#And choosing a meal?

[acesammy]

On the one hand I desperately crave close connections with people… on the other, I am so much more functional as an individual.

[lazylittledragon]

does anyone else experience the adhd-created nightmare of having to choose between having a healthy daily routine and getting anything done at all

[wormheamer]

which way, slugcat?

[sanska]

He was hungry, rip Madara’s ¥100,000 Showa Koi but that’s really on him for not feeding his guest well enough and owning a koi pond full of fat little fishies

Where’s Tobirama’s clothes? Well you see he—

[voot-floop]

Another vox page someone send elp

[icewindandboringhorror]

What would you choose? :0c

(note: original image is from HERE (link) - but I edited it to add a wider variety of options.. also added $3 extra to the total, even though I know that makes it more uneven lol, I thought if you're adding 10 whole extra items, the money to spend should at least be increased slightly, if that makes sense..)

[spitinsideme]

This has Ragapom energy and I will not explain why

so true i wish lesbians were real

just the hand casually on the ass (theyre just comfortably in love)

[stuckinapril]

There will not be a single moment next week in which I’m not running around doing something

[televised-eyes]

usually with ships i’ll have a secret favorite but trying to choose between crowley & aziraphale is impossible like i’ll have days where i look at azira and think ‘oh sweet angel baby let me protect you’ and then i’ll see crowley and cry out ‘AH darling i love you i love you i love you’

i just adore them both so much i can’t choose & i won’t

[dead-girl-tells-stories]

Almost finished reading Dungeon Meshi and I got an idea

So in Dungeon Meshi or Delicious in Dungeon, there are these... dungeons.

And from what I have gathered dungeons can be made naturally or artificially but both types have the same few things in common.

They are made to contain demons

They attract adventures

The dungeons have lords who manage/control the dungeon and are given the power to do so by the demons

I know that I'm skimming over some important bits, but long story short, the demons come from an alternate dimension called 'The Infinite Realm' and feed off of people's desires, the Lord of the Dungeon's specifically.

That being said... (incoming dp x dc prompt)

Beings from the Infinite Realms aren't ghosts but demons. And while they do still have obsessions, they lack desires. And so, they've become something they hunger for.

Danny learns this the hard way when he accidentally eats his parents' desire to hunt 'ghosts'.

When the endless, all-consuming hunger, that had been growing inside himself became just a bit satisfied by the action, he got scared. He ran to Clockwork, who immediately explained everything to him.

From there he became terrified. He didn't want to eat people's desires, especially considering that he had some of his own. But CW explained that while other demons will most likely never be satisfied no matter how many desires they consume, because of Danny's halfa status he may be able to. (Also it would be a bad thing if the baby starves itself. No one wants the baby to starve!)

To test out this theory, CW pulls (more than) a couple of strings, and soon his dungeon was set up in Gotham City in the DC universe.

He felt a bit bad since he had to set up shop in another ghost's/demon's territory, but Lady Gotham seemed to have taken a liking to him.

Danny takes his time searching for the most desperate person he can find, (Lady Gotham is leading him to some of the most desperate people in her city, aka the Batfam.), and appears to one of them as a fawn (signifying his hunger and current 'lack' of power). He then looks deep into their mind and offers them the power to fulfill all their desires.

The Batfam? They should be better than this, but damn they were in a tight spot and the city is going to shit because the rouges have been more active than ever, and their family is on the verge of crumbling!... And the answer to fix it all was right there, just within their reach.

They held the fawn in their arms gently. Its ivory wings, coat of starlight, and piercing Lazurus green eyes. Gotham began to change.

A few years later, some members of the JL and the JLD are once again trying their hand at clearing the dungeon but are a bit discouraged because last time their team was wiped out completely.

It was inconvenient how their powers were nullified whenever they were inside the dungeon, but they had yet to find a spell to counteract it.

In an attempt to get past the third floor, they teamed with a team called Team Phantom, which comprised two young adult siblings, their 12-year-old sister, and a few teenagers.

Morally, they were against this. No one this young should be trying to clear the dungeon! But on the other hand, this team was the closest to getting to the fourth floor.

Sucking it up, they teamed up with the young dungeon dwellers and quickly found out why they were so close to getting to the third floor.

These kids were skilled. These kids were powerful. These kids were trained. On top of that, they didn't care about their lives! Because these kids? They wouldn't- no! They couldn't die, and they were using it to their advantage.

The JL/JLD now had much more to worry about than clearing the dungeon.

[lila-rae]

I see so many women making a joke or laughing off their (majority male) partner’s inability to do xyz. Like baby girl I’m going to hold your hand when I tell you this but weaponized incompetence is not funny.

You shouldn’t have to “mom” your spouse to get them to remember your kid has an allergy, you shouldn’t have to leave detailed instructions on how to care for the children y’all made together. He should know what school they go to, their teacher’s names, their grades, THEIR BIRTHDAYS!

And the men in the comments trying to vilify women who demand an equal partner.

I am disgusted.

[crazysodomite]

im gonna be honest i need recipe suggestions bc the only thing ive been eating these past months is slop (vegetable stew or soup, basically just chopping vegetables and throwing them together)

im going to bare my soul for the worlds judgement. there is not a single skillet in this house i can cook eggs in without them sticking to it and being nasty so i dont even cook eggs anymore. i used to eat egg sandwiches but uhh i dont remember why i stopped

i do not have 'complex recipes' money. i dont have enough money for cheese. i never buy cheese, ever. and im completely serious. i have potato and carrots money.

[dramaism]

I told you the lantern was flickering. When it is on, I am sane. It is clear to me that I must send you back as I promised. But I go insane when it turns off. I just pine for you. That is why I came to see you.

[forged-in-kaoss]

How do you live?

[pathologising]

it really is a snowball effect...stop doing drugs turns into evaluating what you nourish your body with causing u to eat better causing u to think more abt what healthy looks like for you causing u to exercise more causing u to be mindful about what your body is telling you causing you to apply your coping skills effectively causing you to be more centered and aware of your thought processes etc

[vaguely-concerned]

so was anyone going to tell me that tinned anchovy and some spices sizzled in olive oil makes the most delicious sauce you've ever tasted in your life or was I just going to have to have that semi-religious experience by myself