, your Sam.”
Um excuse me, I love it.
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kerrusesthisapp · 1 year ago
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who tf let boygenius
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thatskindarough · 1 year ago
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@friskybizfan this one’s for you, babe
Conservative MP Izzy AU plot summary here we go (should I preface this with the fact I love Izzy? I’ll preface this with that just so everyone knows this is not some rabid Izzy hate post, rather it’s a silly AU.)
Lol okay. So This is all actually based off of the U.S system of Elections, ironic considering it’s the member of parliament AU, but I am too lazy and do not care enough to research UK politics (sorry I do not need another corrupt political system in my life.) also from what I’ve heard they’re similar enough so it should still make sense.
Izzy and Ed broke into the political scene as moderates, and are doing relatively well in the house and senate respectively, but one day Ed meets this absolute twat (sexy, hot) blond Democrat (liberal/labour) and suddenly Ed and Stede are the face of the democratic party for the presidency. Out of sheer jealousy, anger, and spite, Izzy decides to run against them as a republican (conservative/Tory). 
This goes very poorly. He has an in with the party through the Badminton’s, but as soon as he starts campaigning no one likes him. He’s not Christian and doesn’t hate poor people enough to win the hard right and he’s generally a bit too bitchy for the average conservative. He can’t even win over the socially conservative people with gay points because he accidentally said ‘no trans no gay rights’ trying to get in favor with those pesky hard right conservatives (Ed can’t tell whether or not he actually believes this but ya know, politics gotta politics and he can’t go back now.)  
He has no base. Also, he’s sad he can no longer have fun gay sex (because obviously the face of the Republican Party can’t be the raging homosexual he is) 
Despite this, he somehow wins the primary’s (democratic candidates actually funded him because no one likes him, so if he won the primary’s it would be unlikely he’d win the actual election thus republicans lose and democrats win.) Now it’s just him against gentlebeard. 
Eventually it becomes clear he’s definitely going to loose. Stede and Ed have pulled so far ahead in polls it probably won’t be close (this is the ideal world where the person with the popular vote actually wins)
He starts getting desperate as he’s run out of money, and he’s about to start some faux conservative news show where he sells supplements that turn the friggen frogs gay and mugs for $99 until eventually he’s pulled out of it by your Character of Choice, platonically or romantically, and he realizes maybe he shouldn’t have become the face of the right just to spite his not-technically ex Ed.
He denounces the party, calls them all useless twats, and pulls out of the race, effectively leaving the conservatives with no leadership. He actually votes for Ed and Stede come election day, even though he’s still salty about it(why couldn’t IZZY be vice president ):<<< ). Ed and Stede get elected co-presidents/prime ministers, everyone lives happily ever after (there are still problems because Ed and Stede aren’t perfect people and power corrupts yadda yadda but shhh shhhhhh), and Izzy finally gets laid.
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Flanagan cannot get his hands off of the hunger/food/eating/kitchen/love/abuse metaphors and I will always lose my mind over it
Never change, sir
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foreknowledge · 1 year ago
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Rou using the same move against Keiichi that he used at the pond has me deceased like Rou assessing the situation and pulling the only hockey move he has ever seen
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raqualswonderfunblog · 5 months ago
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giuliadrawsstuff · 5 months ago
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You are loved.
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Reference here
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itsame-a-mio · 5 months ago
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Happy Pride Month to everyone who gets this joke, laughed at it, or isn’t a homophobic or transphobic etc asshole.
Happy Pride Everyone.
Stay Gay.
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into-the-groove · 3 months ago
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favorite photo of all time not even joking
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ur-daily-inspiration · 6 months ago
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Happy Pride Month
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rincewind87 · 6 months ago
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ivyblooms · 2 months ago
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The funniest homophobia I ever experienced was a Mormon lady at my work telling me she would accept me being gay because we have to get along as coworkers but I really should consider not being gay because gay people have sex like animals (especially gay men) and she just couldn't stop thinking about it and how gross we are. She started really getting distressed, near tears, and saying 'I can't stop thinking about it. I can't stop." over and over and miming some kind of sex acts with her hands and I was like ?????? What is happening???? One of the other Mormon ladies had to come over and pat her on the back and help her sit down to help her calm down and our boss gave her the afternoon off due to being too upset to work.
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some-pers0n · 10 months ago
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I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery
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