#And impacted wisdom teeth

[dragons-hoard-of-fandoms]

This is how it feels to be a Cyn defender.

[thatdeadaquarius]

Topic: Genshin impact.

au: Sagau.

idea: So what if you had the powers of every character you played as in every game you played and then get isekaid into genshin impact with imposter au. I imagine it goes smth like

Zhongli: “I will have order!”

reader, Who played Roblox as someone who lagged the game (explanation: I’m pretty sure ping is also how time works in games. If you can control the flow of ping you can control the flow of time in games.): “ZA WARUDO!”

Heyyy!! Thanks for waiting for the reply/response from my slow ass :0

So they did clarify what they meant/expand so imma just copy paste that here!

“k now I remember. So basically imma write it here since it’s easier: Basically you don’t have to (but you can) transform into the character that has those set of powers but if you do those powers are enhanced.”

Sun: Reader (”you”/they/them)

Orbit: Headcanons-ish, Light Imposter AU (as in, NOT Yandere/Dark), mild crossover elements bc Shapeshifter Shenanigans™️

Stars: bro idek

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: mild cussing, genshin typical mild violence, & Trigger Warnings: none known.

Please comment if I missed any. /gen

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so fair warning,, ive never seen jojo bizarre, but i appreciate i come off well-read/watched? LMAO

so im just gonna kinda,, guess? like just cycle thru diff. random media, and im hoping both me and you reading this will have a fun time (as this is a little challenge, but i like it so ill give it a shot, dont kno if its a good one but- 😅)

so to set the scene, of how u got to this point, ykno of running like ur life (maybe?) depends on u running around different teyvat countries,

u thought it was weird everyone knew a little too much about you?? (ofc theyve heard u during gaming, they know u the same way we all know Markiplier, get it?)

then a bunch of NPCs/Vision users/Archons?? were REALLY invested in talking to you, which freaked u out even more

and by the time you saw Zhongli, yknow, just the oldest god in game, making a fast-walk towards you, ykno the retired god who didnt move an inch when an old water god attacked Liyue for a test, is now hurrying to you???

ur logically get so fucking scared sm shits abt to go down, u just start running

it isnt until ur reaching for a ledge and some webbing shoots out of ur arm (from a glitchy little spot on ur arm, where it could be coming out of ur skin, but sometimes its a blue and red bracelet)

it latched onto the nearest building, and thats how u find out u can grapple ur way, literally Spiderman style, out of the harbor

and bro, idk if it would be fun, or confusing and stressful, or maybe both?? to just find out u can use any video game power from any game youve played before as you go running from countries bc for some freaky reason they know too much abt you/are pursuing you-

dUDE- they had small statues of you in like every little section of their cities

u head to Mondstadt and as Venti comes screaming and flying at you (in excitement, but ur freaked), u go to hold a hand up and suddenly ur holding a heavy stone tablet that unleashes some holographic yellow chains that freeze him in place-?? why is this familiar-

oh my god u have the sheikah slate from Breath of the Wild,

and as ur booking it out of there, u manage to get ahold of a sword, and u know exactly how to use it to knock back favonius knights trying to stop you (they are concerned for their god who is just unleashing random powers on ppl, pls let Grandmaster Jean just talk to you Your Majesty-!!)

by the time you teleport ur way to Inazuma, (bc u still have this worlds access to ur player/traveler’s powers), ur trying to find a nice place to stay for a little bit

at least in that sweet spot of the Raiden not noticing/finding you, while things cool down on the main continent, before moving on,

and u get some tools to help fashion just a little shelter, bc u dont have any money/mora rn, and ur able to literally build a house???

a mailbox pops up and thanks you for renting with Tom Nook???? As in Animal Crossing-

and rlly if the BOTW/slate thing didnt clue u into video game powers, then this definitely would tbh lmao

right as u see Yae Miko circling ur house, with an armful of books? ..is she planning to thru them at you??, u get the hell out of dodge before her favorite god can follow along

(she knows ur prefrences in books and got authors/trends to start so youd have plenty to read, and she was making sure it was ur house before politely dropping them off! how was she to know thatd spook their favorite God, Ei?!)

u get to Sumeru and think ur safe, hiding in an abandoned forest watcher outpost (1 person treehouse rlly) when Nahida shows up in ur dreams,

and u just,

walk out of the dream, into reality, and possess a nearby ruin guard so u can sleep in peace, bc she cant access a robot,

that one baffled u as you re-possessed ur own body before realizing-

Five Nights at Freddy’s. 💀

U cant do that forever, so u try Fontaine, hoping Neuvillette/Furina wont rlly give af abt you, plus theyre the latest region, so maybe they have the least exposure to whatever the other archons didnt like abt you??

u get there and are immediately summoned to court, and right as the mekas show up to escort you, jfc they have a mecha army

(meanwhile, theyre thinking, yknow. high profile guest/our god of gods. ofc we need state of the art mekas to escort them, its only polite-)

meanwhile ur cape has now become wings, and a mask covers ur face as you glide and fly ur way over the city in an attempt to get to where u assume Snezhnaya is

it doesnt occur to you the game until ur running out of stamnia and catch ur reflection in the waters of fontaine, Sky: Children of the Light

u hope the Tsaritsa’s dislike for other gods/Celestia doesnt extend to ur otherworldly presence so ur just hoping for the best atp tbh

tbh youd forget what all powers you have, and the absolute chaos ur causing urself as u try to desperately rememeber what games youve played thru ur entire life is NOT helping to reduce confusion when u randomly wake up with elf ears (legend of zelda/botw) or get dragged into another ruin machine when u fall asleep/faint/do smth u guess mimics death lmao- (fnaf) 💀

…

(meanwhile the Tsaritsa does get wind ur coming this way, and just, makes the people have a parade/festival to celebrate you coming,

she did also have to get Pierro/Captaino to physically restrain some of them from going ahead to meet/escort you to the palace, she’d heard how the others scared u off, and was, ironically, hoping the warm welcome would clear things up)

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well that was, something. 😃🫠

sorry lil car, that was such a fun idea idk if i did it justice!! i thought itd be too op to include every media youve consumed ever, so i kept it to video games, (which, could u cheat the system if youve played smash bros??)

i hope it was at least a decent read, and sorry im half asleep so i was not v funny this time around, but, again, hope u got smth out of it 😭

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on another note, im having my wisdom teeth surgery this friday, send whatever u got my way, prayers, blessings, good vibes, ill take anything im nervous 🙃

have a good week guys!

Safe Travels Lil Car,

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[exn0bis]

I had to have an urgent wisdom tooth extraction bc the one that broke forever ago was like rotting out of my skull so I was like fully expecting to be about to go even further into medical debt

But then Medicare actually came through and so long as I stayed awake for the surgery it was fully covered??? Miracles.

Also holy shit having a tooth extracted takes so much more physical force than I expected it was fascinating they really do just fuckin yank that shit out of your face the human body is amazing

[biology-geology-beaches-india]

The Science Research Notebooks of S. Sunkavally. Page 194.

[e77y]

God invented wisdom teeth to torture me specifically

[jalattes]

Day 2 post op and everyone is right when they say it's the worst. Can barely open my mouth to brush and washing my face hurts so much 😓 terrified of the holes in my head but I'm going to start the salt water rinses soon

[what-the-fuck-khr]

GOOD NEWS EVERYBODY IM BACK I HAVE ANSWERS so we looked at my teeth etc and I’m not gonna die of sepsis bc despite all the shit my toothache caused me there’s no infection. so what was it, Bronwyn? good question!

wisdom teeth

[onyourstageleft]

getting my wisdom teeth forcibly removed from my skull tomorrow yippee

I will attempt to make a follow up post to this as soon as I wake up from sedation but I make no promises that it will be at all distinguishable as something done under the influence, I am after all the person who once drunk texted a friend at 2am a completely coherent paragraph and ended it with "I'm like Alexander Hamilton, I can write even when my life is falling apart" for justification it was 2016 and we were theatre majors

[savuwu]

They should invent a painkiller between ibuprofen and opioids

[rossithepixie]

-deep sigh- gonna have to make an appointment with my doctor. I have a sneaking feeling i may need surgery because of my endometriosis and i’m not happy about it but the pain it’s causing me is starting to affect other health issues as well.

My doctor brought up the possibility of needing surgery when i saw her a few months ago but agreed with me that we could try other options first but now that things seem to be actively getting worse i don’t think there’s a way around it.

[healthyogatips]

Debunking Common Myths about Wisdom Teeth: Fact vs. Fiction

Introduction

Wisdom teeth, also known as third molars, are the last set of teeth to emerge in the oral cavity. These teeth typically erupt between the ages of 17 and 25. Due to their late arrival, wisdom teeth often cause concern and confusion among individuals. There are numerous myths and misconceptions surrounding wisdom teeth, which can lead to unnecessary worry or misunderstandings. In this article, we will debunk common myths about wisdom teeth and provide factual information to help you make informed decisions regarding your oral health.

Debunking Common Myths about Wisdom Teeth: Fact vs. Fiction

Myth 1: Everyone Needs to Have Their Wisdom Teeth Removed

Contrary to popular belief, not everyone needs to have their wisdom teeth removed. While some individuals may experience complications due to impacted or misaligned wisdom teeth, others may have fully erupted and properly aligned wisdom teeth that do not require extraction. It is essential to consult with a dental professional who can assess your specific situation and provide personalized advice.

Myth 2: Wisdom Teeth Extraction Always Requires Surgery

Although surgical extraction is necessary in some cases, it is not always the norm. If your wisdom teeth have fully erupted, are properly aligned, and do not pose any risks or oral health issues, a simple extraction procedure may be sufficient. A dental professional will evaluate the condition of your wisdom teeth and recommend the appropriate course of action.

Myth 3: Wisdom Teeth Cause Crowding of Other Teeth

One prevalent myth is that wisdom teeth cause crowding of the other teeth in the mouth. However, studies have shown that wisdom teeth do not exert enough pressure to cause significant shifting or crowding of adjacent teeth. Other factors, such as genetics, jaw size, and oral habits, play a more significant role in dental crowding. If you experience crowding, it is best to consult with an orthodontist for a comprehensive evaluation and appropriate treatment options.

Myth 4: Wisdom Teeth Always Lead to Infections

While it is true that partially erupted or impacted wisdom teeth can be more susceptible to infections, it is not an automatic consequence. Proper oral hygiene, including regular brushing, flossing, and rinsing with an antiseptic mouthwash, can help maintain good oral health and minimize the risk of infections. If you have concerns about your wisdom teeth, it is essential to seek professional dental advice.

Myth 5: All Wisdom Teeth Extraction Procedures Are Painful

The fear of pain associated with wisdom teeth extraction is a common concern among individuals. However, advancements in dental techniques and anesthesia have significantly improved the extraction process, minimizing discomfort and pain. Dental professionals employ local anesthesia, sedation, or general anesthesia to ensure a pain-free procedure. Following post-operative instructions and taking prescribed medications can help manage any discomfort during the healing process.

Myth 6: Wisdom Teeth Will Always Cause Problems Later in Life

While it is true that wisdom teeth can lead to complications, such as infections, tooth decay, or gum disease, not everyone will experience these issues. Regular dental check-ups and X-rays can help monitor the condition of your wisdom teeth and detect any potential problems early on. Your dentist will provide guidance on whether extraction is necessary or if other preventive measures can be taken.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)

FAQ 1: Are all wisdom teeth impacted?

No, not all wisdom teeth are impacted. In some cases, wisdom teeth can fully erupt and align properly with the adjacent teeth. It is essential to have regular dental check-ups to assess the condition of your wisdom teeth.

FAQ 2: Can wisdom teeth cause sinus problems?

Wisdom teeth are not directly linked to sinus problems. Sinus issues are typically related to nasal congestion, allergies, or other sinus-related conditions. If you are experiencing sinus problems, it is advisable to consult with a healthcare professional.

FAQ 3: Can I keep my wisdom teeth if they are not causing any pain or discomfort?

If your wisdom teeth are fully erupted, properly aligned, and not causing any oral health issues, your dentist may recommend keeping them. However, regular monitoring is necessary to ensure their condition remains stable.

FAQ 4: What are the signs of impacted wisdom teeth?

Impacted wisdom teeth may exhibit symptoms such as pain, swelling, redness, bad breath, difficulty opening the mouth, or an unpleasant taste in the mouth. If you experience any of these symptoms, it is crucial to seek dental attention.

FAQ 5: How long does it take to recover from wisdom teeth extraction?

The recovery period after wisdom teeth extraction varies for each individual. Generally, it takes about one to two weeks to heal fully. Following post-operative instructions, such as maintaining proper oral hygiene and avoiding certain foods, can help expedite the healing process.

FAQ 6: Can I drive home after a wisdom teeth extraction procedure?

If you undergo a surgical extraction that involves general anesthesia or intravenous sedation, it is recommended to arrange for a responsible adult to drive you home. The effects of anesthesia can impair your judgment and coordination, making it unsafe to drive.

Conclusion

Understanding the truth behind common myths about wisdom teeth is crucial for making informed decisions about your oral health. While some individuals may need to have their wisdom teeth removed due to complications, others may be able to keep them without any issues. Regular dental check-ups, maintaining proper oral hygiene, and seeking professional advice are key to managing your wisdom teeth effectively. Remember, every individual is unique, and your dentist is the best person to guide you through the decision-making process.

[myrthing]

I feel like I should preemptively apologise in case I'm a a bit tetchy or act like an asshole in the near future.

You see, I'm teething.

My last wisdom tooth looks to finally be erupting. Into the roof of my mouth.

[thethingything]

we have been hit with the Curse of Wisdom Tooth Pain and ended up with the worst migraine we've had in months and spent most of the last 24 hours trying not to throw up and the pain wakes us up after an hour or two every time we try to sleep

[folaireamh]

considering the practicality of amateur dental self-surgery via exacto knife and needlenose pliers vs just fucking nutting up and making an appointment at the actual oral surgery place

[kylejsugarman]

jesse would be like "damn isnt it crazy how teeth hurt like All the time no matter what" and demi would be like "......honey how many wisdom teeth do u still have" and his ass would hit her with the "😳 how many am i supposed to have???" facial expression

[xxoxobree]

Has anyone got their wisdom teeth removed? 😭😭 I’ve been holding out for years because i don’t want stitches in my mouth but its to the point where I can’t eat 🥲.