#And give him a lolipop

[tech-obssessed-shark]

thinking about Prowler thinking about how nobody figured out he was being controlled thinking about how everyone sees him as the bad guy even if they’re on the same side thinking about how even STARSCREAM becomes an important figure with (some) allies yet Prowl goes feral because of everything thinking about how the only people to support Prowl were the ones he was forced to mind-meld with thinking about all his relationships ending with others hating him thinking about

[calamitoustide]

pediatrician Regulus who falls in love with one of his patients' dad and a James who puts on the front of an anxious parent coming in for the least worrying ailments just to see him

[verdesart]

Subspace design sketches. Stinky hedgehog hair... chihuahua coded

[miikanui]

lalalala :D

[oceans-beloved]

Meme dump yayyy🥳✨️

(off to make more now muhahaha >:3)

[klm-zoflorr]

5D or 3B for the expression meme thing with elias bouchard :3

Oh boy. He seems so very embarrassed. How curious thats you'd ask something like that, frey thermo "likes to make elias cry" dynamic comedian

Local bureaucrat crying like child. Worlds loudest and whiniest businessman. What could possibly have happened to him I wonder? I think someone needs to send me another (or many others) ask with the culprit.

[labradorable]

thinking about the hotel sex when he told me to come closer to him so i did and then he said "stay." brooooo i need it again i need it rn

[kyros-tha-soldier]

chapter 1096 spoilers

this is one of those chapters I've been waiting for so long!

Let's get straight to it:

The slave hunt has started and the CDs start chasing people who have targets on their back (basically running, moving, living, breathing targets)

Kuma, Ivankov and Ginny hatch a plan to steal the devil fruits while everybody is distracted (Poor lil Kuma has an arrow in his back)

the rocks and Roger pirates arrive and we see big mom, Rocks (not revealed) shiki, Glorosia, Whitebeard, Bakkin, Roger (looking like a young ace), Wang Zhi, a young Kaido, John and crocus maybe? I dunno I read all that at 4am I had a brain fart

Garp pulls up after he got summoned to protect the CDs, he was in a vacation when they called him. Bro couldn't get a break and for what, to protect those BASTARDS?

The pirates wreck havoc in the island and almost mess up the plan of the little kids. Ivankov catches Kaido's fruit and Kuma grabs the Paw paw fruit.

Big mom attacks ivankov and catches the fruit from his hands. A terrified Kuma eats his devil fruit

Saturn appears and uses his Haki (probably? I dunno, whatever was that scary glance that knocked Sanji off his feet) and says something to him... Whatever it is I don't think it would be something polite

Fast forward we see Kuma, Ginny and Ivankov are back to Sorbet island. Kuma is praying in a church. Later Ivankov decides to leave (he probably wanted to go sailing) and the little kids bid him farewell

We are shown and a montage of him and Ginny working (she beats up some kids who bullied him but he heals them and they become best friends)

Kuma and Ginny are then shown eating dinner, living inside the abandoned church

Bonus panels:

i-i love them so much you guys you wouldn't understand waaaaaaaah they're cute... CUUUTE!!!

[chrlotpony]

OMG NOO MY BABY

Sunil animation with tears😢

It comes up in low definition on my phone. :(

[clawsdevour]

helpless

wc: 0.5k content warning: post-timeskip, established relationship, ushijima x reader, suggestive, not proofread

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startled when you heard a sigh of frustration from the corner of the room.

at his desk, the sliver of light from the window highlighting and defining his sharp but attractive features. ushijima's slaving away responding to his business emails and sponsorships, tapping away at his laptop profusely before taking a quick break.

his long thick fingers brush through his short brown hair, cut to pristine the way he liked it. his long lashes flutter as he blinks once, then twice, before rubbing his eyes.

his thick brows are furrowed as he tries to concentrate, obviously tired from trying to get back to all his emails amongst the spam that doubles his inbox.

rusting to get out of the linen covers and silently making your way to his desk, peering just above his broad shoulder to catch a glimpse of what he's looking at on his screen.

it's pitch black..?

in your deep dark reflection that mirrored him, his eyes gravitate towards you in the back before shutting off his laptop. he already felt your presence in the room, but having you in arms reach was even more comforting.

caught red-handed, ushijima swivels his chair around to face you body to body while his large arms pull your torso in closer towards his head's level. his olive eyes gazed at you from beneath, nose pressing between the fabric that covered your warm skin as you felt him breath in and out.

"you okay toshi?" reaching for his head of hair, you stroke while using your soft voice to coo at him.

feeling him just slightly nod in between your chest, you blushed before putting a bit of distance between you two.

ushijima's staring you down, questioning why you just disrupted the tension for a brief moment before he saw you get on your knees in front of him as you kept eye contact. he's lost in the moment, excited at what's to come, twitching in length.

your delicate fingers run along the seams of his growing bulge that suffocated his pants.

how long has it been since you did him a favor?

ushijima's impatient, holding his cool, he's been waiting for so long for this to happen again. he never asks, he only gives.

reaching into his waistband that held tightly onto his toned bod and under his boxers, your fingers are met with his swelling cock you pulled out.

it's like he tripled in size and it made you drool with sin. looking at it made you want it in your mouth this instant, just sucking on it like a lolipop. but no, you had to give him the whole package.

what a tease, using your fingertips to lightly graze over his size from bottom to top making him shiver with ecstasy. his intense stare lingered over you as you continued to endlessly tease him before you started to stroke ushijima off.

he is absolutely hopeless when it comes to you.

masterlist here

[cvnntagious]

is ps chris the kinda guy to give his girl a lolipop and then get turned on by her eating it? 😭

yes, exactly. but tbc, in my au, reader and ps!chris are not yet dating

chris gave you a small side eye when he noticed the way you were staring at him, lips wrapped around a blue lollipop as he sucked and licked at it, mindlessly scrolling his phone while the two of you sat idly on the couch. his head turned towards you, using his thumb to click the power button on the side of his phone. he pulled the lollipop from his mouth with a soft pop, raising a brow at you. "what?" he asked, not taking in to consideration that his straightforwardness might scare you a bit, "you're starin', love."

your eyes averted, embarrassed by not only the way he called you out, but also the affectionate nickname he'd so casually thrown out. chris took note of the way your face seemed to flush, a cocky grin spreading across his face. "you want this, huh?" he then asked, waving the lollipop glistening with his saliva before outstretching his arm to give it to you.

when he saw your hesitance, glancing between his face and the half-eated lolli in front of yours, chris was quick to take your chin between his index and thumb. your mouth opened in surprise, allowing chris to shove the sticky, sugary candy into it. the faux 'blue razz' flavoring melted on your tongue, along with chris' semi-wet spit, causing your hand to come up to grab the stick of it.

there was a silence as you began swirling your tongue around the treat, taking it out for a moment to kitty lick it a bit as the two of you held eye contact, chris now leaned back comfortably on his couch. your actions were completely innocent, only refusing to look away because chris was—no other intentions behind it. chris, on the other hand began to feel his pants tightening, taking the way your eyes stayed trained on him as some sort of challenge.

still, it didn't take long for his eyes to flicker down to the leather beneath you, clearing his throat as he shifted in his seat (and not-so-subtly adjusted the tent that had quickly formed over the few seconds of eye contact that had passed). "fuck," he breathed through gritted teeth, taking a moment to finish his adjustments before his eyes met yours again, "always doin' naughty shit on purpose..."

you gave him a confused look, breath hitching when he practically dragged you down to your knees.

[amazinglyashy]

hi! i was wondering if i can request lads boys comforting their s/o bc their cat has passed. my baby passed today and i’m grieving really hard. thank you and have an amazing day🫶🏻

Moving this one up immediately in my box just to express my condolences. Your baby was very loved, I'm sure, and I hope you get through this tough time with care <3 I'm sorry for your loss. It's a tough time, regardless of who you're losing. My partner's grandpa passed a couple years back and I remember us crying, laughing and bowling, crying again, and talking a lot. Heck, I went to a craft store right after I heard the news and wandered around for two hours without any goal. I think I bought lolipop sticks. Take care love <3 You'll get through this. I know it's hard.

LaDS men when your pet cat has passed away

Xavier -

Since he lives so close by, your baby was his baby too, so he's devastated. Not equally so, he knows you spent more time with them, and you had them long before you had met him, but still- the pain exists.

The both of you are a bundle of blankets for a long while, just lying in the comfort and going through the both of your phones as you look for every single photo or video that has your cat in it, even just a little bit.

Lots of tears, but lots of laughs as well.

Everything is clear and apparent with every single memory the two of you go through- every little quirk your cat had, every little habit they had-

You both have a really nice time just talking about your cat, and any of the goofy mischief they used to get up to.

Of course you cry, and of course Xavier holds you through it. He knows how hard this is for you, and he knows it'll pass.

But until then, he's got you.

He's always got you.

Zayne -

He may be pragmatic to an extreme sometimes, but when it comes to grieving, he knows how hard it can be on the human psychic.

Not to mention on someone like you, who's already been through enough.

He'll definitely ask you if you want a hug, and if the answer is yes, he'll hold you, squeezing you so snugly and for so long that surely his muscle memory doesn't know a different position anymore.

Warm tea or cocoa, his old cardigan on your shoulders, pillows and blankets surrounding you on the couch, and just…

A lot of care.

If you ask him for any opinions or advice, he probably won't be able to give it to you. He doesn't want to risk anything coming out abrasive when you're still so tender, so he'll settle for condolences and anything comforting he can think of.

"I know it hurts. And you can try as you might, but the hole they left won't ever manage to be blocked out. All you can do is keep going, and hold their memory close."

Sylus -

Deep breath, it's going to be alright.

Loss is definitely something he's familiar with- and it's partially why he doesn't have anyone of his own. Mephisto may have a personality, but he's also mechanical. There's no way for him to disappear, because every bit of data in him gets saved, just in case.

But there's also no way your cat will disappear either, because Sylus has saved every memory of her, to make sure you will always have something should this day arrived.

He just didn't expect it to come so soon.

Doesn't matter what job he has, it's left to Luke and Kieran. He's by your side to care for you in whatever capacity you may need. He takes a lot of initiative, but he also asks you a lot of questions too. He doesn't want to risk making you uncomfortable, and he knows you're extra tender right now.

A lot of physical affection if that's what you need, and a lot of ideas to help you through it- whether he takes you out somewhere to help distract you from the pain, or goes through old memories with you to help you grieve through it, he'll do anything.

For as long as you may need.

Rafayel -

He hated cats.

Except for this one.

That was partially your fault, but also partially the darned cat's fault for being such a love.

He's devastated, both for you, and for himself.

He'll hug you- kiss you. Anything he can think of that usually cheers you up, even though he knows there's really nothing that's going to help right now.

He's been there, he's experienced loss. He knows what you're going through, and unfortunately- he knows that also means there's not really any helping it.

Someday when you're ready- could be in a month, could be three years from now, it doesn't matter at all him- he'll make you probably one of the favorite gifts you'll ever receive from him.

It's a portrait of your past baby, flowing full of life and color with eyes that sparkle almost as well as theirs did back when they were still around.

Almost.

And sometimes, 'almost' is more than enough to help ease the pain.

[ultravioletrayz]

hii, i hope your day/night has been well !!

i was wondering if i could request husband miguel who’s at the society with chubby/curvy wife where reader is just literally stuck to him like glue because she’s on her period and like also period horny and she desperately wants a lolipop qnd miguel is like totally taking advantage of it by straight up making reader give him a bj for her to satisfy her oral fixation

Holy shit that’s so hot.

Pairing: miguel o’hara x f!reader

Warnings: 18+, oral (m. receiving), size kink (kinda), miguel and reader both being equally needy, public sex? (they do it in miguel’s office), miguel gets kind of rough so throat fucking ig, cum eating, awfully translated Spanish

Summary: following your husband around his workplace all day means miguel gets to take full advantage of your current… situation 🩸

A/N: someone give reader her lollipop :(

Word Count: 1.6K (unedited)

At this point, you couldn’t tell whether Miguel was genuinely clueless, or just being a dick. You’ve been following him around HQ all day, not wanting to get lost in the hustle and bustle of the Spider Society, all the while trying not to cry out in pain and discomfort from how bad your cramps are getting.

It’s like your body wants you to suffer. The dizzying combination of pain, exhaustion, arousal, and the desperate need to distract yourself with something, anything, is enough to make you scurry away from your husband in desperate search of any kind of relief.

You try to follow the signs and the memory of Miguel showing you around his workplace the first time he had let you visit, making your way into the cafeteria. A few Spider-People look your way, confused as to why Miguel wasn’t by your side.

Shyly, you make your way to a few food stands and counters set up throughout the room, asking around if anybody sells a lollipop or anything else that would satisfy your need for distraction. Unfortunately for you, nobody has anything to offer, causing you to smile politely and leave the room, despite how frustrating this whole situation is.

You’ve excused yourself to the bathroom an obscene amount of times, been caught clutching your midsection as a result of your more painful cramps (day 2 fucking sucks), and you’ve been biting and chewing at the collar of the cute little blouse you’re wearing, which was your first attempt to communicate to Miguel this morning that you are painfully horny. And yet, the man you married for his caring and observant nature was none the wiser.

“¿Adónde fuiste?” Miguel’s voice booms behind you, causing a startled yelp to leave your lips as you turn on your heels and look up at him. His expression isn’t one of anger, like you had expected, it’s more amused than anything. (Where did you go?)

“I wanted a lollipop,” You say softly, fiddling with the hem of your blouse as the mere sight of your tall, tan, muscular husband in that skin-tight, holographic suit makes your thighs instinctively clench together. “But nobody sells them. You should get onto that, Migs.” You joke, trying to focus on anything but the aching in your lower tummy and the arousal pooling in your panties.

“Why do you want a lollipop? If you’re hungry, get something real to eat, cariño, a lollipop’s not gonna fill you up.” Miguel raises an eyebrow at you, his sharp red eyes full of confusion as he tries to pin your unusual behaviour.

“Miguel, I'm on my period, you idiot.” You giggle, your suspicions regarding Miguel’s cluelessness towards your situation being confirmed. It was a bit annoying that despite how long you two have been together, he can still get so caught up in work that he doesn’t remember the important things, like when your period’s due and that your oral fixation worsens during that time of the month. But he’s too hot to hold a grudge.

Miguel’s amused expression drops and he lets out a dramatic sigh, rubbing his temples as he mumbles apologies for his negligence towards your feelings the whole day. “Lo siento, querida, I had no idea. Can I do anything to help you?”

You smile softly at Miguel’s apology, licking your lips and fighting the urge to suck on the fabric of your blouse as you look up at your husband. “I need something to distract me from my cramps. Is there anywhere here that sells lollipops? Maybe one of the kids has candy or something stashed in their lockers?”

Miguel tries to hide the devilish smirk that creeps onto his lips as he steps close to you. He rests one of his massive, calloused hands on the back of your head, leaning in to whisper against your ear. “¿Necesitas chupar algo, nena?” (Need something to suck on, baby?)

You blush, Miguel’s teasing comment making you weak in the knees and going straight to your dripping cunt. Your eyes dart around the area the two of you are standing in, terrified one of Miguel’s subordinates may have heard him. Once you’re sure the two of you are alone, you nod, the needy look on your pretty face causing Miguel’s dick to throb in his suit.

With haste, Miguel drags you into his office, your lips crashing against one another as he slams your much smaller frame against the wall, his tongue forcing its way into the warmth of your mouth. One of his hands is buried in the softness of your silky locks, the other cupping your dripping pussy over your jeans, the heel of his palm grinding against your pulsing clit and causing you to whimper against his plump lips.

“Fucking lollipop,” Miguel hisses against your lips, his tone dripping with teasing and dominance as he sits down in the nearest desk chair and gestures for you to follow. “If you wanted to suck my dick that bad, should’ve just said something, princesa.”

Miguel spreads his muscular thighs, and you take it as an invitation to kneel between them. Your head rests on his leg, causing his holographic suit to flicker at the contact. He can’t help but chuckle at the adorable sight before him. His pretty little wifey, desperate to feel his heavy dick in her mouth. With a grin on your face, you reach up to tap the glowing screen of Miguel’s dimensional travel watch, the bottom half of his Spider-Suit dissolving. His hardened cock springs up, pre already dribbling from his reddened tip just because of how needy you are on your period. It drives him fucking insane.

You wrap your hands around Miguel’s shaft, your digits barely enveloping his girthy member, causing him to let out a quiet moan. Your eyes remain glued to his sharp, red ones as your tongue darts out to lick a fat stripe from his swollen balls, along the veins on the underside of his dick, all the way up to his leaky tip. He groans as you plant little kisses against his moist slit, claws protruding from his fingertips and digging into the arms of his chair.

“Stop teasing, cariño,” Miguel whimpers, hips bucking against your mouth to try and force his cock inside. “I thought you needed this-” Miguel’s words are cut off by a loud moan as you unexpectantly give his tip a harsh suck, swirling your tongue around it as you savour the taste of his precum.

He knows that you’re overly sensitive and fragile when you’re on your period, but the second your moist, plush lips surround his cock, he loses all self-control. You wanted something to suck, something to distract you from your cramps? Miguel was going to give you just that. He grabs you by your hair and bucks his hips upwards, his cock slamming into the back of your throat and causing you to choke and cry. He fucks his dick into the depths of your mouth, eyes rolling back in his head as he pants and moans above you. You hollow your cheeks and rest your hands on the thick flesh of his legs, trying to ground yourself and adjust to the way Miguel smears his precum all over the walls of your mouth.

“Lo siento– ¡mierda! Lo siento, cariño.” Miguel whines, his hold on your hair loosening as you start to bob your head up and down on his length, sucking him off properly now. He reaches out to wipe away your tears, whispering sweet praises to you to make up for his harsh thrusts before. “Doing so good, baby. Keep going.”

Saliva drips down your chin as you take as much of Miguel in your mouth as possible, your hands firmly stroking the bottom half of his shaft that isn’t inside the gushy warmth of your pretty lips. The weight of Miguel’s cock against your tongue, the way his veins pulsate and brush against your lips each time your head rises, and the sight of his head thrown back and his thighs twitching as he gets closer and closer to cumming makes your aching pussy drool, your panties surely ruined by how turned on you are.

“I’m- fuck! I’m gonna cum, bebé.” Miguel whines, the muscles in his thick biceps bulging as he grips his chair and lazily fucks into your mouth to reach his release. Feeling his twitching cock filling your mouth makes you moan, the vibrations of your pretty sounds sending Miguel over the edge. His cum coats the inside of your mouth, spurting against the back of your throat as he pants and curses to himself.

You release his softening member with a pop!, licking up the stray ropes of his release that coat his shaft and lap, swallowing his load and making sure to clean him up thoroughly. He chuckles breathlessly at the sight of you being so obedient and he lifts your chin in one hand to stroke his thumb against your cheek.

“Gracias, mi reina,” He whispers, enabling his suit once again, his heavy, moist cock disappearing underneath the digital strands of blue and red. “I’ll return the favour at home, okay?”

You giggle and nod your head in agreement, staring up at your fucked-out husband gratefully.

“Can you still help me find a lollipop to buy?”

Teehee :)

[kyxhiin]

Everybody's heard of uncle Clark therapy, but what about uncle cap' therapy? (Pre identity reveal.)

Whenever the batkids get tired of Bruce's 'BS' they either go to Smallville for a Relaxing time with the supes. If the kids are looking for something insane and energy making to do, they go to Fawcett for uncle Cap therapy.

They fight around goons that they will be restricted to not fight cause of Batman, Steal Donuts from the cops, fight some evil villain in the most cartoony ways possible, and just take break out of that gloomy city and go to a city where it's stuck in the 1950s, fairies and unicorns exist, and where they will be allowed and encouraged to fight slighty dirty (not slightly, they will be fighting DIRTY.)

Tiny Conv:

Damian: This is utterly ridiculous, father. He was getting away, I had to break his legs. It had to be done. This isn't fair.

Bruce: You disobeyd my orders, this is the 5th call. You'll be put on break from patrol for a while.

Damian: This is idiotic. I'm going to Fawcett.

Babian said holding an already packed bag, marching to the zeta-tube.

Bruce holding the bridge of his nose, why does he even bother punishing his kids if they were going to runaway some place else like that. (He tried to stop them so many times from going to someplace else, but they always escaped and ended up at that place so he doesn't even bother anymore.

Few days later Damian comes back, with a comically large lolipop, stolen Donuts, and a whole lotta injuries. (It's fine, it'll heal soon..)

JL meeting that night was TENSE, Broodman was staring a hole into Captain Marvel's head (injustice superman and billy ref).

But he just can't seem to punish him normally, why is he tempted to treat an irresponsible grown man like a little kid and give him a grounding or something?

[streetplants]

Awwwwww

okay, okay, fine

sunny - "I looked back at this photo.. maybe omori has a point." he tried his best. in my opinion I don't know how people get weirded out by sunny/omori's smile, it's cute!

[reareaotaku]

so I had a though what if the Barbies and the Kens actually had private parts but actively avoided them (think, using etc)?

Like Barbies do have boobs and you can see that the Kens have nipples. Also dolls - as far as I remember - had panties, craved in, panties.

I believe in the movie they talk about how they don't have genitals. Though, let's say that they do have privates, what would happen? Also ignoring the second part

Pleasurable Sin [Headcanons]

Yandere! Ryan! Ken x Fem! Reader Tw: Smut/Nsfw, Masturbation/Jerking Off, Ken has a dick! 🔞18+ Content due to dark and adult themes. Read at your own risk

The Barbies are more sexually aware/have a sexual education

The only reason the Kens don't ALSO have a sexual education is because they don't take it seriously [Also, they're not really getting laid]

There are no diseases, STD & STIs, because there's nothing to give it to them if that makes sense?

They are humanized versions of their doll personas, meaning they have human bodies and need food, water, air, etc

The Kens are very sexual

Your Ken, Ryan, is always touching you and humping you, quite literally

The first time Ken jerked off he had no idea what he was doing

He grabbed the base/shaft and slowly moves up towards the tip. He slowly picks up the pace, which causes him to groan. He really liked the feeling and speeds up. He quickly speeds up when feeling his lower intestine tighten up and then cums all over his hand

He's out of breath and excited with this newfound pleasure

It makes him wonder if you also feel like this

He's completely clueless and thinks you also have a penis

"Well, don't you pull on it too?"

You look at him confused, before laughing at him. He blushes, embarrassed, feeling like a fool."

"We don't have the same genitalia, you know that right, Ken?"

"Of course I do... So what does it look like?"

Once he does figure out what jerking off and how good it is, he does it a lot

When you rub against him, it's like seeing stars

It feels better when you rub him than when he rubs himself

Man will do anything for you to touch him

He's very loud and cries during sex

He'll cover his mouth when your mouth is wrapped around him, because he doesn't want anyone to hear him

Suck him like a lolipop, it's like a treat for him

Barbie Dreamhouse Ken would care about your pleasure

Ken is so excited and sometimes forgets to please you

He moves so fast and energetically

Though, if you tell him, he'll be more cautious, because his biggest fear is you not loving him. So, when he does realize that he's been upsetting/displeasing you, he's scared

While he does enjoy the feeling of being inside you, if you show any discomfort, now that he has eagle eyes on you, he'll be quick to ask what's wrong

He's willing to do whatever you're up for

He's also really easy to turn on

If Boner Alerts existed, his would go off anytime you're near

You don't even have to do anything; You just talk a certain way/Lean into him just a little to far/ You look at him a certain way... Well, it all works and he gets excited

He gets really sad when you say no, but is willing to do it by himself. He'd rather you help him, but it's okay, he'll just use his imagination

Oh boy, does his imagination run wild

Good thing Porn doesn't exist in Barbie Land, because he'd be wanting to do it all with you

While he does love 'Love-making', he doesn't think about it constantly. Sometimes he loves the way you look in the sunlight. You look beautiful when you smile. Your laugh makes his heart beat and his skin gets those goosebumps. A shiver runs up his back when you look at him like he's the only man in the world

There's no one else like you. Yeah, the Barbies are pretty, but you are one of a kind and you're the only person who owns Ken's mind